VR
The next morning, still in the virtual world, Kara was sunbathing on the upper deck of her yacht as it went out to sea. She was shirtless and in her swim trunks. Down below on the lower deck were a dozen girls in mermaid swimsuits.
Brainiac 5 joined her, also shirtless, with swim trunks on. "Drura is still requesting your presence," he reminded her.
"Sometimes...something beautiful happens in this virtual world and I don't know how to express myself," Kara mused as she took a sip of her champagne.
"Indeed," Brainiac 5 said knowingly.
"I just had sex and it felt so good. A woman let me put my penis inside her," Kara said pleased with herself.
"I know," Brainiac 5 acknowledged.
"Barney, I don't want to go back to being a woman. Have you ever had sex before?" Kara asked him.
"Of course, with countless males and females across the galaxy utilizing thousands of drones," Brainiac 5 said.
Kara gave him a WTF look. "For research purposes," Brainiac 5 clarified.
"It felt so good when I did it with my penis. A girl let me do it. It literally just happened. Maybe, it can make me lose my meanness and make me nice all the time," Kara sighed.
"Tall order," Brainiac 5 doubted.
"If I had to describe the feeling, it was the best. When I had sex, man, my penis felt great and I called the Danvers right after I was done," Kara said.
"Nice of her to entertain you," Brainiac 5 observed.
"I want to tell the whole world. To be honest, I'm surprised she even let me do it. It doesn't really make sense but...fuck it," Kara continued. "I ain't one to argue. She could even be my wife."
Brainiac 5 eyed her. "She kept looking at her watch," Kara said concernedly.
"Doesn't matter," Brainiac 5 assured her.
"But I cried the whole time," Kara said embarrassed.
"Doesn't matter," Brainiac 5 repeated.
"I lasted only five minutes," Kara admitted.
"We're men, Kara. We do not concern ourselves with the opinions of females," Brainiac 5 said as he lit a cigar.
"Right," Kara nodded.
"For us, it's about quantity rather than quality," Brainiac 5 reminded her.
"Activate The Little Mermaid program," Kara ordered.
"Done," Brainiac 5 said as he pointed his cigar out to sea.
Kara smiled. Soon, a Mermaid would abandon her family, her civilization, way of life, and her species just to have sex with her. As an extra bonus, she couldn't talk. "I love you, man," Kara said appreciatively.
"Remember what I told you," Brainiac 5 reminded her.
"Oh, right, no homo," Kara nodded as they clinked glasses.
Real World
Off the coast, Aquaman leaped onto a cargo ship in distress as Metropolis was facing a Zombie apocalypse. "Hello, is anyone here?" Aquaman asked as he looked around. "Well, I tried," he said after a few seconds.
"We're here, help," a voice said from inside the ship.
"Shit," Aquaman realized he would have to actually work. He opened the door and found the entire crew was Zombies. They were bloody from tearing into their flesh, their clothes were torn up, and they all had hungry expressions on their faces.
Aquaman quickly retreated as the Zombies went after him. He leaped off the ship with a few Zombies following him into the water. Aquaman then quickly escaped accelerating through the water.
In Metropolis, the city was in ruins with fires everywhere. Jon dressed as Superboy, and Damien, dressed as Robin, looked out at the city. "Damien, Batman will be okay, maybe, possibly," Jon assured him.
"I'm not worried," Damien said nonchalantly.
"Why not? I'm pretty sure this is armageddon," Jon said confused.
"I actually hate the man and pray for his death every day," Damien said honestly.
"My parents are fine. My paranoid-as-fuck father never trusted smartphones. They're headed to a bunker," Lois said to Superman.
"I need to get to Smallville and protect those close to me rather than save the city," Superman said resolved.
VR
Alex and Lois met up on their way to work. "Good morning," Alex said pleasantly.
"Good morning for you, maybe. I've been working before the sun came up," Lois said bitterly.
Suddenly, there was a gas explosion in the sewer line. Lois immediately went over to the gas repair workers looking for a story. Alex discreetly went in the other direction, used her super-strength to remove the manhole, and then went inside to rescue one of the workers. Alex then returned to Lois but her suit was stained up.
"That man...saved me," the worker said pointing Alex out.
"He must be delirious," Alex excused.
"Obviously. Look at you. You're a mess," Lois pointed out. "From now on, do what I do, bring a change of clothes to work."
