Winn spotted a very confused M'yrnn walking around like he didn't have a clue in the world. "Hey, you looking for something?" Winn asked him.

"I would like to use the pisser," he said urgently.

"Do you not know where it is? You've been here three weeks," Winn said confused.

"I know exactly where it is but can I use it?" M'yrnn clarified.

"Of course, man," Winn said incredulously.

"Thank you," M'yrnn said gratefully and ran off.

Winn then ran off to meet up with Hank. "Hey, boss, can I have chat with you for a hot sec?"

"What the fuck does that even mean?" Hank wondered.

"Never mind, listen, your dad just asked me permission to go to the bathroom," Winn said.

"I know. It's part of the protocol. I'm amused he finds you senior enough to even ask," Hank said.

"What protocol?" Winn asked shocked and appalled.

"Look, he was a prisoner for three hundred years being told what to do at all times. You can't just give a man like that full freedom and not expect a nervous breakdown. It's like when you've been starved nearly to death. If you eat a big meal, it will kill you," Hank explained.

"You're just making excuses to be an asshole to him, aren't you?" Winn accused.

"It is the Martian custom for a father to talk shit against his son until the son overcomes the father and returns the favor," Hank said.

"I've never read anything close to that in the Martian archives," Winn doubted.

"You see me? I'm your archive," Hank told him.

"Maybe you could give him a walk?" Winn suggested.

"That's a good one," Hank smiled amused.

Supergirl then flew into the DEO and joined Hank and Winn. "Glad you're here because I just found something I am not sure what to make of. A submarine expedition came across this little gem as they were looking for structural damage at the wharf. According to the geo-scan, the rock layers are 12,000 years old. That ship has basically been sitting there this entire time," Winn said showing an image of the ship.

"I'll check it out," Mara volunteered and started to walk out.

Hank gave the signal to his men. Mara was suddenly ambushed by two dozen DEO personnel all with Kryptonite staffs. "What is this?" Mara asked Hank.

Hank took out a Kryptonite collar and placed it around her neck. Mara punched at Hank, but he grabbed her fist. "The real Supergirl is a lot stronger than that," Hank said to her.

Mara fell to her knees. Her hair fluctuated between blond and dark brown. The floor of the DEO began to shake as Mara tried to crawl her way out of the DEO. The DEO men placed their staffs on Mara further weakening her.

"Is this really necessary," Winn said concernedly.

"This person has been impersonating Supergirl for the last seven months. I should have seen it coming," Hank said disappointed in himself.

"Our tests are not conclusive of anything," Winn protested.

"Just look at her," Hank said as Mara's hair stayed dark brown. Hank knelt down next to Mara and delicately took off the electronic facial mask. Mara's true face was then revealed.

"This is advanced," Winn judged.

"Like future advanced," Hank agreed.

"So, she's a Super Insane while weak to Kryptonite," Winn realized.

"An Insane-Kryptonite hybrid, no doubt," Hank judged. "Take a blood sample while we still can," Hank ordered.

Mara groaned in pain as a blood sample was taken from her. "Still, this isn't right. She has helped us big time," Winn reminded Hank.

"That's why she's still alive. Put her in a Kryptonite cell," Hank ordered his men. They proceeded to drag Mara away to the cell.

"Incoming bogie approaching," Winn said as the alerts went off.

"She must have sent a distress call. Everyone back away," Hank ordered.


Kon arrived in Super Insane mode as he landed in the DEO. "What's the big deal? I was on the verge of getting a new high score," Kon said to Supergirl.

"As it happens, so was I," Supergirl said as she placed a Kryptonite collar around his neck.

"What the fuck?" Kon wondered as he fell out of Super Insane mode back to his normal self. He went for his sword only for Supergirl to turn back into Hank.

Hank phased his hands into Kon's lungs stopping him from being able to breathe. Kon glared at Hank and then passed out. "Too easy. Take him to an identical cell."

"How did you know he was Kryptonian?" Winn asked.

"I have no doubt these two are siblings," Hank said.

"Then who are the parents?" Winn wondered.

Alex came in late as Hank and Winn suited up. "You're late, Agent Danvers," Hank said annoyed.

"I'm still on leave," Alex said annoyed.

"Get suited up. We have an ancient ship to investigate," Hank told her.

"Will Supergirl be joining us?" Alex asked.

"Not this time," Hank said vaguely.

Alex left the room as she got her gear together. "Should we tell her?" Winn asked Hank.

"Not yet. She's emotionally compromised as it is," Hank told him.


