I like this chapter. It's pretty funny, well, at least I think it is. Enjoy!

Mark entered the kitchen looking for something to eat, now that there was something edible available. He could really go for a bowl of Captain Crunch.

"What the…?" Mark said, confused. Kashi? Healthy Choice? What kind of crap cereal was this? Where was the heavily frosted, marshmallow-accompanied stuff?

Mark then rummaged through the pantry, cupboards and refrigerator for something that had more than ten calories and a 0.0000000000000000000000001 percent sugar count. Mark sighed with frustration when he found nothing that met his easy requirements.

"I guess beggars can't be choosers," he said sadly to Scamp, who was rolling a ball around.

Biting his lip, Mark pulled the Kashi junk out of the pantry and poured himself a heaping bowl filled to the rim with skim milk. He tentatively brought the spoon to his mouth and took a bite. He chewed it thoughtfully for a while before running to the sink and spitting it out.

"I'd have just as well eaten the box." He mused.

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Marc felt, and heard, his stomach growl and rumble with hunger. He got up from the couch and began searching through the kitchen, his expedition becoming more and more desperate with each empty cupboard.

"Hey Roger!" he called, "Don't you have anything to eat?"

"No."

"Then can I have some money to go buy some?"

"Zoom in on my empty wallet."

Marc reached for his own wallet, only to pull out Mark's empty one. "Touché"

"Déjà vu," Roger mumbled inaudibly, shivering slightly. Truth be told, he missed weak, obnoxious Mark. He wanted his Mark, not this uptight sissy. Somehow, he would get the real Mark back; he just had to figure out how.

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"C'mon Scamp," Mark said kindly to the pup, "Let's go for a walk to the store."

The dog came running up happily, only too willing to let the man slip on the leash. Though he couldn't put his paw on it, Scamp was sure this man had changed. It was like his soul had been swapped. Scamp barked at his own foolishness. That was impossible.

Mark laughed and checked that his wallet, full of money, was still in his pocket before heading out.