(Rated I for Immature)
Kara was dressed in an enlisted sailor uniform as she played poker with US sailors in their bunk room on the USS Titan, a nuclear-powered submarine. The all-male crew was having a good time playing cards, chatting, and drinking beer Kara had brought on board.
"Beer for everyone," Kara said to them all. "Courtesy of the DEO."
"What's the DEO?" a seaman asked.
"We don't actually exist. It's like Men in Black," Kara smiled at him.
The officers looked on as their enlisted were having a good time. "This is highly irregular, captain," the XO said grumpily.
"Yeah, well, what are you going to do? She raises morale and she could kill us all," the captain replied.
Suddenly a mini-sub attached itself to the US submarine while they were underwater. Kara heard the clunk and then scanned through the submarine walls to see what was happening. "Alright, fun time is over. We're being attacked by pirates," Kara said nonchalantly.
"Pirates attacking the US Navy? They have to be out of their minds," a Petty Officer scoffed.
"I know, right?" Kara smiled.
Kara went up to the captain. "There a dozen men heavily armed about to breach your hull. If you fight them, they'll destroy a lot of your equipment, kill some of your men, and potentially sink the ship. Or, you could let me kick their ass. The choice is yours, Sir," Kara said to him.
"Who the fuck do you think we are? We're the United States Navy," the captain said to her.
Kara smirked. "My man," she said giving the captain a pat on the shoulder.
"Get the SEALs ready," the captain ordered.
"I'll be in the torpedo room if you need me," Kara said walking off.
The pirates breached the submarine only to find themselves in a firefight with US Navy SEALs. The control room was ablaze with gunfire and explosions. Kara listened to it all in amusement as the SEAL team forced the pirates to retreat to other areas of the ship and then killed them all one-by-one.
David Kane, a notorious pirate, made his way into the torpedo room to place explosives on a torpedo. He immediately fired on Kara blasting holes in her sailor uniform. "What the fuck, dude?" Kara said annoyed.
She kicked the rifle out of his hands. David then extended a blade and swiped at her. Kara easily dodged the strike. He then went for her heart but the blade refused to penetrate her chest. Kara took hold of the blade and broke it. Kara then threw him across the room like a rag doll.
"You're Supergirl," he realized.
"Well, no shit, Sherlock," Kara grinned.
"I scavenge the high seas. I knew we would meet one of these days," David said.
"And you are?" Kara wondered.
"It's Manta, Black Manta," David said.
"Man, that is such a cool name. It's too bad I have to kill you now," Kara said as she slammed David against the torpedoes beating him senseless.
A grenade round then hit Kara square in the chest. Kara walked through the smoke, her sailor uniform burning away revealing her Supergirl uniform underneath. "You could have detonated the torpedoes and killed yourself," Kara said to Jesse Kane.
Kara took a pole and threw it at Jesse pinning him to the wall through the shoulder. "Dad!" David shouted.
"Father and son duo, huh? You know what they say? The family that pirates together stays together," Kara smirked as she withdrew the pole from Jesse's shoulder dropping him.
"As much as I would love to kill you both right now, I won't deprive the SEALs of the pleasure of fucking you two up. Have fun in Gitmo," Kara smiled.
"Bitch!" Jesse said firing another grenade shell at her. The shell hit the wall blasting a hole through it. Water began pouring into the torpedo room. A torpedo came loose and pinned Jesse's leg crushing it.
"Well...shit," Kara said as the room started to fill up with water.
"Help him!" David pleaded as he couldn't lift the torpedo off him.
"Dude, do you even lift?" Kara shook her head as David struggled.
The submarine's automatic doors locked trapping them all inside. "Well, it looks like you both are fucked," Kara said.
"Free my son or I'll sink this ship," Jesse said holding a detonator.
Kara froze not making a move. "No balls," Kara challenged.
Jesse activated the detonator and stared directly at Kara. "No, dad, we can get out of this," David said.
"It's a good move. Granted, it's the only card you can play," Kara said impressed. She went over to the submarine wall and punched a large hole in it. She then widened the hole so a person could fit through it.
"I won't leave you," David said to his father.
"Take this knife, my son. It's your grandfather's from when he would rape and pillage," Jesse said to him.
