(Rated I for Immature)
On the Vindicator cruiser, the Vindicators were sleeping peacefully in their pods. That is, until, Kara's pod suddenly malfunctioned releasing her. The orange fluid drained out and the door to the capsule became unlocked. Kara stumbled out of the pod disoriented and confused. Her vision was blurry, her hair was soaked in orange goo, and she had the worst headache.
"Your pod experienced a critical malfunction," Brainiac 5 said to her as he became active again. His head lowered down onto his body with the help of several cables. He then stood up and approached her.
"What year is it?" Kara asked.
"It is 1918, one hundred years before scheduled," Brainiac 5 informed her.
"You've got to be shitting me. You fix this right now," Kara ordered.
"I will do all I can with our limited resources," Brainiac 5 promised.
"Even if I could live another hundred years, even if it were possible, I would be bored as fuck. You won't like me when I'm bored," Kara threatened.
"I understand your concern," Brainiac 5 assured her.
"Oh my God, what if I can't go back into cryo-sleep? I will be so old with wrinkles and white hair. I'll be such a cougar to Mon," Kara stressed out.
"I could open his pod as well. You would both most likely die before seeing your children though," Brainiac 5 offered.
"Yeah, fuck that. The kids need at least one parent to guide them through the 21st century," Kara rejected.
"That is surprisingly mature of you," Brainiac 5 observed.
"Fuck you, Barney. This is all your fault. First, you land us twelve thousand years off-target and now this," Kara criticized.
"You expect too much of me," Brainiac 5 said to her.
"I'm sorry. You're doing the best you can with this shitty situation. It's just that we're so close to getting them back," Kara said seriously.
"I will not fail you," Brainiac 5 promised her.
For the next few days, Kara watched movies on the hologram projector, played games on the computer, and read books from data-pads. All the while, Brainiac 5 worked continuously on the pod. "I am so bored," Kara said after she finished another Candy Crush level.
"May I suggest you use the teleporter and experience the outside world," Brainiac 5 suggested.
"Why not use a door?" Kara asked confused.
"The ship happens to be encased in solid rock. Geological processes over the last twelve thousand years have not been kind to us," Brainiac 5 told her.
"It just gets better and better," Kara said peeved.
"I have located three peculiar energy sources that are alien in nature beyond the technological capabilities of mankind at this time," Brainiac 5 said showing Kara a hologram globe identifying the three energy sources. One was located in the Atlantic Ocean, another in England, and another on a Greek island.
"I'll go to that one and check it out," Kara said curiously.
"I will contact you when the pod has been repaired," Brainiac 5 said to her. "Please do not undermine the current timeline."
"No promises," Kara grinned and then teleported away.
Wonder Girl
Kara materialized inside a stone dome structure guarded by a squad of Amazonians. As soon as she gathered her wits, she noticed a strange box on a stand. "Intruder!" the squad leader shouted.
"Where?" Kara wondered.
The Amazonians fired their arrows at her from all sides but they merely bounced off her black Supergirl suit. "Really?" Kara asked unimpressed.
The Amazonians then took out their swords and tried to slash her down. Their swords shattered as they impacted her. Kara blew on the Amazonians slamming them all against the walls. Amazonians guarding the halls then used large hammers to shattered wooden poles allowing stone slabs to come down trapping them all inside.
"I really think you all are overreacting a tad," Kara said and then punched a large hole through the dome structure.
A large Amazonian Calvary raced towards Kara's position. Hundreds of arrows were fired at her blocking out the very sun. Kara let them impact her and the ground around her. The Amazonian Calvary drew swords with Queen Hippolyta and General Antiope leading the charge. Kara rolled her eyes and then went Prime glowing brightly as they came closer. A sudden burst of energy blasted the Amazonians off their horses. Kara calmly walked up to the fallen Queen Hippolyta.
"I'm not an invader. I'm not here for your box. I'm only a tourist," Kara said to her.
"You speak ancient Greek," Queen Hippolyta realized.
"Yeah, Rosetta Stone is amazing," Kara said to her.
Queen Hippolyta looked over Kara's uniform. "This symbol. I have seen it before in our ancient cave paintings. What are you?"
"I'm a Kryptonian, and I'm of the same race as your ancient ancestors," Kara told her.
Queen Hippolyta addressed a crowd of Amazonians in an amphitheater. "According to legend, twenty thousand years ago, we were one race with the Atlanteans. In their greed for power, the Atlanteans and their city fell into the sea where they remain to this day. However, we were never made aware of our true origin until now. Our ancient ancestor is responsible for our long lives and our great power: The Kryptonians. They settled here, intermixed with the humans, and created both the Amazonians and the Atlanteans. Here, today, I present to you a Kryptonian in the flesh," Queen Hippolyta introduced her.
"Thanks for having me. I'll be here all week," Kara smiled at the amazed group.
"I thought we were created by the gods?" an Amazonian spoke up.
"I am basically a god," Kara said arrogantly.
"Let us put that to the test," Antiope said aggressively.
Kara took up a bow-and-arrow and shot perfectly at targets even as she herself was being shot at by observing Amazonians. Kara easily dodged a spear thrown at her. Three Amazonians then engaged Kara all at the same time. Kara blocked their swords with her own, knocked one down with her shield, tossed another using a lasso, and then disarmed the last one as she twirled the sword out of her hand.
"You are well-trained," Antiope admitted.
"In the future, you can plug yourself into the Matrix and learn anything you want instantly. Who knew that a course in Medieval weapons tactics would come in handy?" Kara smirked.
"Let us see if your knowledge exceeds my experience," Antiope challenged.
Kara blocked all of Antiope's sword attacks but was kicked to the gut by Antiope. "Harder," Antiope challenged.
"Now, you're speaking my language," Kara grinned.
Antiope dueled Kara furiously and managed to twirl the sword out of Kara's hand. She then went to strike at Kara but the sword shattered as it impacted. Kara lightly pushed Antiope to the ground. The other Amazonians attended to Antiope. "She is bleeding," one of them said.
Kara rolled her eyes in disbelief. "I'm sorry, alright. I'm so sorry you're all weak as fuck."
The Amazonians all glared at Kara. "What have I done?" Queen Hippolyta said regretfully.
Kara walked away from the Amazonian village and looked over the cliffs. In the sea were numerous islands. It was a true paradise. "Maybe, I can stick around here for a hundred years," Kara considered.
An airplane then penetrated the cloak barrier and descended rapidly towards the water. It was suffering from engine failure with smoke visibly coming out. Kara eyed the German World War I airplane and then saw the pilot. The plane crashed into the sea and the pilot was about to drown with it.
"Well...shit," Kara realized.
Kara flew over to the airplane, entered the water, and rescued the pilot bringing him back to the surface. Kara dragged his ass onto the shore. Steve Trevor coughed up water and stared at Kara. "Wow," he said amazed.
