(Rated I for Immature)
Vers entered a special room on Hala, the Kree home-world. There, she saw Brainiac in all his glory. "Supreme Intelligence," she addressed.
"A colony of Green Martians is thriving on Earth. They must be eradicated," Brainiac ordered her.
"Why are you telling me this?" Vers wondered confused.
"Earth is your home-planet, is it not? I hope your feelings on this matter are clear," Brainiac said to her.
"They are clear," Vers said miffed.
"The humans may protect the Martians out of a misguided sense of compassion," Brainiac said to her.
"I will exterminate the infestation once and for all. Any human that gets in my way will meet the same fate," Vers assured him bowing her head to him.
"Good, now go," Brainiac said turning his back to her. Cables then came down from the ceiling and connected with his skull.
Vers nodded and then walked out of the room.
Captain Supergirl
Soon thereafter, Vers tumbled into Earth's atmosphere as her escape pod began to break apart. She eventually was flung out of the pod and crashed into a Best Buy. Vers slowly got back to her feet and looked around. The building was dark and closed. Looking around at the electronics featured, Vers went to work tearing apart devices until she patched her damaged wristband.
Outside, a security guard saw the whole thing and called the police. The DEO was tracking police calls in the general vicinity of the alien crash. "A blond woman just crashed into the Best Buy," the security guard said to the cops.
"That sounds like bullshit," the operator replied.
"It's true, I'm not making this up," the security guard said defensively.
"Supergirl," Alex realized. "Let's move out."
DEO personnel swarmed the Best Buy and found Vers trying to reconnect with her people. "Stay put. We'll come and get you. Try to blend in," Yon ordered her.
"Yeah, sure," Vers said without enthusiasm.
The circuitry she had acquired from Best Buy then sparked ending their call. "Piece of shit," Vers said shaking her head.
"Did you call this in?" Brainiac 5 asked the security guard still in his car outside the store.
He nodded. "You're lucky to be alive," Brainiac 5 smiled and then walked off.
Alex approached Vers still working on her wristband outside the store. "Carol?" Alex wondered.
"Do I know you?" Vers asked not recognizing Alex.
"Alex Danvers: DEO. We monitor all alien life on the planet," Alex said taking out her badge.
"She's human," Brainiac 5 determined.
"Look, I'll be out of your hair as soon as I track down some Martians that have infiltrated your planet," Vers said nonchalantly.
"Excuse me?" Alex thought she misheard.
"Martians, they're shape-shifters," Vers said condescendingly.
"Yeah, I know what a Martian is," Alex said obviously.
"Are you aware there is one on that roof?" Vers asked her.
"Oh shit!" Alex ducked for cover as a Martian fired heat vision against Vers. She took out her pistol and fired back nearly taking out the Martian. He then got up and fled the scene.
Vers ran after the Martian as he headed towards the monorail. Alex and Brainiac 5 got in a car and pursued them both. "This is nuts. She looks exactly like Carol," Alex said confused.
"Carol?" Brainiac 5 asked.
"She's my cousin, but she disappeared years ago. She hasn't aged a day," Alex said.
"We have been allies with the Martians for some time. Are your feelings clear on this matter?" Brainiac 5 asked Alex.
"They're clear, asshole," Alex said disdainfully.
Brainiac 5 drove like a madman as he pursued after the monorail. Cars occasionally hit them as he changed lanes. "Holy fuck, Barney," Alex complained.
Brainiac 5 did his best to keep up with the monorail but was then hit by a car stopping his vehicle. "Well...shit," Alex said disappointedly.
Vers got on to the train and started looking around for the rogue Martian. She finally came upon an elderly grandmother. She smiled warmly at Vers. Cocking her fist back, Vers punched granny to the face. "Holy shit," one passenger said as he saw it.
Vers proceeded to beat the shit out of granny as she tried to escape her wrath. Other passengers tried to hold Vers back, but she kicked their asses, too. Granny fled the car with Vers in hot pursuit. The Martian then shape-shifted into Bill Gates with his red cardigan sweater. The Martian then leaped up to the roof of the train. Vers went after him and engaged him in hand-to-hand combat. Vers easily kicked Bill Gates' ass, but he then phased inside the train just as it was about to go into a tunnel. Vers fired her pistol into the roof of the train and dropped back inside.
