Kara, Mon, and Alex hung out at the alien gay bar talking about their adventures over large pitchers of beer. "So, tell me from the very beginning. I want to know everything," Alex said curiously.
"Alright, but it's going to take a flashback," Kara warned.
"I can take it," Alex said.
Flashback
Mon raised two fingers to his forehead as the evaporating black hole in Kara's gut created light as blinding as a star. The two of them then instantly appeared on Earth where Metropolis should have been. Instead, it was a wasteland with no vegetation and poisoned skies. In the distance was a high-tech city with a high wall.
"What is this?" Mon wondered as he didn't recognize the surroundings.
"I think I'm going to be sick," Kara said throwing up.
"That's gross," Mon remarked.
"You try eating a black hole," Kara said as she continued to throw up.
Mon tensed up his fists as he powered up to Super Insane. "I have become the legend. I have unlimited power now."
"Yeah, about that, you're going to need several more ascensions to get even close to me," Kara said to him.
"Say what?" Mon wondered as he went back to his normal self.
Kara looked around and noticed the moon was cracked open with a debris field orbiting around it. "I didn't hit it that hard, did I?" she considered.
"There's something off about this," Mon said using his detective skills.
Kara looked around not recognizing the landscape. In the distance, a city was suffering from explosions. Fighter aircraft that resembled X-wing fighters were shooting lasers at each other. "Let's take a look," Kara said.
The two of them flew over to the city and found different factions shooting at each other with laser guns. They all had orange skin, were bald, appeared to be the same gender, and could only be identified by their clothing. Kara was shot in the crossfire, but it merely bounced off her.
Scores of humanoids were being killed in front of them, buildings were being wrecked, and vehicles were on fire. A combatant was suddenly shot in the gut in front of Kara. "Oh my...science," he said before he died.
"Well, that's odd," Kara noted.
"In the name of science, kill them," a faction leader said as 'it' led 'its' troops.
"Should I kill them?" Mon asked.
"Which ones?" Kara asked him.
A crying child was walking into the street as lasers were being shot around it. "Holy shit!" Kara said grabbing the child.
The parent of the child came over to grab it. "Thank science," it said gratefully.
"Really?" Kara wondered.
The parent and child were suddenly blasted to bits by a plasma cannon. Kara turned to the shooter and blasted his cannon and vehicle to scrap with her heat vision. Kara walked over to the dying gunner. "Damn you, damn you, science," he said as it died.
"Seen enough?" Mon asked her.
"Yeah, I'm good. Let's go somewhere more familiar," Kara said leading Mon to the Fortress of Solitude.
Kara and Mon arrived at the fortress and found someone staring at the computer screen. "It's been many centuries since someone has visited me here," he said in a robotic monotone voice.
"Yeah, no kidding. Look at this mess," Kara said as everything was in ruins.
"Who are you?" Mon demanded of him.
The figure turned around revealing himself to be a blue-skinned humanoid with three glowing orbs on his forehead and white hair on his scalp. "I am Brainiac five-point-o. I am the guardian of this ancient fortress," he said.
"Damn, I'm not that old," Kara said insulted.
"What year is it?" Mon asked.
"An odd inquiry. It is 3017," he said.
"Holy shit," Kara stared at him.
"Yikes, everyone you knew and loved is dead," Mon said insensitively.
"I'm going to go over here and freak out," Kara said walking off.
Mon eyed Kara as she left and turned to Brainiac 5. "What's going on here? We just enjoyed a battle in Metropolis."
"It is in their nature to destroy themselves. For centuries, I have done all I could to mold them by altering their evolutionary path. I have eliminated their racial differences by giving them all the same pigment, constructed for them both male and female genitalia, and made them all pan-sexual. Yet, despite my best efforts, they continue to fight each other," Brainiac 5 said.
"Without condoning...or condemning, I understand," Mon said sympathetically.
"Okay, I'm back," Kara said reentering the conversation. Her hair was a mess and her eyes were red-shot. "Do you have files from the past? I want to know about Alex Danvers."
