(Spoilers for WW84)

Themyscira

The all-female crowd went wild as a ten-year-old girl managed to defeat the best of the best Amazonians in the Olympic Games. The Amazonian queen gave her daughter a warm smile of approval. Then, the stadium and everyone faded away to the present day. In 3024, Mara worked with a team of archaeologists to uncover Amazonian remains. They found skeletons scattered about, all-female, as well as tools, weapons, and pottery. They used sensitive brushes and lasers to get to the remains. Mara used her X-ray vision to scan the ground and came upon a bright object deep underground. She sliced into the dirt with her heat vision and then grabbed the object. It was a giant crystal with a Latin inscription on it.

"You've found something," a Brainiac 5 drone asked her.

"Translate it for me," she requested.

"It's a wishing stone. Whoever touches the stone is granted one great wish," he said.

"A good luck charm?" Mara wondered.

"Perhaps. It's giving off an unusual energy signature. I advise we take it back to the capital," Brainiac 5 said.


New Metropolis

In the global capital, Mara landed near the Hall of Justice. She walked by the tall statue of Alex Danvers and entered the hall with her ID card. She was met with her twin brother, Kon, as she did. "What do you got there?" Kon asked curiously.

"If it's a fake, it won't interest you. If it's real, you should never be allowed to use it," Mara said vaguely.

"That sounds like a challenge," Kon smirked.

Mara gave him a look to back off. "This is my area, not yours."

The two of them entered a circular hall room with a roundtable. Brainiac 5, Mon, and Irma aka Saturn Girl were already present. "In the ruins of Themyscira, I found an artifact crystal. It bears an inscription in Latin that it has the power to grant wishes," Mara reported.

"I already attempted to test the object with a wish but it failed. It would appear the one making the wish needs to be biological," Brainiac 5 said.

"Or have a soul," Mon mocked.

"If true, this is incredibly dangerous. Stones such as these are known to take something in return," Irma warned.

"It shall remain in my custody for study and then placed in the vault," Mara said.

"Let me take a look at it," Mon said taking the stone from her. He looked it over, made a secret wish in his head, and then gave it to Kon. He also made a secret wish and handed it back to Mara. "How much do you think it's worth?" Kon asked Brainiac 5.

"Assuming it doesn't have magical properties, 75 billion dollars," Brainiac 5 said.

"We really need to get inflation under control," Irma brought up.

"I say, the more dollars the better!" Mon said tapping the table with his goblet. Kon seconded him.

"The enormous tax cuts along with the massive budget deficits have made that task a little difficult," Brainiac 5 said dryly to Irma.

"Irma, wish for infinite gold," Mon suggested.

"Please don't," Brainiac 5 said responsibly.

Bouncing Boy came in randomly and overheard the conversation. "I wish for a fried chicken bucket," he said while touching the stone. Immediately, a delivery man came in with a bucket of fried chicken for him.

"That's what you wished for? You fat fuck," Mon shook his head dismayed.

"That is all I have to report," Mara said placing the stone in a case away from the others.

"It's good," Bouncing Boy said as he inhaled the fried chicken.


That night, there was a ball in New Metropolis. Mon and Kon arrived in ceremonial Jin-Saiyan armor and capes, Mara was in a simple black dress, and Brainiac 5 was in a tuxedo. For the most part, Brainiac 5 and Mara interacted with the guests of extremely wealthy humans and alien allies. While Kara Zor-El was technically the Empress of the Galatic Federation, the power behind the throne was these two.

Mon looked around as he drank a glass of whiskey. Every so often a woman would flirt with him which greatly flattered him. "Mon, stop!" Irma told him.

"Irma, you're hot, smart, and decently powerful but don't tell me what to do," Mon told her off.

"I wish we could go to your place and make love all night long," Irma said in Jin-Saiyan.

Mon gave her a spooked look. "Kara?" he wondered.

Irma nodded and the two kissed in the crowded ballroom creating a minor controversy. "Let's get out of here," Mon said and then instantly transported them both away.


In the royal palace, Mon aggressively made love to Kara creating all sorts of bruises all over her body, pulled out some of her hair, and overwhelmed her senses. Somehow, someway, Kara's consciousness was in Irma's body through the wishing stone. "I am so sore, right now," Kara admitted.

"What's the last thing you remember?" Mon asked curiously.

"I was in the past. I got to tell you. Irma's clothes are not comfortable. I'm glad you took them off as soon as we got here," Kara smiled.

