TITLE: Brokeback Yama
Author: Tako Yaoi Doom
Pairing: SasuXNaru
Summary: Two men. One mountain. A drastic summer. Finding love that has no boundaries. Brokeback mountain parody SasuxNaru.

Dear reviewers: Thanks a million! -loves forever- I haven't been able to update this summer because of the travels and etc. But! this is how I am spending the last week of my summer vacation -insert smiley-

Chapter 2: Umino Iruka's Cowboy-for-Hire Agency

-un deux trois-

It was a clear, fine day as Uzumaki Naruto skipped his way down to Umino Iruka's employment agency. He whistled as he sauntered up to the dank, small building and knocked on the door. Jogging quickly up the stairs, he met the door and reached for the handle. Letting himself in quickly, Naruto faced the man and flashed a smile.

"Good afternoon," he said cheerfully.

Umino Iruka was surprised at the brazen stranger!

"Get out!" he cried without turning around. He was offended! Not a soul would usually DARE to intrude upon his domain without permission. He was Umino Iruka, Goddamit! He was a superior who would hire ninjas and a nobody couldn't just barrage into his office without HIS permission. What a sin!

Uzumaki Naruto backed out the door and shuffled slowly down the stairs. He was surprised at Iruka's reaction but decided not to think anything of it and waited outside the office on the steps of the building. He had already given Iruka a bad first impression. Waiting outside quietly would be the best thing to do now.

Quite a while passed as he was waiting by the door, but just as he was stood up to knock again… a car pulled up into the driveway!

Uchiha Sasuke drove up to Umino Iruka's building in his fashionable, new Model T automobile. He gave his companion the old "up and down", judging the man quickly. His companion was absolutely gorgeous...looked awfully familiar…but what the hell, he needed to worry more about himself right now. He needed to maintain his god-given, beautiful looks to 1) seduce that angelic, ethereal being and 2)get the job for extra cash 3)seduce the…you get his point. Taking out a razor to do the duty, he carefully shaved his 3-day growth, making sure he looked as fine as he usually did.

"Damn right I'm sexy!" he thought egoistically, admiring his sculpted features in the side mirror.

Naruto was entranced by the stranger and could only watch as the stranger shaved. He felt his jaw unhinge and attempted to avert his eyes but his mind refused to cooperate.

"Oh my God! He is amazingly…wow!" Naruto unconsciously thought to himself, feeling the stirrings of desire in the pits of his stomach.

If it had not been for Umino Iruka's sudden appearance, Naruto would not have been able to draw his eyes away from his comely companion. Iruka looked the two men over and clapped his hands, signaling for them to enter his building.

After the three had settled into comfortable places in Iruka's office did Iruka continue.

"Boys...your job will be to go up Brokeback Yama and watch my new team. Make sure none of them get lost or hurt or you will get no pay," were Iruka's instructions.

As the pair exited the building, the blond extended his hand and said with a smile,"Uzumaki Naruto".

"Uchiha Sasuke," was the curt reply.

Iruka shook his head as he watched the two boys leave. He knew that something drastic was to occur between the two men. There had been so much…tension of a sort. He couldn't pick out exactly what it was that threw him off, the something that did not believe it was right to hire the men for the job. He knew something was very wrong, something eerily strange that he just couldn't understand. Shrugging to himself, Iruka waved off the feeling as insignificant…

To be continueeeed dun dun dun

A/N: Reviews are lovely Been a bit busy, but we're getting to the action soon! -insert smiley-