Another Neko Story

When Envy learns he can not only shift his shape, but other people's shapes as well, what chaos will he cause?

The name will make sense by... maybe... the 3rd chapter?

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. I own a tape that has the second-to-last episode on it, though. .;; Heh...

Ch. 1 - Discovery and First Experiment


Envy sat on a treebranch, innocently passing the time by throwing rocks at the squirrels and the sparrows on the neighboring tree limbs. He laughed as one of the birds made a strangled noise. He'd finally hit one. "The crows are 10 points..." he muttered as he hit another black bird. Yes, all was perfect, until...

"Envy-saaan!" a squeaky voice cried out, "Where areeee yoouuuu?"

Envy sighed. "What is it this time, Wrath?"

Wrath climbed up into the tree. "Do the clown again!"

Envy shook his head. "Shapeshifting isn't a toy, Wrath. You see, Lust isn't here to force me to be Flippy the clown, so I will not." He turned to climb higher in the tree.

Wrath immediately clung to his arm. "Awww! But Lust said that if I found you then you'd be the clown again."

Envy tried to shake the annoyance from his arm, but found he couldn't. "Fine." He peeled the child from his arm and held onto the boy's shoulder so he couldn't cling to him. He then summoned the power to turn and...

"Why isn't anything happening?" Wrath asked. Envy's eyes went wide for a moment, then burst out laughing. This was an interesting new development. He could shapeshift more than himself.

The little Wrath-clown in front of him proved it.

Envy morphed his arm into a mirror and held it up for Wrath, who shrieked as he saw his new face. The palm tree changed back and expreimentally put a hand on Wrath's shoulder. He then tried morphing again.

Nothing happened to Envy, but the child in front of him now had the bushy tail and buck teeth of a squirrel. Envy laughed and changed Wrath back before climbing out of the tree. He had some experiments to conduct with this new power.

Envy's first mission was to get a test subject. Then, to figure out his new power...He would morph them to completely mess with their heads.

"Sounds like a plan." He mumbled as he approached his destination: Central's military headquarters. He was hoping to find someone fun to trick. An unsuspecting soldier, the colonel, or maybe even one of the Elrics. He didn't find any of these people at first. But what he did find was...

"THAT'S BEEN IN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY LINE FOR GENERATIONS!" A deep voice yelled. Envy turned around to see Armstrong flexing on the sidewalk in front of the building, scaring the people trying to walk.

"The sparkly man. Perfect." The homunculus hopped down from the tree and stood in front of Armstrong.

"You realize noone listens to you?" Envy asked, slightly frightened at the way the major was flexing. 'I didn't know people could bend that way.' He thought, shuddering slightly.

"Everyone listens to me, for I tell wonderous stories. AND STORYTELLING HAS BEEN IN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!" The major exclaimed, sparkling and flexing again.

"Um... your pink sparkly is showing." Envy said, laughing. "You really want people to listen to you? Then you'll need to work your way up into a position of power. Something like..." He put a hand on the insane major's shoulder, smirking as the tiny blonde curl darkened and spread across his head. "Colonel!"

Armstrong gasped as he realized he was now... Roy Mustang! "Why, this is impossible! This defies the laws of alchemy, the very laws of nature! THIS HAS BEEN IN THE ARMSTRONG FAMILY FOR-" But before the pink sparkly man could finish, Envy whistled. A large pack of Mustang fangirls came running down the street, chasing the morphed major down the street and away from HQ. Envy sent him off with a military salute, then left to find more 'test subjects.'

So there you have it. A funnier fic than the other one I'm working on. Speaking of which, don't worry guys, I am writing that. I just needed to see Saturday's episode to write most of it, and I've been sick. This does, surprisingly, make writing a teeny, tiny bit harder for me. Bear with me, kay?

Until next time...

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