"It was my pleasure but how do you feel, right now?" Mon asked.

"A little backward, to be honest. I don't have my powers or strength now. I'm going to need you to protect me until we figure this out," Kara said.

"Of course...for a price," Mon kissed her implying sexual favors.


In her archaeology office, Mara looked over the stone. Brainiac 5 was with her curious as to what she would do with it. "What will you wish for?" Brainiac 5 asked.

"I wish...to be the dream stone," Mara said. Immediately, the wind picked up in the office and the stone dissolved in her hands. "Start bringing in people to make wishes."

"How will you be able to control what they wish for?" Brainiac 5 asked.

"I won't. You will," Mara replied.


Kon woke up the next morning feeling good about himself. He went to his mirror and found himself sporting an impressive beard. "Fuck, yeah," he said pleased. Soon thereafter, Kon went to his dome-structured gym. He turned on the gravity machine at 300x Earth gravity. As he felt the incredible gravity, he went Super Insane and then let loose as he ascended to Super Insane 2 for the first time. Feeling good, he increased the gravity level to 500x Earth gravity. Sweating but still standing, Kon grinned insanely.

"I have finally surpassed my father," he realized.


At the White House, Mara took control of the country. She brought in mind-controlled citizens into the Oval Office and started making wishes. In quick succession, Mara cleaned up the environment, reduced inflation, created grand cities from her own design, improved infrastructure across the planet, increased crop yields, and built Christian churches of her design all over the world.

In return, Mara took very small concessions from each citizen. After a session, Mara was bleeding from her nose, eyes, and ears. "This dream stone is taking a toll on you," Brainiac 5 noted.

"I have to keep going. The next citizen will wish my health back," she ordered.


Meanwhile, Kara had fun going through Irma's closet and trying out her outfits. Mon gave a thumbs up or down on each of the outfits. "These Titans have the weirdest fashion. It's a good thing I put everyone in uniforms," Kara smiled.

"Now that I think about it, I've never seen Irma out of uniform," Mon recalled.

"So, what should I try on next?" Kara asked.

"Let's get into her lingerie collection," Mon smirked.


New Jerusalem

In the reestablished Holy Temple of New Jerusalem, Brainiac 5 was present in his papal garments and pope hat. Thousands from all over came to see the coronation. Mara had just declared herself holy queen of the Galactic Federation officially challenging her father's authority as patriarch. Mara was dressed in pure white and took a knee before Brainiac 5.

"Are you willing to take the oath?" he asked her.

"I am," she replied.

"Will you maintain and preserve the empire?" Brainiac 5 asked.

"I will," Mara replied.

"I anoint your hands, your heart, and your mind, amen," Brainiac 5 said as he anointed her with holy oil. "All hail, Queen Mara."

The crowd repeated, "All hail, Queen Mara," and took a knee before her.

"What is thy bidding, my queen?" Brainiac 5 asked.

"We shall use Myriad to take control of the population and compel them to wish whatever I want. Through me, I will convert and sanctify the universe," Mara said ambitiously.

"It shall be done," Brainiac 5 agreed.


Titan Prime

At the same time, Mon instantly took Kara to Titan Prime. "I want to marry this bitch," Mon said to the clerk.

"Aren't you already married, Prince Mon-El?" the clerk asked.

"I already divorced Kara's ass. I'm good to go," Mon assured him.

"Very well," the clerk said signing all the paperwork. "Congratulations, Prince Mon-El, you are now co-heir to the Titan Empire."

"That's what I'm talking about," Mon grinned.

"Take me to some romantic place with waterfalls and shit," Kara demanded.

"As you wish, my lovely new wife," Mon said taking her away.


The two instantly appeared at a large waterfall. Nearby were shops and hotels for tourists. The Titans walked by them giving curious waves to Kara believing she was Princess Irma. Occasionally, a couple holding hands walked by them. "Hey, they're holding hands. Maybe we should, too?" Kara suggested.

"The Insane don't hold hands," Mon immediately rejected.

Kara then noticed a Titan boy balancing on a railing overlooking the falls. "Kid, be careful. Don't do that," she said half-heartedly. The kid then fell off the railing to his death below. "Shit," Kara realized and then aimed her hand at the falling boy.

"Save him, Saturn Girl!" several in the crowd said at once.

"I got this, just shut the fuck up," Kara said as she focused on Irma's powers. She connected with the boy and telekinetically brought him back up. "There you go," Kara said as she got the boy back on solid ground.

