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Meeting The Gang

Amaya walked into Kaeda's hut where the rest of the gang was behind Kagome and a recently 'sat' hanyou. An old lady in miko garb, a dark haired girl with a neko, a monk with short black hair in a ponytail and a kitsune kit sat round the fire.

"Okaa-san!" Shippo rushed into Kagome's arms hugged her.

Sango laid a wary hand on her Hiraikotsu and asked Kagome, "Um, Kagome-chan, who is that creepy guy in black behind you?"

Amaya dashed into the light and in front of Sango, grinning evilly, "Your worst nightmare."

Sango yelped at her speed and jumped into Miroku's arms.

"My, Lady Sango; I never knew how much you liked me.gropes Sango"

Smack

"0.o Kags, you've got way violent friends." Amaya placed an arm around Kagome's neck and observed the scene.

"0.0 Kagome-chan! That guy has no manners at all!" Sango jumped up and got into a fighting stance.

Amaya scowled and her fingertips started smoldering, "And what, may I ask, is so rude about a girl leaning on her female cousin?"

"You're a female?" Sango blushed and apologized. "I'm so sorry."

"Amaya waved away her apology, "No big, girl. You're just trying to protect your friend."

Miroku leapt from his place and grabbed Amaya's hands, "Oh beautiful lady, will you do me the honor of bearing my children?"

Amaya brought his hands closer to her face, whispering seductively, "Why, for such a charming person…GO TO HELL!punch YOU"RE SUPPOSEDkickTO BE A FRIGGIN'slapMONK!kick Miroku in the groin and sends him flying out of the door"

She watched as he flew 7 meters from the door and crash-landed heavily, dusting her hands as she spoke, "Whoot! I just broke my latest record! And don't worry Sango; I kicked just above his family jewels so you guys still can have children"

"WHO SAID WE WERE AN ITEM?"

"0.o it's very obvious."

Lol, I just love torturing Miroku. And so, another short chappie is completed. Cheers and don't flame me. Just contribute ideas. I don't need a perfect fic.