"Of course," Brainiac 5 said bringing her file up. "Alex Danvers was Director of the DEO 2018-2028, then appointed CIA Director 2028-2032, National Security Adviser 2032-2040, and became a professor at Yale in alien-human relations from 2040-2055. She died on July 4th, 2076," Brainiac 5 showed her Wikipedia article with multiple pictures of her aging throughout the years.
"Did she ever marry or have children?" Kara asked.
"No," Brainiac 5 replied flatly
"Damn," Kara said heart-broken. "At least she lived a long successful life."
"Relative to other humans during this time period, I would agree with that assessment," Brainiac 5 said.
"This is like the movie Aliens where Ripley finds out her daughter is dead but lived a long life," Kara said and then began sobbing uncontrollably on Mon's shoulder.
"It's going to be alright. Maybe we can clone Alex," Mon suggested.
"It wouldn't be her, though. This is all your mother's fault. I hate you, Mon!" Kara cried.
"I know you do," Mon said awkwardly patting her on the back like a baby. "We just have to make the best of a bad situation."
"What is the fate of the one called Darkseid?" Mon said eagerly.
"Darkseid was defeated and destroyed by Superman and a man only identified as Chuck," Brainiac 5 said looking up the article.
"No," Mon said letting go of Kara and falling to his knees in instant depression.
"I thought you would be happy to know this information," Brainiac 5 said confused.
"Looks like your little world has been destroyed, too. Not so funny now, is it?" Kara told him.
"Give me a sword, so I can end my existence," Mon said sorrowfully.
"This sword is the sharpest of its kind," Brainiac 5 said helpfully bringing it over.
"Barney, do you have a penis?" Kara asked.
"No, I never needed it," Brainiac 5 replied.
"Okay, Mon, you can't kill yourself. I forbid it," Kara said to him. She then turned to Brainiac 5. "I want to know everything that has happened on this planet."
"And in 2445, there was a cataclysmic asteroid impact that nearly wiped out all life on the planet. The survivors rebuilt society as a one-world government," Brainiac 5 continued.
"Oh my God, I am so bored," Kara said staring up at the ceiling. Mon was already asleep.
"Interesting that you should mention a deity. That no longer exists in human society," Brainiac 5 said. "The new world government of 2450 collected all available information on every subject except for religion. All electronic archives of religious texts were permanently destroyed. Every book or parchment was also destroyed. This was all part of an effort to form a perfect secular atheist society," Brainiac 5 said.
"Well, did it work?" Kara asked curiously.
"No, there was a nuclear war shortly thereafter unrelated to the subject," Brainiac 5 said.
"Well, I practically memorized the Bible. It was something Jeremiah forced me to do as soon as I arrived," Kara said.
Brainiac 5 stared at Kara suddenly becoming interested. "You memorized the entire sacred text?"
"Well, the King James version anyway," Kara said nonchalantly.
"If you could recite it for me in its entirety, I could input it into the archives," Brainiac 5 said hopefully.
"Yeah, let's Book of Eli the shit out of this," Kara agreed.
"I do not understand the reference," Brainiac 5 said confused.
Once they were done, Kara drank a tall glass of ice water. "I made sure I memorized Revelation perfectly because there's a disclaimer at the end that says that anyone who takes away or adds to this book is royally fucked."
"That implies you didn't memorize the other books perfectly," Brainiac 5 said concernedly.
"Meh, more-or-less," Kara shrugged.
"Did you memorized any other sacred texts?" Brainiac 5 asked.
"Is that a trick question?" Kara grinned.
"I see that you are a partisan," Brainiac 5 realized.
"Well, no shit, Sherlock," Kara said obviously.
Kara, Mon, and Brainiac 5 ventured to Future Metropolis and landed in a public square. Security personnel rushed in to confront them. "Mon, deal with this bullshit," Kara ordered.
Mon blasted the security personnel vaporizing them all on the spot. "Alright, people, listen up. The fighting has to end and the best way to do that is to give you all some religion," Kara said holding a datapad.
The crowd murmured wondering what this was about. "This is the King James Bible, alright," Kara began.
"Is King James a god?" a person asked.
