I think I'm emo-repellant. No emo guys give me a second glance, and if they do, they're rude about it. Seriously!
Sasuke Uchiha- Total jerk, I'm so not annoying!
Sai- He calls me an ugly dog!
Neji Hyuuga- Need I say more?
Shino- He ignores me, but I don't really mind 'cause he kinda scares me.
Orochimaru- He's like, king of the gay emos! I don't really care that he ignored me, 'cause I think he's bi, and he'd rape me…and Sasuke…at the same time! Aaah nasty pictures!
AVAVAVA A happy medium AVAVAVA
But see, then all of the total weirdo's are attracted to me! Like they all have psycho mondo stalker crushes on me!
Naruto- Point proven!
Lee- Point double proven…
Kiba- Yeah, he's not a stalker, but I think he has potential, so I keep my distance.
Konahamaru- Ever since he hit puberty, he remembered me hitting Naruto and now wants to hit me… creep!
AVAVAVA A happy medium AVAVAVA
I think that I can find no perfect match. A just want a macho man, with a sensitive side sometimes, strong when he needs to be, but soft for me. Is that too much to ask? Oh who am I kidding of coarse it is, you either get an ice cube, or boiling water! Isn't there bath water somewhere? Oh well men are clueless, pointless heartless jerks, but then again women purposefully confuse them, so what more can I say? We are each other's happy medium; love is give and take!