TITLE: Brokeback Yama
Author: Tako Yaoi Doom
Pairing: SasuXNaru
Summary: Two men. One mountain. A drastic summer. Finding love that has no boundaries. Brokeback mountain parody SasuxNaru.
-uno dos tres-
Once upon a time, there was a ranch hand by the name of Uzumaki Naruto looking for work in the city of Konoha. He had worked diligently as a ranch hand but always came up short of money to pay for his rent and boozing habits. Naruto scoured the town searching for travail, but alas, not one job was available. Not one person needed a bartender, a cowboy, or even a French maid! Despairing, he gave up. Lamenting his fate, Naruto turned to leave the town...only to find his feet leading him to an employment agency? For cowboys?
On the other side of the village was a rodeo cowboy by the name of Uchiha Sasuke. He was also a man seeking employment (and love). Sasuke had previously worked at the rodeo and was obviously always the star of the show. The ladies loved him for his comely looks, he brought in truckloads of money to the ranch, and people came from all over just to watch him ride. Soon enough, he gravitated to the status of a socialite/celebrity. However, the women's attentions and the glamorous lifestyle were not to his liking so he soon quit although he loved his job. Sasuke loved riding but was not garrulous, as required of a socialite, and abhorred the lascivious womenfolk who always wanted to shag.
Sasuke wasn't shy naturally. He was not too talkative because he hated women's carnal desires( towards his glamorous, hott, attractive self, of course) and secretly lusted after men. At work, he was surrounded by men. At the local saloon, he was surrounded by men. At the bathroom, he too was…surrounded by men. He really did not know what to do in this situation. The ladies loved him, but would the men too?
After an experience involving an erection caused by the sight of a ravishing blond man entering the bathroom, Sasuke learned to restrain his vividly erotic and raunchy desires. Even so, he could not get the man's face and physique out of his head. The man was the most tantalizing being that he had ever seen in all of his 21 years.
It was by fate that that day, these two star-crossed lovers were to meet. Umino Iruka's Cowboy-for-hire agency was where the ill-fated lovers first locked eyes…
&soon continued, to be…