EF9: Well, here is the second chapter of Another Saturday.

Kyuubi: Yes, here is the second chapter of Another Saturday.

Kyuubi: Yes, yes, we know what you're thinking, 'What about Naruto: Champion Tournament?'

EF9: I didn't get enough votes so I cannot continue it yet. Plus I've this idea for a couple of days now.

Kyuubi: Now before we start, remember.

EF9: I own nothing.

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The Akastuki were frustrated. First, Itachi kidnaps a random leaf-nin, now AL-sama says that they must avoid suspicion at all costs, even if it means acting like humanitarians.

Kisame: I can't believe that we have to work at the soup kitchen.

Sasori: Well, if we wish to capture the remaining demons, we kind of need to stay alive.

Deidara: Besides we can always recruit some hobos, yeah.

Kisame: Why hobos?

Deidara: Because, hobos are cunning people who manage to cripple civilization just by being lazy, yeah.

Sasori: Plus, they will do just about anything for a square meal.

As they were talking, Zetsu came back out, and told everyone that their tasks would be listed on the duty roster. So they went in and checked the piece of paper that would decide their fate.

Itachi (Facing the wrong way): What am I signed up for.

Kisame (Sighing about having to read for Itachi): You are cooking the soup. (To Zetsu) Are you sure that's a good idea?

Zetsu: Don't worry Tobi will be helping.

Tobi: Tobi's a good boy!

Deidara (Frowning): Hey, master, yeah.

Sasori: Yes?

Deidara: What is 'KP'? Yeah.

Sasori: Sigh. 'KP' stands for Kitchen Patrol. You will be washing dishes.

Deidara: Oh, so does 'SOB' stand for sweeping out bathrooms?

Sasori: What? Let me see. (Scans list to see that 'SOB' is written after his name.) It better. (Stalks off to give the director a piece of his mind.)

Kisame comes storming out of the kitchen, brandishing Samehada like there is no tomorrow.

Kisame: Shark. Fin. Soup. SHARK FIN SOOOOUUUUUUUUP!

Tenten: What's his problem?

Itachi (Talking to a wall behind him): Kisame considers it a cardinal sin to eat anything made from sharks.

Neji: … Freak.

Kisame (Turns around to see team Gai in frilly green aprons reading 'Kiss Me For I Am The Youthful Cook Of This Youthful meal… YOUTH!): (pointing a finger at Gai) You!

Gai (Rubbing his chin as if in thought): Hmm… do I know you?

Kisame (Going all twitchy with a blue anime background): You… don't (sniff) remember me?

Gai: No I don't. Why? Should I know you?

Kisame (Crying waterfall tears): WAAH! Nobody remembers me! (Sniff)

Itachi: Please forgive him. He is insane.

Neji: I understand. Gai-sensei is insane also. (Gai runs past foaming at the mouth.) So is Rock Lee (Lee runs past also foaming at the mouth and shouting 'YOUTH!'), and Tenten (Tenten runs past wielding a big-ass shuriken shouting 'STAND STILL SO I CAN KILL YOU!')

Hinata suddenly appears with Naruto, both of them dressed up (which means Hinata had a skirt on and no jacket, and Naruto was wearing his black tank top with a belt fastening his jumpsuit-pants.)

Neji (Stares at Hinata for a full minute, then emits a war cry): DIE YOU BITCH! YOU KILLED MY FA-

Neji then collapsed showing three colorful darts sticking out of his but. Gai, Lee, and Tenten step over his twitching body, all three of them decked out in khaki hunter outfits.

Gai (Hefting Neji over his shoulder): You'll have to pardon him, he's insane.

Itachi: Don't they have therapists for that?

Gai: Well…

FLASHBACK

Neji: Diiieeee!

Random Therapist: AAAAHHHHHH!

END FLASHBACK

Gai: It didn't work out for him.

Itachi: I see.

Rock Lee (To Naruto): Hey, Naruto-kun, what are you and Hinata-san doing here?

Hinata: Well, Lee-san, we are on a date, and this is the only place besides Ichiraku Ramen Bar that will serve Naruto-kun. Inner Hinata: Yeah! They will all die for what they did to MY Naruto-kun! HELL YEAH!

Naruto: Yeah, and Gama-chan is empty so we had to come here.

Hinata: Yes, and we have to wait for any news on the whereabouts of Shino.

Team Gai: SHINO'S MISSING!

Itachi: Uh, hey. This Shino guy, would he be a bug using leaf-nin, about so high, sunglasses, high collar, and a freaky 'fro?

Naruto: Yeah. Do you know where he is?

Itachi (Looking shifty-eyed): Uh… nope. Never heard of him.

Naruto (Looking downcast): Oh, well that sucks, dattebayo.

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EF9: There you go please review.

Kyuubi: Reviewers will be thanked in the next chapter!

TTFN!