(Rated I for Immature)

Batwoman V Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

(With Supergirl, duh)

Kate Kane found herself in a Chinese prison in shabby clothes. She waited patiently in a long line to get soup from the guards. She had been in plenty of prison fights with the men. She had been tested. She was true.

"They are going to fight you," an elderly prisoner said to her as a prison gang walked towards her.

"Again? They should have learned their lesson," Kate smirked.

"Until they kill you," the elderly prisoner warned.

"Tall order," Kate replied confidently.

The gang leader knocked her plate down spilling it on the ground. "You are in hell, little girl," he said in broken English. "And I am the devil."

"The devil can lick my ass," Kate shot back.

The gang leader then began to kick her ass. A prison riot then erupted with some prisoners trying to defend her. Kate found herself thrown in the mud and started wrestling around with the men. The guards then fired into the air to break up the fight. They then pulled Kate from the fight. "Why?" she asked of them.

"Protection," they replied.

"Yeah, from me," Kate smirked.

"You're hopeless. Solitary," the guard ordered as they took her away.

Kate was then thrown into a cell. "Are you so desperate to fight criminals that you lock yourself in to take them on one at a time?" Ra's al Ghul asked.

"Actually, I counted seventy of them," Kate disagreed.

"I counted one with the rest trying to save your ass, Miss Kane," Ra's replied.

"How do you know my name?" Kate asked.

"The world is too small for a US colonel's daughter to go missing no matter how well she hides," Ra's said.

"Who are you?" Kate demanded.

"I go by many names, but you can call me Ducard," Ra's replied. "I am greatly feared by the criminal underground."

"I don't fear you," Kate said defiantly.

"You should. I have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have learned over a lifetime. Skills that make me a nightmare to people like you," Ra's said threateningly.

"You mean Lesbians?" Kate scoffed self-absorbed.

"I can offer you a path," Ra's offered.

"What kind of path?" Kate asked suspiciously.

"The path of hatred towards evil and wishes to serve true justice. The path of the League of Shadows," Ra's explained. "If you devote yourself to an idea and if they don't stop you then you become something else entirely."

"What? Awesome, hilarious, handsome?" Kate assumed.

"A legend," Ra's corrected.

"Alright, I'm in," Kate said intrigued.

"Tomorrow, you will be released. There is a rare blue flower that grows on the eastern slopes. Pick one of these flowers. If you can carry it to the top of the mountain, you may find what you are looking for," Ra's said to her.

"You're making me go through all these hoops because I'm a woman, right?" Kate questioned.

"See you there, Miss Kane," Ra's smiled condescendingly and left the room.

Kate was indeed released from prison and rudely kicked out of a truck in the middle of nowhere. Wandering around the mountains, she came across a village. A blond woman then approached her from behind. "You missing something," Kara said holding the blue flower.

"I don't need it," Kate said to her.

"That's what you need to get in," Kara reminded her.

"That's bullshit. I'm going to just show up and tell them what's up," Kate said arrogantly.

"That isn't going to gain their respect," Kara said.

"I don't need the respect from some straight cisgendered males," Kate insisted.

"Holy fuck. I don't even know where to begin with that. Look, just take the damn flower and go up that hill," Kara said giving it to her.

"Fine," Kate relented taking the blue flower and going on her merry way.

"God damn," Kara shook her head.

Kate banged on the door obnoxiously until it opened for her. "About time," she muttered as she went into the dark wooden fortress. As she did, League of Shadow ninjas surrounded her.

"Come at me," she challenged them.

"Wait," Ra's stopped them. "What do you seek?" Ra's asked her as he came into view.

"I seek the means to fight social injustice," Kate said wide-eyed. "To turn hate into love, to turn shame into pride."

Ra's looked at the blue flower pinned to her clothes. He took the flower and showed the others it. "If you wish to bring pride to others, you must master your own."

"Oh, I got that covered," Kate assured him.

"Are you ready to begin?" Ra's asked.

"Fuck yeah," Kate said confidently.

Ra's proceeded to kick her ass using various martial arts styles such as the tiger, jujitsu, and panther. "You fight like a brawler without discipline," Ra's remarked.

"I'm not afraid," Kate said defiantly on the floor.

"Oh, you will be," Ra's predicted as he knocked her out. "Tell me, Miss Kane. What do you fear?"

Later, Ra's had a chat with Kate on the balcony of the fortress. "Do you still feel responsible for your mother and sister's death?" he asked her.

"Why would I feel responsible? I was just a kid," Kate replied.

"Come, let me make you feel like shit," Ra's said taking her on a training montage. "I will make you feel responsible for their deaths, so you can overcome the guilt you never had. I will teach you to engage six men at once," Ra's said.

"Try six-hundred," Kate smirked.

"I will teach you to disappear. We can teach you to become truly invisible," Ra's said.

"I would rather be there out in the open for all to see," Kate objected.

"Ninjutsu employs explosive powders as weapons or distractions. Theatricality and deception are powerful agents," Ra's taught.

"I would prefer a gun," Kate rolled her eyes.