Lois then walked off. "Computer: New suit," Alex ordered.
The computer didn't respond to her. "Shit," Alex realized.
Alex went inside the Daily Planet and was ambushed by Cat Grant. "Hello, handsome," she greeted.
"If you'll excuse me, I have to...," Alex tried to escape.
"I don't think I will excuse you. I've asked you to have dinner with me two times. That's two times more than I have ever had to ask a man to do," Cat said annoyed.
"I'm sorry. I've been really busy," Alex told her. "Lois and I...,"
"Poor Lois, all work and no personality," Cat smiled.
"Well, work can be a personality," Alex said defensively.
"When your entire story is just plot with no character development then it's not," Cat said eying her directly.
"Damn," Alex realized. "Look, Cat, I'm gay."
"I love it when a man plays hard to get," Cat smiled and then walked away.
VR
Kara and Brainiac 5 flew off from the yacht in their helicopter and then landed on the DEO skyscraper helipad. Kara and Brainiac 5 exited the helicopter in suits and sunglasses. "Damien has been sending you messages. He says it's urgent," Brainiac 5 informed her.
"Just because I'm technically his step-mom doesn't mean I want anything to do with him. I can't stand the little shit," Kara said derisively.
"What is your agenda now?" Brainiac 5 asked.
"It's not enough to score with NPC chicks. I need to score with some real users," Kara said looking over the city.
"This is a big step for you. I have a suggestion for you to achieve success," Brainiac 5 said.
The two made their way to the park where real female users were hanging out. "Filter out the men pretending to be women," Kara ordered.
"Of course," Brainiac 5 said.
Immediately, a dozen Brainiac 5 agents knife-handed the pretending male users forcing them out of the system. Kara then materialized a boy toddler in her arms gaining the attention of the female users in front of a fountain. Kara smiled as the kid was giving her positive attention from the women.
"I'm so going to score now," Kara said confidently.
"I pooped my pants!" the toddler shouted obnoxiously.
"Computer: Restart program," Kara said annoyed, replacing the boy with a girl.
Female users then came over to Kara gushing over how great a father she was. "You're the greatest dad ever," one of them said.
"You give me far too little credit," Kara smiled confidently.
"Do you have a nanny because I'd love to come over to your place," a female user said.
"Actually, I do," Kara smiled and then handed the girl over to Brainiac 5.
"Can I bring my friend with me?" the same female user asked.
"Of course," Kara agreed. "But first, let's go to a strip club."
Real World
In the middle of a real forest at night, Oliver Queen, Dinah Lance, and Hal Jordan were camping out, eating smores, and completely oblivious to the Zombie virus spreading across the world. "I hate camping. I don't know why I let you two talk me into this," Hal grumbled.
"I can be very persuasive," Dinah smiled.
"Hal, you're an Air Force officer. How can you not like the outdoors?" Oliver asked incredulously.
"Exactly, Air Force as in I'm either indoors or in my plane," Hal said bitterly.
"I just think you're weak-willed," Oliver chided.
"The fuck? I'm known universe-wide for the strength of my will," Hal said offended.
"And yet, here you are," Oliver pointed out. "Clearly, I'm going to have to tell the Elders how much of a whipped bitch you are."
"Snitches get stitches," Hal warned.
"How about I sing a campfire song?" Dinah suggested.
"I'd rather not have my head explode, thank you," Hal declined.
Oliver then went to attention. "What the fuck are you doing, Oliver?" Hal asked annoyed
"I'm standing for the presentation. Hal Jordan, you have the ability to suck the joy out of anything. Welcome to the Kill-Joy Corp," Oliver gave him a mock salute.
"I don't have to take this. I'm going to leave," Hal said walking off.
Dinah and Oliver frowned as Hal went into his tent and started playing on his phone. "He's on his phone," Dinah noticed.
"Of course, Chair Force Hal would bring his phone on a camping trip," Oliver rolled his eyes. "Ready?"
Dinah nodded and then started singing Whitney Houston's I will always be with you song to annoy him. Hal started moving around in his tent and growling as if Dinah's singing physically made him ill. "Seems like an overreaction," Oliver said as he saw Hal move around in his tent.
Suddenly, the tent exploded creating a crater. Hal Jordan was now in his Green Lantern suit looking pissed off. "Hal?" Oliver wondered stunned by the blast.
