EF9: Okay the next chapter of Another Saturday!
Kyuubi: Your finally updating this?
EF9: Hai. I now know that people like it. So, you fans of this story, thank Atari Atagshi-chan, who convinced me to continue, by reading The D Files. After you read and review this of course.
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Now with Shino. He woke up in a dark musty smelling place. Suddenly, his attention was drawn to slight noise. So he turned to face his apparent captor.
Shino: What do you want with me?
The mysterious figure steps out from shadows revealing itself to be… Itachi Uchiha.
Itachi: Ha! Are you so ignorant! Don't you realize that the reason you have been shunned your entire life, why they fear you?((1))
Shino: Because of my pact with the destruction bugs, I mean not many people can relax around you when you host a small army of beetles.
Itachi: No, foolish not-brother, it is because you house the No-Tailed Beetle!
Shino:…Are you sick in the head?
Itachi: That is beside the point, you are here so that may extract your demon for reasons not yet revealed!
As Itachi laughed maniacally, Deidara walked in with a priceless expression on her face.
Deidara: Itachi… what the hell are you doing? Did you abduct another random person?
Itachi (Looking shifty-eyed):… Uh… maaayyybe.
Deidara (With a twitchy eye): Gah! YOU ARE SUCH A MORON! AL-SAMA IS GOING TO KILL YOU WHEN HE FINDS OUT!
Itachi: What's with you?
Deidara: I just saw your partner. He. Was. Wearing. A. Frilly. Pink. Dress.
Itachi: So?
Deidara: Are you kidding? I'm more traumatized than when I met Sasori!
FLASHBACK (Groovy!)
A young Deidara in a green skirt camo-patterned tank-top and brown combat boots, was being escorted through a brightly lit cavern by Orochimaru in a leisure suit (complete with white pants and a rhinestone vest) when they stopped in front of a door.
Orochimaru: Now, your new partner should be through the door. I must protect my title as the lord of the dance.
Orochimaru then walked over to a dance floor, complete with a disco ball up above, and 'YMCA' blasting from the speakerphones. Twas psychedelic man.
Orochimaru: So, you are the peon who dares challenge me? I am the Lord of the dance, King of the ring, The Groove-Jam MASTER!
The person he is talking to turns around revealing himself to be Itachi Uchiha! In an ensemble consisting of black bellbottom pants with red clouds, blue platform shoes embroidered with the Uchiha emblem, an open leather vest draped over his shoulders, and his hair in a mullet. ( Fan girls: Drool.)
Itachi (Glaring at him with the trademark Itachi I'm-obviously-sexier-stonger-and-smarter-than-you-and-I-don't-care-what-you-do-you'll-never-be-better-than-me smirk): Hn.
Orochimaru: Ah I see you are well versed in the ways of the cool. But no matter, the only person to ever out-boogie me was the Fourth Hokage, and you couldn't hold a candle to him.
Itachi: Hn.
Orochimaru: I accept your challenge! DJ! Put in my special mix!
As the record scratched for a few seconds before a new beat started pumping through the amplifier, it was a special album designed Orochimaru to play disco music with a beat that best complimented his abilities.
As Orochimaru started to sway and pulsate with the very essence of disco pouring forth with every move he executed, Itachi activated his sharingan, and began to mirror every move Orochimaru executed. Also thanks to his dark grace and aura of cool indifference, which did nothing to betray the raging madness lurking just beneath the surface (which is beside the point), Itachi started to do even better than Orochimaru.
Orochimaru: No, it can't be! The most advanced form of the Uchiha power! The Mangekyo Sharingan (Kaleidoscope Copy Wheel Eye), it is impossible! I cannot lose!
Itachi: Hn. Looks like you just did from where I'm standing.
Orochimaru (Falling to his knees in a complete rip-off of Darth Vader from Star Wars): NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
END FLASHBA- (Deidara: Hey, I'm not done yet, yeah!) (Gomen.)
Anyway, after Orochimaru cried something about the weasel being too powerful for him to operate properly, Deidara shrugged uncaringly, and opened the door. What she saw scarred her for life.
Sasori (Looking up from apparently molesting one of his specialty puppets((2))): Yo… hey your cute. Want to have some fun?
Deidara: Hommina…da…fe…hoo…PERVERT!((3))
Deidara then walked out the door, clearly dazed, mumbling something about Sasori's heart and brain not being the only human parts he had left.
END FLASHBACKItachi: Oh. I remember now. I totally kicked that guy's ass.
Deidara: That is beside the point. Go beat some sense into that whale of moron will you.
Itachi: Why should I?
Deidara: If you do I'll (whispers into Itachi's ear.)
Itachi (Now flushed with tiny trickle of blood, originating from his nose, crawling down his chin.): YOSH! I SHALL COMPLETE THIS TASK SO I MAY BE PAID!
After Itachi rushes off with his eyes blazing (with the fiery passion of YOUTH!), Zetsu suddenly appeared holding, what appeared to be Tobi wearing naught but a pair of briefs and his spinny mask, by the scruff of his neck.
Deidara (Laughing nervously because Zetsu is pretty darn scary): Heh, hey Zetsu-sama, heh, what are you doing? Yeah.
Zetsu (Clearly fuming): I came here to ask how and why you defiled my subordinate!
Tobi (Giggling and seeming quite pleased with himself): Hehe, Tobi is a very naughty boy now!
Zetsu (Pointing at Tobi in a manner not unlike a lawer points at evidence that incriminates the one they intend to have prosecuted): See? You are the only one Tobi would ever go near!
Deidara: Oh that? It was just a clay clone, yeah.
Tobi, upon hearing this, did something you wouldn't expect. He threw himself at Deidara and hugged her middle proclaiming how kind and brilliant she was to send a clone to take care of paying her debts, and that he is honored to know someone so awe inspiring.
Deidara: Yeah, yeah. Can you let go of me now? Yeah. I need to take care of any associates or people who would notice the prisoner's disappearance, yeah. We cannot afford any loose ends.
(Now let us see how the others are faring.)
Gai: OH LEE!
Lee: GAI-SENSEI!
(Awkward. Let us try with team 7.)
Sasuke: Oh, Sakura I love you. But I cannot take the risk of my brother killing you!
Sakura (Crying her eyes out.): Oh, Sasuke-kun.
(Hey! Where is Naruto…hmm… AH! I know! At his house)
'Camera' shows the outside of Naruto's house. All of a sudden there is a crashing noise.
Naruto's Voice (You don't see him, you just hear his voice.): ACK! Gomen Hinata-chan! Did I hurt you?
Hinata's Voice: No, Naruto-kun I'm okay. But… I… TAKE ME NOW!
(Okay. Mental images. I'll just leave it here.)
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Kyuubi: Yeah. Almost four pages on Microsoft Word.
EF9: Well… review and I will send you a nice, encouraging message!
Kyuubi: I just have one question, what were you on while you wrote this?
EF9:Many things.
TTFN