Alex soon thereafter came back ready to go. The three of them walked down the street gaining stares from the people as they came to the spot where the ship was. "So, it's right underneath us," Winn said using his device.

"How do we get down there?" Alex wondered.

"This might feel weird," Hank said grabbing the two of them. The three sank into the ground, passed the ship's hull, and onto the ship's bridge.

"That was horrible but also amazing," Winn said as the two materialized inside the ship.

Alex took out her pistol and looked around. Inside were several capsules filled with orange fluid, a command console, and a hallway leading to an engine room. "I recognize that symbol," Winn said as he saw three dots glowing.

"Analyze that command console," Hank ordered Winn.

As the three of them scoped the place out, Mon-El stepped out of the bathroom with a toothbrush still in his mouth. He stared at the three oblivious agents. "Is it really you three?" Mon wondered.

Alex, Hank, and Winn turned their attention to Mon. "Is that really him?" Alex wondered skeptically. Mon was dressed in a black bathrobe with a red Insane symbol on his upper right chest.

Hank approached Mon and put his hand on Mon's face. "It is him," Hank confirmed.

"What's the year?" Mon asked.

"It's 2017," Hank answered.

"Are my children here? Are they safe?" Mon asked them.

"Oh, wow," Winn said stunned.

"You mean our child?" Alex asked him.

"Wait...what?" Mon wondered. "My children with my wife: Mara and Kon."

Alex stared at Mon in disbelief. "Well...shit," Hank realized.

Alex sat in a chair as she absorbed what Mon was telling her. "The DNA my mother collected from the two of us never conceived a child," Mon told her.

"But he said...," Alex said stunned.

"That little rascal," Mon smiled as he shook his head. "He probably said it to throw you off."

"So...I don't have a son, after all," Alex said devastated.

"Not with me anyway," Mon said.

Alex walked away from the other three depressed and relieved at the same time. Kon was not her son. She broke up with Maggie over him, over a lie. Kara and Kon had conspired together to destroy their relationship. It was the only thing that made sense. And yet, even with the deception, the end result was inevitable. No amount of shenanigans from those two would have changed the fact that she wanted kids and Maggie didn't.

Alex came back to the group with tears falling down her face. "Fuck Kara. I hate her!" she said furiously.

"I understand your anger but it's not that simple," Hank said to her.

"No, she ruined my life. She played Maggie and I for fools," Alex said angrily.

"That's not possible," Mon said defensively.

"And why is that? Enlighten me how she didn't fuck me over for the thousandth time," Alex glared at him.

"Because she's right here," Mon said pointing to a capsule.

Mon calmly went over to the command console and deactivated the pod. The orange fluid drained out revealing Kara Zor-El in a black uniform with a red Kryptonian symbol on her upper right chest. The capsule then opened and Kara slowly opened her eyes. She stumbled out of the pod and blinked a few times.

"I have the worst headache," she said as she tried to focus on something.

"Have some coffee," Mon offered her a cup.

Kara drank the cup of coffee like it was a shot glass. She then regained her vision and stared at the four of them. "What the fuck is going on?" she asked.

"I could ask you the same thing," Alex said angrily.

"Whatever I did, whenever I did it, I'm not apologizing," Kara said automatically.

"You mean to say you were here these last seventh months?" Alex asked incredulously.

"Well, God damn, Barney had one job to do and that was to wake us up at the right time," Kara said pissed off.

"It's not really his fault. The ship's clock is out of commission. If not for the recent damage we received, we might never have woken up," Mon said.

"If you have been here this whole time, then who is out there playing Supergirl?" Alex demanded.

"Alex...," Hank sighed.

"Fuck if I know. Probably some cos-player," Kara said dismissively.

"No, she had all of your powers. She even looked exactly like you," Alex said.

"It's Mara," Hank and Kara said at the same time.

"Jinx," Kara chuckled. "So, she's apparently running around playing hero. What about the other brat?"

"Kon is playing hero, too," Hank revealed.

"Well, at least they're both safe," Kara said relieved.

"Safe as can be in my jail cell," Hank said.

Kara walked up to Hank. "What the fuck, Hank? Putting my kids in one of your cells is not cool."

"If I knew they were yours, I would have locked them up from the very beginning," Hank told her off.

"And it took you seven months to figure out Mara wasn't me? That's fucked up. I am so insulted, right now," Kara said peeved.

"When there is no other explanation, the only explanation left over, no matter how improbable, must be the truth," Hank excused.

