Navi then suggested, "Hey! I bet we should go to Zora's Domain!" Link cringed at the shriek, "That has got to be the stupidest thing I heard. We're going to the secret grotto." So Link hopped into the grotto, getting his butt stuck. "Oh, yes, genius, I bet that's where the Spiritual Stone of WATER is." Navi tugged on Link, but eventually she had to flag down a passerby, which I don't know how she did it, considering her lack of arms, and the fact that I would run away if I saw Navi, but he came over, laughed a bit, then pulled Link out of the grotto, and then got a nice sword and chased Link around Hyrule field. He was a robber. After he got every rupee Link had, which was about 5, he slashed Link, whose ear fell off as a result. Link was now a Hylian Vangogh with no artistic talent whatsoever, which one has to admit is quite ironic.
Navi found some glue, which most likely hasn't been invented yet, and glued Link's ear on. Wow. That's a good fix. "Fiiiiiiiine, Navi. We'll go to Zora's Domain, but only because I pity you and your stupidity." So, onward Link and Navi went, to Zora's domain. They reached the end of the outer part, and played Zelda's Lullaby, again sounding quite similar to the Barney the Dinosaur Theme Song, and went through. They went to see King Zora, who didn't say much other than, "Oh where is my Ruto! Oh, I hope she doesn't come back! Block off the entrances, Zora." Link left, having misheard, thinking that King Zora actually wanted Princess Ruto back, which of course, no one would.
Link played some game and got some scale, that made him swim deeper, and ended up in Lake Hylia, where he found a Zora, who was a bag a sugar, and obviously having a sugar rush. The Zora said, "HiI'mRalphwhoareyouIthinkthere'sstuffinthewaterwhydon'tchalook!" So Link did, but not before joining in on the sugar rush, and dipped down a looked. Five hours later he managed to snag a bottle that said, " Do not touch this unless you want to marry Princess Ruto," which Link did anyway.
He took it back to King Zora, who read it:
Dear Person:
I am in Lord Jabu-Jabu. Oh noes. Please rescue me. I love yellow cake. It's nummers.
Love, Ru-Ru, kissies.
"Oh no! She has been kidnapped by something in Lord Jabu-Jabu, and they have perverted her mind as well! No one likes yellow cake!" King Zora was in hysterics. "I'll get her, dude." said Link. "Alright Zora, just allow me to move out of your way." this took about 3 hours, causing Link to fall asleep. "ZORA! GO!" screamed King Zora, waking Link up, nearly sending him in to cardiac arrest.
Link did as he was told and went through the gate, and ending up in Lord Jabu-Jabu's Shrine Room. He had some old rotting fish he had packed for his adventure and gave in to Lord Jabu-Jabu. He ate the fish and Link. Link was now in his stomach. He slayed the Octoroks, and then shot the uvula and opened a door covered with the nerves of the Windfish, and there appeared the ugliest excuse for sushi, anyone ever saw. "GO AWAY!" screamed sushi-woman. "Well, well, someone's moody." said Link. She got mad and jumped in a hole. Link did, too. "Fine, if you must take me, I will give you the honor of carrying me." said Ruto. "Some honor." mumbled Link. "WHAT!" screamed Ruto. Link jumped back startled, "I said, "It would be my honor."" Ruto replied, "That's what I thought you said," as Link picked her up. THey went on to the next room which was filled with...
Cliff hanger! Sorry for the update taking so long. I was bored with the story, and well, over-all lazy. R & R. Will update ASAP.