Kara detected his accent immediately. "You're an American."
"Do I look like one?" Steve asked wondering if his disguise was unconvincing. He was wearing a German officer's uniform. "Where are we?"
"A Greek island," Kara said vaguely.
"Well...no shit," Steve said getting up.
Kara then noticed German boats headed their way. "Alright, asshole, who are you?" she demanded.
"Steve Trevor, American Intelligence. The Germans are after me," he pointed them out.
"Don't worry about it. I got this," Kara said as her eyes glowed white.
"Ready your bows," Queen Hippolyta ordered her women. A platoon-sized element had fiery arrows aimed at the boats.
"On second thought, this could be really entertaining," Kara said refraining from intervening.
"They got guns, right?" Steve wondered.
"Nope," Kara smiled.
Kara watched dispassionately as Amazonians engaged the Germans in a fire-fight. The German boats were hit by dozens of arrows. Those that survived got onshore and were confronted by Amazonian warriors who had roped their way down the cliff. The Germans then got the better of the fight as they took down a squad of Amazonian warriors with their rifles. Queen Hippolyta and her Calvary rode onto the scene. They fired arrows and spears at the Germans while flipping off their horses for an epic sword kill.
"Why does it seem they're all fighting in slow motion?" Steve asked Kara.
"I don't know. I blame the producer," Kara said as she continued watching the fight.
As the fight continued, Antiope got in the way of a bullet intended for Queen Hippolyta. She fell in the sand mortally wounded. Kara casually walked up to the dying Antiope. "Why aren't you fighting on the side of your sisterhood?" Antiope asked her.
"I'm not into that feminist bullshit. Besides, it would be a shame if I denied you guys a decent fight. When was the last time you had a good fight?" Kara asked rhetorically.
"You are...the Godkiller," Antiope said to her as she passed away.
"Well...finally some respect," Kara agreed.
"You," Queen Hippolyta accused.
Kara pointed to herself. "Hey, I'm just a visitor, alright. I'm not here to take sides."
"We can do nothing to you. I acknowledge that. But we will make this man face judgment," Queen Hippolyta said angrily.
"What are you going to do? Whine me to death?" Steve asked.
"Good one," Kara said giving him a fist bump.
"How about we use the Lasso of Truth to extract everything he knows and then give him a sex-change?" an Amazonian warrior suggested pointing her sword at Steve's waist.
"Let's not be too hasty," Steve said hiding behind Kara. "I'm not one of these men."
"Then why do you wear their uniform?" she asked.
"That is a good question. What the fuck, man?" Kara asked him.
"I can't tell you that," Steve replied.
"What is your name?" another demanded.
"I can't tell you that, either," Steve told her.
"Steve, for God's sake, think about your dick," Kara told him.
"Loose lips sink ships," Steve refused.
"Speaking of which," Kara smirked as she fired heat vision at the German destroyer blasting it to pieces. What remained exploded in a bright fireball and sank.
Steve was placed in a gathering and forced to his knees with the Lasso of Truth around him. "I am Captain Steve Trevor, pilot, American Expeditionary Force, and a genuine bad-ass," he said. "That's all I am at liberty to say."
"What is your profession?" Queen Hippolyta asked.
"I am...a SPY!" he shouted like he had turrets.
"You will tell us everything...spy," Queen Hippolyta sneered.
After Steve had told them everything about the Germans creating deadly chemical weapons, Queen Hippolyta had a walk with her warriors. "We can't hold him forever. More men will come," one said.
"Not to butt in but maybe this is the work of Ares," Kara interjected.
The Amazonians gave her an impatient look. "We have suffered your mockery long enough. I think it is time for you to leave," Queen Hippolyta said annoyed.
"I'm being totally serious," Kara lied.
"Ares is the god of war, yes. But he is a myth just like all the other gods. He does not exist," Queen Hippolyta told her.
"What if you're wrong?" Kara asked knowingly.
Queen Hippolyta got in Kara's face. "You know something, don't you? You knew about this war. You know how it ends. You know if Ares is real or not."
"Maybe," Kara smiled amused.
"I don't like being fucked with," Queen Hippolyta glared at her. "Prepare Captain Steve Trevor...for the procedure," she ordered.
"Oh, shit," Kara giggled.
Steve smiled as he bathed in a hot-spring in an underground cave. "This is the life," he said enjoying himself.
Kara entered the cave and noticed Steve as he was getting out of the pool butt naked. "I didn't see you come in," Steve said sheepishly.
"You're not bad...for a human," Kara smirked as she looked down.
"I am above average," Steve agreed.
"Well, enjoy it while you still can," Kara said knowingly.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Steve wondered.
"They're going to give you a sex-change and make it so that you can never leave this island," Kara said simply.
"Are you shitting me?" Steve asked panicked.
"My dear sweet man, I'm here to help you. That's what I do. That's what I live for," Kara said as she got close to him.
"I'll admit I've been a nasty girl. They weren't kidding when they called me a bitch. But you'll find, I've mended all my ways and on the whole, I've been a saint," Kara told him.
"It's true I have powers, and I use them on behalf of the miserable, lonely, and pathetic. I can get you a girl, get you finally laid, and make you live for a thousand years," Kara said to him.
"That sounds like a sweet deal," Steve said honestly.
"We've yet to discuss the issue of payment," Kara said to him.
"I don't have anything," Steve admitted.
"I'm not asking much. Just a token, really, a trifle, you won't even miss it: Your dick," Kara said to him.
"Fuck no," Steve refused.
Kara shed her Supergirl uniform becoming as naked as him. "What's so interesting about that thing when you can play with breasts all day long, rub these nipples, and kiss feminine lips. This would be a man's paradise and all it takes is a little snip."
"I have the most awkward boner," Steve admitted.
"I know. I can help you get rid of that awkwardness for good," Kara offered.
"No way. I have a mission to get back to. I have to save lives. I have to kick ass for America," Steve said to her.
"You would deny all this...for America?" Kara wondered.
"Fuck yeah, I would," Steve told her.
"Oh my God, I have to save you...and your dick," Kara realized.
Kara flew Steve over to a boat on the coast of the island at night. "I'm leaving in that?" Steve asked looking upon the old sailboat.
"We're leaving," Kara corrected.
"But you can fly. Can't you just fly me to London?" Steve asked.
"Steve, I can't be doing everything for you. The journey is part of the adventure," Kara told him. "Don't tell me you don't know how to sail," she mocked.
"Of course, I know how to sail," Steve said offended.
"Then quit your bitching," Kara lectured him.
Amazonian warriors on horseback then charged them with Queen Hippolyta leading. "I'll deal with them," Kara told Steve.
Kara confronted Queen Hippolyta while Steve readied the sails on the boat. "You can't have his dick. It's mine," Kara told her.
"I know...or at least I know I can't stop you," Queen Hippolyta admitted.
"Obviously," Kara grinned.