"No, don't interrupt," Kara said annoyed. "Now, where was I? Right, so there's one God but divided into three persons. You get it?" Kara asked them.
"No," they all said.
"Damn, okay, well, just read the book and you'll get it," Kara promised them.
One of them came up behind Kara but in front of the crowd. "We shall spread this book far and wide to all corners of the Earth," Zap said.
"Good deal. I love the enthusiasm," Kara applauded.
"We must have only one translation so no one can mistranslate the Word of God," Zap said.
"Sure," Kara agreed.
"And we must build grand structures to worship in and to honor this God. This will provide jobs for construction workers, engineers, architects, artisans, and so forth," he continued.
"Nice," Kara smiled.
"And there shall be a clergy that will teach the Word of God to the masses, and they shall remain celibate so their heirs do not hope to confiscate church property that belongs to God," Zap said.
"That's a little harsh but alright," Kara allowed.
"And there shall be a hierarchy with a central authority figure that will have the final say on all dogmas and doctrines and shall teach us right and wrong in all areas of our life. And he shall have a direct connection between God and mankind," Zap said.
"Makes sense," Kara nodded.
"And this central authority figure will appoint the leaders of all the nations as if God had appointed them. And every leader of the world shall obey him," Zap continued.
"Alright...," Kara said, uncertain about this.
"And he shall have the power to initiate glorious crusades to crush the unbelievers!" Zap said enthusiastically.
"What's happening here?" Kara wondered to Mon.
"And I shall be that LEADER!" Zap said to the applause of the crowd.
"Yeah, no," Kara said and motioned to Mon.
Mon pointed his index finger at Zap's back, firing into his heart dropping him. "Okay, we're going to do everything except that last part, alright," Kara said.
"Who shall be our leader then?" the crowd asked.
"Err...Barney will be your leader," Kara nominated.
Brainiac 5 took Kara aside. "I don't actually believe in this. I am not saying it's not true. I just don't have any factual evidence to back up these claims."
"That's why you're perfect for this position. A passionate zealot is going to read what he wants from this book. You're going to interpret it as it should be, and you're going to appoint the best leaders based on your cold unfeeling logic," Kara said.
"Very well," Brainiac 5 accepted.
"All hail Barney, God's Vicar on Earth!" the crowd chanted.
"We're going to need funds to rebuild this city and God's house...," Brainiac 5 said without charisma.
"Anyone who pitches in will get to heaven faster when they die," Mon grinned.
The crowd immediately took out their credit cards. "Mon, what the fuck?" Kara hissed at him.
"Just go with it," Mon told her.
Kara's version of Christianity spread throughout the world and under Brainiac's religious and secular leadership the world healed from centuries of war.
Just outside the Hall of Justice was a statue of Alex Danvers. "I declared an edict that there shall not be statues of any kind as they could be used for idol worship," Brainiac 5 said of the statue.
"Yeah, well, I don't give a fuck," Kara replied.
"Looks like that doctrine will have to change," Brainiac 5 typed the change on his datapad.
The three of them assembled in a large open space with a round table and sat down. "So, we need a name for our super-hero club."
"Legion," Mon suggested.
"We're not really a legion though. It's just the three of us," Kara rejected.
"The Super Friends," Brainiac 5 suggested.
"Ha! GAAAAAY!" Kara laughed.
"That is pretty gay," Mon agreed.
"Even more gay than the statue outside, am I right?" Kara said and gave Mon a high-five.
"We could use previous super-hero organizations from the past," Brainiac 5 offered.
"Like what?" Kara asked.
"The Justice League, for example," Brainiac 5 brought up.
"Fuck, no," Kara rejected immediately.
"Did I offend?" Brainiac 5 asked confused.
"She wasn't invited into their league and, in retaliation, she beat the shit out of them," Mon told him. "I propose we call ourselves the Vindicators."
There was a long pause. "What are we vindicating, exactly?" Kara asked.
"Our own existence for starters. Do you have any idea how much tax money we're getting?" Mon said dryly.
"We're vindicating...hope...in superheroes again," Kara said warming up to it. "What do you think, Barney?"
"I have no preference for any name," he replied.
