Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom, Urusei Yatsura or any of the characters used here. Danny Phantom is the property of Butch Hartman, Nickelodeon and Viacom International. Urusei Yatsura is the property of Rumiko Takahashi. I also do not own any of the characters utilized in this crossover, they all belong to their respective owners.

Those Obnoxious Ghosts

Chapter 7: The UNWANTED Wife

A Few Days Later

Danny Fenton yawned as he made it to Casper High, for another day of school.

However, he was exhausted.

There were several things on his mind that weren't school related. Mostly, of the fact that he just didn't want to go home later due to the fact that SHE is still there, waiting for him

His so-called wife.

Since his "engagement" to Lum has started, she has been all over him, trying to hug and kiss him and even trying to convince him to let her sleep with him on his bed, despite his repeatedly telling her that it's not going to happen.

"Stupid Lum..." Danny muttered as he sighed in annoyance.

How is it that having such a hot girl be all over him become a total nightmare?!

This was worse than when Kitty overshadowed Paulina to get Johnny jealous last year…

The only silver lining is that she at the very least, managed to keep out of his parents sight due to his insistence, and she used one of her gadgets to make his room soundproof, to avoid any suspicions.

There is also the fact that she is LIVING in his room now, which was part of her demands when she blackmailed him into letting her stay...something he is STILL sore about.

He didn't like sharing his room with an enemy, especially an enemy that is obsessed with him but unable to see he doesn't return the feeling and doesn't seem to understand the concept of invading someone's personal space.

Thankfully, she agreed to sleeping the old guest bed he brought in from the attic, since he refused to let her sleep in his own bed and she wouldn't sleep in the room in the OP center or in her space ship.

Hey, just because he didn't want her on his bed doesn't mean he can't give her some bed, just as long as it's not his.

Besides, what was he supposed to do, tell her to sleep in his closet or something?

He's not that mean and certainly not insensitive enough to even suggest something that cruel. Plus, he knows she might do some harm if he's too hurtful towards her.

Anyway, he is tired since all of last night he had to both fight off annoying ghosts, and get away from Lum, who wanted to "celebrate their marriage", despite his repeated attempts to tell her that they are not married and he is not ready at all for such a thing.

He can still remember last night, about their last ordeal on that very subject and how it escalated in unexpected ways.

FLASHBACK

Last Night

"I AM THE BOX GHOST AND YOU SHALL TREMBLE AT MY AWESOME POWER!..." The Box Ghost Shouted in his annoying voice, only to receive a punch from Danny and then sucked into the Fenton Thermos.

"Moron…" Danny muttered before he yawned and glanced at his watch.

It was already 10:15 and as far as his parents are concern, he was in his room right now. He knows he better go there...though he has been really reluctant lately since he acquired his new "roommate".

"Hopefully she's asleep or something right now…" Danny muttered as he flew back to his house.

Ever since Lum declared that they were married, these last few days have been totally insane, with her chasing him all over town, either trying to kiss him or yell at him over whatever silly argument she could come up with.

She also got insanely jealous whenever she thinks he is cheating on her with Sam or any other girl, despite the fact that he repeatedly stated they are not a couple and the fact that he reminds her that Sam and him are just friends.

"I swear, it's almost like I got sucked into some RomCom gone wrong... " Danny muttered as he phased into his room, changed forms and then noticed that the lights are off.

"I guess she is asleep…" Danny whispered as he was about to go leave for the bathroom to change, until the lights suddenly turned on...

"Welcome home, darling…" A seductive voice echoed in his room.

"W-What?..." Danny turned around and he saw something that made him blush and got angry too.

Lum is not sleeping on her bed, she is on his bed, under the covers and sending him bedroom eyes.

"Lum, what are you doing on my bed?!..." Danny said in an indignant tone of voice and Lum giggled flirtatiously.

"Now darling, I know that we said that we'd wait a while but I am so impatient and I know that your world has a saying "there's no time like the present". Besides, newlyweds sleep together in the same bed, do they not?..." Lum said with a wink and Danny face became red in embarrassment and anger.

"Lum, we are NOT married... and... even if we are... we're too young and I have had a long night of ghost fighting... I'm.. I'm tired and in no mood for your...your-..."He was stammering now, too exhausted to even finish his sentence while the alien got an idea.

"I can help you get in the mood..." Lum said suggestively as she suddenly started waving something in the air.

Danny's entire face turned red when he saw that she is waving her bikini top...which means...that currently...underneath his covers...she...she...she's t-t-topl-

"She...she...took it off-..."The ghost boy was at a complete lost for words and was covering his face now.

