Kara was at the alien gay bar drinking away her sorrows. "My marriage is turning to shit," she said to the bartender.
"I know. You've been bitching about it for the last two hours," the bartender said annoyed.
"Hey, that's your job to listen to me bitch," Kara reminded him.
A bar patron then slammed into the bar. Kara looked around and noticed the bar fight behind her. A female alien was kicking ass for no particular reason. Kara watched entertained as the female alien beat fools with bottles and chairs.
"Alright, alright, no one gets to fight in here except me," Kara said to her.
The female alien threw a bottle of jack at her. It hit Kara's forehead and shattered harmlessly. Kara gave her an annoyed look as jack was all over her Supergirl uniform. "You done fucked up."
The female alien attacked her anyway. Kara backhanded the female alien into an arcade smashing the screen. Kara picked up the alien by her hair. "Bitch, I had the high score. Do you know how long that took?" Kara asked her outraged.
Kara then took hold of her and threw her into a photo booth. Kara repeatedly slammed her against the camera taking a picture each time. Finally, Kara broke her neck and cast her out of the booth. Kara collected the photos of the battle and looked over them amused.
Alex looked over the profile of the female alien Kara had fought. "She was a Californian. No criminal record."
"Keyword being 'was'," Kara snorted.
"Are you drunk?" Alex demanded.
"Maybe, maybe not, maybe go fuck yourself," Kara said obviously drunk.
"Did you have to kill her?" Alex frowned.
"Would you rather have had several bar patrons dead instead?" Kara asked.
"I would rather have had her alive, so we could study her," Hank interjected. "This species is known to freak out during astronomical events: Mercury in retrograde, for example."
"Like Astrology? That sounds like bullshit," Kara remarked.
"This species takes these events seriously," Hank said.
"Maybe we shouldn't allow them to come here," Kara suggested.
"Other than this one, they have been remarkably peaceful. It's almost like...someone provoked her," Hank said to Kara.
"Oh, I get it. Fuck you, Hank," Kara said realizing his meaning.
"Put the body in the morgue, so I can examine it later," Hank ordered Alex.
Kara, Mon, Hank, Alex, and Winn were present for Brainiac 5's video presentation. "As you can see, Pestilence should be the easiest to detect. Her arrival is likely to create outbursts of diseases and plague upon your world," Brainiac 5 said.
"Oh my God, so bored," Kara yawned.
"Carry on, Barney. I want to hear this," Mon said argumentatively.
Brainiac 5 eyed them both. "Right, so as I was saying...,"
"I heard you killed another alien woman. Making feminists proud," Mon mocked as Brainiac 5 continued his lecture.
"I'm not apologizing," Kara said automatically.
"Of course not. You're not capable of apologizing. It's beyond your ability," Mon chided.
"Trying to use my own arrogance against me? You can go fuck yourself," Kara spat.
"Already did," Mon said dismissively.
"I bet you did," Kara glared at him.
"...and I have serious doubts concerning the CDC's ability to handle such a situation," Brainiac 5 continued.
"This marriage is a sham," Mon said bitterly.
"If you left me, you would get Syphilis within the week," Kara rolled her eyes.
"I'm immune. You would know that if you cared," Mon shot back.
"You can still carry it, asshole," Kara pointed out.
"Good thing I don't give a shit," Mon replied.
"I estimate that we are looking at a total extinction event," Brainiac 5 said gravely.
"The apartment is mine," Kara glared at Mon.
"You can keep that shit-hole. I would rather live in a cave," Mon said to her.
"Guys, can we pay attention to Barney's presentation," Alex interrupted them.
"Okay, that's it. You're getting counseling today. I don't have time to deal with this ridiculous shit," Hank said to them.
"We actually have a guy in mind," Mon said awkwardly.
Mon and Mara looked over a hologram of her fight with Reign in the training room. "She doesn't fight. She hunts. All power and aggression," Mon said to Mara.
"Stop," Mon ordered the computer.
Mara eyed the hologram of Reign standing over her. "Her power comes from her planted left foot. It gives away her intentions," Mara realized.
"Precisely. When she goes high, that is your moment to strike," Mon told her.
"Are you two getting a divorce?" Mara asked changing the subject.
"What does it matter? You're an adult now," Mon asked dismissively.
"I don't want a step-father," Mara said honestly.
"Don't worry about it, honey. He won't live for long," Mon assured her.
"Are you going to get a girlfriend?" Mara asked her father.
"Girlfriends, like a dozen at a time at any given time," Mon told her.
"I don't like this. What God put together, let no one separate," Mara recited.
"Technically, we got married in the future, so we're not married now," Mon excused.
"But it happened eight years ago," Mara said confused.
"Don't worry about it. Once you're saved, it doesn't matter what you do," Mon told her.
"But you didn't even get baptized," Mara recalled.