"Vindicators it is," Kara said.
A few weeks later, all the seats were filled with new super-heroes. "Let's have the new guys introduce themselves," Kara said.
"I'm Lightning Lad. I learned I had superpowers when I jerked off too hard and shocked myself," he said.
"Way too much information. Next," Kara said.
"My name is Phantom Girl. I can phase through anything except the floor for some reason," she said while standing.
"So, you can't hold anything or even sit down?" Kara wondered.
"Nope, I'm basically a ghost which really sucks because no one can touch me. I can't even kiss a guy. It's so depressing," she said sadly.
"The name's Bouncing Boy. I basically turn into a ball and bounce," the next one said.
"Where the fuck did you find these people?" Kara asked Brainiac 5.
"I'm Triplicate Girl. I can divide myself into three identical selves all with the same abilities and memories," she said proudly.
"It says here that you were a prostitute," Kara said reading from a pad.
"I give excellent foursomes," she said licking her lip.
"She's in," Mon said instantly earning a dirty look from Kara.
"The name's Timber Wolf. I can sniff out anything. I'm an excellent tracker," he said.
"Good...good," Kara said pleased.
"I'm Chameleon Boy. I can shape-shift into anything living or non-living," he said.
"I remember a guy that had the same exact power. What was his name?" Kara tried to remember. Mon simply shrugged.
"There was one last applicant you didn't invite," Brainiac 5 reminded her.
"You mean Saturn Girl? No, fuck her," Kara said instantly. "Alright, you all may not be anywhere as close to me in power, but your powers do seem entertaining and that's good enough for me. We are the Vindicators and our job is to vindicate our own existence. So, go out there and be a hero," Kara ordered.
As the Vindicators increased in size, Brainiac 5 began reorganizing the structure. "This is what inspiring looks like," Kara said of the organizational tree.
"As you can see, I have created ranks based off, as you put it, how much ass they kick. There are S, A, B, and C-level heroes. Naturally, the founding members of the Vindicators are in the S-rank," Brainiac 5 said.
"Is that your way of saying you want to keep your rank without hurting anyone?" Kara asked unimpressed.
"I believe in the philosophy of 'make love, not war'," Brainiac 5 said.
"Oh really? I prefer to do both," Kara smirked.
Kara and Mon wrestled with each other in bed. "It's your fault I'm in the future and my sister's long dead," Kara said as she tore Mon's clothes off.
"It's your fault my mother's dead, you bitch," Mon shot back as he ripped her bra off.
"Oh yeah, get angry. I destroyed your whole race. What are you going to do about it?" Kara said as she clawed at him.
"I'm going to punish you," Mon said forcing Kara onto her back.
"Oh yeah, punish me, Mon," Kara requested.
Mon created energy rings around Kara's wrists and ankles pinning her to the bed and then a ring around her neck. "Tighter!" Kara shouted at him. The ring around her neck proceeded to get tighter.
"I was a prince of a warrior race, but you, a low-level Kryptonian clown, defeated me in battle. You can't imagine my shame and my humiliation," Mon said angrily.
"Oh, yes, get it all out," Kara said to him.
"You don't know what humiliation is," Mon said as he pounded into her. "But I will teach you its bitter taste, the same way you have cut down my pride!" he shouted as he went Super Insane.
"Oh, God!" Kara cried out in ecstasy.
She then easily pulled on the energy rings shattering them.
"Kara, I've been thinking. If we're truly stuck in this time period, we need to start a new life for ourselves," Mon said.
"I suppose," Kara allowed.
"I want an heir," Mon said finally.
"To your non-existent throne?" Kara mocked.
"I have no purpose now that Darkseid is gone. Everything I sacrificed was for that singular purpose," Mon said depressed.
"Look, if you want to bang some hermaphrodite chick to get yourself a bastard, go ahead," Kara allowed.
"No, I want an heir with you. Now that my race has been dwindled down to a handful, it's quality over quantity. I want to create a new race of Super Insane. A race that has both Insane and Kryptonian powers. Can you imagine such a creature able to become stronger after every injury and healing from that injury by the power of the sun?" Mon asked.