"You must become more than just a woman in the mind of your opponent," Ra's told her.

"Did you just...assume my gender?" Kate scoffed offended.

On the ice, Ra's fought Kate with swords. "Your mother and sister's death was not your fault. It was your father's," Ra's told her.

"Well, duh," Kate agreed.

"Your father failed to act in time. Your mother was executed and your sister caught in the cross-fire," Ra's reminded her.

"You're right," Kate agreed.

"You're not supposed to agree with me," Ra's said angrily as he twirled her sword out of her hands.

Kate slid on the ice to take back her sword. She got back on her feet and rushed Ra's only to fall through the ice into the water. Ra's shook his head completely dismayed.

After weeks of training, Kate came before Ra's. He had concocted an opium smoke from the blue flowers. "Now, you must journey inwards," Ra's told her. "Breathe it in."

Kate did so and immediately was high as a kite. "Open this chest," Ra's instructed her.

Kate opened the chest and found a pistol. "It is your greatest fear. The weapon that killed your mother and sister. Now, overcome your fear and take it," Ra's instructed her.

"No problem," Kate said picking it up.

"You must now commit yourself to true justice," Ra's said as a prisoner was brought before them.

"Shoot him," Ra's ordered her.

"I kick ass, but I'm no executioner," Kate refused.

"Your compassion is a weakness your enemies will not share," Ra's told her.

"Fine, whatever," Kate said and fired the pistol. She missed even at close range. The bullet went through the floor and ignited the gun-power stored underneath. The explosion wrecked the fortress throwing wood debris everywhere.

"Holy fuck!" Ra's shouted as the ceiling fell on him.

Other ninjas went after Kate with their swords. Supergirl suddenly came down in between them. The ninjas attempted to engage her with their swords only for their blades to shatter upon hitting her. She proceeded to beat them all down even as the fire raged around them. Once she defeated them, she fired heat vision in all directions burning the fortress down. Taking hold of the dazed Kate, Kara flew her out of the fortress as it collapsed on itself.

Moments later, Ra's was taken out of the debris by a strong hand. Ra's looked up and cough as the smoke was all around them. "Oruku Saki," Ra's addressed gratefully. On Oruku's face were three distinct claw marks.

"Let's go," he said in a strong Japanese accent.

Kara and Kate walked down the airstrip towards a military airplane that would take them home. "Did you have fun?" retired Col. Jacob Kane asked her.

"I went to go find myself and I did," she replied.

"I don't know what any of that means but let's get the fuck out of here," Jacob Kane said leading them into the airplane.

"I'll catch you later," Kara smirked walking off.

When they were in the plane, Jacob Kane gave Kate a heartfelt hug. "You're all I have left."

"I know, daddy. I'm going to make you proud," Kate promised him.

Gotham

Kate strolled into Wayne Enterprise and met with Kara behind the CEO desk at the top floor. "I've graduated from ninja camp. Can I put the suit on now?" Kate asked.

"I wouldn't call what happened 'graduated.' What's the word that means the exact opposite of that? Yeah, you flunked out just like West Point," Kara critiqued.

"I didn't flunk out of West Point. I had the best grades in my class," Kate said defensively.

"You just couldn't keep your mouth shut," Kara smirked.

"I was tired of denying my true self," Kate shot back.

"I denied my true self every day since I've arrived here. Now, I'm the acting CEO of Wayne Enterprise, I'm the editor of Catco, and I'm ridiculously rich. All because I've kept my human identity and my Kryptonian identity separate," Kara said to her.

"What's your story?" Kara mocked.

"It's just begun," Kate said confidently.

Kara rolled her eyes. "Powers Industries has been hit by burglars that resemble ninjas. Some kind of corporate espionage or sabotage. We're probably next on the list. So, I'm unlocking all the doors to let them into the R and D facility. When they arrive, you can then kick their ass."

"What if they don't show up?" Kate asked.

"Then it wastes your time, not mine," Kara said brightly.

"Fine," Kate agreed.

Kara led Kate to the secret elevator to the bat cave at the bottom level. Kate went to work putting the suit on with high heel boots, a skin-tight armored suit, utility belt, gloves, and finally the cowl. It was a smaller version of the Batman suit with female dimensions in mind.

"It's a little tight," Kate said to Kara.

"You'll just have to identify yourself thinner," Kara mocked.

"With all your power, you could be a powerful ally for social justice," Kate told her.

"I don't fight for any cause but my own, the people I am close to. In the scheme of things, none of this political bullshit makes a difference," Kara told her.

"Well, I'm going to make a difference," Kate said entering the elevator.

As Kara predicted the Foot Ninja Clan descended upon Wayne Enterprise. They entered the R and D facility and slaughtered the scientists working late. They then tried to get their hands on the microwave emitter, but it became a hologram as they tried to touch it.

"I should have made the scientists holograms, too. Damn," Kara realized watching the video footage from the bat cave.

Batwoman then swung into action and began fighting the ninjas. She quickly became overwhelmed and was getting her ass kicked. Their swords sliced into her suit while ninja stars began to tear her up. Aside from that, she was getting physically beaten.