David took the old dull knife. "I will avenge you," he promised.
Kara wiped away a tear at them. David put on his helmet mask and then pushed himself against the water coming in. He eventually got outside the submarine and swam to the surface. His mini-sub detached from the US sub and came to rescue him.
"The detonator," Kara demanded.
"I am a man of honor," Jesse said handing it to her.
"You are the worst pirate I have ever heard of, Mr. Kane," Kara said taking the detonator from him.
"But you have heard of me," Jesse smiled. "Now, kill me."
Kara eyed the water reaching Jesse's neck level. "I'm not going to kill you, but I am not going to save you either," she said to him as the water went above his head.
If only Kara knew that this one act of mercy could have saved her a slight inconvenience.
Super Aquagirl
Kara leaped out of the water and landed on a dock. Hank was waiting for her with a disgruntled look on his face. "You done fucking around?" he asked.
"What's your deal? I can't have fun every once in a while. I'm a volunteer after all," Kara said.
"Just look at this shit," Hank said pointing out all the destruction. Kara looked around and saw an entire town nearby destroyed, navy ships thrown onto beaches, and trash from the ocean everywhere.
"A hurricane come by or something?" Kara wondered.
"We're under attack," Hank said gravely.
Kara and Hank entered the DEO to get a better idea of what was happening. "I triangulated the source of the tsunamis and it is here," Winn said showing a point on the world map in the Atlantic Ocean.
"It's Atlantis," Hank realized.
"That's a real thing?" Alex questioned.
"They were once a technologically advanced society until they used a special trident as a renewable energy source. They got greedy, basically. Their city fell into the sea, but they survived and evolved in the water," Hank explained.
"How do you know all this?" Alex asked.
"Because we captured one of those Mermen years ago and tortured him for information," Hank said.
"Don't you know you're supposed to catch and release," Kara mocked.
"I don't release anyone," Hank said seriously.
"So, our Atlantic fleet just got tossed onto the shore. What's our game plan?" Winn asked.
"Kara is going to go down to Atlantis and kick their ass," Hank said obviously. "I'm going to Atlantis and kicking their ass," Kara said at the same exact time as Hank.
"What are we going to do then?" Alex asked.
"We're going to monitor Kara's movements. If things go south, we send a nuclear-tipped torpedo into their city," Hank said.
"That's a little harsh," Alex objected.
"You have no idea how dangerous these people are. They could melt the ice caps, cover the planet in water, and cause human extinction. I won't let a small group of assholes destroy a civilization again," Hank said seriously.
"Can't we just say I failed and just launch the torpedoes?" Kara asked lazily.
"No, because they have submarines of their own, and I don't know if our missiles will be able to get close enough to hit. They could also retaliate with their own superweapons. Using nukes is the last recourse," Hank said.
"Fine, whatever," Kara rolled her eyes.
"Can you survive underwater without air?" Alex wondered.
"Bitch, I can fly in space," Kara said dismissively.
Kara flew out to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean and then suddenly dropped down into the ocean. As the ocean grew dark, Kara switched to X-ray vision. Finding the well-lit city, Kara accelerated downward and met laser fire from their wall cannons. Kara ignored the laser fire until she was hit a few times.
"Damn," Kara said as she actually felt it sting her.
The laser cannons fired continuously at her as she approached. Kara fired back with heat vision destroying the massive cannons. Kara then landed on the ocean floor with a thud that shook the city. Atlantean guards rushed over to her firing their plasma guns. Kara avoided their fire with super-speed and then punched each one down in less than a second breaking their armor as she did.
Atlantean ships then confronted her with weapons ready to fire. Kara looked around and realized the collateral damage would be extreme if the fight continued inside the city. "Look, I just want to talk," she said to them holding up her hands.
Kara was brought before King Orm in a blindingly well-lit white hall. All of his guards were in formations to his right and left as she approached. To Orm's side was his royal adviser, Vulko, and on the other was his wife-to-be, Mera. Orm was dressed in shiny metal armor, had short blond hair, and blue eyes.
"Let me guess, King Orm," Kara smirked.
"Come, Kryptonian, let us reason together," Orm said in a baritone voice.
