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AN: first off I would like to thank all reviewers and all those who read but didn't review. I will not get upset, I wish you would review so I would update faster. The more I get the more I want to right (that's a hint right there just so you know.) so now on with my fic. Also if you guys have a little something you want just tell me and ill see what I can do. PS does any one know how to spell kenshins bosses name? Oh and cum up with like two names of other assassins. I m not good with Japanese names. Ok enough muses and ramblings, on with the show.....er....story!

WARNINGS I am a terrible speller I write as I see it so if I spell it wrong just tell me and I will see if I can correct it. Just to let ya know

By the loving and caring and huggable and kissable and kick ass authoress, Ymir-chan (^_*) Ps I was thinking of changing my name. What do you guys think, Neko no Chaos, Neko Yasha, or keep Ymir-chan? I'LL let you all decide! Oh and how about baka no blonde? ha I just thought that up cus im an idiot blonde, aka dumb blonde. oo and i just thought of this too. Kishi-dono. Hey does any one know what you call a mistress or lady. Sama is for men so I would like to know. Arigato!

Past Person

Meeting Mr Wrong

Ok, now she was getting scared. She started to wander if maybe she was drinking and was having one of those memory lapses. But she didn't drink. She didn't even touch the stuff. At least she didn't think so. She was having a hard time remembering anything to be completely sure. But hey, maybe if she just let it pass...

"Go to sleep. We have to get up early. We have a long way to travel." She was startled out of her musings by a rich, deep, creepy voice. She looked around, desperately searching for the source of the voice. She saw a figure in the corner farthest from her and tried futilely to see what or who it was. But he spoke again. "I said go to sleep. Im not going to wait for a sniveling brat of a wench all morning. We have a long way to travel. So lay down before I push you down." She still didn't see him but a flash of gold but still, visible or not, he ticked her off. Here she was in strange surroundings and with a strange room-mate with no memory of mostly nothing and he's going to tell her what to do. The least he could do is ask politely. She huffed and turned her back to the stranger. "No."

'What did she say? Im being as nice as I can in a situation like this.' He pulled on his katana, which gave a resounding clink as it popped an inch out of the sheath. She didn't seem to get the hint. "What is that, a toy to scare me? Tell me who you are and where I am. Than we'll negotiate the situation." Once said, a sharp blade was at her neck. No, he didn't like people to back talk, he didn't like people to tell him what to do and here this... this... bitch was doing both. Maybe to just prove my point a bit.

He pushed the blade roughly to her throat enough to draw a little blood. But he got none. Where the blade was supposed to be cutting flesh, blue skin coveted the area. He pushed harder trying to at least break skin, but the blue skin color spread to cover more of where the blade was pressed against. Frustrated, he pushed harder; sliding the blade across her neck, still further and faster when all that was left was a blue shine where there should have been a serous wound. Still nothing.

Kaoru felt no pain. She could only feel the cold metal pressed against her neck. He started pushing more pressure to the blade and she was afraid it would soon cut her throat, but the more he pushed and sliced at her, the less she felt. She could see his flustered face and wondered if he was trying to hurt her or if this was some weird fluke. She looked to the side of her and noted that the blade of the sword was obviously pressed to her neck and the gleam from the light showed that it was very sharp. She held her breath, waiting for the pain or blood to start.

Kenshin was pushing hard. It normally would have cut deep in her neck with the amount of force he was applying to the metal. The girl's whole neck was blue by then and starting to travel to the sword. He lifted his blade from her neck and furiously swiped from above. He hit the girl hard. The girl went flying till she hit the other wall, which wasn't far. He was breathing hard, taking deep gulps to get his breathing regular. He lost control and now the girl was dead. Oh, gods, what was he going to tell that witch chick? An echoing chuckle surrounded throughout the cabin. In an instant, the goddess was standing above Kaoru, pulling her up by her arm. Kenshin watched in shocked horror as the girl opened her eyes and fervently tried to find her wound. Kenshin also noticed that there was no wound, no bruises from her impact or any marks on her what so ever. Keshin couldn't help but gawk at them.

"What ales thee, did you not listen to what I said the night before? I said that you two could not harm the other, let alone kill. You two could get into a boxing match and not inflict an ounce of pain. Ha ha ha, I did this for your own protection young man, oh, and the girls too I guess."

