Another Neko Story
When Envy learns he can not only shift his shape, but other people's shapes as well, what chaos will he cause?
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA.
I'm going to make this short. I told you guys that I'm back in the last one, and what was going on with my fics. This is the last chapter. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll wonder why you're wasting your time with Ducky's fics.
Ch. 3 - Third Experiment
He wandered the halls of the millitary HQ, searching for the last person he needed to morph. He checked all the rooms. Frowning, he tried to figure out where to search next. Envy was starting to get afraid that they weren't here, but instead they were traveling on some mission for the stone.
Just when he was about to give up hope, go home, and see which homunculi were there to annoy, he saw them.
"But nii-sama, I wanted to keep the kitty!" What seemed to be an oversized tin can whined, looming over someone much shorter in stature. Who could this short one be? A midget? A child? A chimera created from a person and something very small, like a mouse or a grasshopper?
The unnaturally small creature spoke. "But we don't have the time to take care of it, or the money to feed it." It wasn't any of those things. It was an Elric! Edward Elric, to be exact!
"Chibi-channn!" Envy cried, happily running over and hugging the person he'd been looking for.
"Who're you calling Chibi?" He grumbled. "And why aren't you trying to kill me?"
Envy backed up and smiled. "Because I heard of your dilemma and I've got a proposition for ya. You want a cat, right?"
Ed looked at the homunculus warily before slowly nodding. "He does." He said, pointing behind him at Al.
"Right. And I've got a nifty new power, so bam! problem solved!" Envy laughed as Ed took a step back.
"New power? What are you going to do?"
"Just this." Envy took two steps toward the pint-sized alchemist and shape-shifted the unsuspecting chibi.
"Mew?" Edward asked. He wasn't a cat completely, but he had the ears, the claws, and the tail of a cat. His eyes were also more slanted and cat-like. Finally, he had little kitty fangs and a voicebox which, Edward would soon find out, purred and meowed and hissed like a cat.
"KITTY!" Al screeched, grabbing the Edward-cat and dragging him out the door of HQ. Envy laughed histerically and fell over, the secretaries getting up to see what was wrong.
"Well, my work here is done. Hm... wonder what'll happen when Al tries to give him a saucer of milk." He snorted at the thought, walked out the doors, and turned to go home.
In the distance, he could still hear Al screaming "KITTY!" And the meowing and hissing protests of Ed.
END
And there you have it. Another Neko Story. And hopefully you understand the neko part. I originally just came up with this part, and decided to save it for last and add some more.
Well, I hope you liked it. Review it for me, kay? And thanks for reading.
Ducky