Kara sighed as she realized she would have to intervene as Supergirl. Then, she noticed something quite odd. Four large figures then dropped down to the ground floor and began fighting the ninjas. They were all humanoid-sized mutant turtles.

"What the fuck?" Kara wondered as she watched.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were in a circle as they faced all sides and with their weapons out. "Stand down and no one gets hurt," Leonardo said seriously.

"Your odds of getting your ass kicked are high," Donatello seconded.

"We'll fuck you up," Raphael promised.

The Foot clan considered the Turtles and decided to come closer with their swords out. "Cowabunga, it is," Michelangelo declared wide-eyed.

Kate watched stunned as the Turtles engaged the ninjas in what could only be described as a blood-bath. Leo slashed up a few of the ninjas with his two swords. Don smacked a number unconscious with his staff. Ralph stabbed fools left-and-right with his blades. Mikey whacked ninjas in the head with his nun-chucks. The ninjas retaliated by throwing ninjas stars at the Turtles slicing into their skin. Batwoman had to take cover as the air became thick with ninja stars. The Turtles utilized their hard shells to protect them from the onslaughts. Razor-sharp ended whips went for the Turtles' necks while smoke grenades went off. The lab quickly became a war-zone.

"Holy shit," Kate realized trying to escape the battle.

As the smoke cleared, the Turtles were bleeding and hurt but a few dozen ninjas were on the floor cut up and broken. Leo then focused on Batwoman. "Who's the girl?" Ralph asked rudely.

"Kind of looks like Batman," Mikey noted.

"She's human," Don determined.

"Well...no shit," Ralph said unimpressed.

"I'll handle this," Leo said approaching her.

Batwoman put her hands up and gave Leo a solid kick as he got close. He simply backhanded her against the wall stunning her. Leo then pulled Batwoman off the floor. "Where's Shredder?" he demanded.

"What?" Batwoman asked confused.

Leo studied her and then let her fall back to the floor. "She doesn't know. Let's move," Leo ordered the others.

"You can't just leave," Batwoman said outraged. She got up, shot her projectile cable gun towards the ceiling, and then leaped up over Leo's head for a kick to the head. Leo quickly sliced off her cable and then kicked her to the floor. Batwoman was now surrounded by the four of them.

The glass ceiling then shattered as Supergirl landed near the fallen Batwoman. "Impressive body count, guys," Kara smiled amused.

"We were about to add two more," Ralph threatened.

"You're adorable," Kara said not taking him seriously.

"Who are you?" Leo demanded of her.

"Do you really not know? Have you been living under a rock these last few years?" Kara wondered.

"No, a sewer," Don informed her

"Well, okay then," Kara grinned.

"We're looking for Shredder," Ralph said to her.

"Have you tried Office Depot?" Kara mocked.

"I've had enough of your sass," Ralph said angrily.

"Oh, I've only begun," Kara told him.

Ralph then punched Kara to the face as hard as he could. Kara merely shook her head and kicked him across the room. Don then slammed her with his staff only for nothing to happen. Kara quickly disarmed him and punched him away. Mikey placed his nun-chucks around her neck to choke her out. Kara elbowed him hard to the gut dropping him. Leo then swiped at her with his sword. Kara easily dodged each of his swings and then caught his blade with her hand.

"No way," Leo realized he couldn't take back his sword.

Kara disarmed him taking the sword away from him. Leo then took out his second sword. The two dueled furiously as fast as Leo could muster. Kara kept up with his speed and then cut him to his leg and arm dropping him. Kara then clapped her hands as the other three charged her. The shock-wave stunned them all to the floor.

The four brothers gathered together. "When did we lose control of the situation?" Mikey asked stunned.

"I'm calling it," Don said.

"Agreed," Leo nodded.

Leo threw down a smoke grenade and fled the scene. Kara could see through the smoke but allowed them to escape anyway. She then looked down at the beaten Batwoman. Helping her back to her feet, Kara brought her back to the Bat-cave. "Did I really see mutant turtles?" she wondered.

"Afraid so," Kara confirmed.

In the sewers, the Turtles retreated to their secret lair. "You are injured, my sons," Splinter noticed.

"We took care of the Foot Clan easily enough but a girl in a red cape showed up," Mikey said.

"Supergirl," Splinter identified.

"Who is she?" Leo asked curiously.

"She's an alien from Krypton. On her world, she was no different from humans. But once she arrived here on Earth, the yellow sun made her powerful. No amount of training could prepare you for her," Splinter said to them.

"That sucks," Mikey said immaturely.

"Know your limitations," Splinter lectured.

"We can't afford to have limitations," Ralph said bitterly.

"She's not our enemy," Don said.

"She just kicked our asses," Mikey objected.

"Seek allies wherever you can," Splinter taught them.

The next night, the Foot clan was at the docks in full ninja gear with Shredder with them. The Foot clan worked to transport their drug supply into trucks to send downtown. As the ninjas worked around the dock, one-by-one they were taken out by a dark figure. Noticing something was amiss, the ninjas took out their swords for battle. The ninjas went into a circular pattern giving them 360-degree security. Batwoman fell inside the circle and attacked. The ninjas quickly subdued her and proceeded to kick her ass.

