Kara and Mon sat around eating ice cream on the couch. "Hey, do you want to watch the best romance movie of all time?" she asked.
"Is that a serious question?" Mon asked.
"Don't be like that. It's a little old, though," Kara said turning on the TV.
The two watched the movie with Kara wiping away a tear at the end. "This is actually quite good," Mon said impressed.
"I know, true romance happens when you have struggle, conflict, and obstacles. It just happens naturally as two people work as a team," Kara said.
"I particularly enjoyed the sex scene...and the violence," Mon agreed.
Their Terminator movie was interrupted as an alien signal took over every broadcast signal on the planet. "This again," Kara rolled her eyes referring to Zod's announcement years prior.
"We demand you turn over Mon-El from the Insane planet. We know where he is harbored. If you do not relinquish him by dawn, we will take him by force," the broadcast said.
"Zod did it better," Kara said unconcernedly.
"They might be referring to a different Mon-El," Mon considered.
"Don't be an ass," Kara scolded him. "Good thing you didn't fall in a coma or hideaway in some cave. Then, we would all be fucked."
"Should I give myself up now?" Mon wondered.
"Nah, they said dawn, right? Plenty of time to get drunk as fuck," Kara said to him.
Hank, Alex, and Winn considered the new alien battleship that entered Earth's atmosphere. It looked suspiciously like a tri-spinner. "They're apparently setting a course to Metropolis. So far, the president hasn't ordered a preemptive strike. He is tweeting a lot, though," Hank said.
"Kara isn't answering her phone," Alex frowned.
"Even if we had Mon, how would we be able to communicate with them?" Winn wondered.
"Mon gave us a sample of his language. The universal translator should be able to send a coherent message. Tell them that we have Mon-El and that they can go fuck themselves," Hank ordered.
"Really?" Alex wondered.
"I never give up a man to the enemy. Plus, we have Supergirl," Hank smirked.
"Message sent," Winn reported.
"Nice," Hank smiled amused.
"I'm going to her apartment," Alex said taking off.
Alex knocked on the door and found a very hungover Kara at the door. "What?" she asked.
"Is Mon there?" Alex asked.
"Maybe, maybe not, maybe go fuck yourself," Kara shrugged.
Alex barged into the room and found Mon passed out drunk. "It's nearly dawn," Alex glared at Kara.
"I can see that...because I can see the sun coming up," Kara said obviously.
"The Insane are here to pick up their baby boy. The entire planet is in danger if he doesn't show up," Alex said distressed.
"If it's not you, it's your dad, or it's Mon, or it's Hank. Why can't you all fix things yourselves," Kara asked peeved.
"Either destroy them right now or get Mon's ass on their ship," Alex demanded.
Kara looked at Mon's drunk ass and then considered blowing up a large alien battleship. "Alright...alright, I'll take them out," Kara said stumbling her way out of the apartment.
Supergirl flew up to the Insane battleship ready for a fight. Looking at its hull, she noticed some scorch marks as if the ship had been in many battles. The battleship suddenly fired a missile at Kara. The missile went by her and exploded behind her.
"A warning shot?" Kara figured. "Here's mine," she said blasting the ship with heat vision. The beam was absorbed by the ship's shields.
Another missile was fired at Kara. It opened up before hitting her and encased her in a bubble. "You can't be serious," Kara said as she floated inside the bubble.
Inside the bubble, she couldn't fly and began losing altitude quickly. The bubble hit the streets of Metropolis and bounced around the city. "Is this real? Is this really happening?" Alex wondered as Kara bounced around the city creating car crashes wherever she went.
"Oh, this is so much fun," Kara said as she bounced around.
"Get back to the ship," Alex shouted at her.
"Oh, fine," Kara said and punched through the bubble shattering it. She then flew up towards the ship. The Insane battleship aimed all of their laser cannons at Kara and fired. Red streaks of light all hit Kara at once. Missiles were also fired creating powerful explosions in midair. The people of Metropolis watched in awe as the battleship fired everything it had on her.
The Insane battleship then stopped firing. The smoke cleared revealing Kara unharmed. "Now, my turn," Kara said as she prepared to go Prime.
"Stop!" Mon said arriving next to Kara in his Insane armor.
"What took you so long?" Kara asked him.
"Well, I had to get my armor on, then my gloves, and then my boots. It doesn't fit as well as before, because I've bulked up," Mon said.
