EF9: Here is the final chapter of Another Saturday! I am sorry, but since I am on vacation, I will not be able to review or update much, however I have decided to take this time to wrap this story up.

Kyuubi: He is mainly doing this so he can focus on Naruto: Champion Tournament.

DEF666: I'll be doing the disclaimer for this chapter. If EF9 owned Naruto, Naruto would not be so slow. Physically, not mentally.

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The cave door busted down, revealing a squad of Hyuugas.

AL: Huh? Oh great, look who is here to save the prisoners.

Hiashi: I will not stand for ruffians like you kidnapping my daughter, and heiress of the Hyuuga clan. Now, prepare to defend yourselves!

Itachi: You know too much. We cannot allow you to leave.

At that, the Akatsuki, attacked. The Hyuugas fought valiantly, and managed to bring down Kisame, Tobi, Kakuzu, and Hidan. However the remaining Akatsuki were too much for the already weakened Hyuuga forces. Soon, only Itachi, Deidara, and Hiashi, were left fighting.

Hiashi: Prepare to defend yourselves!

Deidara: NEVAH! ... yeah.

Itachi: Hn.

Itachi formed the proper handseals and blasted Hiashi with a fireball the size of an suv. Then Deidara walked up to Hiashi and whacked him with a purse.

Itachi (Raising an eyebrow at Deidara.): What was that?

Deidara: My secret weapon! (Opens purse to reveal bricks.)

Itachi (Looking at the bricks.): Do they explode?

Deidara: Maaayyybeee... yeah.

Itachi: Twitch twitchy twitchitty twitch. (A/N: Sorry.) Why do you always say 'yeah'?

Deidara: 'Cause I do! Yeah.

Itachi (Foaming at the mouth.): STOP SAYING 'YEAH'!

Deidara: No, yeah.

Itachi: GAH! I KILL YOU! (Proceeds to chase Deidara around attempting to strangle her.)

Now apparently, Kisame chose that time to regain conciousness.

Kisame (Looking at Deidara suspiciously): What did you do now?

Deidara: Your partner is a psychopath! Yeah!

Kisame: What else is new?

Deidara: Well... on 'All My Ninjas', Jordan is cheating on Christie.

Kisame(Looking astonished): No way! I thought he loved her!

Deidara (Patting Kisame on the back comfortingly): We all thought that.

Then, in a freak concidence, the door fell on Kisame, knocking him out. In the clearing dust stood: Naruto, Hinata, Lee, Neji, Tenten, Shino, Gai, and Bob.

Naruto (Looking relieved): Oh good! We knocked down the right door! (Turning to Hinata) See? I told we didn't need to stop and ask for directions!

Hinata (Looking exasperated): Naruto, you knocked down three doors before we got to this one.

Neji: It was destined that we knock down those doors.

Lee: Yes, we should be grateful that the power of youth led us to this door!

Gai: Sniffle. Oh Lee! You have blossomed in the power of youth!

(A/N: You know the drill.)

Lee: Gai-sensei!

Gai: Lee!

So thus, Gai and Lee hugged like there was no tomorrow, but you didn't come here to see that, now did you?

Tenten: Don't worry Hinata, they're men.

Hinata (Looking at Naruto hungrily): Oh yeah!

Tenten: Eeeewwwww! TMI!

Hinata: Will you shut up if I give you the statistics from Neji-niisan's last check up?

Tenten: Yes!

Hinata: Here.

Hinata reached into her wallet, only to find herself face-to-face with a curious looking Naruto.

Naruto: Watcha doin'?

Hinata (Looking comically shifty-eyed): Nothing!

Naruto: Oh. Well... your dad's unconcious, Lee and Gai are hugging, Shino is acting like a tree((1)), and two of the people who abducted us are attacking.

And indeed they were. Itachi had gotten Bob upside the head with a swift uppercut, and then proceeded to torch the surroundings with liberal use of his Katon techniques, while Deidara had blown up Gai and Lee with a clay spider.

Neji: It is fated that you die this day.

Itachi: A Hyuuga could never beat an Uchiha!

Tenten: Well Neji is one of the best rookies to come out of Konoha, and you are exhausted from the previous fight. You will not come out of this alive!

Itachi: As long as we manage to obtain the no-tailed beetle and the nine-tailed fox, it does not matter what happens to me.

Everything stops and you hear a record scratching.

Naruto: Okay, this is ridiculous, there is no such thing as a no-tailed beetle demon.

Itachi (Looking confused): There... isn't?

Naruto: No. No there isn't.

Itachi: Hoo boy... this is embarrassing. Okay, how about we let you go, and nobody ever speaks of this again.

Naruto: Throw in a 'Jutsus R Us' gift-card, and we'll call it even.

Itachi: Deal.

So, in the end it was neither courage, nor valor that won the day, but rather... Naruto's common sense? ... That is ridiculous! Who writes this trash? ... Wait, what? I write it? ... Weeellll, this is awkward... tell ya what, I'll throw in a quick omake to compensate for the weak story-line.

Omake

It was the Sunday morning after all the insanity, and Hinata was going on a leisurely walk when she was stopped by a Shino-y looking Shino.

Shino: Did you ever tell Kiba that you guys found me?

Hinata (Putting one arm across her chest and scratching her chin in a classic thinking pose): ... No, I didn't. Why? Did he die of a heart attack when he saw you?

Hinata giggled at her joke, and Shino waited patiently for her to stop. He's pretty good at that, being best friends with Kiba. When Hinata stopped giggling he responded in his usual stoic, holier-than-thou tone.

Shino: No. He didn't notice me. He was too busy leading a search party, consisting of dogs that he 'liberated' from the pound.

Hinata: Yeah, exactly the kind of thing Kiba would do to find a lost team-mate.

As she said that, Kiba ran past, along with a small army of stray dogs. It seems the dog catcher wasn't too happy about Kiba breaking into his pound for the fourth time that month, and decided that Kiba needed to be neutered.

Kiba: OH! HI SHINO! SINCE YOU'RE BACK, WOULD YA MIND HELPING ME GET RID OF THESE DOG CATCHERS?

Shino: No... I would rather see you suffer for your stupidity.

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EF9: Oh Shino! Well that wraps up Another Saturday!

Kyuubi: Yeah, now you can focus on Naruto: Champion Tournament.

EF9: Yes, that is true... as soon as I choose the challenger from the vote I have gotten! Yeah, just so you know, it hurts my feelings when you don't review my stories.

DEF666: So cheer him up by leaving a nice review. It's the only way he will update on time.

((1)): I borrowed this from Link and Luigi's story 'Calendar'.

TTFN!