As the train came to a stop, a pissed-off Vers exited the train and looked around in the subway station for any sign of the Martian. Seeing nothing, Vers walked out of the subway station and acquired a map from a local gas station. A motorcycle rider came up to her. "Lighten up, honey. Can you give me a smile?" he asked flirtatiously.
"Because you're an asshole, I feel justified stealing your stuff," Vers said to him.
"What?" he wondered.
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle," Vers said to him.
"You forgot to say please, lady," he refused.
"Now," Vers said forcefully and then kicked his ass. Moments later, she was wearing civilian clothes over her suit and riding a motorcycle like she owned the road.
Alex got out of her smashed car and stopped an approaching car coming their way. "FBI business. I'm commandeering your vehicle," she said to the driver.
"Eat shit and die, Fed!" he spat.
Brainiac 5 quickly dragged the man out of his vehicle and threw him aside. "Shall we, director?"
The two then drove off. "A motorcycle was stolen by a woman matching the description as our suspect," Brainiac 5 said as he connected himself to police communications.
"That suspect is my cousin, Carol. I thought she was dead," Alex said confused.
"There are a lot of blonds apparently not dead in our circle," Brainiac 5 remarked.
"What?" Alex wondered.
"Nothing," Brainiac 5 said dismissively.
Alex and Brainiac 5 entered a bar and found Vers hanging out. "This is good shit," Vers complimented the bartender as she drank alcohol for the first time in years.
"Carol, what the fuck is going on?" Alex demanded of her.
Vers took out her pistol. "Not a step closer. I've had enough of Martians trying to kill me today."
"Why exactly are they trying to kill you?" Brainiac 5 asked.
"Well, because I hunt them down and kill them for one. So, you better prove to me that you're not one of them," she said pointing her pistol at them.
Brainiac 5 deactivated his human hologram and shot out cables that completely destroyed an old jukebox. Carol immediately got on a knee for him. "Well, finally some respect," Brainiac 5 said pleased.
"Really?" Alex wondered.
"You are of Brainiac," Vers said amazed.
"Yes, I am Brainiac 5," Brainiac 5 told her. "You've heard of us?"
"The Supreme Intelligence on Kree is Brainiac. He is our leader," Vers revealed.
"That explains much," Brainiac 5 realized. "As one of Brainiac's offspring, you should follow my instructions."
"As you wish," Vers replied.
"This is getting fucking weird," Alex remarked. "Let's go to Midvale and visit my parents. Maybe that will jog her memory."
"Agreed," Brainiac 5 said.
"I'm going to need that pistol," Alex said to Vers.
"How about no?" Vers refused.
"Okay, keep it. Fuck it," Alex said giving up.
On the road-trip to Midvale, Vers discussed her various missions. "So, in summary, I've exterminated a lot of different weird-ass races. I mean, a lot," Vers said, proud of herself.
"All by yourself?" Alex asked shocked and appalled.
"No, I'm a member of a team. They'll be collecting me soon," Vers said.
"Is there a particular reason why the Kree find it necessary to commit planetary genocide?" Brainiac 5 asked casually as he drove them.
"We need to purify the filth of the galaxy and whatnot. I'm not really into the political bullshit behind it. All I know is that all members of my team have each other's backs. We're like family," Vers said.
"Disregarding objective morality to defend and protect close family members is common here, too," Brainiac 5 said to her. Alex gave Brainiac 5 a dirty look.
"You got it," Vers smiled. She then turned on the radio to a 90's station. "What is this?" she wondered.
"The humans call it music," Brainiac 5 said condescendingly.
"I like it," Vers said pleased with it as No Doubt sang "Just a Girl."
"The Carol I know was a fighter pilot for the US Air Force. She would never condone genocide," Alex objected.
"You keep calling me that name. I do not think it means what you think it means," Vers said condescendingly.
"Yeah, Alex, lighten up," Brainiac 5 agreed.
Vers then rocked out to Alanis Morissette: "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed, I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between. You know you wouldn't want it any other way. So take me as I am. This may mean you'll have to be a stronger man. Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous. And I'm going to extremes," she sang.
"This really speaks to me," Vers said pleased with the music.
"It is an excellent piece," Brainiac 5 agreed.
Alex rolled her eyes and let them banter about missions, weapons, and how to properly run a concentration camp.
At Midvale, Brainiac 5 drove up to the Danvers' residence. Eliza came out to greet Alex giving her a warm hug. She then saw Vers. "Carol? Is that you?" Eliza asked amazed.
