EF9: I interrupt the story you are reading for an important message. Kyuubi.
Kyuubi: Yes it has come to our attention that yaoi, shonen-ai, slash, or whatever you call serious gay pairings, in fanfiction, have increased in popularity at an alarming rate.
DEF666: Yes, nothing personal against any rabid yaoi obsessed fan girls, but we straight, semi-decent frequentors of fan fiction dot net, have found it increasingly frustrating how much yaoi there is.
EF9: So we, meaning myself and my muses, have decided that those of us who find boy boy, and the almost nonexistent girl girl, stories distasteful, should stay together, and form a banner under which we can march against yaoi, yuri, and mary-sues.
Kyuubi: We call it the Anti-Yaoi Yuri and Mary-Sue Corps (meaning we oppose yaoi yuri and mary-sues)
DEF666: Although the main subject of this message is Yaoi, the AYYMSC, oppose the three banes of fan fiction.
EF9: So to join my organization, you must pm me and tell me which you wish to oppose: yaoi yuri or mary-sues, you don't have to choose just one, and I will write down your name under membership on my profile.
Kyuubi: And if you may, members of the organization, could you spread the word about the revolution, and suggest joining.
DEF666: And don't forget to bash what you submit yourself as opposing.
All: That is all.
Note: I am serious about this, check my profile if your not sure, although it only mentions yaoi.