"That's not really my strong suit but alright," Kara allowed.
Orm walked down the steps from his throne to meet with her. "It would be a regrettable waste if you and the other surface dwellers all had to perish over a simple misunderstanding."
"There is much our cultures could share," Orm continued.
"Absolutely, like how we have indoor plumbing," Kara smirked.
"You surface dwellers are a fascinating tribe. Even in the face of annihilation, you remain defiant in the presence of a god," Orm remarked.
"Say what now?" Kara thought she misheard.
"It isn't wise to stand up against me, Kryptonian, when I would gladly sacrifice half my men for victory," Orm said to her.
"The fuck?" one of the guards muttered in formation.
Kara overheard the murmuring and smiled amused. "Look, I don't know how to put this...but I'm kind of a big deal. If you don't stop your war against the surface, I'm going to have to kick your ass. Even as we speak, the US Navy is ready to nuke the shit out of you. The only reason you're not ash, right now, is because of me. So, let's stop measuring dick sizes, shall we?" Kara said to him.
"We can defend against any surface dweller attack. I know where each and every one of your ships is," Orm said showing Kara a hologram of every surface dweller ship with the red ones being military.
"Before your torpedoes get anywhere close to here, they will be intercepted by our missile defense shield. You can also go back to your president and tell him that we have nukes as well, and you can also tell him that he can go fuck himself," Orm told her.
"You have a lot of troops, Orm, but few warriors. Your people will fear my punch more than your lash," Kara said to him.
"It's not the lash they fear but my Divine Power," Orm said holding a golden trident.
"And here I thought no one could get more full of themselves than me," Kara said amused.
"I'm a generous god. I can make you rich beyond all measure, I will make you warlord of all the lands, you will carry my war banner to the heart of America, your Justice League rivals will kneel at your feet...if you will kneel at mine," Orm offered.
"What do you think, Vulko?" Kara asked him.
"I'd take that deal," he said.
"I don't blame you; damn good deal. Here's the problem though, Orm. I pulled a muscle in my knee slaughtering your men so kneeling is going to be hard," Kara said smugly.
"There will be no glory in your sacrifice. I will erase from the histories any mention of the surface dwellers. It will be as if you never existed," Orm told her.
"You sound like anyone who has ever trolled Wikipedia," Kara shook her head. "Look, dude, the world is going to know that I, Kara Zor-El, stood against a tyrant, that one stood against many, and that before this battle ends your ass will be thoroughly kicked," Kara said confidently.
Orm's guards pointed their laser staffs at her. "Like that's going to do anything," Kara said dismissively.
"Oh, but this will," Orm said putting a Kryptonite collar on her neck. Kara suddenly became weak and sickly. "Courtesy of the world engine your people dumped into the Indian Ocean," Orm sneered.
"Oh, fuck," Kara realized.
"Your highness, you cannot execute royal blood without a trial," Vulko objected.
"Say what?" Kara wondered.
"Twenty thousand years ago, a Kryptonian ship landed in the Arctic carrying colonists. Only two survived, a man and a woman. They produced a society that lasted for thousands of years intermarrying with the humans. We then became divided as some of us stayed on land and the other half went into the sea. We all have distant Kryptonian ancestry, the blood that gives us our powers and abilities," Vulko explained.
"That sounds like bullshit," Orm doubted. Kara also nodded in agreement.
Vulko came down from the throne and took a blood sample from Kara and then from Orm. A hologram screen showed similarities in their DNA. "She is your kin by blood," Vulko said persuasively.
"Thanks, Vulko. I knew I could count on you," Kara said appreciatively. "So...I contest the throne."
"You dare!" Orm said outraged.
"I think I just did," Kara rolled her eyes.
"You are out of your element, little girl," Orm said to her.
"Afraid I'll beat you?" Kara smiled.
"I'm a god. I fear nothing," Orm said to her.
"Alright then, you want your ass kicked in front of your men here or in front of the entire city?" Kara asked.
"We shall fight in the ring of fire," Orm said to her.
"The what now?" Kara wondered.
"After I kill you, I will strip your DNA and use it to purify our race. We will purge the human filth from us," Orm said to her.