"That's what everyone keeps calling me," Vers said amused.
"She's lost her memories of being Carol Danvers," Brainiac 5 explained.
"Oh, I see. That's a familiar story these days," Eliza said dryly.
"Indeed," Brainiac 5 said knowingly.
"Carol, you haven't aged a day and it's been years," Eliza said amazed. "What's your secret?"
"Relativity: It is a bitch," Vers replied.
"So, you've been out in space. How exciting. You need to tell me all about it," Eliza said intrigued.
"You really don't," Alex rolled her eyes.
"Why didn't you bring her to her parents?" Eliza asked Brainiac 5.
"I didn't think they were ready to see her yet," Brainiac 5 replied.
"Sure, I can understand that. Can I speak with Alex alone? Go right inside," Eliza said to Brainiac 5 and Vers.
"What's up?" Alex asked her mother.
"I need you to not freak out when you come inside," Eliza said seriously.
"I never freak out," Alex said offended.
"Honey, you freak out every time you visit," Eliza reminded her.
Alex entered the house and noticed a lot of the family photos were taken down. Brainiac 5, Vers, and Jeremiah started chatting about his robot arm. Vers was particularly interested in the arm's engineering.
"Not bad," Vers said impressed.
"Years ago, we heard you died in a flying accident. Now, you're here," Jeremiah said amazed.
"Nothing can take down a blond, am I right?" Kara agreed, giving Vers a fist-bump.
Alex entered the kitchen and saw Kara at the table with the others. She was wearing civilian clothes and glasses making her completely unrecognizable. "Who's this?" Alex asked her mother.
"You really don't know?" Eliza tested.
"No, should I?" Alex wondered.
Kara got up and walked up to Alex with a condescending smile. "I've heard so much about you, Alex Danvers."
"I sure hope not," Alex said eyeing her mother.
"Karina is a foreign exchange student from Russia. She's helping me with my work," Eliza introduced.
"Uh-huh," Alex said looking at Kara suspiciously.
"I'm sensing tension between you two," Vers said amused.
"Our two countries don't really get along," Alex said to Kara.
"How can you say that? We're the best of friends," Kara smiled mockingly.
"Your planet isn't unified under one government? That's sad," Vers remarked.
"Yes, it is. Someone should do something about that," Brainiac 5 smiled.
The Danvers family played a game of Trivia Pursuit as it became evening. Brainiac 5 dominated every game but occasionally Eliza got close. Vers and Brainiac 5 competed evenly for the science questions. "You're not playing at full power, are you?" Vers accused Brainiac 5.
"Guilty," he replied.
"Well, I must be going," Kara said getting up. "I'll see you at the university," she said to Eliza.
"Of course," Eliza smiled.
Kara then walked out of the house and flew off out of sight of Alex. "Well, what's next?" Eliza asked the group.
Hank then phased inside the house and eyed Vers. "What the fuck is this shit?" he asked the group.
"J'onn, I can explain," Alex said to him.
"I don't think you can. She's a Kree. They're responsible for hunting down Martians across the galaxy," Hank said angrily.
Vers took out her pistol and aimed at Hank. "Can we do this outside?" Eliza said not wanting the house to be wrecked.
"Yeah, let's," Vers agreed blasting Hank out of the house with her pistol.
"God damn," Hank said stung by the blast.
Vers pointed her pistol at Hank's head ready to kill him. "Let's not be so hasty," Brainiac 5 said pointing his own pistol at Vers. Alex also had her pistol on her.
"Let's everyone chill," Eliza said in an attempt to deescalate the situation.
"I knew it was only a matter of time before you two turned on me. When the Kree come to pick me up, you're all fucked," Vers told them.
Hank got back to his feet. "Well, you won't live to see it."
"J'onn, she's my cousin," Alex told him.
"I don't give a shit. She's a Martian killer," Hank replied.
"Among other races," Vers smirked.
"Alex, are you aware of what you're dealing with? I can read her mind, right now. She's participated in mass genocide. She's basically a space-Nazi," Hank said to her.
"I know, but she wasn't always this way. Her memories were erased," Alex said to him.
"Really?" Hank asked Brainiac 5.