"Wait...give her to me," Shredder ordered them.

Batwoman was brought before Shredder. He looked her over and then placed his wrist blade at her neck. "What are you supposed to be? A can opener?" she smirked.

"Let her up," Shredder ordered.

Batwoman got back on her feet as the ninjas created a circular perimeter around them. "You've caused me enough trouble. Now, you face the Shredder," he told her.

Batwoman rolled her eyes and went for a kick. Shredder didn't even bother to block it. Batwoman then went for a punch to his mask without effect. Shredder then punched her hard to face sending her into a daze. He took hold of her shoulders and kneed her hard to the gut and then elbowed her to the ground. As she fell, Shredder kicked her. Shredder reached out and took a spear from one of his ninjas.

As Batwoman crawled away, Shredder aimed for her back to slice her through. He then heard four loud thuds. "Leave the little lady alone," Leo told him.

"Kill these creatures," Shredder ordered his men.

The ninjas scattered as they went after the Turtles. Leo took on Shredder one-on-one with blades clashing. Leo sliced Shredder's spear in half with his sword. Shredder took the two pieces of his spear to block Leo's two swords. "You have learned much from our last encounter, turtle," Shredder complimented.

"Thanks," Leo smiled

The two continued to duel with Shredder taking advantage of his shoulder blades to get scrapes on Leo's skin. Shredder then head-butted Leo to the ground giving him a forehead wound. "Only together can you defeat me," Shredder told him.

Shredder took one of Leo's swords and the two fought amid the cargo containers. The other three Turtles fought the ninjas jumping from one cargo container to another. Leo lost his footing and fell to the ground on his shell. "Now, you die," Shredder said as he was about to kill him.

Cables tied Shredder's feet together keeping him in place. Leo gave Batwoman an appreciative look and then gave Shredder solid punches. Shredder groaned as he fell to the ground. Using his wrist blades, he cut the cable and quickly got to his feet. However, he had lost momentum. Leo punched him several times forcing him back towards the dock. Leo finally gave Shredder an upper-cut that took off his helmet.

Shredder glared at Leo and Batwoman with his full expression seen. Leo and Batwoman took him on both at the same time. He managed to fend them both off sending them to the ground. Supergirl then dropped in and punched him through the gut and out the other side. Shredder gave her a look of shock as he was hit.

"Death comes for us all, well, except me, but you get the point," Kara said to his shocked face.

"What the?" Shredder coughed up blood.

"It's a great honor to be killed by Supergirl. Just saying," Kara smirked.

Shredder fell to the ground dead. Kara energized her hand evaporating the blood off it. "You killed him. I thought that was against the rules," Batwoman said stunned. "I could have shot him with a pistol."

"Your rule, not mine," Kara corrected. "You represent young thin liberal lesbians with a victim-hood complex, and you cannot afford to let them down by killing people."

"What about your fans?" Batwoman asked.

"Unlike you, I don't give a fuck about them. I actually hate them," Kara replied.

"I wish we had fans," Leo said getting back up.

"Oh, you do," Kara assured him. "They've just been disappointed several times since 1990."

The three other Turtles came back victorious. "We took names and kicked ass," Mikey grinned.

"Is that...Shredder?" Don asked amazed of the body.

"Yeah, I got him," Kara said proudly.

"We fought him for years, our master lost an ear to him, and you killed him," Ralph said pissed-off.

"You can get the next one," Kara promised.

"What were they planning?" Leo wondered.

Kara opened a box of teddy bears. "That's so cute."

"Teddy bears?" Batwoman asked incredulously.

Kara used her X-ray vision to see the drugs inside. She tore the bear apart and took out the drug. Placing the drug pouch up to her face, she crushed it releasing the powder up her nose. "Oh, this is some good shit," Kara said feeling high.

Kara then looked around and saw herself in a large concert filled with enthusiastic concert-goers. "I must be tripping balls but I like it," Kara said enjoying the experience.

The singer then came out and the crowd roared. Kara's eyes gave a look of horror as she saw Taylor Swift about to sing. "This can't be real," Kara said as she tried to fly away but couldn't.

"You need to calm down, you're too loud, you need to just stop," Taylor Swift sang.

Kara tried to shut it out but couldn't. Making it worse were all the people in the crowd enjoying the song. "I can't handle this. I'm about to freak out," Kara said to those around her.

"She's the best," a young man said to her.

"No!" Kara shrieked in her mind.

She then began to glow as she went Prime. Meanwhile, Batwoman and the Turtles gave Kara an alarmed look as she started to glow. Alex and the DEO arrived on the scene just before Kara was about to annihilate the docks. With Kryptonite handcuffs, Alex snapped them on Kara's wrists forcing her to power down.

"Why? Why Taylor?" Kara sobbed on Alex's shoulder.

"I got this," Alex said to the Turtles and Batwoman.

Alex took the powered down Kara away from the docks as the DEO collected the drugs and Foot Clan members. "It was so horrifying," Kara moaned.