"Baptism is symbolic. It's what in your heart that matters," Mon said.
"I have this impression that you're not actually saved," Mara said skeptically.
"Well, that's not up to you to judge, is it?" Mon said to her. "Now, let's go over how you got your ass kicked," Mon said getting back on topic.
Winn then entered the room. "I have good news," he said pleased with himself.
"You found the World Killers?" Mon asked dangerously.
"Well, no, I mean okay news. I replicated your armor to fit Mara," Winn said handing Mara a female version of Mon's armor.
"Thanks, I guess," Mara said looking it over.
"Insane armor is nearly impenetrable, elastic, and allows you to breathe easily," Mon said impressed with his race's creation.
"I don't deny that I am half-Insane, but it doesn't really work with my Supergirl uniform," Mara pointed out.
"Mara, that uniform is completely impractical. It doesn't cover the neck or shoulder, and it exposes the legs, It was obviously created by a total nerd," Mon said insultingly.
"Actually, it was inspired by a World War 2 sketch artist who designed war posters, field manuals, and airplanes," Mara corrected. She turned to Winn. "Thanks, but no thanks."
Mon and Winn looked on as Mara left the room. "Well...shit," they both said at once.
Hank came to visit M'yrnn at his shitty apartment. He was busy playing a Martian game with his mind. "You are worried about something, my son," M'yrnn sensed.
"It's just that Kara and Mon are going through a rough time," Hank said.
"You care about their relationship and well-being," M'yrnn detected.
"Not really. It's just their spat could jeopardize the world. I need them to work as a team, a single unit," Hank said.
"Is there anything I can do to help?" M'yrnn asked.
"Well, actually, yes. They've requested that you be their marriage counselor," Hank said.
"I would be honored to take on this task," M'yrnn readily agreed.
"You sure you're up for it?" Hank asked skeptically.
"It's been twelve hours since you last asked about my condition. You feel it has worsened since then?" M'yrnn asked impatiently.
"Well, yeah, so you can shove that condescending attitude up your ass," Hank told him. "By the way, a Californian had a psychotic breakdown at the bar."
"Of course she did," M'yrnn said not surprised.
"Wait...what?" Hank wondered. "You did that?"
"You should have told me there were Californians here. They have sensitive sensibilities and are weak-minded," M'yrnn said.
"Well...shit," Hank realized.
"Come, play a match with me. I never tire of beating you," M'yrnn smiled.
Hank sat down across from him. "This time I won't lose. This time, I'm kicking your ass."
Kon and Mara trained together in the DEO training room. Kon lazily blocked all of Mara's punches and then started to block with only one hand. He then kicked her hard to the gut sending her to the floor. "What am I doing wrong?" Mara wondered.
"Nothing, you're fine. Sometimes when you lose, it's not because you did anything wrong. It's just that your opponent is better," Kon said simply.
Mara got back to her feet but looked down deep in thought. "Your concentration is also off," Kon added.
"Mother and father are going to get a divorce," Mara told him.
"I know," Kon said unconcernedly.
"We can't let this happen. Their salvation depends upon it," Mara said passionately.
"I suppose," Kon allowed.
"You know I don't kill people," Mara said to him.
"Yeah, I noticed," Kon snorted.
"But you do," Mara realized.
"Obviously," Kon smirked.
"Parents trust me to tell them everything about their lives. I learned mother's kiss," Mara said to him. "They'll tell me who they will be with next."
"Good for you," Kon said unimpressed.
"I'll give you their names and where they live. You do your thing," Mara said to him.
Kon took a few seconds to figure out what she meant and then grinned. "It's Insane tradition for the son to conquer the father and take his mother for his own. No one will touch mother," he agreed.
At the DEO, Mon and Kara sat across from M'yrnn who was wearing Martian ceremonial robes. "What appears to be the problem?" M'yrnn asked them.
"Well, aren't you psychic?" Kara asked sarcastically.
"This is her way of evading the problem like she always does," Mon told him.
"Then, why don't you tell me your side?" M'yrnn asked gently.
"She refuses to apologize for embarrassing and disrespecting me right before we went into battle against Purity," Mon said.
"How does that make you feel?" M'yrnn asked.
"Like I am not valued. That I am not worth her time and consideration," Mon said sadly.
"What do you think of this?" M'yrnn asked Kara.
"I think he's being a little bitch," Kara said honestly.
"There shall not be any swearing in this room. This is a safe-zone," M'yrnn told her.
"Yeah, how about you can go fuck yourself," Kara said with hostility.
Kara suddenly felt a painful migraine and fell out of her chair. Kara clutched her head in pain and couldn't even move. "My session, my rules, little girl," M'yrnn told her.
"Holy shit!" Kara said stunned as M'yrnn let got of her.
M'yrnn then brought back the pain. "She never learns," Mon shook his head.
