Siblings and Quibblings

by 95Jezzica

Multiple fics dedicated to sibling idiocy. xD - [Ch1, Punchline: Norway goes to the market and leaves Sweden with the task of keeping Denmark out of trouble. In hindsight that was a stupid idea.] - [Ch5, Parenting is Warranting: There was no rush, and so Sweden could afford to let Sealand n Ladonia finish thinking what was on their minds. In hindsight, this had been a mistake.] xD

2. Morbid Summer

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Summary: Being a nation, Sweden decides, can be a pain the ass. – (Or: Sweden has to find a way to break out Denmark out of the morgue.)

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The summers had been unusual hot lately, and frankly speaking Sweden did not appreciate it one bit. The only thing he wanted to do for the day was to lay in his prepared ice bath for the entire day and try not to melt. Sweden was simply not made for hot weather, unlike some of the more southern nations, and he briefly considered if it perhaps was time to finally buy one of America's fancy ACs that the boy had been bragging about. Sadly Sweden didn't get to finish considering the thought, however, as his phone unfortunately choose that moment to ring loudly through the bathroom. With a heavy sigh Sweden sat up in his ice bath and quickly dried off his hands against the towel before he answered the phone.

"Hello."

"It's Denmark," someone whispered on the other end.

"What did he do this time?" Sweden groaned.

"No, it's me. Denmark. I'm the one calling you!" Denmark harshly whispered back.

"Oh… What did you do this time? And why are you whispering?"

"Hey rude! But, uh… I might accidentally have gotten myself killed?"

"What?"

"It wasn't my fault!" Denmark immediately defended himself. "Someone drove me over and I just woke up again!"

"Then why are you calling me?"

"I guess I was out for a while? Because I think I'm stuck in one of those boxes at the morgue. Can you come by and break me out?"

"…"

"Please? I really don't want to accidentally scare my humans again."

Sweden pictured what a mess and pile of paperwork this entire situation could become and then sighed in defeat.

"Fine, give me a few minutes."

"Oh thank god. Please hurry, I need to be out before the humans come back and realize I'm alive."

"Fine, fine, see you soon."

With that said Sweden ended the call and groaned in annoyance as he exited his bath.

Denmark would owe him for breaking him out of the morgue, again.

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[ The End ]

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(A/N): And then Sweden probably spent forever just trying to figure out which morgue Denmark even ended up in. x'D

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