"You're talking about something that could potentially kill us and doom the world," Kara said uncertainly.
"What? You scared?" Mon dared.
"Oh, it's on," Kara said taking the dare.
Kara unearthed a Kryptonian ship that Superman had crashed into buildings with and which Lex had created Doomsday with. "This ship has so many weird memories," Kara said as she toured around it.
The three came upon a broken incubation chamber. Brainiac 5 examined the broken pods. "I believe I can fix all of these pods," he said.
"Let's make it happen," Kara smiled.
The three worked to clean up the mess and then fixed the glass on the pods. Water was poured back into the tank and all the pods became suspended from the ceiling. Kara placed herself on a bed as Brainiac 5 expertly placed a Kryptonite scalpel to her hip.
"Is it going to hurt?" Kara asked fearfully.
"Yes," Brainiac 5 replied.
He cut into her ovary and then suctioned eggs out through a tube. Kara tensed up as she used her power reserves to heal the wound. Brainiac then placed one individual egg inside the fluid of the pod. "The sex of the child will be dictated by the sperm we collect from Mon."
"I'm aware," Kara said not appreciating Brainiac's 5 condescension.
"Well, that was fun," Mon said giving Brainiac a test tube.
"Lucky bastard. I had to be cut open," Kara glared at him.
"Shall we proceed," Brainiac 5 asked permission.
"Sure, let's go," Kara said enthusiastically.
"I have the technology and skill to plant a fertilized egg into your womb for natural pregnancy," Brainiac 5 offered.
"That's a good one," Kara chuckled. "Oh, you were serious? Let me laugh harder," Kara laughed at him.
"Kara couldn't handle it anyway," Mon seconded.
"You trying to dare me into doing a natural pregnancy? You can go fuck yourself," Kara said to him.
"Too late, already did," Mon grinned.
"Perhaps the parents should insert the tube together," Brainiac 5 suggested giving them the tube.
"It better not be retarded," Kara glared at him.
"It better not be a girl," Mon glared back.
The two inserted the tube together into the pod. The computer then analyzed the moment of conception. "Congratulations, it's a female," Brainiac 5 announced.
"Nice," Kara said pleased.
"Damn...it," Mon said frustrated. "We're doing it again until you get it right."
"It's your sperm that determines it," Kara said obviously.
"Your egg determines which sperm gets in," Mon shot back.
"You are positively Medieval," Kara insulted.
"I can try to screen out XX chromosome carrying sperm," Brainiac 5 offered.
"No, if my heir wishes to be a man, he will have to work for it," Mon declared.
"Very well," Brainiac 5 said giving them another tube.
The two of them inserted the tube into the pod. "It's a male," Brainiac 5 reported.
"What are we going to name them?" Kara wondered.
"The boy will be named Mon, of course," Mon said obviously.
"No, that's too confusing. We're ending that bullshit with this generation," Kara refused.
"Then, I propose Kon for the boy and Mara for the girl," Mon said finally.
"I like it. Easy to remember," Kara agreed.
"With accelerated growth, they should be ready in four months," Brainiac 5 told them.
Four months later, Brainiac 5 emptied the pods of fluid and opened the pods so he could take the newborns out. Both of them had near-black hair and dark eyes. Kara carried Mara in her arms while Mon put Kon on a shelf. "Neither of them is blond or blue-eyed," Kara noted.
"Your hair and eye color are recessive," Brainiac 5 explained.
"When they're older they'll look like you," Mon predicted.
"My own little Insane monster," Kara said as she stared lovingly at Mara.
Three Years Later
Mon was in Super Insane mode as he trained in a gravity room constructed just for him. Under 300 times Earth's gravity, Mon punched and kicked as fast as he could. An eight-year-old looking Kon was struggling to even walk in the intense gravity.
"Why don't you be a dear and get your father another beer? This is a man's training level, after all," Mon condescended to him.
"Well, I'd rather go Super instead," Kon said and then ignited his own Super Insane powers. With the dramatic power level increase, Kon ran around the room like the gravity was nothing.
"What the fuck?" Mon wondered.