"Are you aware that they tried to kill me?" Kara asked nonchalantly.
"Yep," Mon smiled.
"Are you aware I was just about to turn them to ash?" Kara asked him.
"As if? The Insane race is mighty and strong," Mon said proudly.
Kara rolled her eyes. "So, what happens next, because I don't see a front door on that thing?" Kara asked.
Mon was suddenly caught in a teleportation beam. Kara grabbed a hold of him and the two appeared inside the ship. As they arrived, Insane guards knelt before them.
"Well, finally some respect," Kara said.
"It's for me," Mon told her.
"Mon-El," Queen Rhea called as she saw him. She was dressed in similar Insane armor with a black cape. King Mon was also in Insane armor with a black cape.
"Mother, father," Prince Mon knelt before them.
"My son," Queen Rhea said holding back her emotions.
"We finally found you," King Mon said pleased. "Rise, my son."
Prince Mon got back to his feet. "At long last," Queen Rhea said thankfully while still a distance away from him.
"I thought you were dead. I am happy this is not the case," Prince Mon said to his father.
"We are very much alive, my son. The dark one may have destroyed our planet but many of us escaped in the fleet," King Mon said.
"How many survived?" Prince Mon asked.
"We are now numbered in the thousands," King Mon said sadly. "However, those who did survive are the best of our race. We will make the dark one pay for his betrayal," King Mon promised.
"The dark one?" Kara wondered.
"Oh, the Kryptonian. I hope our weapons didn't injure you. We were just having a little fun," King Mon smiled at her.
"Well, I was almost about to have some fun of my own before your son interrupted," Kara smirked back.
"Kryptonians are an arrogant race. They are only strong if they have a yellow sun. Otherwise, they are pathetically weak. You don't earn your strength," Queen Rhea glared at Kara.
"Did you know an ant can carry 50 times its own body weight? I bet it had to do a lot of hard labor and intensive training to get into that kind of shape. And yet, despite this, any humanoid can still crush it underneath its feet. Evolution is a bitch," Kara replied.
"Mother, father, this is Kara Zor-El, the champion of Earth. These are my parents, Queen Rhea and King Mon," Prince Mon introduced to both sides.
"Thank the gods you're alive," Queen Rhea said to Prince Mon. "And returned to us at last," King Mon added.
"So, tonight we feast!" King Mon said enthusiastically as the three of them walked off.
"Oh, fuck me, right?" Kara wondered.
"Father, I didn't know you were alive. I was prepared to take on the responsibility of king and repopulate our race. With no Insane woman in sight, I chose this Kryptonian to be one of my wives," Prince Mon said delicately.
"I see," King Mon said surprised.
"Then we should get to know her then," Queen Rhea said giving Kara an icy tone.
"I would love to know more about you and your culture," Kara said condescendingly.
"Come, we have much to discuss," Queen Rhea agreed.
As they walked towards the dining hall, Kara hissed at Prince Mon. "One of your wives? What the fuck was that?"
"Just play along," Prince Mon told her.
"Good thing you are, in fact, a prince. If it had been revealed you were just a janitor, I would have kicked your ass," Kara said to him.
"Now that there are thousands of Insane females for me to choose from, I guess I don't need you anymore," Prince Mon said to her.
"Only if your mother approves, because I get the impression you're her bitch," Kara shot back.
The Insane battleship moved away from Metropolis into the international waters of the Atlantic Ocean to avoid antagonizing a certain paranoid national leader. Kara stared in fascination as King Mon, Queen Rhea, and Prince Mon ate plate after plate as if they were inhaling it.
"Where is that appetite of yours, Kryptonian?" King Mon asked.
"Do you have any alcohol? That always helps it," Kara asked.
A servant brought her a glass of Insane ale. She downed the drink and then paused as she experienced the full force of it. "It looks like she doesn't like it," Queen Rhea smiled.
"Wow, this is revolting," Kara remarked.
"More?" Queen Rhea challenged.
"Absolutely," Kara said letting a servant refill it.
"It would seem the Kryptonian is not as strong on the inside as she is on the outside," King Mon mused.
Kara was about to tell him to go fuck himself but stopped herself at the last second. "How did you find me?" Prince Mon asked changing the subject.
"I sensed your power. It's grown enough that even I could detect it," Queen Rhea said.
"Your mother has a way of sensing power levels throughout the galaxy," King Mon smiled.
