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"Okay, we're alone now… I think." Integra glanced around her office from her roost at the head of her large oak desk. The three other members of the 'Anti-Sue'(As they agreed to be called back in the hallways) gathered around nervously.

The director pressed her hands together and leaned forward towards Alphonse. "On to business. Who the HELL are you?"

The alchemist cringed.

"Well? Who are you? I don't usually have unexpected guests-- scratch that. I like to know who it is that barges into my home without permission."

Al regained some of his wits noticing how tired the woman in front of him looked. She sounded tired and fed up. Obviously, she needed help. Mental help. "I am Alphonse Elric, alchemist and brother to Edward Elric, State Alchemist. We are, were, here to retrieve the philosophers stone that is hanging on the enemy's neck."

After noticing the listener's faces, he rephrased the speech. "We want the girl's necklace."

"Oh, okay. That makes sense."

"It does?"

"No. But we have bigger things to discuss."

Seras glanced to her left at Alphonse. "What's bigger than him?"

The aforementioned suit of armor gazed at the floor. It was very interesting how the tiles were ordered so that the white ones never bordered the black ones and vise versa. Even the amount of dust on the ground was unnoticed to the untrained eye. Unluckily, Alphonse collected dust balls so he knew good, fine, lovely dust where ever his metal eyes focused. The dust here contained rather exquisite particles of richness, the kind only found in large stately homes. The kind that vibrated with collector's trademarks. He had to have the dust off Sir Integra's flooring. It took all of his will to stop staring and glance up. "What happened to my brother?"

"He, I, uh, we don't know." Walter spoke up.

"You don't know?"

"No we don't. Our best guess is he was put under a spell of some sort. Most of my staff, it appears, seemed to undergo a similar brainwashing." Integral lit a cigar and stared towards the far wall. "Our most powerful unit is under her control." She kept staring for twenty minutes while the troop shuffled their feet and played tick-tac-toe on the dust covered tiles. Walter swore the boss didn't blink once.

It was the newcomer, though, who finally spoke up. "Um, Ma'am, what are we going to do now? I want brother back."

"Please, call me Sir."

"Right…um…Sir?"

"We are going to formulate a plan!" The Hellsing exclaimed as if it was the greatest idea that's ever come to her head and started cackling evily.

The Elric quietly whispered into the police girl's ear. "I don't supposed she goes out often?"

"No, I don't believe she does."

"Miss Victoria!"

Seras squeaked and jumped into the air. "Sir!"

"Report!"

"Report what, Sir Hellsing?" She asked innocently.

"I told you yesterday to watch the newcomer closely. I hope you are ready to give the report now?"

That? I thought that was off the second she ordered me to accompany her to the meeting, I have nothing to-- Her thoughts were interrupted.

"Today, Police Girl. I'm sure it's about that time to fulfill your order."

Blimy! One thing left to do BS it! That's the key! "Um… I noticed she can shoot laser beams out o her eyes and, um, it seems all the men fall for her quite easily." Oh god, she would never buy that!

"Interesting." Integra stared un amused. "But we already knew that. You are a vampire, don't you have any powers to help investigate her a little more in depth?"

"I…"

"Mind reading, perhaps?"

"It was impossible to read her thoughts, she sealed me out, sir."

"Now we're getting somewhere." Walter sighed.

"So she's immune to mental vampire abilities used against her. Nemandaria is a lot more powerful than most enemies we fight. All we need is a plan to take her down."

Alphonse suddenly spoke up. "A direct attack from all sides?"

"Direct? I just said she'll be more than we can handle alone. She's got Alucard, Anderson, AND your brother under control!"

"Don't forget Pip!"

"Yeah, him too. It's a right bad scene. We need to think of something better."

"So… Who are you people?" Al asked nervously. The whole look of the place gave him the creeps. It wasn't everyday you meet a society under siege by a teenage girl. Actually, for him, yes it was.

"We're Brits." Seras smiled.

"Brits… right."

"Don't listen to her." Walter interrupted. "We are vampire hunters."

Al intervened animatedly, "We hunt homunculi!"

"You fight who?" Seras pretended to be interested.

The child-like voice began ranting excitedly. "We hunt, err, we avoid, these creatures that used to be human but are very old. They still look young though (Most of them.). They are very manipulative and like to bend and toy with people's lives and they're very power-hungry. They are also practically invincible and can only be killed by… Um… I don't know…"

"Did you try garlic? That is the exact description of a vampire." Integra finally broke away from her train of thought.

"I wouldn't call them vampires. They look just like me or you and they are very hard to recognize."

"I'm a vampire!" The police girl grinned eagerly.

"Oh, really? That's ahh, that's wonderful…" The Elric backed away a few meters still smiling nervously.

The young Hellsing recruit sighed. No one accepts me…

"Wait!" Al made a breakthrough. "If you are vampire hunters, why are you letting her stand there like that!"

"She's one of us. Plus, no one fears her." The director replied calmly.

"Reminds me of Casper."

"Reminds me of your mom, shut up."

A few awkward minutes passed with cameras and sun hats. They took a few tourist photos and continued on to another destination.

"So…" Alphonse began.

Walter turned to address the pack. His usually calm butler patience was thinning. "What are we doing here? Not to be rude or anything, but this is pointless, Sir Integra. You sat there for almost an hour thinking about nothing, we aren't getting anything done!"

"I'm sorry you feel that way."

"No, I am being serious!"

"Uh-huh."

"We just wasted a whole hour introducing ourselves to each other and having idle chit-chat."

"You're point…?"

"The readers are getting bored! We've been wasting time and this whole chapter went down the drain! People will stop reading this dumb story if we keep this up! The readers want action! The readers want fight scenes! There won't be any reviews!"

"What?"

"Oh, never mind."

"Anyways. I've got a plan." Integra voiced evilly.

"That's great!" Exclaimed the police girl.

"Yay!" Shouted Al.

"Really?" Uttered Walter.

"CAW!" cried the raven outside.

"Finally." Nemmie sighed.

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I promise you, the battle will start next chapter and will span a while. The Sue won't die easily, it's going to hurt. I promise.