Danny couldn't even think any more as he found himself becoming faint... even sliding to the ground.

"Darling?!..." Was heard in a concern voice, even as everything went dark around Danny as he slipped out of consciousness.

A few moments later.

"Mm..."The boy let out as he stirred back to consciousness

When Danny came too, he found that Lum was holding him in her arms. Apparently, she ran to his side when he passed out.

"Oh, Darling. Thank goodness you're alright, I was so worried..."Lum let out as she continued to hold him.

Danny noticed the concern on her face but as he turned, he got a full view of her chest.

"L-L-L…" Danny couldn't even say her name now, his entire face was red again and Lum giggled when she noticed his staring.

"Like what you see?..." She giggled to the blushing boy, finding him adorable like this.

"Yes...No...I...I mean...I...I...Hmmm..." Danny couldn't even speak now and Lum giggled.

She tried to lean in to kiss him and Danny, out of panic, fazed out of her grasp and crawled to the back of the room, still blushing and panting as he covered his eyes, so he can't see more of this amazing yet overwhelming image of Lum.

It's...it's too much to bare right now.

"Lum please... I beg off you... put some clothes on! I can't take this!..." Danny said, hoping that this would end.

"But why darling, we're a couple… this is totally normal... Besides, I don't mind you seeing me like this..." Lum said and Danny bit back a scream.

"WELL, I MIND! LUM! I mean it, we are not a couple and I have school tomorrow... just... just please, put some clothes on!..." Danny begged and Lum frowned at him.

The oni girl then became suspicious again.

"This isn't about some other woman, is it?..." Lum said in an accusing, jealous tone.

"What are you talking about?..." Danny said as he got up, but averted his eyes to not look directly at her body.

"You're not seeing anyone else, like that girl in the dark clothes you spent a lot of time with!..." Lum accused and Danny looked surprised at what she is suggesting.

"Are you nuts?! Sam is my best friend and nothing else!..." Danny said in defense but Lum didn't look too convinced.

"Don't lie to me!..."She shouted, looking mad when some sparks started to emerge but Danny wasn't scared.

"I am NOT lying! Sam and I are NOT a couple and neither are we! Look, I don't know how you do things on your planet, but on my planet, we're too young to share a bed, much less do the things you want to do!..."He said, still closing his eyes to not look at her in her current state.

"Not to mention, there is a little thing called MODESTY on my planet! You should try it!..." Danny yelled at her, glad that his room was now sound proof, if not, his parents would have heard him.

Lum pouted while the boy turned away from her and tried to find something to end this. He found Lum's top and threw it at her, making his demands obvious. Lum reluctantly put it back on, before a thought came to her head.

"Darling, is the reason you are so nervous about seeing me like this is because you haven't done this before?..." Lum asked and if Danny was an anime character, he would have faced faulted, before turning a new shade of red that's not possible for humans.

"T-That's not...I mean..I...Good night!" Danny suddenly shouted as he turned the light off.

He refused to look at her as he marched to his bed and crossed his arms, still embarrassed and he made it obvious that Lum is not welcomed there.

Lum pouted but found herself on her own bed, before sending a glance at Danny, who practically had his back turned to her.

"We'll share a bed together soon… I know that you love me…" Lum whispered, before she lied alone in her own bed, still looking at her husband, who still wouldn't turn to her direction.

So close, yet so far...

So not fair..

End of Flashback

Present Time

That's what happened but at least now, he's at school…a place where he can be away from her. Unfortunately, he knew it was only temporary.

"A wish from Desiree's not looking so risky right now..."The ghost boy thought as he met up with his friends.

They saw his current state and started to pity him a bit.

"Dude, you look terrible..." Tucker said, upon seeing the bags under his eyes.

"Thanks…" Danny muttered sarcastically.

"That Lum girl didn't try anything funny, did she?..." Sam whispered, in an obviously jealous tone, though Danny saw it as over protective.

"She tried… but I managed to avoid it…" Danny said before yawning again and Sam glared.

"Lucky…" Tucker muttered under his breath, only for Sam to slap him.

"OW!..."The tech geek complained as the goth girl sent him a chastising look.

"Tucker, Danny doesn't even like that Lum girl….right?..." Sam asked.

Danny sighed.

