EF9: Well, here is chappie four of Another Saturday!

Kyuubi: Yes, although we didn't get any reviews for chapter three, we are still going to update in the hopes that people will review.

DEF666: You are pathetic.

EF9: That may be so, but I don't own Naruto. (Cool, a rhyme!)

'Yo': thinking

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Itachi carefully snuck away from the disappointed fox-boy. He then quickly went over to the leader.

Itachi (Looking nervous): AL-sama, the kyuubi-gaki (nine-tail brat) is friends with the container of the no-tailed beetle!

AL: Well.

Itachi (Having recovered his stoic front): Well, what?

AL: Well, are you going to capture him or not?

Having overheard the conversation, Kisame decides to put his monopoly-cent into the discussion.

Kisame: But what about the others? They appear to be friends with the boy.

AL: Abduct them as well.

Deidara: I can get the hoboes to hold them down.

AL: Good, that will make our job that much easier.

The other Akatsuki members: Okay.

It happened in a couple seconds. Naruto, Hinata, Neji, Lee, Tenten, and Gai, didn't stand a chance against the crazed homeless people. (No offense to homeless people, there is just something about hoboes that makes them scary.)

(A couple hours later in the Akatsuki head quarters)

Tenten woke up first, she noticed that they, meaning Naruto, Neji, Hinata, Gai, Lee, and herself, were unarmed. She observed the room they were in, it made Naruto's place seem like a palace.

Peering through the darkness, she spotted a light switch.

Tenten: 'I better turn on the light. Then I'll be able to get a better idea of what this place looks like.'

So Tenten turned on the light. The sudden flash of illumination caused the others to wake up.

Hinata: Meep!

Naruto: Sniffle growl groan.

Neji: Hn.

Lee: Yawn! That was an excellent nap! I am feeling absolutely rejuvenated! In fact, I am going to start training with Gai-sensei right awa-AUGHHH! Gai-sensei! What happened to your youthful face?-!

Gai (Trying to hide his five of the clock shadow slightly wrinkled face): LEE! I am so sorry you have to see me like this. But… it is time I tell you… Lee… I… Gai Maito… am…am… I AM OOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDD!

Lee (looking like it's the end of the world): No…it… it cannot be… (Suddenly with a new determination on his face) Do not worry, Gai-sensei, I will help you restore your youthful looks!

Gai: OH LEE!

Lee: GAI-SENSEI!

Gai: LE-OW!

Standing over Gai's once agein unconscious form was a fuming Tenten armed with a pink rubber hammer.

Tenten: Shut up! We need to focus so we can find out where we are!

: I can tell you where you are…

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EF9: Oooh! Who is the mystery voice? Find out next time.

Kyuubi: And remember. The more reviews, the faster he updates.

TTFN!