Queen Hippolyta got off her horse. "These men you wish to help. They do not deserve you and that's saying a lot."
"I'm the hero they deserve, not the one they need," Kara recited.
"Today, you are my greatest joy," Queen Hippolyta said to her.
"Aw, that's so sweet," Kara smiled.
"Because you are leaving...hopefully for good," Queen Hippolyta said to her.
"Damn," Kara said feeling insulted as Queen Hippolyta walked away from her back to her horse.
On their slow journey to London, Kara and Steve had a little chat. "So, it would be really helpful if you flew me to London, so I could drop off this time-sensitive information. Maybe, you could help end the war and save millions of lives," Steve suggested.
"I'm not here for your war. My mission is only to kick ass on Ares," Kara said to him.
"Ares, the god of war," Steve realized.
"Those Amazonians are weak as fuck. Only I can defeat him," Kara said. "And once I do, the war will be over and the Germans will be good men again."
"Really?" Steve doubted.
"You'll see," Kara said confidently.
"Let me prepare a bed for you here," Steve said as he worked the other side of the ship.
"It's kind of cold, tonight. Maybe, we should share our warmth," Kara said stripping down to nothing.
"This is so out in the open," Steve said scandalized.
"No one can see us," Kara assured him.
"I don't know...," Steve said uncomfortably.
"You are so adorable. No man has ever been able to resist me," Kara said to him as she kissed him on the lips.
A few weeks later, a shell-shocked Steve finally sighted London. "Thank God," he said as he saw it. Kara was sound asleep until a ship horn rudely woke her up.
"Morning," Steve said to her as she looked over old London.
"Wow, it's even more shitty than in the future," Kara said unimpressed.
"Yeah, it's not for everybody," Steve agreed. "We got lucky and caught a ride."
"You see, that's putting your human ingenuity to work," Kara complimented him.
Kara and Steve walked the streets of London with Kara wearing a thick black coat to cover her Supergirl uniform. An old car model honked furiously as it went down the street. Kara didn't bother to move out of the way and was hit destroying the car's engine.
"Okay, let's move," Steve said freaked.
British officers complimented Kara as she went past them. "You men busy, tonight? Kara teased.
"No, ma'am," they grinned.
"Don't encourage them," Steve scolded as he took her away.
"Are you jealous, Steve?" Kara asked.
"For three weeks, you nearly killed me. You were like a howling demon. You frightened me," Steve said honestly.
Kara ignored him and noticed some East Indians walking by her. "Independence: It's not worth it. Don't do it," she told them.
Kara then turned to Steve. "To the war!"
"The war is actually that way, but we have to go this way first," Steve said.
"How come?" Kara asked bored.
"We have to get this notebook to my superiors," Steve said urgently.
"Well, I'm coming with you," Kara insisted. "We made a deal and a deal is a promise and a promise is unbreakable."
"Fuck me," Steve muttered. "Let's get you some clothes."
"Shopping?" Kara said brightly.
Steve and Kara entered the department store and met up with Etta, the secretary. "Thank God, you're not dead," she hugged him. She then turned to Kara. "He's been gone for weeks and no word. Very unlike him."
"I want you to know I had nothing to do with that," Kara told her.
"Of course not, silly. I'm Etta Candy," Etta introduced herself.
"Candy, huh?" Kara smirked. "I'm Kara Zor-El."
"Well, that's a name I've never heard before," Etta admitted.
"It's Greek," Steve said quickly. "Etta is my secretary."
"I've seen James Bond. I get it," Kara told him.
"So, we have our work cut out for us, don't we," Etta said looking at Kara's appearance.
Kara let the slight slide as she looked over the different outfits. "This keeps our tummies in," Etta said as Kara looked over a corset.
"Well, it must have failed with you," Kara mocked.
"That's a good one. You're a funny one, aren't you?" Etta said cheerfully. "Conservative but not un-fun," Etta pointed out a hideous brown outfit.
"I am all about that fun," Kara agreed. "But I'm more into darker colors."
"Try it on, at least," Steve suggested.
"Very well," Kara said about to strip.
"God damn, use the changing rooms," Steve pointed them out.
"Steve, we don't have time for this shit. People are dying out there," Kara said seriously.
"Do you listen to yourself?" Steve asked her.
Kara turned to an attendant. "I want to try on your outfits," she said to him.
"Which ones, ma'am," he asked politely.
"All of them," Kara ordered.
Kara took her time putting on different Victorian-era dresses having no intention of buying any of them. "We'll defeat the Germans with our principles," Etta said conversationally.
"Oh really?" Kara doubted.
"That's how we'll win the vote," Etta said not missing a beat.
"You don't want the vote, Etta. When only men vote, they vote for the interests of their entire family instead of their own selfish desires. If men and women are both able to vote, they may vote for different parties which will create discord and infighting within the family. Trust me, it's not worth it," Kara told her.
"Oh," Etta said stunned.
"Women bring about the end of the British Empire and introduce socialism. It's just a bad idea all around," Kara added.
"Is she done, yet?" Steve asked impatiently.
"She's on outfit number 226," Etta informed him.
"God damn," Steve muttered.
Kara came out of the changing room in a conservative black coat, white collared shirt, and hat. "The whole point was for her to look less distracting," Steve said peeved.
"Quit while you're ahead, Steve," Etta said exhaustedly.
Steve put glasses on Kara's face. "The whole glasses thing?" Kara rolled her eyes. Kara turned to a mirror. "I look like the hottest librarian that ever lived."
"Better," Steve allowed.
The two of them then left the department store with Kara holding a sword and shield in her hands. "Where did you get those?" Steve wondered.
"I don't have to explain myself," Kara said dismissively.
"Give those to Etta. You can't walk around with those," Steve hissed.
"Alright," Kara agreed, giving them to Etta. "Safeguard these with your life. They will be priceless antiques in the future."
"Take them to my office," Steve ordered her.
"Heavy," Etta said barely able to hold them.
"You could use the workout," Kara told her as she walked off.
Kara and Steve walked down the street towards a government building. "You're being followed, FYI," Kara said unconcernedly.
"Shit," Steve said looking around everywhere. He then pulled them into an alley.
A German spy then pointed a revolver at his head. "Situational awareness," Kara chided Steve.
"You have something that belongs to General Ludendorff, Dr. Maru's notebook," the German spy said to Steve. Three others also arrived surrounding them.
"Perhaps isolating ourselves away from the public was a bad idea," Kara said to Steve.
"Where did I put it?" Steve asked himself as he searched his coat. He then head-butted the German spy. A second spy fired his revolver at Steve. Kara moved fast catching the bullet with her hand. She then deflected the bullets from all the spies as they all fired at once shielding Steve. She then gave them all a beat down killing them all. Steve punched the last spy to the face knocking him out. Steve hissed as he hurt his hand.
Kara smiled at him and then used her heat vision to incinerate the bodies. "Wait, they could have had valuable Intel," Steve protested.