"I sense deception from you, Mon. You're attempting to manipulate me to your side. For what purpose?" M'yrnn asked as Kara still struggled on the floor.
"I always aim to win," Mon smiled.
"What point is there to win if you two do not reconcile?" M'yrnn asked him.
"I deep sense of satisfaction that I did all I could to preserve our marriage," Mon said.
"For a relationship to work, you must think outward. The two of you think only of yourselves," M'yrnn said. "How did you even come together?"
"We had a mutual enemy...and the sex was awesome," Mon said.
"That sounds really shallow," M'yrnn observed.
"On Mon, men and women would often marry to secure family alliances. They were never faithful and children were often raised by multiple fathers. The exception is the royal family. We had to keep up appearances," Mon said reflectively.
"Your parents stayed together for this reason?" M'yrnn asked sympathetically.
"Yeah. My mother knew she could never divorce my father. The backlash would be too much. So, she killed my father instead," Mon said.
"It sounds like you've never witnessed true love before. Kara, I would like to hear your thoughts on this matter," M'yrnn said releasing her hold on her.
"Well...thank you," Kara said climbing back into her chair. Her hair was wild going in all directions. "My parents were assigned to each other by the Kryptonian administration. Some clerk decided they were compatible. My mother was a judge and my father was a scientist," Kara said.
"Do you feel your parents truly loved each other?" M'yrnn asked.
"I think they learned to be...civil to one another," Kara said reflectively.
"One race has too much passion and the other has no passion at all," M'yrnn concluded. "I feel the two of you have rejected your parents' lifestyles and beliefs."
"When I came to Earth, I...became a freak," Kara admitted. "I don't know if it was out of grief, excitement, or rebelliousness. Natural reproduction was heresy and sex was treated like exercise having no love attached. But when I saw humans having fun, I wanted that for myself," Kara said.
"I also rejected my father's practice of having multiple wives. At first, it was because Kara threatened to castrate me but over time, I began to appreciate the monogamous model. I even...learned to care for my children," Mon said.
"You both come from very dysfunctional worlds, and you both have over-compensated. The two of you require balance. Kara, why do you refuse to apologize...for anything?" M'yrnn asked.
Flashback
General Zod was put on trial for heinous crimes against Krypton including insurrection and murder. Laura-El and Alura Zor-El were present for the trial. A young teenage Kara overlooked the trial with interest.
"You lay upon the blood-soaked dirt of your ruined land. Cities plundered, dominions in ruin, servants destroyed, all to end the hell-fire, which you sought to cover the world. A bloody conquest that consumed hundreds of thousands, helpless villages raised to the ground, and over twenty-thousand impaled by you and you alone, to strike horror in the hearts of mortal men," Alura said to him.
"What say you, monster, demon-devil, conceived by the bleakest pod? What say you NOW?" Alura shouted at him passionately.
There was a long pause. "I'm not apologizing," Zod replied.
End Flashback
"So cool," Kara said remembering the trial fondly. In the background, DEO personnel were fighting each other, throwing chairs, reaching for weapons, and slamming each other's faces against the glass walls of the office they were sitting in. The three ignored the commotion.
"You think not apologizing is...cool?" M'yrnn asked her.
"Look, how can one know an apology is genuine? It's just words. Who knows what a person is thinking when they say them. Like, I'm sorry you got dragged into this mess," Kara said to M'yrnn.
"That had absolutely no sincerity to it," M'yrnn sensed.
"You see what I mean," Kara pointed out.
"She makes a good point. Why do you obsess over the words if there is no sincerity to them?" M'yrnn asked Mon.
"Because it's painful for her to say it," Mon said knowingly.
"Yeah, right," Kara doubted. "Mon, I'm...serrrrr...," Kara said struggling to say it.
Mon shook his head unimpressed. "It's obvious you two only came together to fight a common enemy and not because of any genuine affection. However, love can come to be over time. You two require a new enemy. You two need something that requires you two to need each other," M'yrnn said.
"Yeah, I don't really need Mon. I'm invincible, indestructible, and indivisible," Kara said proudly.
"I also don't give a...hoot about this planet," Mon said carefully.
"What about Reign?" M'yrnn asked.
"That pinata? Please. Even Mon can destroy her," Kara rolled her eyes.
"Yeah, she's no challenge at all," Mon agreed.
"What about the Dark Lord?" M'yrnn asked seriously.
"I could take him. Too easy," Kara said confidently. "Mon, over here, would get his ass kicked," Kara grinned.
Kara then fell out of her chair as her mind was scrambled by M'yrnn. "Is this true, Mon?" M'yrnn asked him.
"It is. Even with Super Insane level four, I doubt I could defeat him," Mon said ashamed.
"The humans on this world don't hope to defeat the Devil. They find victory in just avoiding his temptations and schemes," M'yrnn said.