"Preaching to the choir," Kara told him.
Kara was escorted into a room where lava flowed down the sides. "So, this is the ring of fire. A bit small, don't you think?" Kara critiqued.
"Vulko, hand my distant cousin her weapon," Orm said condescendingly.
Vulko handed Kara a rusted old trident. "You must be joking. This is a piece of shit," Kara said unimpressed.
"It was my mother's," Orm said offended.
"I'm not apologizing," Kara said stubbornly.
"Let's get this over with," Orm said as a portal opened to the larger stadium above them. Orm swam up and raised his trident to the applause of the crowd. When Kara did the same the crowd booed.
"This Kryptonian, this surface dweller from the outside, hopes to take the throne from me. We will solve this question the old way with mortal combat!"
"Holy fuck, this is a lot of collateral damage waiting to happen," Kara remarked as she saw the crowd.
"I'm going to give you one last chance. Leave Atlantis and never come back. The war against the surface dwellers is happening whether you like it or not," Orm told her.
"Were you born fucked up or did you have to work at it?" Kara asked him.
"I'm going to release your collar because I want you to know that I am truly a god," Orm told her.
"How noble of you," Kara said as the collar came off. She then blasted Orm off the platform and into the stadium wall with her heat vision.
Kara then did cherry pickers with her fingers creating a sharp devastating noise for the crowd. They cried out in pain and irritation at her as the sound was amplified by the water. "Yes, I love the hate," Kara said soaking it all in.
Orm burst out of the wall and went straight for Kara. "I have never known defeat!" he shouted as he slammed his trident down upon her.
Kara blocked him and then realized the tips of his trident had Kryptonite on them. "Shit!" she said as she dodged his attacks. Orm slammed against her trident casting her into a rock formation. The rocks slowly came down crushing some of the people in the stadium. The two fought furiously as they descended towards the lava pit. Orm finally cast Kara into the lava where she disappeared.
The crowd roared in applause and cheers. Kara then slowly rose from the lava unaffected by it. Taking her trident, she flung lava at Orm. He swung at it throwing it into the crowd where a dozen were horribly burned to death. The two then met in the center hitting their tridents at the same time creating a shock wave water bubble. The crowd got on their feet and cheered the epic battle.
Orm dragged Kara across a large statue monument and swung at her with his trident getting a few cuts every so often. Kara was now bleeding to the face, chest, shoulder, and arms from the blows. Finally, Orm sliced Kara's trident in half. Orm then gave a victory shout to the cheering crowd.
"Alright, the warm-up is over," Kara said. Before Orm could even react, Kara swam up to him and backhanded him into the lava pit.
The crowd became completely silent as Kara swam over to the platform. "I hope you know, it wasn't personal," Kara said to the lava pit.
A giant sea creature then emerged from the lava destroying the platform Kara was on. "What the fuck?" Kara mouthed as she saw the skyscraper-tall beast. It had lobster claws, six crustacean legs, a long fishtail, and the jaws of a shark. On top of the monster's head was Orm perfectly unharmed with his yellow glowing trident. The creature's tentacles flowed around the stadium crushing hundreds of people at once.
Kara looked at the people in the stadium and then back at the sea creature. Orm used his trident to call upon all the sea creatures to his aid. Kara saw endangered species approaching. "Fuck this," she said taking off from the battle.
Orm roared victoriously as Kara retreated.
Meanwhile, David was sitting on his boat rethinking his life of crime. Atlanteans in special suits emerged from the water to talk with him. "We know the Kryptonian's weakness. Capture this woman for us," a water hologram showed him the image of Alex Danvers.
"Where can I find her?" David asked.
"She works in Metropolis," the Atlantean guard said to him and then showed him a water hologram map of her location. "In return, you will be compensated."
"Keep your money. I just want Supergirl to suffer," David said menacingly.
"Here's some shit," the Atlantean guard said dropping a case on his deck as they went back into the water.
Kara lay on a beach staring up into the sky wondering what to do. Vulko walked up to her and sat down. "What should I do? If I use my full power, it will kill everyone in the city," Kara said. "But if I don't do anything, the US Navy is going to nuke the city anyway."