"They all had cyanide pills in their mouths," Kara told him.
"Is there anything else you want to show me?" Steve asked.
"You know how this works. It's all about the slow reveal," Kara said.
The two finally made it to the government building. "Stay here. I'll be right back," Steve said as he opened the door to a Parliamentary meeting.
"Yeah, fuck that," Kara said barging in.
"Gentlemen, the sad truth is that the majority don't even know what they're fighting for," Sir Patrick said to the crowded room.
"Horseshit!" the Opposition leader doubted.
"Germany is an immensely proud nation and will never surrender," Sir Patrick continued.
"Your father is a Hun and your mother is a jackal," the Opposition leader declared. Others shouted "Here, here," in agreement.
"Now, the only way to end this war...," Sir Patrick said.
"We should make Germany pay reparations they'll never be able to pay back, reduce their territory, and end their Monarchy they have had for centuries. We need to really put their nose in the shit, am I right, boys?" the Opposition leader said.
"Fuck yeah!" many agreed.
"I have to talk to you outside," Steve said to a British Colonel.
"And restore world peace, to negotiate an armistice," Sir Patrick argued.
"We don't restore world peace. We kick ass. You speak like a homosexual," the Opposition leader said to the agreement of many.
"There's a woman in here. What the fuck?" the Opposition leader wondered.
"Um," Sir Patrick said surprised himself.
"What is she doing here? Get her out," the Colonel ordered Steve.
"Blind sister, got lost on her way to the bathroom. Really sorry," Steve said escorting Kara out.
"You are so fucking dead," Kara glared at him.
"Sorry, guys," Steve said bringing her out of the room.
"Our only aim, at this time, is to achieve peace...at any cost," Sir Patrick concluded.
"You sound like a woman. Maybe, you should go out with her as well," the Opposition leader suggested.
Outside the council chambers, Colonel Darnell met up with Steve and Kara. "Captain Trevor, what were you thinking, bringing a woman into the council chambers?" he asked astounded.
"Still here, asshole," Kara said peeved.
"The Intel I brought back is time-sensitive," Steve said eyeing Kara. "This is one of Dr. Maru's notebooks. We need to get it to Cryptography, and I need an immediate audience with the generals"
"You can't just barge in like this. You have to fill out the proper paperwork, first," Col. Darnell said obviously.
"This could change the course of the war," Steve insisted.
"Captain Trevor, I thought we had missed you on your last mission, yet here you are brought back from the dead," Sir Patrick interrupted.
"Coming back from the dead is super-easy, barely an inconvenience," Kara said knowingly.
"And I see you've brought a little friend with you," Sir Patrick said condescendingly.
"A friend with benefits," Kara smiled.
"Our deepest apologies for the interruption, Sir," Col. Darnell groveled.
"Speak for yourself," Kara said annoyed.
"It is true then. America is the only society that went from barbarism to debauchery while skipping civilization in between," Col Darnell said to her.
"Your little island can fit inside Alabama," Kara shot back.
"The British Empire covers a quarter of the world's land," Col. Darnell said proudly.
"Take away Canada and Australia, and it's half that much," Kara said dismissively.
"We also govern over a quarter of the world's inhabitants," Col. Darnell argued.
"Of which, three quarters come from India. You just appoint some local to take charge and then collect the taxes," Kara rolled her eyes.
"Your president is a lying, racist, xenophobic, cripple," Col. Darnell pointed out.
"That's fair," Kara allowed. "I just hope you live to see the day when your king abdicates in disgrace for marrying an American...double...divorced...actress," Kara said slowly for emphasis. "And also endorses fascism," she added for good measure.
"Impossible. How dare you mock the Crown!" Col. Darnell said outraged.
"It's alright. Prince Charles will set the Monarchy straight. Oh, wait, no he won't," Kara mocked.
"Gentlemen, thanks to this woman, I was able to get the room quiet enough for me to get a few words in," Sir Patrick said ending the tension. "Sir Patrick Morgan, at your service."
"Kara Zor-El of Krypton," Kara replied.
"Krypton?" Sir Patrick wondered.
"It's a small town in Kansas," Steve said quickly. "She helped me bring this notebook back. It's from Dr. Maru's lab," Steve said. "It could change the course of the war."
"My God, Dr. Poison, herself," Sir Patrick looked over the notebook.
In the war room, General Haig was impatient for a translation. "Do we have any Intel from Cryptography?" he asked.
"Sadly not, Sir. It seems to be a mixture of two languages, but as of yet, failed to determine which two languages," Colonel Darnell replied.
"It's Ottoman and Sumerian," Kara said obviously.
"You knew this the entire time? Who is this woman?" Gen. Haig asked.
"She's my secretary," Steve said vaguely.
"And she can read Ottoman and Sumerian?" Gen. Haig doubted.
"She's a very good secretary," Steve replied.
"See her out," Gen. Haig said dismissively.
"Sir, if she can read it, shouldn't we give her a chance?" Col. Darnell pointed out.
"Yes, very well, whatever," Gen. Haig said not giving a shit.
"It's a formula for a new kind of gas. Mustard gas, hydrogen-based, instead of sulfur. Your gas masks won't be able to block it out. You're fucked," Kara said amused.
"Hydrogen-based, that sounds like bullshit," Gen. Haig doubted.
"Hey, that's my line," Kara smirked. "They plan to release the gas on the front."
"Well...no shit," Col. Darnell said not surprised.
"We have to find out where they're making that gas and destroy it," Steve said forcefully.
"Does the notebook provide the means to make this gas?" Gen. Haig asked.
"Yep, it will be super-easy, barely an inconvenience to replicate," Kara said.
"Then, we should make even more than the Germans to deter them," Gen. Haig said.
"It's amusing to me how you keep making the same horrible mistakes over and over again," Kara mocked.
"Sir, I have seen that gas in action. It will kill everyone on both sides. They will all die," Steve argued.
"That's what soldiers do, Captain. They die," Gen. Haig said.
"Damn, that's cold," Kara smiled.
"Send me in with some logistical support. I will take out Ludendorff's operation, myself," Steve suggested.
"Are you insane?" Gen. Haig asked incredulously.
"I just might be," Steve said wide-eyed. Kara eyed Steve with a pleased expression on her face.
"I can't introduce rogue elements onto the battlefield this late in the game," Gen. Haig shot down.
"The armistice is of paramount importance," Sir. Patrick seconded.
"Captain, you will do nothing and that is an order. We can use this notebook later to use against the Germans when the treaty is signed," Gen. Haig said.
"Well, okay then," Steve agreed.
"Nice meeting you all," Kara said sweetly as they exited the room.
Kara and Steve casually walked down the stairs to the ground level. "So, you going take that lying down like a bitch?" Kara asked Steve.
"Wait...you know how this all ends. Are you trying to get me killed?" Steve asked.