"I know it was," Alex said condescendingly as she took her away.

The next morning, the head of Wayne Industries R&D department came to Kara as she slept in her chair wearing sunglasses. "Miss Danvers," he asked nervously.

"Holy shit!" Kara said startled and nearly fell out of her chair. "So...how can I help you, Dave?" she asked as she composed herself.

"We have a situation. The coast guard picked up one of our cargo ships last night...," Dave began.

"Coast Guard," Kara chuckled. "I'm sorry, continue," Kara humored him.

"The ship was heavily damaged, all crew missing, probably dead," Dave said.

"Is the ship and crew insured?" Kara asked becoming serious.

"Yes," he assured her.

"We'll mourn for them in the press, set up a scholarship in their names, and then when this blows over we'll file an insurance claim at the end of the fiscal year. We may actually come out of this ahead," Kara said brightly.

"Very good but the ship was carrying a prototype weapon. It's a microwave emitter. It's used in desert warfare to vaporize the water supply," Dave said.

"Sounds bad-ass," Kara said vaguely recalling approving of the project.

"Well, they turned it on," Dave reported.

"That's not very responsible. Why the fuck would they do that not knowing what it would do to the ship? It could have sunk the ship with them on it or even vaporized themselves," Kara said. "You know, the human body is two-thirds water. Only someone like Supergirl could resist the power of that kind of weapon," Kara said.

"Or Superman," Dave added.

"Fuck Superman," Kara glared at him.

"Right, well, they have it," Dave said.

"Well...shit," Kara sighed. "Start shredding documents."

"Already working on it," Dave replied.

Kara stood up and clutched his shoulders. "You shall now be known as the Shredder."

"Thank you," Dave said touched.

That night, Batwoman was hot on the trail finding a safe house in the hood filled with teddy bears where the drugs had been taken out. Coincidentally, Dr. Jonathon Crane also arrived with some thugs. "Get rid of all traces," he said softly.

"Better torch the whole place," one of his thugs said.

"Alright," Dr. Crane agreed.

The thugs began pouring gasoline all around the floor. One of the thugs took a leak in the bathroom. "Check your privilege," Batwoman said as she slammed him into the mirror knocking him out.

Batwoman then went for the second thug slamming him down to the floor. Dr. Crane then blasted her with his gas while wearing his Scarecrow mask.

Batwoman then saw Dr. Crane morph into Donald Trump. "Having trouble? I know how to help. I know all the best doctors. Great people, all of them."

"The fuck is this?" Batwoman stumbled away from him.

"Take a seat. Have a drink, it's on me," Trump told her as he poured alcohol on her. "You look like a woman that takes herself way too seriously. Do you want my opinion? Of course, you do. Everyone loves me. I got an excellent brain," Trump told her.

Batwoman tried to get away from him as her fear nearly overwhelmed her. "You know, I think you need to lighten up," Trump told her as he flicked a lighter at her.

Batwoman was instantly on fire. Running out of the apartment, she flung herself off the balcony into the rain. Batwoman fell to the ground hard and rolled to put out the flames. The people on the streets stared at her curiously. Batwoman worked her projectile cable gun and took herself up to the roof.

On the roof, she saw images of Trump, a KKK leader, and a Neo-Nazi thug approaching her. "Stay away!" Batwoman shrieked at them.

"We don't take too kindly to your kind," the Neo-Nazi thug said to her.

Kara then landed on the roof to rescue her. "In the rain? Really?" she asked annoyed.

"Trump, Nazis, racists," Batwoman muttered as she shook.

Kara rolled her eyes. "I'm a little insulted your greatest fear isn't me."

Batwoman got back to her feet and stared at Kara. "Beth?" she questioned.

"Okay, this is getting a little too deep for my tastes," Kara said and then injected the antidote into her neck. Batwoman fell in her arms. "Damn, girl, you smell like beer and not the good kind."

Kara then took Batwoman into the sky back to Wayne Tower.

A little later, Dr. Crane was busy putting the fear toxin in the Gotham water supply. The Turtles jumped down and easily dispatched Dr. Crane's men. As they did, Dr. Crane made a 911 call to the police. "Yes, I have an infestation of Turtles," Dr. Crane told the operator.

Ralph took Dr. Crane by the shoulder only to get hit with fear gas. Ralph backed away and started fighting the other Turtles. Leo and Don worked to restrain him. Mikey grabbed a hold of Dr. Crane while covering his nostrils.

"Who you working for?" Mikey demanded.

"Eat shit," Dr. Crane spat.

"Cowabunga, it is," Mikey grinned and then blasted Dr. Crane with fear powder that had been collected at the docks.

"Now, who you working for?" Mikey asked as Dr. Crane began to freak out.

"Ra's al Ghul," Dr. Crane replied wide-eyed.

"Who?" Mikey wondered. "What is this?" Mikey asked of the fear toxin.

"Fear," Dr. Crane said and then passed out.

Ralph was still fighting off both Leo and Don when he got smacked hard to the head with Mikey's nun chucks. Police sirens could be heard coming closer.

"Let's move," Leo ordered.