"My protection? Why would I need protection from her, she is but a wimp, a woman that couldn't protect herself, let alone hit a man." Kaoru fumed, gripping her fists at her side. "I'll show you what a 'woman' such as me could do!" At this, Kaoru gripped a nearby broom stick and swung it hard, connecting painfully on Kenshin's nose. He flew about three feet; all the room the cabin would allow him to fly, landing with a hard thump on the other end of the room.

He just sat there, trying to figure out what had happened. First, he felt a flare of ki, but ignored it, then a broom came right at him, he knew it hit him, how else would he be over on the other wall. But strangely enough, he felt nothing. No pain in his face or his rear where he hit, which that at least he was expecting some kind of felling. But no, he felt nothing. There was no sign that he or Kaoru were hit and thrown. "I didn't feel any thing. Nothing, not even hitting the ground. Why? Why count I feel anything?"" Well, the spell is in a circle. If you hit or put a certain amount of pain to her, she will not feel it. And if you are thrown or pushed, as you both have just experienced, as a chain, what ever pain you feel that is connected to the first infliction will have no effect on you. Example, you go flying and you hit a vase or a needle or some other object, you don't feel it. Understand, or do I have to go into detail?" "No, were good. But, can you tell me one thing?" Kaoru asked, she was not going to let this woman disappear and not give her answers. Why was she here with this man with a strange power over him and not know who he is, where they are and why she woke up in this place and can't remember a thing. "Why am I here, who is he and why can't I remember any thing? It feels like I was just born, No memory, well of myself and people anyways. I know stuff like food and animals and what are what, so why can I only remember you? Even though I only know about a few things about you both, you're the only people I can think of."

The Care Taker of Time just smiled a soft smile, her white crystal like eyes glowing and teasing her that she knew something and they weren't going to tell. 'Damn eyes, damn goddess, damn fate damn everything! Why don't you all just tell me already! Im not all that patient ya know. Hell, give me five minutes with this woman and ill have her telling secrets out her ass! Oh no, why am I thinking this, I don't know why im so violent. Oh Kami-sama, why me, why my over thinking brain? JUST SHUT UP!' Kaoru's head was driving her insane. She was ruthless. She hit the poor man in front of her, she was being defiant earlier and now her mind was cursing the beautiful woman who was well sort of helping her.

"Well, my dear Kaoru, you do remember what I said last night right?" "Well, I think I remember most of it, except how I got in the street in the first place. After that, I remember mostly all until I passed out in the road. Is that it?" "That's right child. You are not to know any more about yourself than you know now. You are to learn all you can with this man. You two are not to travel separate. Himura, you will take Miss Kamyia with you, except on your night job unless she wants to go. But that wont matter because you won't have any missions when you return. Himura, listen to me! Do you under stand!" Kenshin was practically tuning out while the Time Witch was talking." Yes I hear you; I get it, no leaving behind, except on special nights. I heard you. Now, I uh we got two days to get back to Kyoto so I will please ask you to please MOVE so we can leave and get there on time before people start to wonder."

"Very well, I will let you go now. I will check up on you both separately and see how you are faring. I will meet you at the Inn. Good Bye Kamyia Kaoru, Good Bye Himura Kenshin. Till next time! Ja Ne!" With that the goddess vanished and left a wide eye girl and a fuming red head. "That was so corny, that chick gets on my nerves." "Um, Kenshin...er...Battoussai, can you make breakfast, im really hungry?" Kenshin rolled his eyes and went to the small kitchen, two feet away. 'This is going to be a long long journey. Cant wait till she leaves.'

............The End...............^_*

AWWW. im so tired. I've got like some kind of insomnia bad and writing this story is really helping me relax so I can sleep at night. It's been taking forever to write this chappy. I'm like never going to ask for longer chapters on other fics cus i know how long it takes to write them. I hate how short this is, but it's like harder to type a long story than it is to read it. Oh well, I guess it also keeps my viewers asking for more. O and one more applause for that who gave the time to review. I loved them. My story isn't far yet but since I have like no flames yet then im going to continue writing. AND AN I have like two more stories im writing on paper so when I get to like five or four chaps im going to start one of them. I think I will type the Gundam Wing. Hey, Heero has a sister, a twin. And she has the answers to his past! OMG I just revealed my next story! Oh and don't worry, the other story that I am writing is a RK and it is twisted to where Kaoru is the manslayer and Kenshin is the innocent! OOO I am so evil! O and don't forget to tell me what you think my name should be if I change it. Ymir chan is getting boring. I don't like to stick to on name to long. At school I got like 200 nick names. Kix or Neko is my favorite. But some of my less passionate fans (also known as enemies) call me dumb blonde. I like the names any ways! BU BY and click that button, It'll send you to a magical place where you can make all your (and mine...ahem) dreams come tru. Just press it. It'll at least make a certain authoress happy even if you get diddy squat. Ok so you mite get a new chapppy but only it im happy and got lots of reviews. Ps this is not a threat, but if it makes you review than think of it as a threat. ^_* I told you I was evil! Muhahahahahhahahaha! *cough* hahahahaaha! Ok that isn't evil but it's the best I could do in a slow situation like this.*pouts* bummer.