"I'm trying to make you a hero," Kara told him.
"Will I be remembered forever as a hero if I disobey orders and risk ending this armistice?" Steve asked.
"Fuck yeah," Kara confirmed.
"Okay, we're going, but we need a team," Steve said enthusiastically.
Steve took Kara to a bar where they found Moroccan actor Sameer trying to seduce several British soldiers. Unfortunately for him, they were all straight. "Hey, Sultan, I need to talk to you for a moment," Steve called him over.
"You bugger, I have been greasing those peacocks all night and you fucked it all up," Sameer said displeased.
"You had no chance in hell of scoring," Steve told him.
"Oh my goodness, you're a work of art," Sameer said of Kara suddenly noticing her.
"I'm also a person," Kara informed him.
"Sameer, Kara, Kara, Sameer," Steve introduced them.
"You can call me Sammy," Sameer said to her.
"Maybe," Kara said uncommittedly.
"Sameer is a deep undercover man. He can talk his way through anything. He knows as many languages as you do," Steve said.
"Oh really?" Kara doubted. "You look weak and pathetic to me," Kara said in Spanish.
"Everyone is compared to you," Sameer replied back in Spanish.
"Your eyes look like you want a man," Kara said in Mandarin.
"I know Chinese, too, tricky girl," Sameer smirked.
"But can you suck Soc's dick?" Kara asked in Ancient Greek.
"I don't fuck the dead," he replied back.
"Where's Charlie?" Steve interrupted their exchange.
"He's over there getting his ass kicked," Sameer pointed him out. The three of them passively watched as Charlie got a solid beat down. Charlie finally fell to the floor knocked out.
Moments later, Charlie was put in a chair with a shot glass in front of him. "Steven, good to see you," Charlie smiled.
"What were you fighting about?" Kara asked.
"I mistook his glass for mine. It happens," Charlie excused.
"Whenever I do it, I just get creepy sex stares," Kara said disappointedly.
"Charlie is an expert marksman," Steve said to Kara.
"They never know what hit them," Charlie boasted.
"Nice," Kara approved.
"What's the job, boss?" Sameer asked.
"We're going into hostile territory in Belgium and blowing shit up," Steve said bluntly.
"What's the pay?" Sameer asked.
"The pay is knowing you saved the children," Steve said.
"Fuck this," Charlie said about to get up.
Kara placed a few diamonds on the table keeping them both in their seats. "You've had those this entire time?" Steve asked incredulously.
"I'm coming with you. Do we have a deal?" Kara asked.
"I'm not going to get myself killed trying to save a lass," Charlie objected.
Kara put her hand on the table. Charlie smugly took her hand but was immediately thrown down to the floor. "Where did you find this woman?" Sameer said stunned.
"Long story," Steve said not surprised.
"You American? We don't take kindly to your folk around here," a drunk Englishman said to them and pulled out a revolver.
Kara was on him in a flash forcing the revolver out of his hand and then tossing him across the room. "I'm both frightened and aroused," Sameer confessed.
"You and me both, Sammy," Steve agreed.
"I am invincible and all-powerful. You won't have to worry about me," Kara assured the group.
"Then what are we waiting for?" Charlie said enthusiastically.
Kara, Steve, Sameer, and Charlie headed to the train station. "Could you maybe fly us over there?" Steve asked her.
"Nope," Kara refused.
Getting off the train, they then got on a boat and ended up in Belgium. "I hope we're not too late. Chief is expecting us," Steve said eyeing Kara.
"Chief?" Kara wondered.
"He's a smuggler," Steve explained as they went past large swaths of severely injured British soldiers.
"Nice. I hope he can get me some Bavarian chocolate," Kara said optimistically.
"What the fuck?" Steve asked stunned by her attitude.
"From your point of view, this is all very tragic but from my point of view you're all already dead," Kara told him.
"Very morbid," Steve muttered.
They then spotted Chief Napi on a tugboat and took off to the shore away from everyone.
That night, Napi made a fire for all of them. "You're late," he said annoyed to Steve but then greeted the others warmly.
"And who is this?" Napi asked.
"She's a space-alien," Steve said vaguely.
"I'm Kara," Kara introduced herself.
"Where did you find her?" Napi asked.
"She found me," Steve replied.
"You got some Bavarian chocolate?" Kara asked him.
"Of course, I do," Napi smiled.
"I want it all," Kara said wide-eyed and then gave him a diamond.
The four of them enjoyed tea, beer, and passed out the ammunition while Kara ate her chocolate. As it became dark, only Kara and Napi were still awake. "So, who do you fight for in this war?" Kara asked.
"I don't fight. I profit," he replied.
"Nice," Kara approved.
"I have nowhere else to go. My people's land was taken away by the White Devil," Napi said sadly.
"You know, in the future, your people are celebrated with sports teams, school names, cities and towns, films and novels, and museums across the country," Kara told him.
"No bullshit?" Napi hoped.
"No bullshit," Kara nodded.
"Will we ever get our land back?" he asked.
"Fuck no," Kara shook her head.
"Damn," Napi said disappointedly.
"I have to ask, do you find the term 'Redskins' offensive?" Kara asked delicately.
"Not really. The red is not the color of our skin but the color of a pigment we put on our bodies during religious ceremonies. What's strange to me is the White Man wanting to be called a cowboy. Sounds like someone who is in love with a cow, maybe even fucks one out on the prairie," Napi said.
"Very true," Kara allowed.
"When the White Man is offensive to us, we don't try to censor them or shame them into silence. We just let them say whatever ignorant shit they want and then we talk shit right back at them. Words do not harm anyone. Silence does," Napi said.
"You're so wise, Chief," Kara said profoundly moved.
"That's why my name is Napi. It means 'old man'," Napi smiled.
Kara and her team walked down the Belgium roads towards the front. As they did, they saw wagons stuck in the mud. "You going to help them?" Steve asked.
"Nope, stop asking," Kara replied.
"It just seems like you could prevent a lot of suffering," Steve said.
"I have to preserve the space-time continuum," Kara told him.
"I don't even know what that means, but it sounds like bullshit," Steve doubted.
The team went through the ruins of a town and finally made their way to the front. "So, where are the Germans?" Kara asked excitedly.
"A few hundred yards across that field," Steve pointed out.
"Please help me. They've taken everything from us. Our homes, food, the ones that couldn't escape were made into slaves," a woman said holding her young child.
"What is the name of your village?" Kara asked.
"Vled, over there," she pointed out.
"I say we go there in the name of America," Kara said to the group.
"No, we stay on mission," Steve insisted.
"If we cross this field, it will cut our travel time in half," Kara said.
"That's No Man's Land. Nothing that goes across that field survives," Steve reminded her.
"What if that wasn't a problem?" Kara asked him.
"Then, yeah, sure, we could go to Vled and help some people," Steve shrugged.
Kara gave the poor woman a diamond. "You'll be home this night," Kara told her.