"Again, again!" the boy requested.

"God damn, kid. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you want to get yourself killed?" Kara scolded.

The rest of the crowd simply stared at their foul-mouthed princess. "I mean...one ride per customer," Kara said sheepishly sending the kid back to his mother. Kara then snapped her head around as she saw a cruller stand.

"Already got you some," Mon said giving her a few.

"You stayed in line for crullers while that kid fell to his death?" Kara asked incredulously.

"I knew you could handle it," Mon lied.

"It's just a little strange that whenever I'm in a crisis...you disappear," Kara said annoyed.

"Golly," Mon mocked.

"What do you have to say about that?" Kara asked accusingly.

"I need a drink," Mon said walking over to the bar.

"Typical," Kara rolled her eyes.


Earth

Mara turned Mars into a Star-Killer base placing a planet-destroying weapon in Valles Marineris' canyon. She created a fleet of ten-thousand Star Destroyers with a sixty-kilometer wide Super-Star Destroyer as its flagship. She wished for all the ships to instantly have crews and officers. The rows of Star Destroyers went beyond the horizon in every direction in the atmosphere.

"The navigational tower is not yet configured for so many ships," Brainiac 5 warned her.

"I assume the captains of each ship know where up is," Mara rolled her eyes.

"Very well. Where shall they be headed?" Brainiac 5 asked.

"I want the Word of God to be spread to every planet in the galaxy," Mara said.

"Why do you need a fleet for that?" Brainiac 5 asked.

"Planetary leaderships that do not give their people the chance to hear the Word of God shall be toppled with minimal casualties," Mara ordered.

"Only I can authorize a crusade, my queen," Brainiac 5 reminded her.

There was an awkward silence between them. "And I shall," Brainiac 5 assured her.


Titan Prime

On Titan, Kara and Mon had dinner together at the palace they had just legally sacked. "Cheers," they said together as they drank champagne.

"It must be tough being Irma," Mon remarked.

"Actually, I think I like it. If it weren't for her, I'd never been able to legally conquer the Titan Empire so quickly," Kara mused.

"Having your spirit in Irma's body is a little confusing," Mon admitted.

"Not for me it isn't. For the first time in my life, everything seems clear," Kara smiled.

"I'm going to get myself into something more comfortable," Mon told her. "I mean, I'm going to get naked."

"I want you to impregnate me and wipe my memory of it so I have to guess who the father is the way Clark did to Lois," Kara requested.

"Well, okay then," Mon agreed.


On Earth, Mara had a citizen wish her the ability to project her image to every world in the galaxy and be understood by every language. "I am Queen Mara-El, your new ruler. Yes, today begins a new order. Your planets, your possessions, your very lives will be gladly given in tribute to me. In return for your obedience, you will enjoy my generous protection."

On Mars, Kon-El made a speech to a Green Martian army in formation. "Today is the end of the Titan Empire. The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder. At this very moment, in a system far from here, the Titan Empire lies to the galaxy while secretly supporting the treachery of the loathsome White Martian resistance. This fair machine which you so generously hosted, upon which we stand, will bring an end to their senate, their cherished fleet. All remaining systems will bow before the Galactic Federation and will remember this as the LAST DAY OF THE TITAN EMPIRE!" Kon said to them.

The Green Martians raised their fists in agreement. "FIRE!" Kon ordered.

A red beam from the planet itself went through the cannon divided into several beams, went into hyperspace, and then hit the Titan solar system annihilating all inhabited planets instantly along with their orbiting fleet.

Mara watched the red beam from her flagship and then turned to Brainiac 5. "I require confession," she said to him.

"Of course," he said taking her to the ship's chapel.


Mon and Kara instantly appeared inside Mara's flagship and started kicking ass on the human defenders. They had narrowly escaped the system's destruction and were particularly pissed to have their kids ruin their Titan takeover. The troopers fired on them with laser rifles with little effect. Mon absorbed the hits and began beating them down one-by-one with punches and kicks. Kara telekinetically threw troopers around the corridors slamming into the walls. The troopers then fired on them with shoulder laser cannons and automatic laser rifles. Mon took quite a few hits damaging his armor and causing him to bleed. He still managed to overpower them blasting their weapons to scrap.

The two then blasted through the doors to get into the throne room where they found Kon on the throne. "I surrender," Kon said taking a knee before them.

"You're not in charge. Where's Mara?" Mon demanded.