"You couldn't mind-rape those two to figure it out?" Kara asked unimpressed.

"They put up formidable mental shields," Hank excused.

"Okay, how about the fact that I am a thousand times stronger than Mara?" Kara asked.

"Your weakness was explained by the black hole," Hank said.

"Okay, well, how about the fact that Mara's face is different from mine and she has dark brown hair," Kara pointed out.

"She used a facial mask and was in Super Insane mode the entire time around us. She also had a very close impression of your voice," Winn said.

"Come on, Winn. We even dated at one point. You couldn't tell it wasn't me?" Kara asked dismayed.

"I honestly was given way too much work to really think about it," Winn admitted.

"Kon and Mara? Are you fucking kidding me? They're your names with the first letters switched around," Alex pointed out.

"Damn, I didn't even notice that. You pulled a fast one on me, Mon," Kara said giving him a pat on the shoulder.

"I brought this impostor into my apartment, to my parents' house, and she lied to me the entire time. I put my life on the line for her," Alex said furiously.

"Hey, that impostor is my daughter, alright. I mean, can we all agree that those two are brats?" Kara said.

Hank and Winn nodded to that. "So, let's start over fresh and new," Kara suggested.

"No, fuck that. If these are your kids, then it's obvious the fruit doesn't fall far from the tree," Alex said to her.

"You think this is my fault? I was in this pod for 12,000 fucking years. I didn't even know what the fuck is going on right now. Is Trump still president?" Kara asked.

Hank gave her a nod. "That is hilarious," Kara laughed.

"You are coming back to the surface with me and then we're going to have a long chat," Alex demanded.

"Alright, that's fair but only if you free my kids," Kara said to Hank.

"Sure," Hank allowed.

"Alright, I can only take two at a time," Hank said to them.

"Take Kara and Mon...to see their kids. I'll stay here with Winn," Alex said somberly.

"Very well then," Hank said taking hold of Kara and Mon.

"Alex, I swear, we will talk," Kara said as the three of them disappeared to the surface.


The three of them walked up to the DEO building. "You two can still fly, right?" Hank asked them.

"Fuck you, Hank," Kara smirked as all three of them flew up to the DEO. "I'm back, slaves," Kara laughed as she went passed the confused DEO personnel.

The three of them entered Kon's cell. "Oh, shit," he realized as he saw his parents.

Hank deactivated the Kryptonite cell and released Kon. "Report," Mon ordered Kon.

"Well, there was this submarine controlled by pirates, but I took it over. Then Mara had to go destroy it which was complete bullshit, by the way. Then, I fought this woman that can control thoughts, so Mara and I fought and there were all these explosions everywhere. Then I fought a Predator and kicked his ass with my sword. There was like green blood all over the floor. It was great," Kon said smiling.

"How very informative," Kara said dryly. "What did you do to Alex?"

"I totally got her to believe I was her son. I had to hide all my Kryptonian powers, so I was basically kicking ass with only half of my true power," Kon said impressed with himself.

"Why did you do that?" Hank asked curiously.

"Well, that was the plan for Maggie and Alex to break up, right? That's how it's supposed to be in the future," Kon excused himself.

"Yes, but it's supposed to happen naturally," Kara rolled her eyes.

"What the fuck does that mean?" Kon asked confused. "I saved the future...again," Kon said condescendingly.

"How does Alex breaking up with Maggie save the future?" Hank asked.

"It really doesn't but it corresponds to what we know of Alex's life from the future," Kara said simply.

"You're from the future and the past?" Hank asked confused.

"It's a long story," Kara said.

"Go to the apartment and stay there," Mon ordered Kon.

Kon gave him a salute and walked off giving Hank a dirty look. "I was expecting a more emotional moment," Hank said as he left.

"I swear, there's something wrong with him. I blame his Insane side," Kara rolled her eyes.

"At least, he doesn't try to commit suicide like your race did," Mon shot back.

The three then entered Mara's cell. She was on her knees in prayer. Hank deactivated the Kryptonite rays and unlocked the cell. "You have visitors," Hank told her.

Mara opened her eyes and saw her parents. "Mother, father!" Mara stared at them in disbelief. She then ran over to them and sobbed as she embraced Kara.

"It's alright now," Kara said to her.

"I thought I would never see you again," Mara cried.

"You were so brave," Kara said to her.

"Every day, I felt such pain in my heart. All the joy had left me," Mara said to her.

"How about we go get some ice cream," Kara said to her.

Mara nodded. "I will never let you leave my sight again," Kara promised her.