"She's hot but she's way too clingy, not to mention whenever I tell her that we are not married, that it was a misunderstanding, she either bursts into tears or throws a tantrum, it's like living with a little girl wanting to play the most messed up game of house, ever…" He complained as he recalled another problem with the oni girl

"Not to mention, apparently her species doesn't understand a little thing called personal space..."He complained as he recalled other instances where Lum got extra clingy or almost went overboard.

FLASHBACK

2 days ago

Danny had been in the middle of homework when Lum intruded on him, wanting to take up his time. Mostly by trying to make too close contact and kept clinging against his body, especially as soon as he got home from school.

The ghost boy's first response was to scream before glaring at her and pointing for her to go, much to the oni princess's dismay.

"Do I have to?..." She whined.

"Yes, yes you do..." He answered flatly as he tried to focus hard on studying and his homework.

However, he kept getting distracted by Lum's attempts at getting his attention. Like whenever he wasn't paying to her, Lum would quietly sneak up behind him and blowing his ear to get his attention.

He told her to knock it off and went back to his homework.

The alien girl pouted before she got another idea. While he was trying to study math, she quickly kissed him on the back of his neck, causing the ghost boy to flinch out of shock and blush profusely red, pulling his hand back to angrily stare at the culprit who is trying to seduce him.

Her response was to hug and press her body against his as she kept trying to kiss his beck but the boy pushed her off, since he knew what she really wanted.

"Lum, I'm in high school, I can't do that!..."He yelled.

"Then you shouldn't have proposed to me so soon..." She said in a sing-song voice.

"I didn't... I kept telling you..." He stated.

She ignored this and reached his hand again, but this time, he went intangible.

"Hey, no fair!..." She whined.

"Days like these I'm almost happy to have these powers..." He muttered under his breath as he used them to avoid her.

Danny was glad his intangibility helped him get away from his wanna-be bride's lovey dovey attics.

However, Lum was relentless as she kept on finding new ways to get ghost boy's love, whether he likes it or not

And he certainly does not.

End of Flashback

Present Time

He shook that memory away as he kept talking to his friends.

"The only positive thing is that she promised me to stay out of my parents sight and to keep the fact that she is an alien a secret, meaning she can't show off her powers… heck, I even have to bring her meals to my room just to avoid her running into my parents and Jazz covers for me whenever I am out ghost fighting…" Danny said.

"Sounds more like she's a prisoner than a wife…" Tucker muttered.

"Yeah, I figure a few days of that lifestyle, she'll become sick of it, give up and go back to her own planet..." Danny said.

"If I wasn't so desperate to get rid of her, I'd smack you for doing something so underhanded…" Sam said… before smiling. "I'm just glad he didn't fall victim to her pretty face like most boys would..."She thought.

Maybe Sam will have her chance...just as soon as that pest is gone.

"Where is she now?..."Tucker asked.

"My house… my room… or in her ship or whatever… I don't care but she promised me that she wouldn't come across my parents or any other humans.." Danny said.

He still did not want to image the kind of trouble they would get into if people found out that the same alien who tried to enslave all of humanity was his unwelcome house guest.

"I don't want to imagine what kind of chaos that could spell out if that happens..."He thought, worrying about the trouble that could bring.

Suddenly the three teenagers then saw a bunch of boys that were all in excitement as they crowded around something.

Out of curiosity, they went to investigate what was going on.

"What's going on here?..." Danny asked out loud.

"There's a really cute new girl…" Mikey shouted in excitement before he and the others managed to keep crowing that girl.

That got the attention of one of the members of Team Phantom.

"Wow, not even Paulina gets this kind of treatment… this I got to see…" Tucker said as he pulled out a bottle of breath spray and then went to see who the mysterious cute girl is.

Danny, due to being tired due to Lum's antics, didn't really care and was about to leave, only for this to happen.

A very familiar voice caused the half ghost teenaged superhero to stop in place.

"Thank you, but I do not want a date… I have only come here to give my darling his lunch…" A pretty, accented voice said and Danny froze in place.

"N-No way… she… she can't be here!..."He thought in dread.

Danny hesitantly turned around and soon saw a girl push her way out of the crowd.

He blinked.

It's a girl with black hair that had a green tint, big blue eyes and what looked to be yellow hair barrettes, and she is wearing a cute yellow sweater, orange skirt and yellow shoes.

She is also really pretty and her face is awfully familiar.

"Huh?..." Danny thought, only for the girl to suddenly appear to him of all people.

"Good morning darling, you forgot your lunch…" The girl said, showing off a pretty… fanged smile.

Realization dawned on him and his heart stopped for a split second when he realized who this really is.