The Turtles moved their way to the elevator with Raph still passed out. Mikey began to rap freestyle as they went up to the top floor. "Knock that shit off," Leo scolded him.

"Okay, fine," Mikey muttered as they exited the elevator.

On the roof, Don took a projectile cable gun from his pack and fired onto the roof of a nearby building. "Wake up!" Leo slapped Ralph to the face.

"Where's Splinter?" Ralph asked fearfully.

"He's fine. We have to get moving," Leo told him.

Mikey and Don took slid down the cable to other building. Ralph stumbled his way to the cable. "Just leave me behind, bro," Ralph said disoriented.

"No one gets left behind," Leo told him.

Ralph then slid down the cable and tumbled as soon as he got to the roof of the next building with Leo following after him. The four of them then made their way down the fire escape letter and entered their Turtle van. Don drove the van at high speed away from the cops.

Ralph fell to the floor of the van. "I don't feel too good," he admitted.

Cops soon realized what had happened and chased after the Turtle van. "Shit," Don realized.

Don drove like a madman through the streets of Gotham as he tried to get out of the city. A fleet of cop cars and a helicopter were after him. Don attempted to swerve around cars to evade the cops with no success. He then unloaded green slime onto the street sending cop cars into spins. Don then armed the twin cannons on top of the van.

"Take the guns," Don shouted to Mikey.

"Got it," Mikey said taking the middle gunner seat. He turned the turret around, so he was facing the cop cars. The van then fired cannon shots at the cop cars disabling them.

"Stay calm," Leo said to the sickly Ralph.

"What the fuck is going on? Why is Splinter gone?" Ralph shouted incoherently.

Don sent the van hard into the bay and then activated the propeller blades, so it could act like a boat. The van then sank into the bay, turning into a submarine.

At the real Bat-cave under Wayne Manor, Kara noticed the Turtle van entering as it resurfaced inside the cave. Leo dragged Ralph out of the van and took him over to Kara. "He's really sick," Leo told her.

"This antidote is meant for humans. It may not work on him," Kara told him.

"We have to try," Leo insisted.

Kara took a needle and injected Ralph with it. It calmed him down and then he passed out. "Watch him," Kara said to Leo and then went upstairs inside Wayne Manor.

Kara found Alex watching TV. "When you told me your grand plan for saving Gotham, I should have called the men in white coats," Alex said scornfully.

"Been there, done that," Kara reminded her.

"Is it thrill seeking then?" Alex accused.

"You're the one to talk. That's why you're still with the DEO," Kara said scornfully.

"I work at the DEO for the common good," Alex shot back.

"Yeah, bullshit," Kara doubted. "I don't experience thrill, because I cannot be defeated or killed. I am invincible," Kara said.

"So, what the hell is that?" Alex asked pointing to the TV of the Turtle van evading the police.

"Damn good television," Kara smirked.

"It's a miracle no one was killed," Alex scolded.

"Well...that makes it okay then," Kara said dismissively.

"You don't need Batwoman and you don't need turtles. You can handle this on your own," Alex said.

"But what's the fun in that?" Kara scoffed. "By the way, how do I look?" she asked referring to her white dress.

"Fine, why are you dressed up?" Alex asked.

"For the party, of course," Kara said obviously.

Kara entered the ballroom and greeted several dozen guests with Alex staying close to the door. Kara shook hands and gave fake smiles to all those present. "How's our stock?" Kara asked Dave.

"It's taking a dive ever since it was leaked to the press that we lost an entire ship," he said grimly.

"Good," Kara said pleased.

"Good?" Dave wondered.

"I didn't actually have any stock in the company up until now. I leaked the report to purposefully lower the stock, so I could then buy the stock at a lower price," Kara revealed.

"Genius," Dave smiled.

"I know," Kara smiled back.

Kara then addressed the crowd. "I know I don't come from old money, but I can assure you that I am rich as fuck now. I used to be that girl in small-town Midvale that never had any friends. But now, I have you all here celebrating my husband's birthday. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, but we will drink all his booze. To Bruce Wayne," Kara toasted.

The rich folks toasted her back and then went back to their conversations. Alex came up to Kara. "You're married to Bruce Wayne?" she said stunned.

"It's a contract marriage. I get his mansion, his company, and all his toys while he's gone in Italy," Kara said.

"What's he doing there?" Alex asked confused.

"Making sweet love to Selina Kyle. No accounting for tastes. She's not even a blond," Kara rolled her eyes. "After he detonated that nuke off Gotham Bay, he decided to take a long-overdue vacation."

"Even if his Batwing had auto-pilot, he wouldn't have survived that blast. It's impossible," Alex said.

Kara gave her an uncomfortable look. "Instead of taking the nuke into space, you flew him away from the blast radius," Alex accused.

"We all owe favors. That's what friendship is all about," Kara said dismissively.

"You fucking risked millions of lives with that stunt just so you could make Batman look cool," Alex ranted.

"He's a symbol," Kara said.

"He's an ass," Alex corrected.

"Why don't you go down into the cave and have a chat with Kate. I'm sure you two have a lot in common," Kara suggested.