Hal powered up his ring and fired on them. "Move!" Oliver shouted as the explosion threw them to the ground a distance away. Oliver took out a boxing glove arrow and fired at Hal hitting him to the face.
"Really?" Hal asked unimpressed. His face was horribly injured with self-inflicted scratches all over it.
"Next one to your face isn't going to be a glove," Oliver said taking out a real arrow. "Oh, shit!" Oliver realized as Hal materialized a giant jaw just above him ready to tear him apart.
Dinah blasted Hal with a scream distracting him and breaking up the green construct. Hal fell to the ground dead. "What did you do?" Oliver asked horrified.
"How was I supposed to know he was weak-as-fuck?" Dinah asked him.
Hal Jordan's ring then came off his finger and floated near Dinah. "You have slain the Green Lantern, Hal Jordan. This ring is now yours," the ring said to her.
"Sounds legit," Dinah said putting the ring on.
"This is some bullshit. No one is more fearless than me," Oliver grumbled.
Dinah suddenly received a massive power-boost as she became a Green Lantern with a glowing green uniform while still keeping on her signature black jacket. "Whoa," Oliver said amazed.
"Sweet, I can actually be useful for a change," Dinah grinned.
Superman then dropped down, gave Hal's dead body a dismissive glance, and then eyed Dinah. "Good, we're going to need you."
VR
At the Daily Planet, Lois and Alex worked long into the night on investigative paperwork. "Not what I thought I would be doing when I entered the virtual realm," Alex muttered.
"What are you on about?" Lois asked her.
"Nothing, let's continue looking over these records," Alex said bored.
"I could use some Chinese take-out right about now," Lois remarked.
"Well, I can get it," Alex volunteered.
"Don't you want to know what I want?" Lois asked obviously.
"I'll bring an assortment," Alex assured her and took off.
Alex walked around the building until she found an alley. "Finally," Alex smiled and then ripped open her shirt revealing her Superman uniform. She then flew off around the world and landed in China with a thud cracking the pavement.
Alex then looked over the food markets. "You want bat?" a vendor asked her in English.
"No, no, fuck no, no," Alex distanced herself away.
Alex then flew back to the Daily Planet and went over to where she had placed her pile of clothes only to find them gone. "Shit," Alex realized. "Computer: Give me a new suit."
Nothing happened. "Come on," Alex sighed and then raced back to her apartment to get a new suit on. She then went back to the Daily Planet with the Chinese food.
"That was quick," Lois remarked as she came back.
"I took a short-cut," Alex said awkwardly.
"This is out of this world," Lois said amazed. "Too bad you're gay. I would kiss you," she teased.
"Yeah, too bad," Alex rolled her eyes.
"I think I have you figured out, Kent," Lois said confidently.
"Oh really?" Alex scoffed.
"Yeah, I'd say ex-military. I could tell by how you talk to the chief, your lack of fear when Lex had his sword at your throat, your psychological manipulations on Dr. Braine, and your willingness to volunteer for even the lowliest of tasks," Lois said knowingly.
"But it's the nineties and I'm gay," Alex pointed out.
"That's just a cover to disarm women but it won't work on me. You're as straight as they come, Kent," Lois said to her.
"Well, okay then," Alex said, being agreeable.
Real World
In the Bat-Cave late into the night, Brainiac 5 looked over news reports across the planet. He then turned all of the screens off as Drura approached him. "Behold, Brainiac 5 Model 101," Brainiac 5 gestured.
An identical Brainiac 5 walked towards them wearing an all-black outfit with a leather jacket and sunglasses. "We can proceed with the experimental vaccine," Brainiac 5 said to Drura.
"Shouldn't the subject...be naked," Drura licked her lips.
Brainiac 5 gave her an odd look. "For what purpose?"
"To observe all the symptoms...visually," Drura said awkwardly.
"Very well," Brainiac 5 agreed.
The Model 101 immediately started taking off his clothes in front of them. Brainiac 5 then injected him with the experimental vaccine. "Now, we wait," Brainiac 5 said patiently.
A motorcycle suddenly entered the Bat-Cave. Kate Kane got off the bike and gave the two of them a WTF look at the Model 101. "I didn't realize you were so fit underneath," Kate said amazed.
"You can't have him," Drura said instantly.
"There is no need for apprehension. Kate is a homosexual," Brainiac 5 assured her.