Ok I have reposted cus I got a review to edit. And just if you didn't know, this is my first fic. I'm not used to this uploading thing so please forgive me for any grammar or spelling errors. I do not wish to make it hard for you to read it. Just tell me if you don't understand and I will do my best to compensate. Thank you! Now to the reviews!

Ewunia--No I don't use word I use note book. I find it easy to use word since im so used to writing my musings on it and im more used to it. I will think about using word. I will have to get used to it I guess. Thanks for your review though. I do wish I could spell good. This is an excuse but I type so fast I don't catch my errors and when I read through it I read fast that I don't see it again. Its such a bother.

lievei1--hey I took your word to edit. I cant spell and im really new to submitting stories on internet that I just don't know how. I go by the directions that fan fiction gave me. So if you could please just give me some time to figure it out it would be much appreciated and loved. Thank you!

Macbeak--its starts out as an au modern times. Lets just say 03 ok? kenshin is battoussai at night and student by day. Like other stories, he is a young boy working for Katsura for a better Japan trying to clear the streets of scum and filth. Kaoru is transported in the past second chap and meats the Kenshin's of modern times reincarnate, the one during the revolution. I hope this clears it up for you a bit if not just tell me in the next review. Its my fault though for not completely explaining it to you first, gomen.

Silverlightning--Thank You *hugs and kisses* thank you so much for your review. I love you so much. I will think about the battoussai thing though. I don't know though. It depends on if kenshin has met tomoe yet. In not then kaoru and him will get closer faster. If he had already lost her than it will take him a while, but im afraid if I go to slow then my readers will get frustrated and stop reading and keep bugging me to go faster. I hope I could have some help. If I go to fast then the story wont be very long and it will be to boring. Give this authoress so advise, please, *puppy dog eyes show and bottom lip quavers* you know you cant resist. (some people turn back and walk away coldly while authoress glares mincingly and grabs nearest object and through. authoress completely misses targets. Curses hand eye coordination.)Well Ja for now. cant wait till you review again!

crazy4animegirl--- OOO thank you so much. I guess you can use them. I mean, there your names in the first place and I will just borrow them for now. I hope you don't mind if I make them into lechers and constantly pick on kaoru and kenshin. I don't plan on them being very loved characters so please forgive. and thank you. I love Japanese words and suffixes but I don't know many. Much appreciated.

Chibi Binasu-chan---*giggles* I don't hate you. I have read some Kaoru and Enishi fics and I love them but your story would fit better as a Ken\Kao fic. I really love you. so don't feel offended if you thought I meant it. Please continue your story and thanks for the reassuring for your story. Ja Ne!

Orora-- Well kaoru shouldn't have said that. but fate twisted it around so she did say it. Just so she could go to the past and play fates messed up game of ring around the poesy. Ha I just thought that up! its really weird how my mind thinks. But I hope I can get more reviews from you and I hope this kinda clears some of the things up. ooo out of the topic muse, I am like learning Greek gods and I like so am loving it. I am learning about the adventures of Odysseus right now and im so captivated by how the poet Homer writes his adventures. The stories are so beautiful. I envy you, you probably know more since all you got to do is go to a museum or something but its not that easy for me. Well good luck with what ever you need luck with! Ja!

everyone else---I want to thank everyone very much for my wonderful review. You all bring tears to my eyes and I always feel so giddy when I see a new response. You make me so happy that I cant thank you all enough. *bows low in respect almost falling forward) oops clumsy me!

AN--- I am like totally bogged down with school work and Drill and color guard practice that when I do update it will be during the weekends. If I miss one weekend I will probably get I out by that weds or the next weekend. Sorry, I don't get to much sleep at night so when I get home I sleep. The lovably Ymir chan.Please forgive me. I will update every chance I get. Gomen. Ps I still think I should change my name. any help with that is much appreciated. Thanks.