"That's because they're weak as f...," Mon said and then stopped himself.
"Do you truly wish to repair your marriage, Mon?" M'yrnn asked seriously.
"Yes," Mon said sincerely.
"Are you prepared to do what it is necessary?" M'yrnn asked him.
"Anything," Mon said up for the challenge.
Meanwhile, the DEO was in chaos as all the humans started fighting each other. Winn got into an argument with a perpetually pissed-off Asian DEO agent and stole his pistol. Winn then shot pissed-off Asian agent in the shoulder, ducked under him, shot another agent in the leg, and shot another in the chest.
Alex quickly intervened and disarmed Winn throwing the pistol to the floor. Alex then threw Winn across the room into a wall. Winn got up and tackled Alex to the ground. As they fought, other DEO agents attacked one another in hand-to-hand combat. Alex kicked Winn off her and quickly reprogrammed the armory keypad as DEO agents went for it. Winn dragged her away from the computer and slammed her with a monitor.
"You think you can take me," Alex challenged him.
Winn did just that expertly punching and kicking Alex as he went into savage-mode. Winn took a chair and slammed her with it. Alex took out a baton and beat Winn back. Winn took hold of her arm, disarmed her, and then swung at her midsection. After he dropped Alex, Winn went on the rampage beating the fuck out of all his distracted co-workers.
M'yrnn closed his eyes as he focused on Kara and Mon. "There," he said using his power.
"What was that supposed to do? I don't feel different at all," Mon said and then realized something was wrong.
"Wow, I have tits now," Kara realized.
"I have transferred your minds into each other's body, so you can better understand each other," M'yrnn said to them.
"You better fix this right now," Kara in Mon's body demanded.
"You're not in a position to demand anything from me," M'yrnn said to her.
"As cool as this is, I want my penis back," Mon in Kara's body said after he checked.
"I will kill you if you don't change us back," Kara threatened.
"I actually wish for death," M'yrnn said somberly.
"There are fates worse than death, old man," Kara glared at him.
"I knew it was only a matter of time before you threatened our marriage counselor with death and torture," Mon rolled his eyes.
M'yrnn stared at Kara unimpressed. "I have suffered continuous torture for two hundred years. What can you do to me that I haven't experienced already?"
"How about a little fire," Kara suggested.
"Bitch, please," M'yrnn said and then dropped through the floor disappearing from view.
"Well, I'm going to give this body a test-drive," Mon grinned.
"You better not, fucker," Kara said angrily and then punched Mon.
Mon eyed Kara amused. "I didn't even feel that."
Kara stared at Mon in horror. He now had all her power, her infinite power. "I now have all your power and all of my techniques," Mon smiled as he put two fingers to his forehead. Mon then disappeared from the room.
"I am so fucked," Kara realized.
Purity in her black uniform approached L Corp tower. She entered through the glass doors and went to the receptionist. "Where is Reign?" she demanded.
"I have no idea," the receptionist said freaked out.
Purity read the receptionist's mind and found nothing. She did, however, discover Lena Luthor's office. As she approached the elevator, the receptionist pushed the alarm button.
Meanwhile, Hank entered the DEO office finding it a total mess. Winn's clothes were tattered and there was blood on his hands and face. DEO personnel were on the floor injured. Alex sat up rubbing her head. "Report, Agent Schott," Hank ordered.
"I think I just kicked a lot of ass for no reason," Winn said horrified.
"Good, I knew you had it in you," Hank said pleased. "Really, Alex? You got beat by Winn?"
"Everyone just went psycho. It was total chaos," Alex told him.
"Well, fix everyone up," Hank ordered. "Winn, where are my heavy hitters?"
"They're not in the building," Winn reported.
An alarm went off as the DEO detected the security breach at L Corp. "Purity has been sighted," Winn said.
"Contact Kara and Mon. Get them there immediately," Hank ordered.
L Corp security forces rushed to the lobby and found Purity. Lena was with them. "So...how can I help you?" Lena asked Purity.
"You will release Reign to me," Purity demanded.
"I don't know what you're talking about," Lena lied.
"You lie," Purity sensed.
Kara rushed into the L Corp lobby still wearing Mon's black leather jacket, Punisher t-shirt, and black pants. "Mon?" Lena wondered.
"I'm putting you back in your cell, Purity," Kara said to Purity.
Purity eyed Kara with amusement. "You don't seem to be yourself, right now."
"I can still kick your ass," Kara said confidently.
"I don't think so," Purity said knowingly and then walked up to her.
Kara went into a fighting stance and raised her hand at Purity. Focusing on her hand, she tried to fire on Purity without result. Tensing up her muscles, she tried to power up to Super Insane but that didn't work either. "Damn," Kara realized.