Hank smiled at the family reunion. "She has your heart," Hank said to Kara.

"Oh, fuck me, right?" Mon smiled.

Hank extended his hand to him. "Thank you for taking our side. It must have been difficult to fight against your own race."

Mon shook Hank's hand. "Actually, it was super easy, barely an inconvenience," Mon smirked.

"We'll be back at the DEO soon. I have seven months of ass-kicking to make up for," Kara said to Hank.

"You're welcome anytime, Supergirl," Hank smiled.


Alex stared off into space as Winn examined the computers and equipment inside the ship. "This is some amazing stuff," Winn said to her.

"We were outsmarted by children," Alex realized.

"To be fair, they're highly intelligent alien children. I mean, Kara did calculus at age four," Winn remarked.

"I keep blaming other people for my own decisions. Kon was just an excuse. It was never really about him," Alex realized.

"That's why I stipulate whether I want kids on my dating profile," Winn said. "I'm not really into having kids, right now. I sometimes fear that they could end up like my father."

"That's not fair, Winn. You're a hero," Alex said to him.

"Thanks, Alex, but there was a time when I nearly broke," Winn recalled.

"I know the feeling," Alex said.

Hank then materialized inside the ship. "Alright, pity party is over."

Alex and Winn got near to Hank. They then shot up back to the surface.


Kara, Mon, and Mara ate ice cream at the park not caring who saw them. Mara felt awkward in her Supergirl uniform while in her base form. Kara took Maggie's smartphone and started looking at articles about herself. "Really, Mara? Oh my God," Kara cringed.

"What's wrong?" Mon asked.

"Look at this shit," Kara said giving the smartphone over to Mon. "Apparently, I don't kill people anymore and the crime is so bad they started up a Robocop program."

"I'm not apologizing," Mara said as she finished her ice cream.

"Nor should you. You stick to your guns no matter how naive they are. Morality is about intentions after all...or was it consequences? I get those two mixed up," Kara told her.

"By the way, how did you pay for all your expenses?" Kara asked.

"Morgan Edge gave me a lot of money for giving him inside information," Mara said nonchalantly.

"Morgan who?" Kara wondered. "So, you needed to absolutely make sure Alex stayed single to preserve the timeline but then you found it appropriate to influence entire companies with thousands of workers?"

"Yea, yea, yea," Mara agreed. "Because Alex is more important than all of those people combined."

"That is so sweet. Make sure you tell her that after she no longer wants to kill you," Kara told her.

"When will that be?" Mara wondered.

"Give it a few years," Kara said honestly.

"Why did you succeed where Maggie and Alex failed?" Mara asked.

"Well, sweetie, it's about freedom. From what I can tell, Alex wanted kids and Maggie didn't. Conventional wisdom would suggest that they both have to agree on this point or break up. I say, fuck that. I'm done having kids. Two of you brats is enough for me but if Mon wants to sire a hundred bastards that's up to him," Kara said.

"Oh really?" Mon said doubtfully.

"Your grandmother, rest her soul, was a control freak that wanted to control her husband, her son, and all those around her. In the same way, Maggie was a schemer. She had all these plans and kids weren't part of that plan. She's going to find those plans won't be very fun all by herself," Kara said to Mara.

"So, you don't have a plan for me?" Mara wondered.

"No, if you want to be Supergirl go ahead. Knock yourself out," Kara allowed. "Or if you want to be a welfare queen and do nothing your whole life, that's okay, too. Either way, we love you," Kara said to her.

Kara then noticed Hank and his dad walking the streets. "That's his father," Mara told her.

"Well...I'll be damned," Kara smiled, happy for him.

Hank and M'yrnn walked around the city slowly. "People like this brown water?" M'yrnn asked skeptically.

"Not really. It's shit but it energizes your mind," Hank explained.

"Mmm...yes, it does taste like shit," M'yrnn agreed.

"Want more?" Hank asked.

"Absolutely," M'yrnn requested. M'yrnn then spotted a chess game in session. "What is that?" he asked.

"It's a strategy board game with infinite outcomes," Hank told him. "But most people come here to bitch about politics."

"We should play sometime," M'yrnn said.

"Hard to do when you can read your opponent's mind," Hank muttered.

"If you wish to return to the DEO, let us go," M'yrnn said sadly as he saw Hank look frequently at his watch.

"Really? Great, because I have work to get back to," Hank said gratefully.

"You are a prisoner to your work," M'yrnn sensed.

"Well, you would know," Hank said dismissively.