"Lum…" Danny whispered in horror, before pulling her aside, while the rest of the boys were appalled and outraged.

"FENTON IS HER BOYFRIEND?!..." One guy shouted in disbelief and total jealousy.

"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?..."Another guy shouted.

"First Manson, Paulina, then Valerie, now this babe?! It's not fair!..." Someone screamed in outrage.

Danny ignored them and pulled Lum aside.

"Lum, what are you doing, you promised that you would stay out of sight..." Danny whispered harshly to the disguised alien girl.

"I know, but it's so boring being in your room without you…so, I went to my lab and created a potion that gave me this human disguise and I borrowed these clothes from your sister's room…do you like how I look?..." Lum asked as she even struck a pose.

"Well, yeah… it does look good on you… but that's beside the point! If anyone finds out you're an alien, we are both dead meat…" Danny whispered harshly and Lum giggled.

"Darling, no one found out. I waited until your parents left the house, made you this lunch and I even took a bus here… the people of this town are so nice and friendly, I don't know why you worry so much..." Lum said as she recalled how nice and generous people treated her on her way here, especially the boys.

Danny, however, frowned as she only saw the townspeople at the surface level. They just saw a pretty face.

A pretty, human face as far as they are concern.

"They are only friendly to their own kind… trust me, I speak from personal experience…they aren't exactly understanding when it comes to ghosts and I am pretty sure the same applies to aliens..."He said.

She had no idea what they would do to her if anyone ever found out who she really was. However, the naive alien just scoffed and brushed off his worries.

"Oh Darling, You're over-exaggerating things. Human's aren't anything I can't handle. Besides, so long as we're together, everything will work out just fine..."Lum said and Danny rolled his eyes.

"Just go hide in your space ship..." Danny said and Lum shook her head.

"It's boring in there… I want to be with you here…"She said as she wrapped her arms around him and Danny sighed while the other guys sent him jealous looks

"Lum, I mean it… I don't want you to use your powers and get caught!..." Danny warned but Lum wouldn't let go.

"You worry too much darling, as long as I am with you… I am safe…" Lum said as she cuddled to him closer.

"Lum please… I got class in two minutes and I can't be late..." Danny said in a harsh tone.

"Then I'll go to class with you… husband..."She said.

Danny panicked and was glad no one heard her say that but he had to fix this problem now!

"You can't tell anyone we're husband and wife..."He said.

"Why not?..."Lum demanded.

"One, because we aren't...and two, I told you, kids my age don't get married and you can't be in my class, you're not a student here…" Danny whispered in a harsher tone to her and Lum pouted again.

"Sometimes you're a little too nitpicky, darling…"Lum said with her arms crossed and Danny rolled his eyes.

Then she smiled again in a tender way.

"At least take this lunch I made you…" Lum said in a loving tone and Danny sighed.

"Fine, but go back to hiding, I'll check on you after school..." Danny said.

"You promise?..." Lum said in an almost playful tone of voice.

"Fine, I promise…" Danny said, only to be hugged by the alien girl, who thankfully, didn't zap him this time.

Danny soon left inside the school, carrying the lunch Lum gave him, while the guys kept sending him looks of disbelief and maybe even anger.

Danny just grumbled in frustration.

"What I wouldn't give for asteroid to hit me right now…"He muttered as he went inside.

Later

It was lunchtime and Danny, to his relief, didn't find Lum anywhere near him. He sighed as he took his usual seat next to Sam and Tucker, just wanting to have a nice, quiet lunch together.

However, things don't always end up going the way they wanna go.

"FENTON!..."Someone shouted and Danny groaned.

"One annoyance replaced with another..." He muttered.

Dash stormed over to the table Danny and his friends sat at.

"What do you want Dash?.."Danny asked.

Dash had arrived to school late today and probably just now heard of the latest gossip from his football buddies. He also seems to be in a REALLY bad mood about something.

"Don't talk to me like that! Now what's this Kwan told me about you having a pretty girlfriend deliver you a homemade lunch all the way to school? ..."Dash said as he showed a pic of Lum in her disguise, which his friends sent him.

"That's between me and her, not to mention that I'd rather nothing was happening between us..."Danny snarked but muttered the last part quietly.

The bully didn't hear his muttering but got angrier.

"Shut up! How did you get a babe like that?! I'm star quarterback! You're a nobody! You shouldn't get anyone but losers like Manson!..." Dash shouted, turning red.

Danny rolled his eyes.

"I have far more problems than you, you brain-dead moron..."He thought as the bully kept yelling at him.