"I felt a tremor as you destroyed a slaver's moon," Queen Rhea said confirming what Kara had assumed.
"Even believing our race destroyed, you were still pillaging and destroying planets. You make us proud, son," King Mon said impressed.
"Thank you, father, but Kara was the one that has given me my targets. You see, we have this symbiotic relationship where she provides me targets to destroy that corresponds to her agenda."
"Just like our symbiotic relationship with the dark one," Queen Rhea frowned.
"The slavers weren't willing to give me the tribute I deserved," Kara played along.
"A legitimate reason," King Mon allowed. "So how many slaves do you own, Kryptonian?" King Mon asked.
"Well, at the moment a few dozen is all," Kara said referring to the DEO.
"Why so few?" King Mon wondered.
"They, unfortunately, have a tendency to die horribly in battles I send them in," Kara said.
"Humans are so fragile, aren't they?" Queen Rhea remarked. "Perhaps we should liberate the humans from their hardships."
"I'm not so much into liberating people as I am liberating oil. It's the American way," Kara told her.
"America?" King Mon asked.
"It is the most powerful nation-state on the planet," Prince Mon explained.
"So this planet is not united under single rule? Interesting," King Mon said seeing opportunity.
"America is Kara Zor-El's dominion," Prince Mon clarified.
"Then who is this President Trump that has messaged threats against us?" Queen Rhea asked skeptically.
"Oh, he's my vicar. I'll be sure to kick his ass for you," Kara assured her.
"So, what's our plan?" Prince Mon asked impatiently.
"Now that we have finally found you, we will colonize a new world and repopulate our race. We have also determined that humans have compatible DNA with us. Our males can spread their seed far and wide on this planet. We can then make these hybrids second-class citizens of the new Insane empire," King Mon said.
"And the dark one that destroyed our planet?" Prince Mon asked vengefully.
"When we grow strong enough, we will destroy him," King Mon told him.
"We will make the Insane race great again," Queen Rhea toasted.
"The gods demand it," King Mon added. "Tell me, how many gods do the Kryptonian's worship?"
"Well, I kind of forget these days, but I have now adopted the human God. He's pretty kick-ass," Kara said.
"Just one god? How curious," King Mon said intrigued. "Do all humans worship this one god?"
"Not...yet," Kara answered.
"A very divided people, indeed," Queen Rhea smiled.
At the MPD, Alex barged into an interrogation room where Winn was being held by Maggie. "A heads up would have been nice before you arrest our best IT worker," Alex said peeved.
"Come on, you know this isn't how it works. You don't intervene in my work, and I don't question your weird-ass shit," Maggie said to her.
"You have any proof?" Alex asked.
"We got a video of him in the museum during the time the theft happened," Maggie said.
"But not when it was actually stolen?" Alex questioned.
"Right, but he's going to need to show proof he's not involved," Maggie said.
"Wait..what?" Winn wondered.
"How about if you release him to us, I'll perform that technique you always like," Alex suggested getting closer to Maggie licking her lip.
"What? We haven't had sex yet," Maggie said confused.
"Really? Damn," Alex tried to hide her smile. Winn also gave Maggie an incredulous look.
"What the fuck is going on?" Maggie demanded.
Alex morphed into Hank. "You used my relationship with Alex to try to manipulate me?" Maggie asked outraged.
"It wouldn't be the first time," Hank said as he put his hands on Winn's head. He then read Winn's mind. "You really are a loser," Hank said to him after he was done.
"I know," Winn said pathetically.
"Okay, he didn't do it. So, now we're leaving," Hank said.
"The fuck he is," Maggie resisted.
Hank morphed into the MPD police chief. "Officer, I'm taking this man out of custody," he said as he escorted Winn out. "Don't fuck with the DEO," Hank reminded Maggie.
"Thanks. I was set up," Winn told him.
"We're in the middle of an alien invasion. I need my IT guy at his desk. What I don't need is this ridiculous shit," Hank scolded.
Hank escorted Winn back to his desk at the DEO. "I looked into Winn's case and found some interesting findings. Apparently, Lyra is Valerian. She has the ability to not be detected by cameras or photographs," the real Alex said.
"Like that movie?" James asked.
"Exactly...wait, no," Alex said confused. "Apparently, this isn't her first time stealing art," Alex said.
"Unfortunately, I don't give one shit about any of this. We have an Insane battleship a hundred miles off our coastline with Kara and Mon inside. Who knows what's happening in there. They could be torturing the both of them for all we know," Hank said gravely.