"Oh, wow, you poor thing," Drura said sympathetically.
"Indeed," Brainiac 5 played along.
"That doesn't mean I'm attracted to your weird-ass," Kate said scornfully at Drura.
"This is Drura, a specialist in disease warfare. Tell Kate how we subdued the Dominator Empire," Brainiac 5 requested of her.
"I threatened to turn them all homosexual and cause their race to go extinct," Drura grinned.
Kate noticed Drura's Vindicator ring. "Why am I not surprised?" she rolled her eyes.
"What do we owe the pleasure of your visit?" Brainiac 5 asked.
"I can't stand another moment with my dad at the apartment. I figured I would crash here," Kate said.
"We could use her as a specimen," Drura said to Brainiac 5 in her own language.
"I'm sorry. I didn't catch that," Kate said confused.
"She proposes you stay here for the long term and I agree," Brainiac 5 lied.
"Well, thanks. Maybe, we can be friends, after all," Kate said naively.
"Kelly Olsen is upstairs. I'm sure you will find much in common with her," Brainiac 5 gestured towards the exit.
VR
Kara hung out with some male users at a strip club getting drunk and partaking in lines of cocaine. The two women that adored Kara's fathering skills were busy working the pole in skimpy outfits. "And they were literally the size of melons," Kara bragged putting her hands on her suit jacket to demonstrate.
"That's nothing, I got myself a user that has breasts the size of watermelons," one guy said.
"Try basketballs," another said.
"That's too much for me to even handle," Kara admitted.
"I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers cannot deny. I like them big, round, and juicy," MC said.
"Tell me more," Kara requested wanting to learn more.
"When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and she puts that round thing in your face, you will get sprung. When you notice that butt is stuffed deep in those jeans she's wearing, you will be hooked and you won't stop staring," he told her.
"But Catco says flat butts are tight," Kara brought up.
"I'm tired of magazines saying flat butts are the thing. Take the average man and ask him what he wants," MC disagreed and then looked up at a stripper dancing in front of him. "Shake it, shake that healthy butt," he said to the dancer encouraging her while giving her a wad of digital cash.
"Don't you like a girl that's physically fit?" Kara asked.
"It's great if they do side-bends or sit-ups but, please, don't lose that butt," MC clarified for her.
"So, implants?" Kara assumed.
"Silicon parts are for toys, my man. I want the real thing," MC corrected her.
"Gotcha," Kara nodded.
"Ladies," MC shouted at them.
"Yeah!" they replied back to him.
"Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes?" MC asked them.
"Yeah!" they said enthusiastically.
"Then turn around and stick it out," he ordered. He then left the table, put on his pimp hat, and strolled out with his cane. He took three female users out of the strip club with him.
Real World
Early the next morning, Superman, Dinah, and Oliver arrived on the rooftop of the Daily Planet. "What the fuck is going on? Hal just turned into a zombie and tried to kill us," Oliver said.
"I believe the virus is spreading through the Internet and from person-to-person," Superman said grimly.
"What do we do?" Dinah asked.
"We have to shut down the Internet," Superman said seriously. "But first, we should talk about our feelings."
US fighter jets entered Metropolis airspace and dropped bombs into the city, destroying entire blocks. Zombie swarms were blasted to pieces from the explosions. The fighters kept it up firing 30mm machine-gun fire on the zombies. Fires raged across the city as the zombies were hit. Armored vehicles then entered the city and started spraying the streets with gunfire clearing each block systematically. The tank treads crushed the dead bodies of the zombies as they were taken down.
"Damien?" Jon asked of him as he meditated.
"I don't want to talk about Batman or why he isn't here," Damien shut him down.
"I'll just sit here, so you won't feel alone," Jon said sitting close to him
"I'd rather you not," Damien said trying to ignore him.
"Are those kids going to be okay?" Oliver asked concernedly.
"They've been through worse," Superman said dismissively.
Superman looked over the warzone that was Metropolis. "Lois, I have to go home," he said to her.
"I know," Lois said sacrificially.
"I'll secure the building first," Superman said realizing he was forgetting something important.
"What are you doing?" Dinah asked Superman as he stared down at the building.
"Using my X-ray vision to determine who is infected and who isn't," he said. "Probably, should have done that before picking you guys up."
"Do you need help?" Dinah offered.