"Are you listening to me?!..." Dash barked in his face.

Danny just took a deep breath before finally answering.

"Please leave..."He said in a tired yet stern tone.

Dash just looked at Danny, confused that he seems worn out and bored with him. This ends up angering him further.

"DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!..."He shouted.

Danny remained looking at Dash, indifferent to him.

Dash quickly loses patience and just storms off, mostly because Lancer was nearby on Lunch duty and he was already on thin ice with the teacher for being late to school today.

Sam and Tucker just stared at their friend.

"Wow... I'd be impressed if you weren't clearly worn out..." Sam said.

"You gonna be okay, dude?..." Tucker asked.

Danny just shrugged and took out the bag Lum gave him. He pulled out a sandwich and then took a bite. His eyes widen and before anyone realized it.

"AH!..." Danny yelled in pain as spat out the sandwich and then he felt that his tongue was on fire…

Sam and Tucker looked worried as Danny immediately grabbed his carton of milk and theirs too to cool down his tongue, not caring how much of a spazz he looks right now or how much attention he was getting from his peers.

He just had to cool his mouth off.

"Danny, are you okay?..." Sam asked in concern as he drank the last drop of milk.

"What happened?..." Tucker asked, worried as Danny drank the last bit of liquid they had and finally calmed down, though his tongue still looked a little burned.

"I felt like I just ate a lava sandwich!..." Danny said, his tongue still sensitive as he looked into his sandwich.

He pulled the top bread slice off and saw something genuinely gross and strange within it, it looks like RED lettuce, what looked to be a moldy blue tomato, what looked to be some sort of meat and a substance that was some kind of sauce. Things that he suspected didn't originate from Earth.

"I don't even wanna know what this is..." Danny said before putting the sandwich back in the bag, which he throws away in anger and disgust.

"Something tells me that Lum isn't that good of a cook…" Tucker commented as Danny rolled his eyes.

"This is just getting better and better…ow!…" Danny muttered sarcastically, before hissing a bit over his still burned tongue.

Later that day

At Fenton Works

The princess of Uru was inside her darling's room, bored out of her mind. It's been a few days since she officially transferred to Earth and she is happy to be here, living with her darling... in his room, even if he insists she sleeps in this guest bed than with her and still won't let her fly outside due to deeming it dangerous but Lum doesn't mind living like this as long as she is with the man that she loves...

Though she does mind the boredom due to him being away at school with her sister and they won't let her go through the rest of the house while mother-in-law and father-in-law are home, though Lum found an escape in a mini transportation device that teleports her back to her UFO at a click of a button so she had that much...

But right now she wants her darling to be here...

"Darling…" Lum said as she looked at a picture of him that she found in here, one with him and his friend, though she focused just on his image.

She hasn't seen him since she went to his school to leave him his lunch and he promised to come back home...

"What time is it?..." Lum muttered as she looked at the clock.

Its already 4:25 pm and according to sister-in-law, classes should have been over a while back.

So where is her precious, darling husband?

"For his sake, he better not be out with another girl..." Lum grumbled, suspecting the worst...until she saw something appear at the end of their street that shot away that theory.

She saw her darling fighting off against a large, green giant who must be a ghost...and her darling is winning.

"Darling..." Lum whispered as she watched the fight from the window, both out of concern for her beloved and because it was the most exciting thing she has witness all day.

She knew that her darling was this town's protector and she saw the way he fought and admired him more for it. She watched him defeat that ghost and then suck it inside a metal containment device, a thermos, she thinks he called it.

It made Lum smile as she admired him.

"He's so brave and strong!~..." Lum said in a smitten way as she watched her darling take his duty as a protector seriously.

Once he was done, she saw him heading in this direction.

"Darling's home!..." Lum shouted in excitement.

With Danny

Danny had heard of the phrase 15 minutes of fame, but he didn't expect it to be literal, since Dash and the other jerks went back to bullying him, like nothing has happened.

Whats worse he had to deal with the Box ghost bugged him constantly in his new attempts to get attention and he had to deal with both a ghost eel during lunch after he finally managed to heal his tongue after eating Lum's lava sandwich and then he had to deal with a pop quiz in English and now a ghost giant on his way home...

Now he is home...and he knew another headache was waiting for him within his room.

"I am really hoping she left back to her planet already..." Danny muttered as he got inside and ended up getting him by a green blast.

"Ah!..." Danny yelped.

"Oh, sweetie are you okay?..." Maddie exclaimed as she to her son to help him up.