Purity quickly engaged Kara punching her to the face and to the gut devastating her. Purity kicked Kara several times as she was on the floor. Purity then picked her up and started choking her out. She then threw Kara through the window, into the parking lot, and into a parked car. Kara fell to the pavement stunned and hurt.
Purity then turned her attention to Lena. "I have defeated an Insane. What makes you think you have a chance against me?"
"I have the right ammunition," Lena smirked. "Fire," she ordered.
Her security forces fired automatic rifles at Purity blasting her with hundreds of Kryptonite bullets all at once. Purity gave a look of shock as she was hit. She fell to the ground dead. The security forces quickly reloaded and waited for Purity to resurrect. Instead, Purity disappeared with a red glow leaving the bullets behind.
"Pick them all up. That stuff is expensive," Lena ordered her men.
Kara crawled on the pavement and struggled to get back to her feet. Lena went over to her concerned. "Do you need a medic?" she asked.
"No, I'm just going to walk this off," Kara said limping away.
Meanwhile, Mon, dressed in Kara's civilian clothes, instantly appeared inside an apartment complex wearing a backpack. He knocked on a familiar door. Maggie opened the door and stared at Mon's choice of clothes.
"So...how can I help you?" she asked.
"I know we've had our differences. I wanted to apologize for everything I did to you," Mon said.
"It's a little late for that," Maggie said bitterly.
"I can lift your spirits. Unlike my sister, I don't give a shit about kids," Mon said entering the apartment.
"You already have kids," Maggie pointed out.
"They're adults now," Mon said dismissively.
"Alright, what's your point?" Maggie asked impatiently.
Mon slowly unbuttoned his shirt. "I've had these feelings about women for a very long time. I was just too scared to act on them."
"I couldn't. I respect Alex too much," Maggie shook her head.
"I brought toys," Mon told her putting his backpack on the floor.
"Well...in that case," Maggie smiled.
James quickly arrived at L Corp and found an injured Kara and Lena. "I heard what happened on the news," James said worriedly.
"We're fine," Lena assured him.
"What happened to you?" James asked Mon.
"I don't want to talk about it," Kara said embarrassed.
"He got his ass kicked by Purity," Lena told him.
"Really? They must be getting stronger," James reasoned.
"I took care of her for now," Lena said.
"Why did Purity attack L Corp? James asked confused.
"I have no idea," Lena lied. "Anyway, I have to get back to work."
"Alright," James said feeling ignored.
James got Kara back to her feet. "Hey, let's get a drink, buddy."
"Sure, I could use one," Kara agreed.
That night, Hank had a chat with Alex. "My father is suffering from a kind of dementia. He is exceptionally powerful in his psychic abilities. However, he is starting to lose control over them. What happened today was a result of him losing control."
"He caused everyone to start fighting each other?" Alex asked.
"He may have taken the negative energy of Kara and Mon and transferred it to everyone here at the DEO unintentionally," Hank said.
"Was it really necessary to bring marriage counseling to the DEO?" Alex asked.
"You know how flaky those two can be when they're not here. I didn't want to risk a World Killer showing up and not being able to contact them," Hank said.
"Can't we use psychic dampeners?" Alex asked.
"He's been reliant on his mind for the last three hundred years, as a theologian and later a prisoner. This technology would make him reliant on me. It would strip him of the one thing the White Martians never could: His independence; his dignity," Hank said thoughtfully.
"So...you're going to do it, aren't you?" Alex realized.
"You read my mind," Hank smiled.
"You just wanted me to feel like an asshole for bringing it up," Alex assumed.
"Ditto," Hank said.
Hank found M'yrnn in his prayer room. "I just want to talk," he said to him.
"Then talk, my son," M'yrnn said.
"Your illness affects other people. You sent half my men to the infirmary. Luckily, no one was killed," Hank said.
"I unintentionally transferred the negative energy of Kara and Mon to these people. I had no idea how strong it would be," M'yrnn said.
"I think that you transferred your own anger of your illness instead," Hank accused.
"Impossible. I would know it," M'yrnn doubted.
"I can't have you here at the DEO. Also, I can't have you in the city either. I am going to give you two choices: You wear this psychic dampener at all times or I move you to an isolated location," Hank said to him.
"You think you can command me? I have my own trump card," M'yrnn said boldly.
"Oh yeah, what do you got, old man?" Hank asked.
"I switched Kara and Mon's minds. As they are now, they are no longer effective as a fighting force. Kara has no knowledge or practice when it comes to ki. Mon would never dishonor himself by fighting as a woman," M'yrnn said.
"You will reverse this switch, immediately," Hank ordered.
"Or what?" M'yrnn asked him.
"I have my own power," Hank said, his eyes glowed red.
"Bitch, please," M'yrnn said sending Hank to the floor stunned and confused in his own mind.
"Alright, I yield," Hank gasped.
"I trained my mind for two centuries to resist the White Martians while your mind sat on its ass," M'yrnn said to him.