"Nope," Superman said and then quickly went through each floor tossing out the infected zombies out of the building. He then slammed down the Daily Planet globe down upon the entrance blocking it. "The building's secure. Stay safe," Superman said and then flew off towards Smallville.
Meanwhile, Garth was practicing his fish powers with Mera instructing at the bottom of the ocean. Garth was looking like a bad-ass with wild black hair, a goatee, and stripe tattoos on his arms. "Concentrate, Garth," Mera said impatiently.
"I am concentrating but what you're asking me to do is too much, too long, too thick," Garth complained.
"Size matters not...in this context. That fish is nothing. Your father can control an entire army of sea creatures and even the Kracken," Mera said to him.
"I wish you would stop comparing me to that man," Garth gritted his teeth.
"If you really think you can't do this, then maybe you should rethink the name 'Tempest' and go back to Aqualad," Mera mocked.
"Fuck that," Garth said instantly. "Wait, why is it getting dark all of a sudden?"
"It's not the sun, it's the water," Mera realized.
To their horror, the water was full of blood from Atlantean soldiers slaughtered by an insane Aquaman with his trident. "Arthur?" Mera wondered.
Garth took off to intercept Aquaman. As he got closer, the blood in the water infected him causing him to go insane as well. "Garth, stay away from the blood!" Mera yelled at him.
It was too late as Garth clawed at his face and became a zombie. "Well...shit," Mera realized.
Aquaman, Garth, and the zombie Atlanteans went straight for her. "Yeah, no," Mera said as she blasted them away with a powerful water current.
Mera then escaped through the water as all of Atlantis became infected.
On his way to Smallville, Superman noticed the infection spread. "I suppose I can make time to save a few," he considered. He blasted a crowd of zombies with his frost beath giving two survivors a brief reprieve. He then saved a school bus filled with kids by taking it up into the air and placing it outside the city. Finally, he saw an infected Clay-Face spring out tentacles that took hold of a helicopter.
Jefferson Pierce aka Black Lightning blasted Clay-Face's snarling mouth with electricity. Superman fired heat vision at Clay-Face's tentacles freeing the helicopter. Only then did Superman realize Jefferson's daughters were inside the helicopter.
"Take your family to the Daily Planet. I'll meet you there," Superman said to Jefferson.
"Where are you going?" Jefferson asked incredulously.
"I'm going home," Superman said and then took off to Smallville.
Jefferson looked over the devastated hood. "Ain't that a bitch?" he shook his head.
Superman landed at the farm at Smallville and met with Martha. "Where's Pa?" he asked.
"He's in the barn. I hit him and he fell," Martha said vaguely.
"Everything is going to be okay," Superman assured her.
Superman went inside the barn and unlocked the basement. Immediately, Jonathon Kent reached out, a total Zombie. "Holy cow!" Superman said startled and kept Jonathon restrained. He then tossed him back into the basement, closed the door, and melted the lock to keep him from getting out instead of giving him a merciful death.
"Clark?" Martha questioned.
"It's time to go," he told her.
"But this is our home. We haven't even paid it off, yet," Martha pointed out.
"I went to get you instead of saving the East Coast, so we're leaving," Superman told her off and then took her with him back to Metropolis.
Author's Notes: For those wondering why Kara and Alex are having fun in VR while the world burns or why Brainiac 5 is working on a Covid cure and ignoring the zombie apocalypse, your instincts serve you well. Everything will be explained in time...possibly...maybe. Taylor Swift, Sir Mix-A-Lot, and Lonely Island are featured here.
There are a lot of rumors swirling about SG Season 6. One of which is that Alex is going to get an alien foster kid that's around 5 years old. Another is that there will be a flashback episode with teenage Alex and Kara. Cosmic Boy may make an appearance pushing the narrative that Mon-El will also return and take Kara with him to the future. Other rumors are that Kara will not be coming back to the Arrowverse after Season 6 for any additional crossovers or guest appearances. If the interest is there, I can still have SG be in those later Arrowverse Crossovers by substituting her with another character or radically changing the plot. Rest assured, whatever CW has planned it isn't going to force me to retcon Adventures of Supergirl or Midvale. I appreciate any input you guys may have on the direction of Adventures of Supergirl. Should Alex get married to Kelly? Should Alex adopted a weird-ass alien child or have her own biological child? Should Kara leave to go to the future and, if so, should anyone else follow with her?