"I'm fine, what is that?..." Danny asked as he saw the latest gizmo his parents made.

"It's supposed to be a portable version of the Fenton Ecto Stoppo Power-o-fier..." Jack said and Danny's eyes widened.

"Does it work?..." Danny asked in worry.

"Unfortunately there are still a lot of kinks in it, the best we can expect is the ghost powers being cut off maybe half an hour to an hour at most..." Jack said, not noticing Danny's sigh of relief.

"An hour… I can last that long… just got to hope no ghost attack during that time..." Danny thought as he entered his room and closed the door.

His mind was too focused on his new problem that he didn't notice his other problem until-

"Welcome home, Darling!..." Lum shouted as she floated to Danny, embracing him and letting off a happy zap.

"LUM! Let go!..." Danny shouted as he tried to phase out her arms...only nothing.

"Oh yeah, forgot about that..."He grumbled.

"But I missed you! It was so boring and lonely without you around..." Lum whined.

"Lum I told you that I have school and no one is making you stay here..." Danny said as he finally managed to squirm out of her arms.

Lum pouted at that...and then blinked in confusion...

"Why didn't you use that power of yours?..." Lum asked in confusion.

"I can't..."Danny muttered without thinking as he walked to his desk.

"Why not?..." He heard Lum asked and Danny didn't realize until later that he should have kept his mouth shut.

"My dad made this stupid thing that pretty much turned off my powers for the next hour..." Danny muttered as he placed his books on his desk. "So I just better hope nothing bad happens..." He muttered to himself.

"Oh, don't worry darling...I know a good way to pass the time… "Lum said.

"What are you talk-..."Danny's jaw dropped and he gulped when he saw what Lum was doing.

The alien princess was leaning against his door, in a coquette sort of way as she applied red lipstick… all the while she sent him a flirty look.

"As I said. I missed you all day... Besides, I think you should be rewarded for how you protected the town from that giant that I saw you fight earlier…" Lum said as she began floating towards him her lips puckered as well.

Danny snapped out of it, barely managed to dodge her lips.

"HOW IS THIS A REWARD?!..." Danny shouted.

However before he could make a run for it, Lum tackled him and pinned him to the ground and without his powers, she's a lot stronger.

"Lum, get off!..." Danny shouted.

"Come on darling, stop being so shy around your loving wife…" Lum giggled.

"I am not being shy!..." Danny yelled.

However his eyes widened when he saw the look in Lum's eyes and then her glistening red lips that were coming closer.

"Uh oh..."

An Hour Later

Jazz Fenton just arrived home, briefly greeted her parents and went upstairs.

"I wonder where Danny is?..." Jazz asked as she hasn't seen him since school let out.

No sooner than she said that, his door opened and he ran out of his bedroom and bumped into her

"Danny..." Jazz said and then saw the state he was in.

His hair was more messy than usual, so where his clothes and the most noticeable thing was the fact that his face and especially his lips were covered in red lipstick markings...

She also saw an annoyed, semi-freaked out look on his face.

"Danny…what-..."She was cut off mid-sentence when her brother gestured her to stop, looking more on edge than when he fights ghosts.

"Stay away from the ecto-stoppo-power-o-fier…" Danny said in a dead voice.

"Darling...come back!..." Lum's voice called and Danny flinched at the sound of her voice and immediately ran inside the hall bathroom and locked the door before she could follow him in.

Once the door was locked, Danny ran to the mirror, saw the state he was in and immediately tried to wash all traces of Lum's lipsticks off of his being, even from his neck.

He couldn't believe that she did that, trapping him in his room and making him endure her kisses and zaps for the last hour and honestly, he didn't know which was worse…

"I don't know how much more of this that I can take…" Danny said as he washed his face with soap and water, managing to wash Lum's kisses off of him.

"Stay strong Danny…this isn't going to be forever... just hold up until you can find a way to send her back into space for good…" Danny whispered to himself, only to hear a knock on the bathroom door.

"Darling? Are you alright in there?..." Lum's voice on the other end was heard and Danny groaned.

"LEAVE ME ALONE!..." Danny yelled, before groaning again.

He really hoped that this is as bad as it's gonna get…

Meanwhile

In Outer Space

Several million light years away from the planet earth, something was flying at very fast speeds...heading in the direction of that planet…

Something that looked like a…big peach?

One that will be landing on the planet earth very, very soon….

Uh oh…

-To Be Continued-

Next Time on Those Obnoxious Ghosts

The OTHER Invader

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