Thank you for reading! Things are about to get serious at the physicals! Let's see what's gonna happen! DESU!
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House and Wilson sat in an examination room, both wearing the hospital "gowns". Both looked a little uncomfortable.
"I've forgotten how embarrassing these things are," Wilson said moving around, crinkling the paper he was wearing.
"I think these physicals are just so we doctors can remember what it's like for the patients," House said while spinning his cane. "So we just wait for the X-ray. Isn't this great? I wish I had smuggled my TV in here. My soap is on now," House said a little disappointed, then looked at his watch and brightened "Sorry to leave you now, Wilson, it's my turn to get radiated at," House slowly slid off the table and limped out the door.
Instead of going straight to the X-ray House went by his office, looked in quickly to be sure none of the lackeys were inside and walked to his desk, grabbed a large folder and then limped off to the X-ray room.
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"Alright, Dr. House that's all you can come out now," A nurse said from outside the X-ray room. House took his cane and went to the door and stood there. "Uh, what are you doing?" The nurse was busy filling out a few papers.
"Just waiting for Dr. Wilson, he's next right?" The nurse nodded as Wilson came down the hallway.
"Fancy seeing you here House, any broken bones?" Wilson quipped as he signed a paper for the nurse. House smiled as Wilson went in, his lower back showing through the hospital gown. House waited for the nurse to go in and turned the corner into a room. It was the printing room for the X-rays. He found his and on top the printer there was a folder. He took some X-rays out of the folder and placed them under his. Then he sat and waited.
A few minutes later he heard the printer move. He sat up as it printed what looked like a full body X-ray. "Bingo," House said to no one in particular and once the X-ray was printed he switched out the real X-rays with the ones he had brought. He put Wilson's X-rays into the folder and peeked out the door and limped out, quickly closing the door behind him. He left for his office and the paper, or in this case, X-ray shredder. He took out a Vicadin and popped it into his mouth, enjoying the taste. He had to remember to get into real clothes and get to the oncology wing.
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Again, Wilson found himself at the cafeteria with House hanging over like a buzzard.
"Getting a snack?" House asked as Wilson paid for two cups of chocolate pudding.
"I was, until I had to get one for you too," Wilson sat down at the nearest table; House did the same, grabbing the extra pudding and opened it and took a bite.
"Gotten back your X-rays yet? Mine had little unicorns and ponies, bet you can't beat that." House took another bite.
"No, they said something might have been wrong and they are checking them again," Wilson ate his pudding a little slower than House. He noticed when House looked up a little worried.
"What? Do you think something's wrong with you?" House said a little too worriedly.
"They don't know yet, it may just be something moved during the X-ray, they'll know soon." Wilson put his spoon down, "What brings this sudden caring attitude?"
"Well, if something happens to you Ill have no one to borrow money from," House said scraping the sides of his pudding cup for the last bits of chocolate.
"How sweet," Wilson said.
"Dr. Wilson?" A man in a lab coat came up to the two sitting men. He looked grim and held a folder.
"Yes, that's me," Wilson said putting his spoon down again.
"Well, the X-rays were fine but there is some bad news," The man looked uncomfortable, shifting from foot to foot. House looked at Wilson a little worried and then looked back down at his pudding cup, intently listening to the conversation.
"What's the bad news?"
"Dr. Wilson, you have cancer," the man set the folder on the table. "I'm sorry."
Wilson stared in disbelief at the man then at the folder.
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WOW! That's quite the cliffhanger! I WONDER WHAT HOUSE IS UP TO! YOULL JUST HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE! HEHEHE! (EVIL LAUGH DESU!)