In reality, Prince Mon and Kara were having a great time sharing stories, eating delicious food, and drinking ale. Queen Rhea then pulled Kara aside looking out a window from her bedroom suite. "Your new world is actually quite beautiful," Queen Rhea said as they traveled over Greenland.
"I never thanked you for amusing my son while he made his home here," Queen Rhea said sincerely.
"That's what I do. Some people even die laughing at my jokes," Kara said sarcastically.
"I imagine you took care of him, sexually," Queen Rhea assumed.
"Well...I," Kara answered awkwardly.
"A Kryptonian taking care of an Insane. I never thought I would see it," Queen Rhea said.
"I'm not apologizing," Kara told her.
"Of course not, but I fear his attachment to you may make him not want to leave with us," Queen Rhea said.
"You can have him," Kara allowed.
"He seems resistant. I need you to persuade him to come with us and restart our race on New Mon," Queen Rhea said.
"I get the strong impression you don't want me to come with him," Kara said offended.
"You have this world to protect, do you not? Your American dominion?" Queen Rhea questioned.
"Yeah, you're right," Kara said.
An escape pod suddenly detached from the ship and landed over Iceland. "What happened?" King Mon demanded of his men.
"We have an unauthorized escape pod launch," an Insane officer reported.
"Who was it?" King Mon asked.
"We have an unaccounted prisoner," the Insane officer reported. "It's Tor."
"Sup?" Kara asked.
"Nothing to concern you, Kryptonian," King Mon said stressed.
"Well, it is my planet and all," Kara reminded him.
"Tor is our worst prisoner," King Mon told her.
"So, you guys don't immediately execute your prisoners, either?" Kara rolled her eyes.
"I'll take care of him, father," Prince Mon volunteered.
"No, I am king. I must do this," King Mon said.
"Yes, a king should show his strength to his people," Queen Rhea agreed.
"I guess I'll just watch," Kara said awkwardly.
Tor was a muscular bald man wearing Insane armor he had stolen from a prison guard. He gleefully fired energy blasts at the Iceland mountains creating landslides. So far he hadn't fired on the civilian areas. The Insane battleship approached Iceland and stopped. King Mon, Queen Rhea, Prince Mon, Kara, and two dozen Insane warriors came down to the island.
King Mon flexed his muscles and powered up to his maximum. The ground shook under his feet as he did. "TOR!" King Mon shouted into the mountains.
Tor made his way over to King Mon and snarled. "I challenge you to mortal combat. If you should defeat me, you will be free. On my honor," King Mon said.
"And your wayward prince?" Tor glared at Prince Mon.
"On my honor," Prince Mon agreed.
Tor laughed maniacally and charged his king. The two clashed at the fists. The Insane watched as the two warriors fought on the Iceland beach. The two even took their fight to the water creating large depth charge explosions as they hit. Queen Rhea watched Kara's bored expression to get a glimpse into her thoughts. Without anyone noticing, Queen Rhea discreetly left.
Kara and Prince Mon watched as Tor got the better of the fight tearing into King Mon's armor and ruining his royal cape. King Mon was bleeding at the lip as he was being thrashed. "At this rate, he will die," Kara said to Prince Mon.
"I can't help him," Prince Mon said softly.
"Tor is as powerful as Valrax. You can defeat him easily," Kara said.
"If I do, it will destroy my father's pride. He will no longer be respected by our people," Prince Mon said.
"He's your father. I lost Jeremiah long ago, and I just got him back. The same is true of you. Don't watch him die," Kara told him.
"Promise me you will not interfere," Prince Mon said to her.
"Fine, fuck it," Kara said as the fight continued.
Tor blasted King Mon into an Icelandic cave. The two fought inside the cave away from everyone's view. Kara also had difficulty seeing the fight due to the traces of lead obscuring her X-ray vision. King Mon was on the verge of death as he was punched hard to the gut.
"After I kill you, I will kill your son. Then I will be the rightful king," Tor said spitting on the cave floor.
A beam of light went through Tor's chest dropping him. "You dishonor yourself!" Tor shouted as he coughed blood. Queen Rhea walked up to Tor and blasted his head off. The beam went through the cave, through the mountain formations, and into space.
She offered her hand to the fallen King Mon and brought him to his feet. "Thank you, my love," King Mon said gratefully.