Kon started skipping around and doing flips in the room. "Son, when did you acquire this power?" Mon asked.
"You know how you taught me not to stare at the sun too long?" Kon said.
"Yes, of course," Mon replied.
"Well, one day, I decided to do it anyway and then I became Super," Kon said.
Mon glared at Kon filled with envy. He had trained hard and gone through excruciating pain with Kara and Rhea to achieve Super Insane mode. "Tell me, can Mara do it, too?"
"Yep," Kon answered as if it were nothing.
Mon gave Kon a pissed-off look to which Kon was oblivious to. "Which of you is stronger?" Mon asked.
"Well, I am by a little plus I can fly," Kon said.
"A little, huh? We'll have to fix that," Mon said to himself.
Meanwhile, Kara and Mara were sun-bathing on a giant solar panel the size of a city. The sun-blasted them with solar radiation but neither one of them could tan or get sunburned. Mara was asleep when suddenly her hair ignited becoming a bright gold. She continued to sleep even as she glowed.
"Really?" Kara smiled as she took off her sunglasses.
Four Years Later
Brainiac 5 called in Kara and Mon for a special meeting. "I believe I have developed a technology that will allow us to go back in time."
"This better not be a cruel joke," Kara said dangerously.
"The science is sound. I have built a prototype. We can go backward in time but not forward. I will use the prototype and come to the time you desire. If successful, I will shut myself down for a thousand years and then restart," Brainiac 5 said simply.
"What if you're destroyed?" Mon asked.
"This body is merely a tool. My true form is in cyberspace," Brainiac 5 assured him.
"If we're to go back in time to 2017, we should bring some Vindicators with us," Kara said.
"Which ones?" Brainiac 5 asked.
"The S-rank ones. Mon, go kidnap them and bring them here," Kara ordered.
"If we all go back to 2017, what will happen to this world we have built? It could fall back into chaos," Brainiac 5 said.
"Fuck it," Kara said.
Kara looked at herself in the mirror. "Do you think Alex will notice I'm older?"
"I have absolutely no information I can use to answer that question," Brainiac 5 replied. "However, I have developed a facial masque that can be programmed to make you appear as you were seven years ago."
Teenage Kon and Mara entered the laboratory and saw Brainiac 5's ship. "We going somewhere?" Kon wondered.
"To the past. We're going to see your Aunt Alex. Isn't that exciting?" Kara said to them.
"Not really," Kon said honestly.
"Pack your things. We're leaving soon," Kara said to them.
Just as the Vindicators were about to leave, a large ship-shaped as a cube approached Earth. "I am Granny Goodness and this planet now belongs to the dark lord, Grayven, son of Darkseid."
"Bring him here, so I can do what I couldn't do to his father," Kara smirked.
"You dare defy the Female Furies?" Granny said shocked.
"You're out of your league. I might just let you get to the surface, so I can personally beat your ass," Kara smiled.
"Don't underestimate the power of the Female Furies. We are immortal creatures, and we have been training for a thousand years for this moment," Granny said confidently.
"Well, in that case, I'll just blast you into space-dust," Kara said.
The Earth starship fleet went out to meet the Female Furies and fired energy beams and torpedoes at the cube-looking ship. "Finally, some real action," Kara said flying up into space.
As the Earth fleet and Female Furies fired against each other, Kara ignited into Prime mode. "Oh, fuck yes," Kara said as she accelerated towards the Female Fury ship and then went right through it at nearly the speed of light. The Female Fury ship exploded in a fireball.
Kara smiled amused at her success and then realized a smaller ship had exited the exploding cube. It approached Earth at fast speed and then activated a time distortion field. "Barney, what the fuck is going on?" Kara asked not wanting to get close to it.
"I am getting tachyon readings. They're trying to go back in time," Brainiac 5 reported.
"Wait, I remember that ship," Kara recalled and then fired heat vision at it. The ship disappeared before the heat vision could get to it.
"Well...shit," Kara realized.
Kara rushed to get back to the Hall of Justice. "When you go back to 2017, tell my younger self to avoid Grail's hands. One makes you sleep while the other kills you," Kara instructed Brainiac 5.