"Thank you," the poor woman said gratefully.
Kara nodded sadly and then leaped up out of the trench. She cast her coat off revealing her black Supergirl uniform. Looking across the field with her super-vision, she stared down the German army. "Holy shit," Steve said as she casually walked forward.
"I'm going to give these Huns a heavy dose of freedom," Kara smiled.
The Germans immediately fired mortar shells at her missing completely. A bullet went straight for her and impacted her eye. The smashed bullet fell to the ground. Kara smirked amused by their petty attempts to take her down.
Kara ran across the field with mortar shells exploding around her and rifle fire occasionally hitting her. The Germans then fired their machine guns at her. The bullets merely bounced off her as they impacted. The Germans kept it up firing everything they had at her without result. Finally, they ran out of ammunition and had to scurry to get more.
Steve fired off a shotgun taking out a few, Napi threw a grenade into the trench taking out a squad, and Charlie sniped a machine-gunner. Kara smiled upon seeing them help out even if it was completely unnecessary.
"You guys, done? Alright, I just wanted to make sure," Kara grinned as she let loose heat vision on the trench.
The heat vision incinerated everyone in the trench as it went from one side of the field to the other. Soldiers screamed in terror as they tried to escape the fast-moving beam only to be vaporized. Within seconds, the entire German trench line was on fire. Men were wandering around while on flames. Mortar shells and ammunition boxes exploded from the extreme heat.
Allied soldiers then ran across the field and took over the scorched trenches. Kara then leaped into the village and scanned the buildings for remaining German soldiers. Steve, Charlie, Napi, and Sameer took cover behind a wall as Kara looked around.
"Stay here. I'll be back," Kara said to the others.
Kara casually walked into the village and was hit with a grenade. She was then fired upon by a machine gunner nest on the second floor of a brick building. Kara fired her heat vision at the machine-gun nest destroying it and killing the gunner. She then punched through the building and found a squad of German soldiers inside.
"You know, I almost feel sorry for you," Kara said as she quickly swatted all of them down. Kara charged through another room and took down another squad of German soldiers. They all did what they could, shooting at her, stabbing at her, and using any object in the room they could to smash on her. Nothing worked as they were all beaten down. Kara then punched the last German out the window and began running across the rooftop.
Steve, Charlie, Napi, and Sameer went around the buildings to clear them doing the best they could. Kara dropped down into the village square and rapidly swat down each of the German soldiers. An armored car fired on her with its machine-gun and cannon. Kara punched the armored car stunning the occupants inside and then threw it on its side disabling it. Steve, Charlie, Napi, and Sameer then reached Kara and fired on the remaining Germans. Kara quickly caught or deflected bullets away from her team but made no move against the Germans. Eventually, her team took out the remaining German squad.
"Good work, team," Kara said to them all.
A sniper then shot a villager dead. "Well...shit," Kara realized.
Kara stayed out in the open allowing herself to be shot rather than the villagers around them. With her vision, she was able to easily find the sniper. Her team took cover with Charlie taking aim. Despite having a good shot, Charlie was struggling to shoot.
"Waiting on you, Charlie," Kara said annoyed as she was shot every few seconds.
Charlie finally got the nerve and shot the sniper. The bullet went through his scope and into his eye. The villagers came out and cheered Kara and her team. They praised and applauded her as they got closer to her.
"You give me far too little credit," Kara said to them all.
Kara and her team took a photograph together. "Yeah, this isn't going to bite me in the ass later," Kara muttered as the photograph was taken.
"For all his talk of shooting, he nearly bitched out," Kara said Sareem.
"Not everyone gets to be what they want to be all the time," Sareem excused.
"Well...except me. I'm awesome 24/7," Kara said.
"I was an actor. I love acting. I didn't want to be a soldier. Everyone is fighting their own battle," he explained.
"Well...isn't that the God damn truth," Kara said sadly and turned away from everyone.
That night, Steve and Kara watched as the villagers of Vled danced in the streets. "General Ludendorff will be at a gala not too far from here. If you capture him, he could lead you to the location of his gas-making factory," Kara said to him.
"You've known that this entire time?" Steve asked dumbfounded.
"Don't be salty. I was never supposed to be here. Everything I do for you is extra credit," Kara reminded him.
"Someone once told me that with great power comes great responsibility," Steve said.
"So, I'm a slave to the world, to the galaxy? I didn't ask for this power. I would have rather had my planet, my parents, and lived a simple life. When does my burden end?" Kara asked.
"With death," Steve replied bluntly.
"I'm not perfect, Steve," Kara said to him.
"I've noticed, believe me," Steve said finishing his beer.
"What will you do after the war?" Kara asked him.
"Go back home, get married, have kids, and work until I die," Steve figured.
"You're a good man, Steve. I want to make these next few days we have together to be fun," Kara smiled at him. "Let's dance."
Steve reluctantly danced with Kara. "Do they have dancing in the future?" he asked.
"Yes, but it's more like grinding. We can do what they're doing," Kara said pointing to the crowd.
"How's this?" Steve asked as they swayed.
"You're not close enough," Kara said to him.
"If this crowd wasn't here, I would strip you down and have my way with you," Steve told her.
"Don't tease," Kara smiled.
"I'm totally serious," Steve said.
They were then interrupted by Charlie's horrible singing. "I haven't heard him sing in years," Steve remarked.
"Probably for the best," Kara said.
"Probably," Steve agreed.
"Let's go somewhere where we can't hear him," Kara suggested.
"Okay," Steve agreed.
The two found a room on the upper floor of a random building and made sweet love shocking the Flemish occupants below.
The next morning, the team readied the horses. "The villagers gave them to us," Sameer said pleased.
"They called us heroes," Napi said thoughtfully.
"Actually, I paid for them, and I paid them to say that," Kara smirked as she arrived.
"Fellas, I don't even know if I can ride a horse. I feel so sore right now," Steve admitted.
"What happened to you, last night? It was like you were gone," Charlie asked alarmed.
"We went to an upstairs room and had a few kisses is all," Kara said.
"We did more than that," Steve told them.
"I am as innocent as a doe, a pure virgin," Kara said.
"Yeah, bullshit," Steve said under his breath. "Let's move. We have to get to that gala."
Kara and the team casually rode horses through the forest on their way to the gala. As they did, they discussed Kara's outlandish claims about the Amazonians, some of which were true. "I can hear you way back there," Kara reminded them of her super-hearing.
Upon reaching the castle, they stood in the wood-line to scout it out. "I see a couple of guards at the entrance," Charlie said using his scope.
Kara knew the same thing but let him do his thing. "Yeah, it won't look suspicious at all if I come in on foot," Steve muttered.
"I could get in," Kara yawned.
"It's too risky. You're too distracting with your blond hair, perfect breasts, hour-glass figure, and slim legs," Steve said to her.
"I know you're playing me, but you're right," Kara grinned.