Brainiac 5 merely shrugged. "This whole memory thing is getting complicated. Let me see if I can unfuck this a little," Hank said and then placed his hand on Vers. With his telepathic powers, he unlocked the memories she had lost.
"Wow, I wasted most of life with you fucks," Vers realized as she remembered her past life.
"That's all you got out of that?" Hank asked unimpressed.
"I've traveled the stars, met and killed countless alien races, and talked with the Supreme Intelligence of the galaxy. This place is a shit-hole," Vers said nodding.
"You're a real piece of work," Hank said displeased.
"Perhaps, she hasn't yet processed all of her memories yet," Brainiac 5 suggested.
"Process this: You're going to tell me everything about the Kree including your Supreme Intelligence and then you're going to help us kick their ass," Hank said to her.
"You...can go fuck yourself," Vers refused. "I refuse to help you, green bastard."
"You already have. Apparently, a Kree defector discovered coordinates for a Martian ship in Earth's orbit. She wanted to deliver to them a prototype core that would allow them to escape this galaxy. The Kree found out about it and shot her ass down along with you. The Kree never did get those coordinates out of you. They lack my special skills," Hank said to her.
"Even if that's true, the Kree can simply annihilate this planet, destroying the Martian ship in orbit, cloaked or not," Vers replied.
"You would allow the extinction of your own race to kill a handful of Martians?" Hank asked incredulously.
"You stand accused, Martian," Vers spat.
"Look, I don't have time for this bullshit. The Kree will soon be here to pick you up. So, either you help us or I'll have you rot in a cell for the rest of your days," Hank said to her.
Vers looked over her suit as she got ready for a potential battle. She changed the settings on her suit color to make it look blue and red. "It suits you better," Hank allowed.
"Let's move," Alex said ready for action.
"In what?" Vers asked.
Hank decloaked his Martian space-ship. "Nice," Brainiac 5 said approvingly.
With all four inside, the Martian space-ship went into space and arrived at the coordinates. Brainiac 5 then deactivated the cloak on the Martian ship revealing it. "It's a Kree Imperial cruiser," Brainiac 5 said looking over it.
The Martian spaceship docked inside and the four of them got out. As soon as they entered, Martian families appeared before them. A female leader approached Hank. "We have been in orbit for years never sending out a signal in fear of the Kree. Our orbit is stable, but we have no engine power."
"There is a small colony on Earth. You will be safe on the surface," Hank said to her.
The female leader then noticed Ver's Kree uniform and backed away. "She's a friend," Hank assured her.
"I'm not going to hurt you," Vers said to her.
One of the Martian children showed Vers a pinball machine with a high-score. "Oh yeah, I bet I could beat it within a week," Vers smiled at the kid.
Yon-Rogg and his crew then entered the ship. "Fraternizing with the enemy," he scolded Vers. "What did you do to your uniform?" he asked disgustedly.
"Red and Blue: America's colors," Vers replied.
"What the fuck is an America?" Yon wondered.
"They got into her head, just like we thought," Att-Lass said condescendingly.
"The Supreme Intelligence will set her straight," Bron-Char said confidently.
"Tall order," Vers said skeptically.
Yon activated his energy weapon and pointed it at Vers. "You're either with them or us," he said to her.
Vers shook her head and exploded in energy sending the entire Starforce to the floor. Her energy lit up the room overwhelming everyone present. "I used to find you amusing. Let's end this," Yon said to his crew. Vers sent out energy beams from her hands blasting members of the Starforce back and destroying sections of the ship.
Meanwhile, Hank, Brainiac 5, and Alex took on Kree soldiers with intense laser fire in the corridors. Brainiac 5 looked upon the Martian families, his two comrades, and then back at the shooting Kree soldiers. Sighing, he went out into the open and was shot multiple times. Brainiac 5 returned fired killing the Kree soldiers. Brainiac 5 then fell to his knees damaged.
More Kree soldiers arrived to kill off the Martian families. "They're here," a Kree soldier told the group. As they reached the families, the rogue Kree soldier fired on the others killing them all. The rogue Kree then turned back into Hank. "How did you do that?" a Martian asked.
"It helps to be a badass," Hank replied.
Vers kicked ass on the Starforce with energy attacks. They put out all the stops with laser fire and melee weapons but nothing had any effect on her. Yon used his gravity gun to fling scrap metal at Vers pinning her against the wall. Vers blasted the metal off of her.
