Chapter 2: Disguise Yourself

A/N: Hey! Hope you enjoy the chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto…Neither do I own Tales of Symphonia…Nothing is mine! DX

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In Itachi and Kisame's opposed, 'hideout', Sasuke had been stuffing his face with ramen.

"Oh brother, what a mess you have created," Itachi said shaking his head.

"WHAT! ITACHI! WHY AM I HERE? AND I WANT MORE RAMEN! I DEMAND IT!" Sasuke said, crawling on all fours being chased by Kisame with a broom.

"Damn this, Itachi your brother is surely a freak," Kisame said trying to whack Sasuke on the head.

"And my brother, this 'freak' is the one that is going to help us create havoc at the ramen bowl place…Sometimes I wonder why we get missions like this," Itachi then said, rushing to his brother, putting a blonde wig on him.

"AH! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THIS WIG ON ME? I SWEAR I WANT TO JUST KILL YOU NOW!" he then said growling, attaching himself to Itachi through biting.

"Ouch," Itachi then said shaking off his brother, "One, you are still too weak to kill me, and two we need you for our mission."

Sasuke hissed trying to remove the wig, "IF I WASN'T HIGH I WOULD BE ALL ANGSTY LIKE AND DESTROY YOUR GUTS!"

Itachi sighed and Kisame came back wearing his disguise, "Oh I am a pretty little gold fish!" he said, batting his eyes.

Both Sasuke and Itachi shivered. And Kisame simply danced.

"Brother, there are many other opportunities for you to attempt to kill me. How about we bring to the ramen place ne? There will be lots and lots of ramen there…Remember what I told you before, it's bottomless," Itachi explained patting his brother on the head securing the blonde wig of his.

Sasuke then froze, his dream coming back to him. There were clowns, Itachi and Kisame taunting him with lots and lots of ramen. Then a bowl, the size of the house he was living in appeared and it was simply beautiful.

Drool poured out of his mouth, he shook his head and his nearly closed eyes formed back into those wide ones he had. He had then tried to think of what would happen, but the thought of ramen was just overwhelming.

"When can we go?" he then said calmly, Itachi and Kisame were slightly surprised.

"In about ten minutes," Itachi said with a smirk, "We just need to ready our costumes. Well, Kisame is already ready. We just need you to wear a costume that makes you look like this girl," he then held up a picture of Colette from Tales of Symphonia.

"OH PRETTY LITTLE GIRL!" Sasuke then said, his highness returning, "I GET TO EAT RAMEN IN DISGUISE OF A LITTLE GIRL! THEY MUST GIVE ME EXTRA SERVINGS!YES THEY WILL HAVE PITY ON THE SMALL GIRL MUHAHAHAHA!"

"But brother," Itachi then said, "I must say, don't you have the ability to eat ALL of the ramen? All you have to do is use that special spider like stance of yours and climb the bowl on your own."

"OH! GOOD IDEA! YAY RAMEN! EEEEKKKKK!" he then passed out.

"Oh kami I thought he would never shut up," Itachi said, "Thanks a lot Kisame."

"No problem," Kisame said holding a rock, "That was just too annoying…"

"But don't do that at the ramen festival, we need him to be like that," Itachi said holding his brother's limp body.

"I know…" Kisame then smiled widely then smiled widely, "Don't you like my costume?"

"It's…Creepy."

Ino came out of the changing room, her hair let down, it had fake red streaks through it. She also wore a mask that covered the bottom half of her face like Kakashi's, but hers was blue. She also wore a black sweater and black jeans.

"Oh I just love this one!" she said happily and Naruto emerged from his changing room.

"Nice choice Ino," Naruto said smiling. His forehead protector was safely shoved into his pocket. He wore a simple black cap and also a mask to cover the bottom part of his face. He also wore a fishnet shirt and black pants. Also his wings were out, he made them look more costume like than real.

"You look so hot!" she squealed.

"You don't look that bad either Ino, you look beautiful," he smirked and grabbed her hand pulling her in closer. His arms then wrapped around her waist he leaned in for a kiss.

"NII-SAN!" was yelled across the room and the two separated to see a clown with a puffy yellow afro and a vampire with a purple cape and long purple hair. Hinata wore black spandex also that attached themselves to her curves. She blushed slightly through her white make-up and a small smile appeared showing long fangs.

"When I said disguise I really didn't mean for you to go all out like that…" Naruto said staring at his friends.

"But I like this clown costume! And Hinata-chan looks nice in that vampire costume! You can hardly recognize us right?" he said loudly, honking the red ball-like nose on his face. He wore a white long shirt with fishies on it and blue balloon pants that had a balloon sticking out of it.

Ino smiled while Naruto shook his head, "I hardly do recognize you, but you two look ridiculous."

"Oi Naruto," another voice called out, "It doesn't matter if you look ridiculous as long as no one recognizes you. And you look kind of gay in that fish net shirt."

"What did you say Hyuuga?" he was about to punch him, but an uncontrollable force made him freeze. Scanning the guy who was before him he laughed, "OH KAMI WHAT HAS THAT TENTEN DONE TO YOU!" he yelled falling to the ground.

"I t-think y-you look very cute in that outfit," Hinata complimented her cousin and Neji blushed hiding within his costume.

He then came out, his green painted face still slightly red. He shifted, his long hair swaying behind him. His turtle costume looked of Lee's spandex suit and a huge turtle shell covering him made of plastic.

"What?" Tenten then yelled walking up next to Neji, "I chose it for him, he's so adorable! Say it Neji!"

"No," he answered directly and coldly.

"B-But." Tenten began, her eyes watering, "B-But Neji-kun…I thought you l-liked it!" she then started to cry, "WAH NEJI-KUN DOESN'T LIKE ME!"

"What? Oh I'm sorry Tenten, I'll say it…" he then took in a deep breath and went on all fours, "Turtle, turtle, TURTLE!" he then said, repeatedly and Naruto and Noratu laughed in sync. But both got hit on the head by Tenten.

"You have a problem with my boyfriend's costume and animal call?" she said, a fierce aura surrounding her.

"N-No Tenten…" the two boys said at once.

"Oh…Good then!" she said with delight. She then put on the last part of her costume. Well not exactly a part, she just let down her hair.

"Wow Tenten, you almost look as sexy as me," Ino said looking at Tenten.

Tenten, like the others didn't have her hitai-ate on. Instead she had a black hair band. She also wore a white robe, "You see, I was even offered to give out ramen! They think I'm like a majestic maiden, isn't that just wonderful Neji?"

Neji at that time was busy. He was crawling with little children on his back.

"Go faster Mr. Turtle!" the child screamed and Neji muttered some more turtle noises.

"Hehe!" the child then said

The others just stared and shook their heads.

"Well everyone, have fun and be on watch! They could be anywhere…"he then shifted his eyes back and forth.

"Hai!"

Outside of the area, a gold fish like man, a person that looked like Colette from tales of Symphonia and a guy that looked like Zelos from tales of Symphonia stood there gazing at the gigantic bowl.

"YIPPEE!" Sasuke yelled rushing inside, his long blonde hair trailing behind him. But then he tripped on a rock.

"Oh brother…" Itachi then said flipping the long red hair he fashioned walking in with Kisame.

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A/N: Sorry for it's short-ness ;;; Thanks for the reviews! Tales of Symphonia is a game from namco for gamecube! I love that game! Till next time!

Thanks to Mikee1-sama for pre-reading:D

Till next time my readers! Ja ne!