"I can't let you stop her. You're not the only that has something to lose. Turns out wishing to be a bad-ass came with some surprises," Kon said as he ascended to Super Insane 2.

Kon rushed Mon and threw him against the wall. Kon then charged him again for a slam. Mon powered up an aura to block him, but he easily got through it and placed Mon in a wrestling hold. "You have no idea what the fuck you're doing," Mon told him.

"Oh, I can't possibly understand? I'm too young, too immature, too Kryptonian for you?" Kon spat.

"No shit," Mon agreed.

Kon threw Mon across the room and fired on him. Mon fired back with the two beams meeting in the middle. "Well, I'm handling Super Insane 2 beautifully," Kon smiled. "And I'm not giving it back," he said as he quickly overpowered Mon.

Mon was thrown to the floor burned and dumbfounded unable to even transform. Kara summoned debris in the room and threw it at Kon. He merely blasted it away as it came towards him. He quickly backhanded her to the floor before she could even react. "You two couldn't stop me even if you tried. You two have always had all the power. Now, it's my turn," Kon said to them.

"Mara is only using you for your power. When she's done with you, she'll throw you away. You know it's true," Mon said to him.

"What is it costing you, Kon?" Kara added.

"Say what?" Kon asked confused.

"You may be strong but what have you lost, Kon? Where's your warmth, your compassion, your innocence?" Kara asked him.

"You fucking serious? I am an Insane warrior like my father before me. The bigger question is what is it costing you? Look how weak you have become. That's right. I said it. Get used to it," Kon rebuked her.

Mon sped over to Kara and used instant transmission to have them both disappear.


Fortress of Solitude

Mon and Kara instantly appeared near the Fortress of Solitude. "What the?" Mon wondered as the fortress had been moved slightly from its original location. The fortress immediately fired on them with laser fire. Mon and Kara worked to create an energy forcefield that overwhelmed the fortress' defenses. Kon landed ready to kick ass. He rushed Mon and punched him into the Arctic Ocean.

Kara ran around the fortress corners and walls to evade Kon as he came after her. Kon eventually caught up with her and kicked her to the ice. Kara created a force-field around her only to have Kon hammer away at it with punches and kicks. Kara's shield dropped as she was overwhelmed. "Kon, listen to me. Nothing good comes from power unearned."

"Do you listen to yourself?" Kon scoffed.

"That's why I'm warning you, Kon. For a long time, I took my power for granted and let it get to my head because I did nothing to earn it. I just slept near the sun. You don't want to be the way I was at your age," Kara told him.

"Even now, you're still patronizing me," Kon sneered as he formed an energy orb on his palm.

Mon suddenly hit Kon away from Kara and took the fight to the air. As they punched and kick at each other, Mon's armor began to crack off and he was getting bruised up. Kon's body glowed and electrified as he beat the shit out of his father. Mon finally instantly transmitted them both into a vault filled with Kryptonite bars. "Oh, fuck," Kon realized as he lost power and began to die.

"Renounce your wish...or die," Mon ordered him.

"Never!" Kon said immaturely.

"Fine, fuck it," Mon said unaffected by the green radiation.

Kon hissed painfully and then began to cry. "I...renounce my wish," he said finally.


Mon came back to the fortress alone looking like a bloody mess. "Kon?" Kara asked.

"He'll live," Mon said vaguely.

"You got a plan for what's next?" Kara asked.

Mon handed her a green kryptonite lightsaber. "Hopefully this will do the trick."

The two entered inside and found Mara on a throne of crystal swords. She had her eyes closed in deep meditation as she connected to all living beings in the galaxy to give her more wishes connecting with them all through particle beams. She wore golden armor that covered her body. "Long have I waited for this moment," Mara said to them.

"Get real, you're only seven," Kara rolled her eyes.

"I never wanted you dead. I wanted you here to see what I have done for the galaxy, the universe," Mara said to them.

"We're very proud of you, sweetie," Kara mocked.

"It is my destiny to rule. It is in my blood, both Kryptonian and Jin-Saiyan together. Your hatred, your anger, makes you unworthy to rule," Mara said to them.

"Mara, we're your family," Kara beseeched her.

"My cause is beyond myself, family, and all other attachments. I will evangelize and purify the galaxy to God. All that stands in my way will disappear into dust," Mara said.

The fortress ceiling opened up allowing them to see a large fleet of ships from all over the galaxy descending upon the supposedly defenseless Earth. "They don't have long," Mara mused as more-and-more ships entered the sector.

