Another Neko Story
When Envy learns he can not only shift his shape, but other people's shapes as well, what chaos will he cause?
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA.
Thank you for all the wonderful reviews. Sorry that I was gone so long, but I'm baaack! I also found chapters I had written for the rest of this and the partial next chapter in Just Like Him. I'm not sure if I'm gonna finish the other fic right now, but this one I'm going to upload. So if anyone's reading this, you get the last two thirds without having to wait.
Enjoy!
Ch. 2 - Second Experiment
Second Experiment
"If I can change others into people, then the shapeshifting works like normal. And if the shifting works like normal, then I can change people into animals, or partial animals, too." Envy recalled Wrath with his squirrelly face and giggled maniacally.
To get his next test subject, Envy would have to enter HQ. He shifted into a military uniform and entered the building. He grabbed a random secretary and shoving her against the wall. "Where's the Colonel's office?" He asked in what resembled a growl.
"That... way!" She choked, then yelled, "Please-don't-hurt-me-I-have-a-husband-and-kids!" her words running together as she spoke.
Envy released her. "Thaaank you!" He smiled at her and ran off to Mustang's office. (He has way too many mood swings.)
He kicked open the door to the office and turned Roy's (The real Mustang, not the Armstrong-Mustang that got chased down the street.) chair around. "I was told to come here for orders, sir!" He said, saluting the alchemist.
"And, what, may I ask, is your name, private?" The Flame asked.
"Erm... Sam... Sm-.. Smorfinheimerdoodle!" He cried, putting together random syllables.
"Well, Samantha, maybe a pretty soldier girl like you can come see me when your shift is over..." Mustang began. (Mustang called Envy-chan a girl. Uh-oh... X.x;)
Envy glared at him. "Not a girl, buddy! Not a soldier, either." He put a hand on Mustang's shoulder. "And now neither are you."
"What are you talking abo-ruff?" The new Mustang sat on the desk, his tail wagging as he barked. Envy shifted a paper on the desk into a collar that said 'Spot' on the tag and put it around the puppy's neck. "There you go, boy." Envy said.
Envy then morphed to become Roy. "Luetenant Hawkeye?" He called. Riza came in a few seconds later, annoyed that Roy chose to bother her during her favorite time of day: target practice. "What?" She asked, looking for an excuse to shoot the homunculus with her pretty silver pistol.
"For you." Envy-Roy said, holding out the Roy-puppy. Riza smiled and took the puppy. "Thank you, Roy!" She poked the pup in the stomach, who gave her and Envy alternating evil glares. "Who's a good boy? You're a good boy, yesss yooou arreee!" She cooed puppy-talk at Roy as she walked back down the hall.
Envy changed back into his palm-tree self and went to go search for his last experiment.
It was quick, I know. But this is a quick little fanfic. Read it, enjoy it, review it.
I'm off to upload the third and final chappy.