"Show yourself to them," Queen Rhea said to him and then disappeared into the darkness.
King Mon limped out of the cave carrying the headless corpse of Tor. The Insane cheered and fired energy beams into the sky in celebration. Kara shrugged unimpressed, but Prince Mon was confused by the outcome.
Back on the Insane ship, Kara and Prince Mon went to his new quarters. "Very nice," Kara said impressed.
"It beats your lousy apartment," Prince Mon said.
"I think we should have a talk," Kara said seriously.
"About?" Prince Mon asked concerned by her tone.
"I can't have your race picking up chicks and making this planet your home. Each and every one of you is too dangerous," Kara said.
"You want us to leave?" Prince Mon asked.
"Yeah, and I think its best if you go with them," Kara said honestly.
"What about the rest of the galaxy? Aren't you concerned that I'll pillage and destroy countless worlds?" Prince Mon asked.
"Not really, fuck'em," Kara said bluntly.
"With them, I never grew stronger. With you, I've grown so much. Only through you can I achieve the power of legends and destroy the dark one," Prince Mon said.
"Who is this dark one? What his name?" Kara asked.
"We don't speak it," Prince Mon said looking down.
"I bet I could kick his ass," Kara smirked.
"From what I have seen of you, no," Prince Mon said.
"You fucking kidding me? That's impossible," Kara scoffed. "He got some kind of Infinity Gauntlet or some shit."
"No, his power is just incomprehensible strength. If you sent him into a black hole, he would come out," Prince Mon said seriously.
"I call bullshit," Kara shook her head.
"I want to remain here on Earth and train with you, but I know my race can't stay here. You're right, they'll destroy everything and you will be forced to kill them all. My race is so weak that even your Superman could defeat them," Prince Mon said.
"Come on, man, your race isn't that bad," Kara winced.
"It's not how hard you punch. It's how hard you can get hit and keep going. That's what they'll never learn attacking weak-ass planets," Prince Mon said.
"This isn't because you love me or some shit like that?" Kara asked him.
"Fuck no. I would drop you like a hot potato if it meant achieving my revenge," Prince Mon told her.
"Well, at least we have our priorities straight," Kara rolled her eyes.
"I'm going to tell mother. You should go," Prince Mon told her.
"Your father is a pissant but your mother is...I don't know," Kara said concernedly. "Be careful, Mon," Kara told him and then left his room.
While King Mon was being healed in the medical bay, Queen Rhea sat on the throne on the bridge. Prince Mon entered the bridge and confronted his mother. "I won't be joining you to New Mon. I'm staying here," Prince Mon said.
"Guards, leave us," Queen Rhea ordered. "Has the Kryptonian turned your heart, my son?" Queen Rhea asked as the guards left.
"She means nothing...next to my revenge," Prince Mon said.
"The dark one cannot be defeated. He is a black hole. You don't overcome it. You simply avoid it," Queen Rhea said simply.
"I will achieve the legend and defeat him," Prince Mon said determinedly.
"Then achieve it with us," Queen Rhea said to him.
"I have already surpassed father. It was painfully obvious to me during that fight. How can I train when I must hide my true power from my father? Here, on Earth, I have multiplied my power level a hundred times. I am even stronger than you," Prince Mon stared her down.
"Watch your tongue, boy," Queen Rhea glared at him.
"I know you killed Tor and saved father from death and disgrace. Why not take the throne for yourself?" Prince Mon asked.
"A woman can never be the ruler of the Insane," Queen Rhea said obviously.
"I have made my decision. I will stay on Earth to train, and you will leave this world," Prince Mon said.
"Or maybe we will make Earth the New Mon," Queen Rhea threatened.
"The Kryptonian has powers beyond comprehension. She is our best chance at defeating the dark one. She could kill us all," Prince Mon said bluntly.
"You overestimate her power," Queen Rhea hissed.
"No, I have seen her fight gods and win," Prince Mon said.
"Your love for her has clouded your senses," Queen Rhea said. "I didn't search all over the galaxy for you just to leave you behind. You're the future of this race. If you are as strong as you say you are then you should produce a hundred sons with our best females. We will stay on this planet until you come to your senses. In the meantime, we will be watching the Kryptonian. If she is weaker than you say she is, we will kill her and take this world for our own."
"And if she is as strong as I say?" Prince Mon questioned.
"Then we will leave you on this shithole of a planet," Queen Rhea replied.