"Mara, what good is having the whole universe if you lose your own soul?" Kara asked.

"I can receive absolution at any time," Mara pointed out.

"No, Mara. To have absolution, you must repent and renounce your power," Kara insisted.

"But Barney assured me," Mara said shakily.

"Even he...can be wrong," Kara told her. "It's not between him and you, but God and you."

"One soul damned is better than the universe being damned," Mara concluded.

"Shit," Kara realized she had been stumped.

"Alright, this bullshit ends now," Mon said activating his green Kryptonite lightsaber. Kara did as well. Mara quickly suspended them both with wished telekinetic powers. She placed her hand on the green blades demonstrating how harmless they were to her.

"I had people wish early on for me to have Kryptonite immunity, complete invulnerability, and powers beyond imagination," she said to them. She proceeded to suck the lifeforce out of both of them to give her perfect health. The opposition fleet then became whole above Earth's sky. Mara fired space lightning into the sky destroying the entire fleet and turning it into dust. Thousands of ships and millions of service members were wiped out in an instant.

Mara then turned to Mon and Kara on the floor. Mon struggled to get back to his feet. "There's no way to beat me, father. I have thought of everything you could possibly think of. With your own selfish wish, you have become drained of your power. You are a blood-thirsty killer with no morals or beliefs. You don't think twice to have Irma's body possessed and used for your own purposes. You don't even care if her body is in danger," Mara accused.

"I don't need to be righteous to defeat you," Mon told her off.

Mara zapped Mon with lightning burning his body, boiling his blood, and causing his skeleton to glow. "Fuck," Mon hissed in pain as he took a knee. "All the powers of the universe are in me," Mara said drunk with power.

Mon sighed realizing he had been beaten and that there was no possible way to win. "I renounce my wish."


Fall 2019 Season -Metropolis

At the DEO, Supergirl came up to Brainiac 5. "I had the weirdest out-of-body experience ever. My mind possessed Saturn Girl for a few days."

"I would lay off the drugs," Brainiac 5 advised.

"I'm being totally serious. Mara finds this wishing stone in 3024 and takes over the galaxy in a religious crusade," Kara detailed.

"And the problem is?" Brainiac 5 wondered.

"Look, you're all about preserving and studying life, right? I mean, you don't really give a shit about the faith really," Kara pointed out.

"I'm listening," Brainiac 5 allowed.

"You need to keep Mara from finding that stone on Themyscira," Kara said.

"So I can use it for my own purposes?" Brainiac 5 assumed.

"Shit," Kara realized her mistake.

"Do not worry. The stone shall remain hidden. It has always been my mission to seek knowledge, not to necessarily attain it all," Brainiac 5 said.

"Also, we need to work on some new bylaws for the confession sacrament," Kara brought up.

"You mean the sacrament you never utilize," Brainiac 5 remarked.

"Fuck you, Barney. I talk directly to God about all my sins," Kara said defensively.

"Sure you do," Brainiac 5 doubted. "I will make the proper adjustments. In return, you will give me all your wonderful memories."


3024

On the island of Themyscira, Mara, Brainiac 5, and a crew went looking for artifacts. Brainiac 5 went over to the spot where the wishing stone was present and dug it out placing it in his pocket. "Okay, I'm done here," Mara said sweaty and dirty from the effort. "You find anything interesting?"

"Not particularly," Brainiac 5 lied.

"Rumor has it that the Ark of the Covenant is in Ethiopia. Let's go there next," Mara said enthusiastically.

"A most excellent suggestion," Brainiac 5 said walking off with her.


Author's Notes: There were some issues I wanted to go over in WW84 that I wasn't able to articulate in the Wondergirl 1984 chapter. There are some striking similarities between Superman II and WW84 that I wanted to use. The main was to address the controversy between WW and Steve on the body possession and Maxwell Lord being defeated due to his own lack of imagination and general stupidity. For some time, Kon has been the black sheep of the family so I felt it was necessary to give Mara some personality flaws of her own to balance it out that were still consistent with her character. I want to be clear that Mon and Kara's behavior with Irma's body is extremely inappropriate and criminal but is presented in this chapter to parody WW84. Also, because of the timeline collapse, the event ultimately didn't happen anyway. I wasn't able to make fun of the awful love triangle in SG Season 3 so I like to make future chapters about Saturn Girl to make up for it. What I love about Brainiac 5 is that he's always willing to adapt and change to make a better future. He's always willing to listen when people tell him things.