"Kara is our last hope for this planet," Hank said to him.
"No, there is another," M'yrnn told him. "By the way, I may have accidentally deactivated your containment locks."
"Well...shit," Hank realized.
James and Kara went to the alien gay bar. "That was quite a beating," James remarked.
"I'll heal, physically anyway," Kara muttered.
"I know what you mean. Things have been rough between Lena and I," James said sadly.
"What do you mean?" Kara asked curiously.
"She ignores my calls, and she refuses to see me. She's so caught up in her work," James said bitterly. "I ask for her help about Catco business, and she ignores me."
"Maybe, she's seeing someone else," Kara suggested.
"Yeah, maybe," James considered.
Kara then noticed a gay male alien couple holding hands at a table. "So, James, have you ever considered exploring another side of yourself?"
"What do you mean?" James wondered.
"Like, have you ever wondered what it be like to be with someone you would otherwise not be with?" Kara asked vaguely.
James stopped to think. "I don't think I've banged an Eskimo woman," he said thoughtfully.
"No, I mean, like your same-sex," Kara pressed.
"Never," James shook his head.
"But you did have that threesome with Winn," Kara pointed out.
"Hey, that's not fair. We were blindfolded too," James excused. "Wait, did Kara tell you about that? That was supposed to be a secret," James said annoyed.
Kara eyed James with a thirsty expression. "Is it too much to remove the alien female from the equation?"
"As a matter of fact, it is," James said. "Mon, this is sounding really gay."
"It's not gay as long as balls don't touch," Kara said to him.
"Are you serious?" James asked. "Kara would rip off my dick and shove it up my ass if I agreed to this."
"She doesn't need to know," Kara allowed.
"I don't know. I think I am going to need a few more drinks in me," James said to her.
Previously captured aliens were released from their cells and began fighting DEO personnel. Mara entered the fight but quickly became overwhelmed by the sheer number of hostiles. Alex took two batons and tried to fight them off. Winn took cover as DEO personnel dropped around him.
"Take my pistol," a wounded pissed-off Asian DEO agent said to Winn.
"I don't know, man," Winn said scared.
"Don't be a pussy," pissed-off Asian DEO agent told him.
"Alright," Winn said taking the pistol and magazines.
Alex watched in amazement as Winn fired into an alien's head dropping him. Winn rushed another alien shooting him in the head as well. He then fired to his right and left side dropping two more. He pushed another alien back with his left hand and shot him in the head with his right. Winn then lowered his head as a flying DEO agent sailed over him. He took an alien by the throat with his left and fired into his head with his right. Winn was then held down by an alien and nearly tackled to the ground. Reaching over, he fired into the head of one in front of him, he then twisted around and fired into another one behind him.
An alien hit him to the back with a baton. Winn fired on him and then threw off the alien that had him in a bear hug. Once the alien was on the ground, Winn fired into his head. Winn then reloaded the pistol and threw off two aliens trying to tackle him. He took hold of an alien woman while he fired into the head of another. He then fired into the alien woman's head dropping her. Winn proceeded to continue shooting aggressively moving through fighting aliens and DEO personnel.
After he ran of bullets, he started beating prisoners with it. An alien kicked the pistol out of his hand and tried to stab him. Winn broke his arm and took away his knife. He then slit the alien's throat and began stabbing every alien prisoner near him. In the chaos, a DEO agent blasted an alien out of the DEO using a rocket launcher.
Mara busied herself with one particular strong reptile-looking alien. She fired heat vision at him to stun him, but he kept coming back for more. Mara tried her best to fight without killing him. Finally, she knocked him out. Mara clapped pleased with herself.
"You see, killing is not necessary after all," she said.
Mara then noticed a few dozen alien prisoners all dead or near dead on the DEO floor. She looked upon a bloody and tattered Winn. "What just happened?" Winn wondered.
"Holy shit, Winn," Alex gasped.
Hank and M'yrnn turned into their green Martian forms. J'onn punched his father hard. M'yrnn phased through the DEO walls until he reached the outside air. J'onn phased through the skyscraper and punched M'yrnn with his right across the city and then punched him again with his left. J'onn took hold of M'yrnn and flew him across the horizon.
The next morning, Mon found himself naked under the sheets. Maggie awoke at the same time as he did. "You were wonderful," Maggie complimented. "In all of my relationships, I have always been the man. Last night, you made a woman out of me," Maggie said.
"If only I could have this sexy body and keep my dick," Mon said thoughtfully.
"Wait...what?" Maggie thought she misheard.
"I have to go," Mon said getting up. He put Kara's clothes back on within a second and put his toys away.
"So, this is it?" Maggie asked disappointedly.
"I'll call you," Mon said having no intention of doing so. He put two fingers to his forehead and disappeared.
"That's Mon's technique," Maggie realized.