Napi then nonchalantly came up to him in an expensive car. "Can I drive it? I want to be your chauffeur," Sameer volunteered.
"Why can't I drive it? I got it," Napi asked.
"Because an Indian has no business driving that car here," Sameer said obviously.
"Fuck me, right?" Napi said offended.
"Stay put," Steve said to the others and got in the car with Sameer.
Sameer and Steve drove up to the gate and were stopped by the guards. "No invitation, no entrance, Sir," the guards told Steve.
"Well...shit," Steve realized.
Meanwhile, Kara found an aristocrat woman wandering off from her car. "What are you supposed to be?" she asked of Kara.
"I need your dress, your shoes, and your car," Kara told her.
"You didn't say please," the woman replied sarcastically.
Kara merely smiled.
Kara entered the gala wearing the aristocrat's blue dress. She walked straight towards Gen. Ludendorff and quickly found herself in his arms on the dance floor. "Enjoying the party?" he asked her.
"I always find my epic failure amusing," Kara mocked.
"Failure? Victory is at hand," Ludendorff said confidently.
"Oh really?" Kara doubted. "What about the armistice?"
"It won't last. We will soon have endless war," Ludendorff said.
"Fingers crossed," Kara smiled.
"The ancient Greeks understood that war was a god. A god that requires human sacrifices. And in exchange, war gives man purpose, meaning, a chance to rise above his petty mortal self, and be courageous, noble, better!" Ludendorff said enthusiastically.
"What you have just said was so pure, so correct, and so passionate that it makes me almost overlook the fact that you're fat, old, and an asshole," Kara said to him.
"Herr, general," an officer interrupted them.
"Enjoy the fireworks," Ludendorff sneered at her and then walked off.
Kara stepped out and joined the crowd sitting on a porch. The castle cannons then fired off several shells into the distance. "Well...shit," Kara said as she finished her drink.
Kara exited the castle and threw her dress away into the forest revealing her Supergirl uniform. "That village we saved just got gassed. Everyone's dead," Kara informed them.
"You knew this would happen, didn't you?" Steve accused.
"I'm a little rusty on my history when it comes to each and every village in this war," Kara rolled her eyes.
"Everything we did was for nothing!" Steve raged.
"I thought we had fun, last night. Didn't we all? And that's what matters," Kara said to them all.
"No, lives matter. The world doesn't revolve around you being entertained," Steve lectured.
"It's not like any of you could have stopped it," Kara said dismissively.
"We need to track Ludendorff to the gas," Sameer reminded them.
"I know how," Napi said.
"You're going to follow his tracks, aren't you?" Kara asked excitedly.
"Really?" Napi asked dismayed.
"How do you track people?" Charlie wondered.
"I let the spirit of the forest tell me," Napi said vaguely
"You guys find the gas. I'm going to kill Ludendorff," Kara said to them and then flew off at fast speed.
Kara flew straight for the guard tower ripping the door off and throwing the radioman off the tower. "What a surprise. Very queer. Unfortunately, I have another matter to attend to," Ludendorff said and then shot at her.
Kara didn't even bother to dodge it. "What are you?" Ludendorff wondered.
"You will soon find out," Kara smirked.
Ludendorff turned away from her, so he could snort up some PCP. Energized, Ludendorff shouted at Kara and began tossing objects at her from within the guard tower. Kara merely let the objects hit her. Ludendorff then fought her hand-to-hand only for him to break his wrists and elbows. Not yet feeling the pain, Ludendorff went over to get a rifle. Kara merely chopped the rifle in half before he could fire it. Kara then pushed him to the floor. Ludendorff then took a sword only for it to shatter as it hit her. Kara chopped Ludendorff to the shoulder breaking his arm and tossing him out of the guard room against the tower railings. Ludendorff scrambled to get to his feet and climb on top of the roof. Kara tracked his movements with her X-ray vision.
"I am Kara Zor-El of Krypton, daughter of Alura, and wrecker of your shit," Kara said to him and then leaped through the roof tossing Ludendorff up into the air. Kara flew up and swatted him back down to the roof.
"In the name of all that is good in this world, America, I hereby declare your ass thoroughly kicked," Kara said to him. She then slammed her fist down on his chest breaking his sternum and stopping his heart killing him instantly.
Kara stepped back from Ludendorff confused. "Honestly, I was expecting more," she said disappointedly. She then noticed German soldiers working as usual.
"Kara!" Steve shouted after her as he entered the wrecked guard tower. He then went outside the room and found Kara still on the roof.
"I killed his ass," Kara said to him.
"We have to stop the gas. Let's move," Steve said to her.
"No, all of this should have stopped. I killed the god of war. When you kill the god of war, mankind is supposed to be gentle and nice to each other. The fighting should have stopped. Why are they still doing this?" Kara asked him.
"I don't know," Steve admitted.
"Ares is dead. Explain this shit," Kara demanded.
"Maybe people aren't always good, Ares or no Ares. Maybe, the Germans are just naturally assholes. Maybe, it's who they are. We, Americans, are dicks, alright. I'm not afraid to admit it. You know, sometimes we fuck too much or fuck when it's not appropriate. But you know what? Dicks also fuck assholes and these Germans down there are assholes. And if we don't stop them, the whole world is going to be covered in shit," Steve told her.
Kara smiled and embraced him. "I was just fucking with you. Did you really think I was that naive?"
"For a moment there, yes, I actually did," Steve said honestly.
"Fuck you, Steve. What's the plan?" Kara asked.
"I was hoping you could use your magic eyes to destroy the whole base," Steve said.
"If I do that, all that gas is going to be released into the air," Kara said.
"Okay, can you punch all those Germans to death?" Steve asked.
Kara eyed the guard room. "Unfortunately, I have to deal with the real Ares. You're on your own. I know you can do it," Kara said to him.
Steve noticed Sir Patrick in the guard room. "Holy shit," he realized.
"Yeah," Kara nodded.
Steve quickly got down from the guard tower leaving Kara alone with Ares. "So...how can I help you?" she asked condescendingly.
"You were right, Kara. They don't deserve our help," Ares said.
"I'm the hero they deserve, not the one they need," Kara smirked.
"They only deserve destruction," Ares said.
"Oh really?" Kara asked skeptically.
"I'm not what you thought I was," Ares smiled.
"You as a British mustache-twirling bureaucrat? No, you certainly fooled me," Kara admitted.
"I'm not your enemy, Kara," Ares said to her.
"The enemy of my friend is my enemy, am I right?" Kara smiled menacingly.
"I am the only one that truly knows you and who truly knows them. They have always been and always will be weak, cruel, selfish, and capable of the greatest horrors. All I ever wanted was for the gods to see how evil mankind truly was. But they refused, so I destroyed them," Ares said.
"If you thought humanity was bad, wait until you get a good look at me," Kara said.
"Godkiller," Ares identified her.
