"Ino pay attention, you doing this half-assed," Shikamaru said. He was playing GO with Ino, and she was too busy looking at her breasts, trying to make them look bigger.
"I am not!"
"Yeah, and even if she was, she still has enough to get the job done." Chouji said looking at his teammate's ever increasing butt.
"What?" Ino dropped her hands from her chest, and tuned to her butt. "And for the fatso to say that!" Ino's face became one of worry, before turning to her father who was drunk with his old teammates. "Daddy!"
"I'M NOT FAT!" Chouji bellowed after the big-butted anorexic girl.
"Yes son, yes you are," a drunken Chozu said, walking over to his son.
"Uh, later," Shikamaru said dragging his father, the drunkest of them all, out of the bar.
Shikamaru walked out of the bar only to hear his teammate, "And then Chouji said I had a big butt!" the blonde wailed to her passed-out father, "He is sooo mean! I'm not going to talk to him for a week!" Tears began to form in her eyes.
"Troublesome, doesn't she realize that's not a punishment?" he said pulling, his father away from the blonde sight, and home.
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okay people, this is random, and what my parents said about my butt, I was so mad! So the point is that this is a random one shot, I dedicate this to my butt, as an apology…wow that was weird. R&R please!