At James' apartment, Kara awoke to find her fully clothed and hungover on a couch. "I feel...nothing. Mon can really hold his liquor," Kara said unexpectedly pleased.
James was in his bed snoring away. "Best to remain friends," Kara considered.
The dining room window suddenly exploded out as Kon entered wearing his DEO jacket, Superman t-shirt, black pants, and sword. James suddenly awoke upon hearing the window break. "Kon, what are you doing here?" Kara asked him.
"I saw you fall to Purity on the news. It is time for me to take your place," Kon grinned insanely.
"What the fuck are you talking about?" Kara asked impatiently.
"After I succeed you, mother will be mine," Kon explained.
"I don't have time for this bullshit," Kara said to him.
"You're stalling, father. You've lost your edge," Kon said confidently.
"I can reach Super Insane level four. You're still stuck on one," Kara rolled her eyes.
Kon used super-speed and punched Kara hard to the gut dropping her. "Mon!" James shouted getting his Guardian shield.
Kon pointed at James with his left hand sending an energy beam right at his shield. James was blasted off his feet, thrown into his bed, and slammed against the wall knocking him out. Kon went Super Insane creating an energy surge that blasted apart all of James' stuff in the living room. The plasma TV, the easy chair, the coffee table, and the couch were obliterated by the surge.
Kara tried to restrain Kon, but he gave her combination punches to the chest and chin dropping her. Kon then kicked her through the door, through the apartment complex wall, and into the outside air. Kon flew through the hole he had made and then backhanded Kara to the ground. Kara hit the street pavement down below hard creating a crater.
"I'm going to murder that kid," Kara groaned.
"Do you yield, father?" Kon said taking out his sword.
"Kon, I'm your...," Kara said and stopped herself.
"With my first strike, I will expose your nakedness. With my second strike, I will send you to the nursing home," Kon smiled as he whirled his sword in his hand.
"Fuck," Kara realized. "Kon...I yield."
Kon frowned wondering if this was some kind of trick. Kara knelt before him in the crater. Kon sped to her and placed the tip of his sword under her chin towards her neck. "Mother is mine, now," Kon said to her.
"As you say," Kara allowed.
"Sweet," Kon said immaturely and put his sword back in its sheath. "You shall not mate with any other female without my permission. I'm king now."
"Yeah, sure, kid," Kara said not taking him seriously.
Kon leaped up and flew off leaving Kara dazed. "I shouldn't have agreed to two," she muttered.
Maggie decided to drink to get over the fact that she had just had sex with her ex's super-hero sister. "I'm such a terrible person," she said to herself in self-pity.
The door was suddenly kicked off its hinges. Kon entered the apartment and looked around only finding Maggie in bed. "Nice," he smiled upon seeing her.
"What are you doing here?" Maggie demanded.
"I'm looking for mother. I have great news for her," Kon said looking around the apartment.
"She already left," Maggie said.
Kon took one of Maggie's beer bottles and drank it down. "I'm so confused. Why was father in a man's apartment? Why was mother with you?"
"Got me, kid," Maggie admitted.
Kon shrugged not bothering to think it through. "From now on, mother belongs to me. No one shall touch her without my permission. I'm the king now," Kon told her.
"I think Kara can do whatever she wants. You're no match against her," Maggie pointed out.
Kon took out his sword and whirled the blade in his hand. "That's true but the same cannot be said for you," Kon smiled.
"You're psychotic," Maggie told him.
"No, I'm Insane," Kon replied. He then put his sword away and flew out her window shattering it as he did.
Alex looked over the mess that was the DEO floor. Dead bodies and blood were everywhere. "Okay, I want this floor so clean I can eat off it," she ordered her men.
Alex turned to a still shell-shocked Winn. "Do you have Hank's location?" she asked him.
"No, his tracker is off," Winn replied.
"What about Mon and Kara?" Alex asked.
Mon instantly appeared inside the DEO. He opened a compartment and looked over the Insane armor Winn had made for his daughter. He quickly put on boots, a black gi, white gloves, and female Insane armor. Satisfied with his appearance, he instantly disappeared.
Mon instantly transported himself to Apokolips and looked around for any immediate threats. Darkseid's slaves stared at him and backed away in fear. Parademons immediately swarmed him. Putting two fingers into the air, he created an energy shock wave that shattered the swarm to pieces. Mon looked for Darkseid's palace and shot off towards it. Darkseid was on his throne when Mon punched the door open.
"We meet again, Kryptonian. You humiliated me with that lucky punch. Now, I shall humiliate you by making you my slave, " Darkseid said angrily as he walked off his throne.
"I'm not here to play games. I'm here to kill you. This is for destroying planet Mon," Mon said to him.
"A Kryptonian sympathetic to the Insane? How ridiculous," Darkseid scoffed.