"Well, finally some respect," Kara agreed.
"Only a god can kill another god," Ares said to her.
"I know, right?" Kara agreed.
"I am not the god of war, Kara. I am the god of truth. Mankind stole this world from us. They ruined it day-by-day. And I, the only one wise enough to see it, was left too weak to stop them. All these years, I have struggled alone, whispering in their ears ideas, the inspiration for formulas, weapons, but I don't make them use them. They start these wars on their own," he said.
"You're coming off weak as fuck, you know that? Too weak to defeat humanity? Please," Kara scoffed.
"I have orchestrated an armistice I know they cannot keep in the hope they will destroy themselves," Ares said.
"I have a newsflash for you. It didn't. In a century, humanity will reach over seven billion people. No amount of war is going to stop them from overwhelming the planet. You failed utterly and completely to accomplish your stated mission," Kara critiqued.
"When I first saw you, I was going to crush you," Ares told her.
"Tall order," Kara scoffed.
"But I knew that if I could get you to see what the other gods could not, then you would join me, and with our powers combined, we could finally end all the pain, all the suffering, the destruction they bring. And we could return this world to the paradise it was before them," Ares said to her.
"Yeah, I'm not really into that environmental bullshit. You see, I'm an American. I eat steak, I drive a hummer, I use plastic bags, I drink soda with a straw, and I don't give a fuck what the rest of the world thinks about me," Kara said.
"You're an even greater threat to this world than the humans," Ares realized.
"Well...no shit," Kara agreed.
"My dear, I don't want to fight you," Ares said.
"That makes one of us," Kara smirked.
"But if I must," Ares threatened as he unleashed an energy surge that blasted the guard tower apart. Kara landed gracefully on the pavement as Ares floated down. Using his telekinetic powers, he threw pieces of debris at Kara. They all shattered as they impacted her.
Kara fired heat vision beams at Ares, but they faded to nothing before reaching him. Kara shot towards Ares for a killer punch. Ares uplifted the pavement and then slammed it on top of her. Kara punched through the pavement and then slammed into Ares' shoulder sending him to the ground. Ares quickly recovered, tore open boxes containing grenades, and then threw them at a large stash of shells creating a massive explosion around her.
Steve ran up to Kara as she calmly walked out of the fire. "Kara, I have to go," he said to her.
"I know, Steve," Kara said sadly.
"I can save today. You can save tomorrow. I wish we had more time. I love you," Steve said to her.
"I...like you, too, Steve," Kara said awkwardly.
"Wait...what?" Steve wondered.
"Truth be told, I'm already married," Kara admitted.
"What the fuck?" Steve asked incredulously.
"You don't want me, Steve. I'm a crazy bitch," Kara told him.
"That's what I love about you, Kara," Steve said to her.
"Look, you go complete your mission and maybe I'll think about staying in this time with you," Kara said to him.
"So, there's still a chance," Steve said motivated. "I'm going to take that plane and land it in Allied territory."
"I'll find you," Kara assured him.
Kara frowned as he ran off and then focused on Ares who was transforming. The pieces of scrap metal on the ground became his battle armor. Ares used his two fingers to carve eye and mouth holes in his spiky helmet. "Let's see what kind of god you really are," Ares said to her as he formed two swords in his hands.
Meanwhile, Napi exploded an entire warehouse with his charges while Charlie sniped fools left and right. Kara playfully kept Ares at bay. Finally, she punched a hole through Ares' gut dropping him. Kara eyed Steve's plane filled with gas and fired heat vision at it destroying it completely.
"That man was trying to keep that gas away from civilians, and you killed him," Ares said of Kara as he clutched his gut.
"You're on the verge of making me feel bad," Kara said coldly.
A vehicle swerved all over the pavement and finally crashed in front of them. Dr. Maru came out of the vehicle and gave Kara a look of fear. The mask over her face had disappeared from the crash revealing her scarred face. "Will you show mercy towards her, Kara?" Ares mocked.
Kara took hold of a tank and slammed it down on Dr. Maru killing her instantly. Kara then turned to the fallen Ares. "They're everything you say and more. I agree with every word you've said."
"But...you're still an asshole," Kara said to him.
"Lies!" Ares shouted as he flung a dozen sword blades at her.
Kara went Prime briefly and watched the blades disintegrate before they could even reach her. She then let loose a surge of energy that threw Ares back. He fell to the pavement with his helmet coming off. "They do not deserve your protection," Ares said to her.
"You do not deserve my pity," Kara told him.
"Then I will destroy you!" Ares shouted firing lightning at her.
Kara blocked the lightning with her heat vision and quickly overpowered him blasting a hole through his torso. Kara casually walked over to him as he lay broken. "I can't kill you, because you're an immortal god, and you can't kill me, because you're weak as fuck. Don't worry though. I'm going to give you a hundred years to train. Next time we meet, you better bring your A-game and shave that lame-ass mustache," Kara said to him.
"Goodbye, asshole," Kara said and then walked off.
As the smoke dissipated, only a crater remained. Kara then looked around and found Sameer, Charlie, and Napi pulling debris off themselves. The stunned Germans looked around in awe and embraced Kara's team glad the war was finally over.
"So, Ares did make them all warmongers. Well, I'll be damned," Kara realized.
"What happened to Steve?" Sameer asked Kara.
"His plane didn't have enough fuel to land safely in Allied territory. To keep the Germans from retaking the gas, he...sacrificed himself," Kara lied and shed a tear.
Back in London, the team united with Etta as the British celebrated in the streets. Despite the joy they felt for the ending of the war, they also felt grief for the loss of their friend and comrade, Steve Trevor. When the crowds died down, Kara approached a wall filled with photos of the recently deceased. Kara touched the picture of Steve Trevor as he stood next to his airplane.
"Were you a friend of his?" an older man asked her.
"I honestly couldn't say," Kara said sadly and then walked away.
Kara flew over to the spot underneath the Vindicator cruiser and teleported back inside. "Have you finished, yet?" Kara asked subdued.
"I finished the same day you left. If you had only waited a few more hours," Brainiac 5 told her.
"Is it better to kill yourself or be murdered?" Kara asked Brainiac 5.
"The end consequence is the same," Brainiac 5 replied.
"Doesn't really answer my question," Kara said softly.
"Those that live by the sword, die by the sword," Brainiac 5 recited. "Fight long enough and death will find you."
"Okay," Kara said and then entered the pod.
Brainiac 5 watched as the pod filled up with orange fluid. Kara closed her eyes and went into a deep sleep as the orange fluid covered her completely. "Sweet dreams...my angel of death."
Author's Notes: There will likely be a Wonder Girl 1984 when the film comes out in October 2020. It was established in Super Aquagirl that Kryptonians are responsible for the Atlanteans and Amazonians via the 20,000-year-old Kryptonian colony ship. It's confirmed again here. It's based off a fan theory from Man of Steel, not the comics.