I hate myself. I'm becoming depressed. I'm losing brain cells. Yay. Anyway, new chapter. Enjoy. Wait, back off Koga lovers, I hate Koga.

Back off you mangy wolf

Amaya smirked at the retreating figures as she flicked a strand of hair out of her face. Sango and Kagome stared at her dumbfounded.

"You can stop staring already. Don't you know that staring is so terribly rude?" Amaya turned and looked at them, amusement dancing in her ice blue eyes. Kagome felt her cousin's forehead, "She doesn't have a fever so that rules out that possibility." Sango nodded solemnly and added, "Maybe something hit her on the head?"

Laughing as she splashed water on her cousin and friend, Amaya said, "Very funny guys. Well, wanna know why I did that?" She narrowed her eyes suspiciously and gestured to them. They huddled closer to her and she set up a barrier before she told them her intention.

"Well, I am rather bored after god knows how long since I last had any fun so I want to try to make Ice boy fall for me. Big and almost impossible challenge but what a laugh it will provide." Kagome and Sango nodded and all of them giggled evilly as they made their way to the shore to dress.

Sesshoumaru's P.O.V.

After dragging that so called monk back to the campsite and leaving him in my brother's capable hands, I went to check on Rin. The child had fallen ill due to exhaustion over the few days I was recuperating from my wounds. She was sleeping soundly and showing signs of recovering soon. All the better anyway; anything to get me away from that wench. And speaking of the devil, here she came with the other wenches. Was it just me or did she just smile at me?

"We really must thank you Sesshoumaru sama, for exposing that pervert who was watching us defenseless girls bathing." That wench bowed to me with a show of mock servitude and watched my reaction. I gave her a cold glare and stalked off. Behind me, sounds of my half brother beating the hell out of the monk was music to my ears…

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Amaya's P.O.V.

Well, of course I did not tell them that I had a little, teeny weeny bit of feelings for that stupid arrogant jackass. I just wanted to see if he reciprocated my feelings. His reaction kind of stung. I watched InuYasha beat up Miroku with an amused look on my face but I was thinking of how I could make sure it was he who fell for me, not the other way round. Anyway, my train of thoughts was disrupted when Kagome suddenly said, "Jewel shards!" Apparently, that two itsy bitsy little word had the same effect as 'Red Alarm' to Kagome and her friends. A miniature tornado was tearing its way towards us in the direction Kagome was pointing in and dog boy had a hand on his rotten old sword. Seriously, does that half wit think he is going to face a tornado with an antique?

Nobody's P.O.V.

Apparently, Amaya said what she thought and got into a fight with InuYasha again. She had just twisted the demon's arm in a way that his face was rubbed into the dirt when the tornado stopped in front of them. Koga had his arm around Kagome's shoulders and said, "How is my lovely woman?"

InuYasha and Amaya stopped fighting with each other and lunged at the wolf demon. InuYasha got to him first but was pulled off by Amaya. "Kagome is not your woman, idiot! Fat hope!" She yanked his arm off, glaring murderously.

Koga took a step back and yelled, "What the hell was that for?"

Amaya pushed Kagome to InuYasha and said, "I'm leaving my cousin in your unreliable hands. If I find her in any way harmed, you're not going to be a father for the rest of your life."

InuYasha gulped and nodded, holding Kagome close. She blushed but took the opportunity to snuggle closer. Amaya then turned to the irate wolf demon, "That was for claiming my cousin as yours." She kicked his stomach and he doubled over, "And this is for being an idiot."

Koga did not see it coming and glared at the insolent wench. Amaya was looking flushed from her previous fight with InuYasha and had a triumphant look on her face. The wind was blowing and wisps of her hair flickered past her face. The frown of the wolf's face disappeared and was replaced by one of determination, "You are Kagome's cousin right?"

Amaya gave him an apprehensive look and replied slowly, "Yeah, what about it?"

Koga grabbed her upper arm and declared, "I'll let you have Kagome then, Dog breath. I'll take her cousin."

Amaya face-faulted and choked, "What?"

Oblivious to the danger he was in, Koga put his arm around her shoulders, "Say, I didn't quite catch your name. Tell me, sweet."

His head was flung back when Amaya punched him full in the face.

"YOU DO NOT PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND MY SHOULDER AND YOU DO NOT REFER TO WOMEN AS THINGS YOU CAN GIVE AND TAKE!"

InuYasha and Kagome winced as Amaya then proceeded to beat the crap out of Koga. After a full half hour, she paused for a breather and Koga got up, frowning, "When we have mated, I forbid this kind of violent actions."

Amaya spun around with a look in her eyes that stated, go-to-hell-and-never-come-back, preparing to castrate him but saw an angry dog demon slowly strangling the wolf demon.

"Whoa, easy there Sesshy, leave me a piece to mutilate."

He smirked the same time she did and there was an identical evilness in their eyes.

InuYasha and Kagome gulped and said in unison, "We have evil lunatics in our family."

I suck. Big time.