"You need to bring Orm out of the city where he can't use his own people as a shield," Vulko advised.
"How am I supposed to do that?" Kara asked.
"I have some connections with the crab people. Orm needs their support to wage war against the surface dwellers. I can arrange to have the king of the crabs take up arms outside Atlantis," Vulko said.
"Did you just say...crab people?" Kara questioned incredulously.
"It's the only way you can fight Orm out in the open," Vulko told her.
"This is so complicated. I can't be the queen of Atlantis. I can't even manage my own checkbook," Kara said doubtfully.
"An incompetent leader is always better than a malevolent one," Vulko told her.
"Thanks, man. You're the best," Kara said smiling at him.
"Vodka martini, shaken, not stirred," a waiter said to Kara giving her the drink. Kara drank the martini down and gave it back to the waiter. The two of them were on a Caribbean island at a resort.
"Alright, Vulko. Let's go get crabs," Kara said to him.
"We'll do it together," Vulko smiled.
Alex was working overtime at the DEO with Winn and Hank when the alarm system came on. David dressed in his Black Manta suit stormed inside blasting the glass doors away with his bug-eyed helmet. DEO personnel opened fire on him, but his suit was bulletproof. Manta began incinerating DEO personal as he advanced on Alex.
Hank morphed into J'onn and went for an attack. Manta fired at J'onn but it went through him destroying all the TVs. "Damn," Hank said as he saw the destruction.
The two engaged in hand-to-hand combat evenly. Manta then extended blades and began stabbing J'onn with them. J'onn fell to his knees and then Manta blasted him into the next room. Manta was then blasted to the floor by Alex's laser pistol.
"How do you like that?" Alex asked.
"My gun is bigger," Manta replied and then used a rope to tie her up with. Manta then used his twin rocket engines to fly out of the DEO with Alex with him.
"Send out an emergency alert," J'onn said as he turned back into Hank.
MPD helicopters quickly took to the skies and went after Manta as he tried to escape the city towards the coast. "If she goes underwater, we can't track her," Winn warned Hank.
James saw Manta carrying Alex in the air. He quickly suited up and got on his motorcycle. Alex struggled against Manta even as they were in the air. "Bitch, if we both fall we both die," he said to her in his synthetic voice.
"Your orders are to follow. Do not engage the target," Maggie said to the helicopter pilots.
"Roger that," the helicopter pilots said as they kept on them.
Manta turned towards the helicopters and fired on them blasting them to pieces. "Holy shit," Alex realized.
Guardian fired a projectile rope gun at Manta tying them together. He then lifted off his motorcycle into the air. Manta's rocket engines couldn't take the extra weight and the two of them slammed into a water tower. Guardian let got of his rope and landed on an apartment building. He then kept running off the rooftops of apartment buildings until he got to Manta and Alex.
Manta shook his head and got back up. Guardian leaped onto the same rooftop with his shield ready. "There's room for only one Black mother-fucker in this town," Manta said as he blasted Guardian with his eyes.
Guardian deflected the laser off his shield exploding a nearby building. Guardian and Manta then engaged each other in hand-to-hand combat. Alex got to her feet and it became a two-on-one battle. Alex leaped onto Manta, put her legs around his neck, and then threw herself down to take him down.
"Yeah, no," Manta said tossing her off.
Manta then used his rocket engines to head butt Guardian off the roof slamming him into an adjacent building. Alex then took the opportunity to run off going inside the apartment complex. Manta went after her using his mask to scan for her. Alex kicked in doors and went inside one of the apartments. Manta followed her using his momentum to slam through the wall after her.
Alex got on her knees and Manta rushed her. He tripped over her and crashed through a window sending him to the ground. Manta dropped down unharmed and began firing into the apartments near where Alex was. "Shit," Alex said as she got out of the fiery apartment complex.
"Orders are shoot to kill," the police radio said as police cars flooded the streets.
Alex ran through the streets as Manta pursued her. She purposefully ran against traffic hoping a car would hit Manta and slow him down. Manta hit a car to his knee but didn't slow down. He fired on other cars stopping them. Police officers on motorcycles fired on Manta with shotguns with no effect. He, in turn, blasted them off their bikes.
