Here it is chapter 7! I told you there would be new guests onto the story plotline. Actually, I have no idea why I decided to put them in here. Just a whim, I guess. Or maybe it's the fact that it just fits?

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"So, brother, why do we need the philosopher's stone now? Didn't you promise we wouldn't have to use it? All the lives, all the sacrifices?"

"Shh, Al, I can sense the stone… It's near…"

"Ed, why-"

"Shhhhh! We are going to find it this time!"

"Ethics!"

"Shh!"

"Morals!"

"Shhhhhh!"

"Sanity!"

"Shush! We'll find an already done stone and we won't have to kill anybody! We can finally get ourselves back to normal!"

"But brother…"

"What is it?"

"I have a bad feeling about this…"

The Elric brothers in full Elric glory walked along a dirt road in the middle of a dense forest. Edward stalked along in front of his younger brother walking as if he just sniffed something out and is following its scent. Every several moments, he stopped in his tracks, crouched low to the ground, sniffed the dirt, and hopped up again. Al, the metal suit-clad younger Elric just looked at him funny.

"It is near…."

"How can you know where the stone is, we don't even have any rumors to go by."

"Instinct."

"Instinct? I'm positive this place isn't even on the map!" Alphonse retorted.

"Of course it isn't on the map, didn't that inter-dimensional portal we walked through a while back tell you we aren't in Amestris any more?"

"Than where are we? How can I be sure you didn't just drag us out here to escape Colonel Mustang's orders?"

"That wimp! He doesn't even have a sixth sense. I have 'philosopher stone vision'."

"Whatever."

The pair walked on through the woods. It was getting really dark, really fast. Fortunately, Al spotted light penetrating the trees ahead. The forest was thinning and Edward was getting hungrier. After all, they didn't eat since they were still in Amestris, their home country.

"I think I see a house." The suit of armor pointed out.

"A house? More like a mansion."

"Doesn't matter, as long as people live there."

"Let's go. I feel the stone, it's much closer…"

In a flash, the Elric brothers were at the door to the Hellsing mansion. How they got around the guards, only they know. Alas, when they tried to ring the doorbell, they couldn't find it and when they tried knocking, nobody answered.

"So they don't want guests, let's not bother them."

"Al, I'm hungry."

"I'll catch you a squirrel."

"That's disgu-" Edward began but stopped. There were voices coming from the other side of the large home. "Al, listen. Do you hear anything?"

"There are people in there! They seem to be having, um… a party?"

"Let's go see." The two set off towards the sounds in the hopes for nourishment and one powerful red stone. They snuck around the house, ducking under the countless windows lining the walls. At long last, they reached the large windows to the dining room. There were people in there all right, but they were in no way partying.

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"Put her down, Alucard, err, servant. We have more important matters to get to." Alucard, still holding the true Hellsing by almost the neck, sneered.

"Fine." With that, he threw her to the ground and walked towards Nemandaria. Integra was still gaping at them in shock.

"Let's go." The pair turned to leave just as two foreigners crashed through the door. Edward Elric, with his small red trench coat came to a stop next to Nemmie. Alphonse, on the other hand, rushed to the fallen Hellsing's side and helped her up. Nemandaria, along with the rest of the gang gazed at the newcomers in astonishment. The Elrics? Here! This really was her day…

"The philosopher's stone!" Edward gaped. Nemmie beamed.

"Yes, yes it is." The teenage girl drew her hand up to her neck and held the glowing stone between her fingers. "This is it, Edward Elric."

"Wait, how…"

"This stone took countless lives to make. My only wish is to regenerate those lives, but I can't." The girl intervened.

Edward shook his head and his countless questions aside but one. "So why do you keep this stone around?" At this point, all the other people were listening in confused.

"My, uh, my best friend--- I made a promise to him. I have to keep this stone. It is my curse." Nemmie looked miserable. Edward suddenly felt sorry for her, as did all the other males in the chamber except for Walter, who isn't a pedophile., and Al, who is made of metal. Her horrible acting influenced her followers like nothing else.

"I'm, I'm so sorry." The older Elric choked out before bursting into tears. "You must live a very sad life. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry!"

This isn't brother! Al was baffled. This girl, this strange girl who knew his name before them even introducing themselves, just made Ed cry because of her? Something was defiantly wrong here. But, of course, the whole situation was new. Who are these people? What is going on? Where were they? From the looks the woman he helped up was giving the freak-girl, this wasn't the first time something strange happened here. "Brother?"

"Yes, Al?" the golden haired teenager replied in between sobs.

"Actually, um, Miss, do we even know you?"

"Why, I believe Eddie-Chan does!" She suddenly giggled. Integra gapped at Edward. Wait! This is the Elric the wench was referring to? This is who she's named after? "Yes, you guys! I am Nemandaria Draculina Alexandrianskarianas De Van Seingrheinrichtenburgerstein Elric Hellsing the Vampiric Alchemist and you-" she pointed to Ed. "-Are my husband!"

"WHAT!" Most of the room bellowed.

"Ex-husband."

Most of the cast sighed. This was such a long day indeed.

To the surprise of his blood brother, Edward sighed in recognition. "I remember now, honey. We ran off and wedded in a cozy little chapel in the woods the day we met. I remember that day…"

"No such thing ever happened, Edward!" Alphonse jumped up and grabbed him away from Nemmie's gaze. "What have you done with him, you witch!"

The witch in question cackled and turned to face the Anti-Sue members, all four of them, who stood in the corner by the door. They were bunched up for protection. Al was busy trying to get his brother to stop staring dreamily at the approaching girl with no avail. Suddenly, a light bulb popped up on top of Integra's head and she turned it on. The blazing light blinded the Sue for a moment. The bright light of thought penetrated her skin.

"I don't know who these two are, but if at least one of them is with us, so be it. I am retiring to my chambers and getting some much needed rest. Come, Seras, Walter, let's go."

"Don't pretend this didn't happen! I control Alucard now! Don't you forget it!"

The Hellsing ignored her 'daughter's' exclamation. "Um, whoever you are, Knight, come with me. Leave your brother. There's nothing we can do."

Alphonse turned to look at the commanding lady. Her sapphire eyes flickered with anger yet shined with intellect. Integra defiantly had an idea. Next, he looked at his brother who was steadily crawling towards the enraged Nemandaria's feet. There really wasn't anything he could do now but act and feel confused. "Alright, lead the way." He finally uttered sulkily. The quartet turned towards the door.

"You! I won this battle! Don't pretend you haven't lost! Losers!"

Integra ignored The Sue's yelling until they were out in the hall again. She poked her head back into the room and whispered one sentence with a clever tone.

"You may control the vampire, but I am still the master of this organization."

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This is going by the fact that if you've heard of Hellsing, you've heard of FullMetal Alchemist. I mean, everybody knows them. And if not, there is always Google to at least look up their images.