Hank led all the Martian families onto his space-ship. "This is going to be a really tight fit," he said to them all. They squeezed into every square inch of the ship and closed the door. "God damn," Hank said as he could barely move.
"I can't breathe," Alex complained.
Brainiac 5 used his mind to automate the ship out of the Kree cruiser towards Earth. A Kree fighter then pursued them. "This is some bullshit," Hank said unable to move a muscle.
Brainiac 5 navigated the ship down to Earth and evaded Att-Lass as she fired upon him with her fighter. Using the Grand Canyon, Brainiac 5 attempted to get her to crash into the rock walls. Meanwhile, Yon got in his own fighter. Vers got on his windshield to blast through it when the ship descended into space. Vers quickly put on her helmet, so she could breathe as she was sucked out into space. She then flew after Yon.
Brainiac 5 expertly navigated the canyon and then ended up face-to-face with Att-Lass surprising her. He fired all weapons blasting her to nothing. Yon fired down from below hitting them. Vers flew in and intercepted Yon punching his ship hard. Yon crashed in the desert disabled.
Vers then noticed shimmers in the air as the Kree fleet arrived.
Several Kree battleships emerged from a hyperspace gate and approached Earth. Brainiac looked out the window of his bridge. "Deploy ballistic missiles," he ordered.
A dozen missiles were launched towards the surface to exterminate the Martians for good. Vers flew up to meet the missiles and fired energy blasts at each of them destroying them. In quick succession, Vers ended the first wave.
"That's impossible. Earth doesn't have a defense system powerful enough to destroy our warheads," Brainiac considered.
Brainiac then zoomed in on the threat and saw Vers rocketing towards them. "That isn't their defense system. Take her down," he ordered his officers.
Fighters were then deployed to take Vers down. Vers avoided their fire and then blasted each fighter one-by-one with a bright aura around her. Brainiac watched the display of power intrigued. Vers penetrated one of the battleships ripping it apart from the inside. The ship exploded as Vers exited.
Vers then flew straight for the flagship and powered up becoming as bright as a star. "Impressive for a human," Brainiac's admiral said dryly.
"That is no human. Take the fleet back through the gate. We'll be back for the woman later," Brainiac ordered.
The Kree fleet then exited back through hyperspace disappearing from view. Vers then went back towards the Earth and landed next to Yon's crashed ship. The two walked towards one another with it appearing that Yon would attack first with his pistol. He then smiled at her.
"I'm so proud of you. You've come a long way since the day I found you by the lake. But can you keep your emotions in check to take me on?" he asked condescendingly.
"I suppose," Vers replied as her eyes glowed red.
"This is your big moment! Can you do it! I don't think you can! Turn off the light show! Let's see you beat me as you are!" he shouted at her.
Vers simply blasted him off his feet into a rock formation. Yon fell to the ground beaten and broken. "I have nothing to prove to you," she said to him.
Vers then peeled away her face-mask revealing Mara's face. "What is this shit?" Yon wondered.
"Your Vers never betrayed you. You trained her well, perhaps a little too well," Mara said to him.
"What are you?" Yon questioned.
Mara pushed some buttons on her suit redesigning it to look like her Supergirl uniform. "A Kryptonian?" Yon doubted.
"An Insane Kryptonian," Mara corrected.
Mara then dragged Yon back to his ship and lifted him off his feet by the neck. "I want you to do a favor for me. I want you to tell all your friends about me."
"Fuck you," Yon spat back.
Mara threw Yon back into his ship, fired energy into his ship, and sent him off the planet.
At the DEO, Alex entered the prison hall and found the real Vers in a cell without her suit on wearing just civilian clothes. "The Kree will come for me," she said to Alex.
"They already did and Supergirl kicked their asses back home," Alex said to her.
"They will never stop," Vers said to Alex.
"When I last saw you, you were a Captain in the US Air Force," Alex scolded.
"My loyalty is to the Kree," Vers glared. "And nothing you can do can change that. I will always put the Kree above family, including you, cousin."
Alex nodded. "My resolve to keep this world safe is the same, cousin." Alex then walked away like a boss.
Author's Notes: In this continuity, Alex and Carol are cousins. The Marvel version naively has Carol changing sides so easily after years of comradery with the Kree. I decided to put forth a more realistic interpretation here. In this version, Alex's mindwipe is not just that Kara Danvers was Supergirl but that they were sisters as well.