"That blond woman is from the future. She knows that this all turns to shit in the end. What is the point of living if you do not enjoy life?" M'yrnn asked him.

"The people at the DEO have not locked me up. I have locked them up with me," Hank corrected.

"Then you're no different than a White Martian prison guard," M'yrnn said sternly and walked off.


Kara and Mon entered the old apartment with Kon and Mara already there. Kon was playing video games while Mara was reading a book. "This place is a lot neater than I expected," Kara complimented Mara.

"It's getting a little crowded with the four of us now," Mon noticed.

"We'll send the kids away to their own place," Kara told him as she stared lovingly into his eyes.

Alex then entered the apartment and stared at the four of them. "Am I...interrupting?" she asked.

"Not at all, Alex. Hey, kids, tell Aunt Alex you're sorry," Kara ordered.

"Sorry," Mara and Kon said awkwardly to her.

"That isn't going to cut it," Alex said glaring at them both.

"Kids, go ahead and play outside. The adults need to talk," Mon ordered them away.

Mara and Kon gave reluctant looks as they went out the window and disappeared. The three of them sat at the table. "So...sorry I wasn't there for the bridal shower," Kara apologized.

"Oh, fuck off. You were just as much to blame," Alex said angrily.

"Look, to you, it was seven months ago but for me, it was seven years ago, alright. My memory on what I did is a little fuzzy," Kara excused.

"Yeah, bullshit," Alex doubted.

"Can we talk about the fact that I saved the Earth from a black hole? You do realize that I saved both your asses at enormous cost to me," Kara said resentfully.

"What exactly happened with that black hole?" Alex asked.

"I ate it," Kara said simply.

"Can you elaborate?" Alex asked.

"My cells are invincible so the black hole couldn't grab onto anything. Due to Hawking radiation, the black hole evaporated inside me giving me incredible amounts of power as it did. However, the relativity effects of the black hole sent me roughly one thousand years into the future. Mon then instant transmissioned me back to Earth," Kara said.

"So, Interstellar on crack," Alex understood.

"Exactly and boy was Earth a shit-hole. Mon and I had to fix the place up, but you all were dead. I had to live seven years knowing you were dead and that I would never see you again," Kara said wiping away a tear.

"So, you can throw that pity face right back at you, because I endured more loss than you did," Kara said.

"Except I lost my father for fifteen years," Alex shot back.

"Yeah, Mara told me all about it. How you basically ignored his ass when you came home," Kara said unimpressed.

"As much as this pissing contest amuses me...and it does, I think we should get back on topic," Mon smiled.

"Yes, let's do that. So, how did you get back from the future?" Alex asked.

"We got some Brainiac-reject to build us ships to go back in time to this time. The kids got into the prototype and took off to 2017 without us knowing. When we figured it out, we built a bigger ship so we could go after them. Unfortunately, Barney miscalculated and took us 13000 years into the past. Since you can only go back and not forward in time, we went into cryo-sleep for 12000 years, so we would wake up when the two kids were supposed to have arrived. However, our clock apparently malfunctioned. Thank God Mon was awoken when a torpedo exploded near our ship. If not for that, we would have never woken up," Kara explained.

"That sounds ridiculous," Alex shook her head.

"I know, right?" Kara grinned.

"Well, you two have been through a lot, and you did save my life...again. So, I'm glad you're back. These last seven months have been weird," Alex said, her anger fading away.

"Oh, group hug," Kara said as the three awkwardly hugged.


Hank led M'yrnn into a shitty apartment in Metropolis. "What are these empty rooms for?" M'yrnn wondered.

"Yeah, you'll have to sleep on the floor. It should be comfier than the dirt you're used to," Hank said.

"At least, it was Martian dirt," M'yrnn said reflectively.

"You were right. I've obsessed over my work and made my slaves feel like shit all the time. From now on, I'll take the time to treat you like shit, personally," Hank offered.

"Thank you, my son," M'yrnn said gratefully.

"Now, here are some unemployment and welfare forms for you to fill out. I also have your ID and passport," Hank said giving him the forged documents.

"The government's generosity is overwhelming," M'yrnn said amazed.

"Yeah, it is. We'll be staying here together until I find a hawt female. Then I'm kicking your wrinkly ass out," Hank told him.

"I would expect nothing less from my son," M'yrnn smiled as two hugged.

"Alright, alright, enough of that shit," Hank said patting his father on the back and departing back to the DEO.

Meanwhile, something sinister was developing in Death Valley...