Mon raised his hand and casted several yellow wide beams on Darkseid's frame keeping him in place. Mon then encased Darkseid in a large black energy box. Energy beams sliced through the energy box skewering Darkseid from multiple directions. When the energy box collapsed, blood oozed from several places from his rock-hard skin. His eyes glowing red, he fired on Mon with his Omega beams.
"Emak-Emak-Ah!" Mon fired back with his own energy beam. The two beams met in the middle and then Mon over-powered Darkseid blinding him. Darkseid cried out in rage and pain as his eyes were blackened. Mon pointed his palm at Darkseid and let loose a power burst that went through Darkseid's gut and out the other side. Darkseid fell to his knees devastated.
Mon advanced on Darkseid ready to kill him. Darkseid chuckled and then laughed at the approaching Mon. "I see now. You're not Kara Zor-El after all. You have her body but not her mind," Darkseid sensed.
"What of it?" Mon asked defensively.
"You call this avenging your people? You couldn't defeat me yourself, so you took your wife's body. Pathetic," Darkseid sneered.
Mon hesitated to make the killing blow. "No one will remember that it was you that defeated me. They will only remember that it was Kara Zor-El that killed Darkseid," Darkseid continued.
"I don't give a shit. All I care about is that you're dead," Mon said to him.
"Your feelings betray you. If you could defeat me in your own body with your own fists, you would. You have settled for a dishonorable kill," Darkseid said to him.
Mon pointed his palm at Darkseid's face ready to blast his head off. "You hesitate because you know it's true," Darkseid grinned.
"I know you're playing me, but you're right," Mon admitted.
"If you kill me, you will have no purpose to your life. You will be a mere shell," Darkseid said to him. "Or you can continue to train and work towards defeating me with your own body."
"Even after years of struggle and pain, I never came close to beating you. I want to avenge my people so badly but my pride is keeping me back," Mon realized.
"Yes," Darkseid agreed.
"Even if I defeat you, I will still only be second best to Kara," Mon said bitterly.
"Indeed," Darkseid agreed.
"I'm just going to have to live with that," Mon said as he created an energy orb in his palm.
Suddenly, Mon felt excruciating pain in his side. He collapsed to the floor with a Kryptonite spear in his side. Darkseid's shady servant stood over Mon. "Master, I have saved you," the shady servant said excitedly.
"And you shall receive your reward," Darkseid said as he crushed his shady servant's head with one strike.
"You may have put out my eyes, but I can always sense an evil heart. I can see you as clear as day," Darkseid said of Mon.
Mon gritted his teeth as he pulled the spear out of his side. Darkseid grabbed a hold of Mon's shoulders and headbutted him. A dazed Mon fell to the floor nearly knocked out. "There is no pride or honor in this universe. There is only life...or death," Darkseid said to Mon as he took the Kryptonite spear in his hand.
"I could have killed you. I could have destroyed your whole planet," Mon spat at him.
"I don't give a fuck," Darkseid replied.
"You're as much a prisoner as I am. This planet is your prison," Mon said to him.
"Oh really? I'm not an asshole, because I have to be. Now, I am, because I choose to be," Darkseid grinned.
Mon fired an energy beam at Darkseid but it was so weak it deflected off his armor. "Bitch, please," Darkseid said unimpressed.
"Fuck," Mon said as he realized he was beaten. He put two fingers to his forehead and instantly disappeared.
Mon instantly appeared inside the DEO clinic. He collapsed on the floor in front of Alex. "Oh my God," Alex said as she saw her sister's condition.
Kara entered the DEO clinic and noticed her body in a medical bed. Alex worked quickly to put a solar laser on the wound to stimulate Mon's cells. "If you go Prime, you can heal it instantly," Kara told Mon.
"I don't know how," Mon admitted.
"You nearly got yourself killed, you idiot," Kara said angrily.
"You couldn't even go Super Insane," Mon mocked.
"You both need to shut up," Alex said to them as she worked to close up Mon's wound.
"Where's M'yrnn?" Kara demanded.
"Hank and M'yrnn are both gone," Alex said.
"No way," Kara closed her eyes.
"When did you care, Mon?" Alex asked.
"M'yrnn switched our minds," Kara told her.
Alex stared at Kara and then back to Mon. She noticed Mon was wearing Insane armor and Kara was wearing a pink collared shirt that was obviously borrowed from James. "You have to be fucking kidding me," Alex realized.
Kon was on a rooftop practicing his swordplay. He sliced a pigeon in half with expert aim. He then sliced down on another pigeon slicing it in half in mid-air. "Like a boss," Kon said impressed with himself.
Birds of all types started to rain down around him. Kon considered slicing them in half too but then quickly realized they were already dead. The dead birds dropped at his feet in the dozens. Looking up at the sky, he saw scores of birds suddenly dropping to the streets below.
"What the fuck?" Kon wondered.