Alex ran into an alley and realized too late she was cornered. "You're more trouble than your worth. I'll just kill you and call it a day," Manta said to her.
"Why are you after me?" Alex asked breathing heavily from running.
"They have this idea that they can stop Supergirl if I capture you," Manta revealed.
"This again," Alex groaned.
"Perhaps you should change your profession," Manta suggested.
"Yeah, fuck that," Alex said defiantly.
A black Batarang suddenly sliced into Black Manta's red-eye. "What the...," he wondered and then the Batarang exploded blasting Manta's helmet to scrap. Manta fell to the ground devastated. Alex looked around for who threw it but saw no one.
Maggie and several other police officers cautiously approached David with guns ready. Satisfied that David was down, Maggie embraced Alex. "Let's get you somewhere safe," Maggie said to her.
Oblivious to what was going on in Metropolis, Kara and Vulko went to the crab kingdom where there were humanoid-sized crabs. "Holy crap, you weren't kidding," Kara said amazed at the huge colony.
"I am Krusty, the Crab King," a bigger one said to her.
"You look delicious...I mean, I need your help against Orm," Kara said.
"Why should we help you?" Krusty asked skeptically.
"Because he's an asshole," Kara said simply.
"My Lord, Orm will lead the sea to ruin. Attacking the surface will only lead to planetary destruction," Vulko said.
"But the humans eat our young. It is unforgivable," Krusty said.
"Look, we may have had our differences but revenge is never the answer," Kara said.
"Are you fucking serious?" Vulko asked her.
"You're ruining my moment," Kara said to him. "Here's the deal. Humans are creating climate change which will erase the polar ice caps and flood the land, alright. When that happens, you get more surface area to do your thing. The waters will get warmer, too. Do you really like this cold? I sure don't," Kara said persuasively.
"So, if we allow the humans to live, we could eventually expand our empire," Krusty considered.
"Exactly right, we want the humans to fuck up the environment even more," Kara said to them.
"Very well, we will present our grand army to Orm as a ruse to bring him out of the city. When he does, you can kill him and take the throne. When you do take the throne of Atlantis, we expect to be left alone," Krusty said.
"I'm all about small government," Kara assured him.
Krusty led his thousands of humanoid crabs towards Atlantis with even larger giant crabs to the rear. Orm went out to meet them with his large fleet of battleships, cruisers, and fighters shaped like various sea creatures. In addition, Orm had thousands of Great White sharks, with lasers attached to their foreheads, and giant sea horses for Calvary.
Orm approached Krusty wearing his Ocean Master helmet. "What is this?" he asked Krusty.
"I present to you my army for your use," Krusty said displaying it to him.
"Was this really necessary? You could have just called," Orm said confused.
"It is the Crab way," Krusty excused.
"Okay, whatever, I now take command of all the armies of the seven kingdoms to wage war on the surface," Orm said excitedly.
Kara suddenly burst from the ground and gave Orm an uppercut to the jaw. She then took hold of him and swam away at rapid speed. The Atlantean fleet pursued them as soon as they realized what was happening. Kara took hold of the golden trident knowing Orm would never let go of it. The two struggled in the water and then slammed into a rock formation. The two tumbled on the ocean floor.
"Experience the true power of the Ocean Master," Orm said as he summoned his sea monster. Kara looked up at the skyscraper-tall sea monster in awe. The Leviathan attempted to swat Kara with its tentacles. The monster then blasted Kara with nuclear fire. Kara escaped the fire and ignited to Prime-mode. She then blasted a humanoid-sized hole in the monster's gut as she went through it. The monster fell to the ocean floor in a heap.
"Impossible!" Orm said stunned.
Kara approached Orm in Prime mode. Her aura was so powerful that the water around them turned to steam creating an air bubble for them. "Now, we're in my element," she said as she kicked his ass with punches to the face and chest. Orm fell to the ground with his helmet coming off.
"I will bring every sea creature in the ocean to me. If you kill me, you kill all of them, too," he spat at her.
"Rage quitting, I see," Kara smirked as sea creatures rushed in.