"I am aware of their abilities," Brainiac 5 replied.
"Wait, shouldn't our timeline have changed as soon as that ship went back in time?" Mon asked.
"In theory, it should have," Brainiac 5 said confused. He then noticed his prototype time machine was missing. Brainiac 5 quickly determined when the prototype had left.
"The prototype left before the Female Furies went back in time. The only explanation is whoever was in the prototype stopped the Female Furies from making any changes to the timeline," Brainiac 5 said.
"But who took the prototype?" Mon questioned.
"It would have to be a being of considerable power and skill," Brainiac 5 said.
"Hey, Kon and Mara, where are you?" Kara called out to them.
Brainiac 5 considered new information coming to him. "I've found them. They're dead," he said.
"What do you mean, they're dead?" Mon demanded of him.
"They died in late 2017 against a powerful Kryptonian," Brainiac 5 said vaguely.
"So, they went into the past?" Mon asked.
"Yes, the prototype worked, after all," Brainiac 5 realized.
"Where the fuck did those brats go to?" Kara wondered.
"They went back to 2017," Mon told her.
Kara gave Mon a haunted look. "I don't think either Kryptonians or Insane people can live for a thousand years."
"We'll find them, right?" Mon asked Brainiac 5.
"There is no guarantee, but I am confident we will be able to reach them since my prototype was indeed successful," Brainiac 5 said.
"Let's get moving then," Kara said urgently.
Kara, Mon, Brainiac 5, and several S-class Vindicators came on board the ship. "Alright, before we go on this most dangerous mission in which we could all die, I want to recite a verse to you all: For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil," Kara recited.
"Hell, yeah," Lightning Lad agreed.
"Alright, on three, Vindicators," Kara put her hand in as did all the others.
"One, two, three, Vindicators!" they all shouted.
Brainiac 5 made the calculations and then the ship disappeared. They then reappeared in the middle of nowhere where Metropolis should have been. The Vindicators went outside and looked around. "We are where we should be but we are 13,000 years in the past," Brainiac 5 announced.
"Well, that's odd," Brainiac 5 said as he looked over his datapad.
"Thirteen thousand years? You got to be shitting me?" Kara questioned.
"I am not shitting you," Brainiac 5 confirmed.
"You better fix this, right now," Kara said outraged.
"We can go backward but not forwards. To go forward would require the gravitational force of a black hole," Brainiac 5 said.
"Well, you better shit out a black hole, right now," Kara said to him.
"I have an idea. Your pods allow for cryo-sleep. I suggest that we all go into cryo-sleep and then wake up at the same time that the prototype arrives," Brainiac 5 suggested.
"Isn't sleeping for 12 thousand years a little dangerous?" Phantom Girl asked concernedly.
"Not at all," Brainiac 5 lied.
"Alright, everyone back on the ship. Brainiac 5 fucked it all up," Kara ordered.
"I'd like to see you invent a time machine," Brainiac 5 said resentfully.
"Bitch, I turn back time by rotating the Earth backward," Kara reminded him.
"That is scientifically ridiculous," Brainiac 5 doubted.
Over the thousands of years, the ship became encased in rock and then underwater. Little did they know, the clock on their ship had failed, delaying their awakening. A torpedo exploded near the ship deactivating Mon's pod. Awakening, Mon looked around and saw that everyone was still sleeping in their pods. He then checked for any damage reports and found minimal damage to the hull. He then checked the broken clock and found that he was still 12,000 years in the past.
"Computer: reactivate my pod," Mon ordered.
"Unable to comply: cryo-sleep is designed for one-time use," the computer said.
Mon considered deactivating Kara's pod to give him company but then thought better of it. She would never forgive him if he denied her access to her children. Looking around the ship, Mon considered what to do and found nothing.
"Well...shit," he realized.
Author's Notes: So, if you ever wondered what would happen if Kara went with Mon into that black hole, started a family, restarted civilization, and came back seven years later to the present, this is the fic for you. Vindicators come from Rick and Morty. If you knew Kon was Kara's son several episodes ago, good for you.