Thanks for the reviews, you guys! All two of them… Anyways, I'd like to thank my brother for some insight on the story; his creative humor hints helped me a lot. This chapter should clear up a few misunderstandings in the plot.

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"Who the hell is this, servant? What have you done now?"

The trip back to the agency was a long one. During that walk, Alucard felt strangely drawn to her. But not naturally, he later mused. The girl's presence demanded love, pity, envy, and admiration, all at the same time. No matter how he looked at her and at what angle, she was an obvious freak of nature. There was no way even in hell one can achieve everything she had and not be horribly depressed or crazy. Yet an overwhelming emotion welled up in the nosferatu's mind. To him, she was starting to seem beautiful and oddly attractive. Her manipulative yet enchanting giggles, her strength, her personality. She was sad yet happy, angsty yet peppy, sarcastic yet cute, emo yet preppy, strong yet needed protection, lovable yet, actually, always lovable. As Alucard predicted, Pip's initial reaction to the girl on the Count's shoulders was a look of pure loooooove. It was clear he thought her very attractive, especially in the chest area. Bastard. She's mine. But it wasn't right. Something was wrong. Something, but he couldn't place a finger on it. But first, he decided, he had to deal with Integral's lectures.

"This is the second time, Alucard, the second time! You've brought another one here. Another one of your 'toys'. I can't permit you to keep doing this. This has to stop." Sir Integra paced along the length of her office in front of her servant. Her demeanor was an angry one; which was obvious. Yet the look in her eyes was one of pure amusement. "Alucard, why? Why do you think you can get away with bringing strays into the mansion? What do you want with them? I knew you are twisted, manipulative, but I had no idea you were this perverted." Another one with a huge chest. Gods.

"She said she was your daughter."

"What!" The Hellsing shrieked. Bullshit! That bitch, I want her in here, now! This has gone beyond amusement. This has got to stop.

Reading her mind, the vampire started turning around to let Nemmie into the room. Nemmie let herself in. Through the wall. "I read your mind from the hallway, Integra. Or should I call you mommy?" She giggled once more and shivers ran down Integra's spine.

"That would be unnecessary. By the way, how do you know my name? How do you know us? Who are you? " The question seemed to amuse the alchemist even more.

"Oh, mum,-" She started.

"No mum, either! I am not your mother!"

"Tch, fine, grouchy pants. Don't deny it, though. This organization is so secretive. No one wants to admit anything." This world was starting to feel like home to Minerva. Or, in her words, 'just like heaven'. No chair would ever break underneath her petite and curvy ass this time. This time, she will be the star. She will be the Queen of Hellsing! "Alright, Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing, I'll tell you."

"That's Sir Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing to you, whatever your name is."

"Me? My Nemandaria Draculina Alexandrianskarianas De Van Seingrheinrichtenburgerstein Elric Hellsing the Vampiric Alchemist! And I would have thought you'd recognized your own daughter? I know everything about you."She smirked wickedly. Alucard just stood with his eyes dreamily filmed.

Integra leaned slowly towards the intruder.

"Here, buddy, let me clue ya in.." she said slowly "I HAVE no daughter."

"Denying your offspring, that's no way for a lady to behave" Alucard coughed from the corner of the room. "You lied to me, Integral."

"What…" Integra's face contorted into a mask of disbelief.

"You're not a virgin after all." He continued.

Nemmie beamed.

"No…" Integra started.

"Too late, Maaaasteer." The vampire growled and phased through the wall backwards for he was still frowning at the current Hellsing. The vampire Alucard strode thoughtfully back to his precious coffin just as the sun rose up above the horizon. Integral stood facing the large window behind her desk watching the sunrise. "You are excused."

Minerva smiled yet again and stood her ground. A vile, contemptuous smile that Integra only sighed at when noticing it reflected on the glass of the window. The Hellsing contemplated the young woman behind her. The Perfect Girl.

"You say you know everything about me, yet you didn't know my full name."

"Err, must have slipped my mind… Where is your suit?"

"What?"

"Your green trademark suit." That's right; Integra wasn't wearing her trademark green suit. It was black witha red tie-ribbon. Her hair was more blonde than silver or platinum and her skin wasn't dark at all. The leader looked so much more sophisticated standing before the window. She looked so European and much more feminine than Nemmie thought she did.

"What are you talking about?"

"Nothing." An ominous silence filled the room as Integra pondered Nemmie's character. Nemandaria decided to break it. "Alucard acted as if he didn't know who Incognito was when I asked him about that battle during our trip here. Did you order him to never mention that again? Do you regret being imprisoned?"

"What?" Imprisonment? For what!

"Heh, don't play the fool, you broke the law, you were branded a traitor."

"Don't toy with me, girl." The Sue decided to probe into the Hellsing's mind. Unfortunately for her, that wasn't possible. Integra sealed her mind shut, Nemmie couldn't get in.

"You're hiding something."

"Everybody has their secrets. You should stick with your own."

"Why are you denying this to me?"

"Why are you so nosey?"

"Come on. I know everything."

"Yeah? You memorized some false information. But you did the memorizing quite well, I'll give you that. By the way, Hellsing's do not act like you were just doing. You are a fraud, it's obvious."

Nemmie decided to ignore the last comment. "Anime never lies!" She blurted out instead.

"What?"

"Urgh, never mind." The young girl fell silent.

"It is time for me to ask the questions now. Listen; you said your name was 'Elric Hellsing'. And you know I'm not your parent but refuse to show it. What do you want? Who is the Elric? Another man from your fantasies?"

Minerva let out a small giggle. "Silly, Sir Integra, what else would a perfect sixteen year-old girl like me want, but a perfect family?" And with that, she phased, giggling, through the wall.

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