"Anywhere is better than being with these snobs," Alex said taking off.

A rich lady introduced a man to Kara. "Am I pronouncing it right? Ra's al Ghul."

"Yeah, that's right," Kara said as she faced him. "I thought you were dead."

"But is Ra's al Ghul immortal?" he asked.

"Is that a trick question?" Kara wondered.

"I know who you are, Kara Zor-El," Ra's said smugly.

"And yet here you are. You must have balls of steel," Kara smirked.

"Your compassion is your weakness," Ra's said to her.

"I assure you, I have none of that crap," Kara replied back. "Which is why I am not going to stop you from killing all these people."

"I won't hesitate to do so," Ra's threatened.

"Good," Kara smiled.

"I'm not bluffing," he warned.

"I know you're not," Kara agreed.

"What kind of hero are you?" Ra's asked skeptically.

"I'm the hero this city deserves but not what it needs," Kara recited.

"That's fucked up. You're fucked up," Ra's told her.

"Coming from you, I must be," Kara agreed. Kara then addressed the crowd tapping her glass to get their attention. "I want to thank you all again for coming. The thing about a Wayne is that you are never short of good genuine friends, friends that want to make a difference in the world. So, here's to you people. So, please, stay as long as you like and let's all get drunk as fuck, alright," Kara said to them.

The crowd clapped in agreement and appreciation of her hospitality. "Amusing," Ra's allowed.

"So, I want in. I want a slice of the pie," Kara said to him.

"What?" Ra's wondered.

"You're using the fear toxin to hold the city ransom. I want a cut," Kara said to him.

"We're not holding the city ransom. We're going to kill everyone," Ra's corrected her.

"That's just bad business," Kara critiqued.

"You are sympathetic to these people?" Ra's asked.

"I honestly don't give a shit about them, but you could have given me the heads up before I bought a shit-ton of Wayne Industry stock. We could have planned this. Pre-sold the movie rights," Kara said obviously.

"I doubt your lovely apprentice shares your feelings," Ra's said.

"Too bad she's not in charge," Kara replied.

Kate then stormed into the room. "All of you rich fucks are phonies, two-faced, sycophantic suck-ups. Let me explain to you how this works. You see, the corporations finance the military-industrial complex. And the military goes out there and the corporations are out there in their corporation buildings and you see they're all corporationy... and they make money."

The rich folks gave her a dirty look. "I'm actually embarrassed for you," Ra's said to Kara.

"Just...do what you came here to do," Kara said putting her hand over her face.

"With pleasure," Ra's said taking out a Kryptonite blade and stabbing Kara in the back with it. Kara tensed up and fell to the floor hurt.

Ra's men began pouring gasoline on the floor and lighting it on fire. The rich folks fled towards the exit only to get cut down by Ra's men. Ra's snapped off his Kryptonite blade from her back when Kate kicked him away. "I'm here to make this a safe space," Kate told him.

"Kill me," Kara muttered.

"The only place you belong...is in the kitchen," Ra's replied getting back up.

"Careful, Ra's, that's where all the long knives are," Kate replied.

A beam from the house then fell on Kate dropping her. "Always be aware of your surroundings," Ra's lectured her and then walked off.

The League of Shadow members walked out of the fiery mansion. "Make sure no one comes out," Ra's ordered a guard and then took off in his car.

Alex came around and shot the guard dead with her pistol and then entered the mansion. "Hell of a way to die with our breasts pushed together, face-to-face," Kara said to Kate as they were both trapped underneath the beam.

"What the fuck happened?" Alex asked as she saw them both.

"It turns out that tour guide I hired in Tibet was an asshole," Kara said dryly.

Alex took hold of the beam and struggled to get it off them. "Come on, Alex. You're weak as fuck," Kara chided.

Kate did a push-up and worked to get the beam off them both. Kate then helped Kara get up. "I got stabbed with the usual. I'll be at Wayne Tower," Kara said walking off.

Kate and Alex looked at each other feeling a connection between them. "I'm sorry, I already have a girlfriend," Alex said awkwardly.

"I only date straight girls," Kate replied back.

Alex addressed Kate and the Turtles. "Arkham was broken in. All of the worst murderers and rapists are now free in Gotham. The Scarecrow is still on the loose and Ra's al Ghul has a microwave emitter that can vaporize the water supply releasing a fear toxin in the air that will tear the city apart."

"Bummer," Mikey said grimly.

"Shredder is dead. This is not our fight anymore," Ralph said.

"I calculate casualties in the millions," Don said to him.

"We have to act," Leo said resolved.

"Cowabunga, it is," Mikey grinned.

"Let's show the boys how it's done," Kate agreed with a smile and then went to suit up.

The Turtles gave her an odd look. "I thought we were boys," Mikey said confused.

"Just drop it," Raph told him.

Ra's and his men took a stolen SWAT van towards Wayne Tower only to find the bridges had been lifted blocking their access to the Wayne Tower. "We'll find another way," Ra's said looking at the monorail system. Brainiac 5 looked out the window as all the bridges were raised by his command.

