FINALLY! A harry potter fanfic from the infamous random potterfreak001! This will be Fred n George's views, so don't complain that I didn't warn you that this will be completely random and insane.

Hold on to your sanity and here we go...!

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Fred, I think we had better do something about that youngest brother of ours.

Your right, George.

Really, no fun in his life at all.

He DID help harry stop the most evil wizard of all time on several occasions, though.

That's beside the point. He may be all heroic in saving people and all, but he doesn't seem to have ANY romantic action, does he?

You forget the Lavender incident.

That was because he was trying to prove Hermione wrong.

Again.

So, therefore we have to help our poor, desolate little brother by getting him together with his best friend.

Harry?

NO! HERMIONE, you nitwit!

I knew that.

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Right, ready?

Ready.

GLOOP. " FRED AND GEORGE WEASLY, GET US OUT OF THIS BOAT RIGHT NOW!" Hermione screamed.

" But Hermione, we can't. the portable swamp won't dry up for about another... how long, George?"

"Three hours."

"So, you had better make use of your time in that boat. And don't even try swimming in it, the stink will stay on you for a week."

"RON!" yelled Hermione desperately, " DO SOMETHING!"

"Sorry Hermione," replied Ron, "But when my brothers say that the stink will stay, they usually mean it."

"Say, George, doesn't this look mildly familiar?"

" I think it looks like a scene from that muggle movie dad used to watch."

"The little mermaid?"

"yeah, that one."

"there was a song, right?"

"uh huh."

"What did it sound like?"

"umm, I think it goes like this:

There you see her

Floating there across the way

She has got alot to say but there's something about her

And you don't know why but your dying to try, go on and kiss the girl

Now's your moment

Floating in a stinky swampoon

Bro ya gotta do it soon

No time will be better( Well, actually it could)

It will shut her up

Shut her up

Go on and kiss the girl

Sha chacha cha

My oh my!

Look like the boy too shy

Ain't gonna kiss the girl

Sha chahahaha

Thats too bad

Thats too sad

Your gonna miss the girl"

Fred and George's beautiful duet was interrupted by a VERY angry (and spitting)Hermione who, at the moment, had a very odd and striking resemblance to an angry wolverine (the animal, not the X-man).

MUCH LATER (a bit more than three hours)

That was rather satisfying.

And enjoyable.

Well, right up to the bit where Hermione nearly turned us into a pair of canaries.

I still think my butt has feathers.

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TO BE CONTINUED.

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