Kara kicked Orm so hard that he was blasted out of the ocean and into the air. Kara then backhanded Orm onto a US aircraft carrier. Kara landed and punched Orm to the deck. US sailors watched curiously as Kara beat the snot out of Orm.
"This is my kind of crowd," Kara smiled as she saw the US sailors cheer for her.
"Surface dwellers," Orm said stunned to see them.
An admiral came up to Kara. "Should we begin the nuclear strike?" he asked Kara.
"Yeah, it's the only way to be sure," Kara said seriously.
"No, my people. You can't do this," Orm said suddenly frightened.
"So, that missile defense shield was a bunch of BS, after all," Kara said disappointedly.
"To be fair, ours is too," the admiral remarked. "I'll give the order."
Kara nodded and then turned to Orm. "No, please have mercy on us," Orm said to her.
"I want to see you beg," Kara said to him.
Orm got on his knees. "Please, don't destroy my world. I will never harm a surface dweller again," he promised.
"Well, this is disappointing and here I thought you were a total psychopath. It appears you're human, after all," Kara said.
Orm glared at her. "I, on the other hand, have no humanity," Kara said coldly. "Even if you managed to kill every surface dweller, I would then kill you all. Because if I can't save the world, I will certainly avenge it."
"Nuclear tipped torpedoes are headed towards the target," the admiral informed Kara.
"Good work, admiral. Be a dear and let all of the sailors see the explosion. They've earned it," Kara said to him.
"No!" Orm said spinning his trident so fast it was a blur.
Kara gave him a wide-eyed look as he advanced on her while still spinning the trident around his body like some kind of gold shield. Orm shouted at her as he rushed her while spinning the trident.
"Yeah, no," Kara said grabbing the trident and stopping Orm abruptly. His wrists were both broken and he dislocated his shoulders instantly.
Kara took the trident from him and handed it over to a random sailor. "Keep this safe for me," she said to him.
"Golly," the seaman said looking it over.
"You know, the best way to see someone's true colors is to bring them to the breaking point," Kara said to him.
"Forgive me, mother," Orm said crying for his loss.
Kara knelt next to him. "I didn't order the strike. Atlantis is fine," she assured him.
"Really?" Orm asked pathetically. "You were just fucking with me?"
"And you should have seen the look on your face," Kara smiled.
"They're safe," Orm gasped relieved. "You are our true queen."
"On the surface, it's not the baddest mother-fucker that rules. It's usually some nerd. That's because the most powerful fighters should never be the ones to lead. All of these badass sailors here submit to a fucking reality TV show host. There's a reason for this that you and Zod never understood. The military must always submit to civilian authority in a democracy. It's through boring talking that we solve our problems, not by mortal combat," Kara told him.
"Kill me then," Orm said thoroughly defeated.
"Up to now, you were a good leader, Orm. Your city is fucking amazing. You got something awesome going on down there. I wish my ship crashed in the ocean rather than land. You think I am going to hand over Atlantis to some drunk, ignorant, asshole? You go back to Atlantis and you lead the shit out of that place, but I'm keeping this trident. If you try to fuck with the surface again, I am going to come back to Atlantis and when I do I'm shoving this trident up your ass," Kara said to him.
"Alright," Orm agreed.
"Now, get the fuck off my ship," Kara told him.
Orm took the walk of shame as the US sailors looked on and descended back into the water. "Thank you," Kara said taking back the golden trident.
"Can you buzz the control tower?" a sailor asked her.
"No problem," Kara said happy to. Lifting off the deck, she took a pass around the tower to the cheers of the US sailors.
Kara landed inside the DEO finding the whole gang safe and sound. "Where have you been? I've had the worst day," Alex said.
"Ever thought to change your profession?" Kara asked hopefully.
"No way, I love this job," Alex said.
"Damn...it," Kara muttered.
"Good job, Supergirl. I've just received positive reports from the US Navy," Hank said. He then turned to Winn. "Keep monitoring for seismic activity on the ocean floor."
"You got it," Winn said at his computer.
"Well, I have to deliver something to someone, so I will be off," Kara said vaguely.
Arthur Curry was sitting in his easy chair in his underwear watching the game and having a beer. A gold trident suddenly crashed through his window and stuck to his wooden floor. "What the fuck?" he wondered.