"They'll be using the monorail system," he said to Kara.

A weakened Kara looked out the window. "Let's hope and pray that Batwoman can save us."

"I do neither of those things," Brainiac 5 remarked.

Ra's took the SWAT van and the microwave emitter through the slums near a monorail terminal. "The monorail system is the fastest way to get to Wayne Tower," Ra's said to his men.

"Who will take the microwave emitter?" one of his men asked.

"I will. My journey with you ends here, my friends," Ra's said to them all.

Ra's men then worked to get the microwave emitter onto the monorail. Meanwhile, the Turtle van activated their rocket engines allowing them to leap across the bridge and land in the slums. The Turtles came out of the van and looked around at the chaos. Criminals were running wild with police overwhelmed.

"Let's kick some shell," Leo said to them all.

Alex and several DEO men repelled down into the slums by helicopter. Alex then noticed the Scarecrow releasing fear gas everywhere. Putting on her gas mask, Alex went after him. Scarecrow was having the time of his life on a horse freaking out the population as a distraction for Ra's.

Alex took out her pistol and shot him off his horse. Alex then quickly apprehended him taking off his mask. "Ra's isn't holding the city ransom. He's trying to kill everyone," Alex told him.

"No shit?" Dr. Crane realized.

"Yeah, no shit," Alex mocked.

"Take this," Dr. Crane said giving her a wristband with fear gas capsules.

As the Turtles battled the criminals and Ra's ninjas, Batwoman glided across the slums and landed near Ra's at the monorail. "It ends here," Batwoman said to him.

"For once, you're right," Ra's replied.

Ra's ninjas then attacked Batwoman and proceeded to kick her ass. Batwoman retreated away only to be ambushed by fearful residence. She soon became buried by them as they overwhelmed her.

Alex found one of Batwoman projectile cable guns that had she lost in her fight. Pointing it at the train, she fired and hooked onto the moving train. Alex then shot towards the train and kicked out the window getting inside. Cut from the glass and fatigued from slinging onto a fast-moving train, Alex took out her pistol. Ra's quickly whipped her pistol out of her hands with his cane.

Alex took out her TASER staff and the two battled inside the train. Alex tried to get past Ra's and stop the train manually. Ra's jammed his cane into the controls stopping her. The two fought hand-to-hand with Ra's having the edge as he slammed Alex's head into a window shattering it. Ra's then decisively started beating Alex down.

Kara and Brainiac 5 noticed the train coming towards them. Kara saw Ra's and a dark figure she assumed to be Batwoman fighting inside the train. "Stop the train," Kara ordered Brainiac 5.

Connecting himself to the monorail system, he stopped the train from getting any closer. "Fuck it," Ra's said as he activated the microwave emitter. It immediately powered up for a microwave surge that would vaporize Gotham's water supply including the water in their bodies.

Alex got up and blasted Ra's with Scarecrow's gas from her wristband. Ra's was taken aback as he saw Talia's face on Alex. Confused, he backed away from her. Alex looked over the microwave emitter but couldn't figure how to turn it off. "Shit!" she cursed as she realized they were both done for.

Brainiac 5 pointed his remote at the microwave emitter and turned it off. Alex sighed with relief but then noticed Ra's was gone. "Damn it," she muttered.

Back in the slums, the Turtles battled the escaped prisoners and freaked out civilians with a busted up Batwoman in the middle. Once the battle was over, Leo pulled Batwoman to her feet. Medical personnel then rushed into the slums to give out the antidote.

"We did it!" Mikey said smiling.

"Good work, gals," Batwoman said and then walked off.

"She's aware we're dudes, right?" Mikey wondered.

"Probably not," Don said skeptically.

"Pizza back in the lair," Leo told them.

"Let's go," Ralph said urgently.

"Not until we say it," Leo told him.

"Really?" Ralph said annoyed.

"Yeah, really," Leo insisted.

Ralph rolled his eyes. All four of them put their hands together. "Turtle Power!" they shouted and then dropped into the sewers.

The next day, Bruce Wayne and Kara strolled around the wreckage of the manor. "God damn, Kara, I get married to you, give you my company, and let you have the mansion only to have you burn it all down."

"Come on, man. It wasn't my fault. Besides, you have insurance. I got most of your snooty friends out of there alive," Kara said.

"I don't give a shit about them," Bruce told her.

"What do you give a shit about, Bruce?" Kara wondered.

"I don't know," Bruce admitted. "I thought it was wealth, women, entertainment, travel, and kicking ass."

"It still can be," Kara told him.

"What's the point of it all?" Bruce shook his head.

"To have fun," Kara said simply.

"That's right," Bruce agreed.

"I'll have this fixed up," Kara promised.

"Damn right," Bruce said to her and then tried to kiss her.

Kara broke away from him. "I can't," she told him.

"I respect that. I really do," Bruce said honestly.

"And I respect you giving that whore a place to live," Kara said.

"She's not a whore," Bruce disagreed.

"Yes, she is," Kara said adamantly.

"No, she's not," Bruce argued.

"Yes, she is," Kara shot back.