A.N. I figured it was about time I updated. I hereby pledge my eternal alligance to:
Missy Lynne
rarofdoom
Flames
da lovely mommaleasey
wallflower-chan
TheBroccoliMustDie (to be honest, I was nervous that I'd lose readers because of the kiss thing)
Computer-slave
TripleS-18
To be honest, I think it's weird that everyone found the "she's going to eat me" thing to be the funniest part. I didn't think it was that funny. But maybe that's because I make references to eating people all the time. . .er. . .yeah. . . anyway, I drag the eating-thing out in this. I aim to annoy you all. XP jk
Enjoy.
The Impersonation: Part Two
Scene cuts to Dib's house, still raining, windy and stuff
(Dib is struggling to close the kitchen window) (it finally shuts, but it lands on his fingers) (His eyes bug out in pain, and he screams)
(Tak and Gaz are sitting at the kitchen table, holding coffe mugs (hot cocoa!). . .) (They look to him in vague interest, but then turn away)
Dib: (pained smile) (holding fingers) Heh, don't worry guys. I'm okay.
Gaz: Hm. . . (sips cocoa)
Tak: (glances around the kitchen, then sighs) I better be going.
Dib: But you just got here!
Tak: (placing her mug on the table) I know, but I have something I need to take care of. . . (stands from table, begins to walk into the living room)
Dib: But-! (follows after her) Don't you want to devise some twisted, cruel scheme in which we amuse ourselves at Zim's expense?
Tak: (impatient) Maybe tomorrow. Not now. (her hand reaches the doorknob)
Dib: (grabbing her free arm) But it's still raining!
Tak: (smirking) (holds up Dib's jacket) That's why I'm taking this.
Dib: Oh, okay- wait! No! That's mine!
Tak: (covering her head with the jacket) Not anymore. . . (walks out door)
(she begins to walk down the street)
the scene cuts to later, where she is seen from an arial view, walking towards Zim house (She stops in front of his fence, looks to his base unsurely) (She hesitantly takes a step forward, then pauses and hurries a step back) (after another moment, she shakes her head determinedly, then steps forward again, only to shake her head in uncertainty and step back once more) (this carries on for a moment, and finally, she stomps her foot with a disgusted sigh) (she marches aggressively onto his property) (pounds on the front door with her fist once she reaches it)
Tak: (with her usual scowl) Zim! Open up!
(the doorknob begins to turn slowly from the other side) (from indoors, disturbing, deep piggy squeals can be heard) (horror music plays in the background, as Tak slowly awaits the terror behind the door) (a sudden close-up of her, as nervous sweatdrops form, and the squealing becomes increasingly louder) (evil shadows across the doorknob as it turns, with a soft click suddenly being heard)
(Then the shadows quickly dissapear, and the door swings open, revealing Gir in his puppy suit) (the horror music and squealing come to an abrupt stop) (Tak blinks, then relaxes)
(the two just stare at each other blankly for a long moment) (then Gir walks up, and licks her shoe) (screams of terror from Tak) (horror music restarts as this occurs)
Zim: (walking from the kitchen) (close-up of him, rubbing his head groggily) (without much emotion) Gir. . . who's there. . .? (eyes bug out, once he notes Tak) YOU!. . . STAY AWAY FROM ME! (jumps behind cushiony chair thingy)
Tak: (smirks) (triumphant) Ah, so I see you've finally come to fear me. . .(her weird snicker thingy)
Zim: (trembling, pokes his head from behind the chair) It. . .it is not fear! I just. . . I. . . (desperately) (freaked) Get out of my house, YOU TWISTED FREAK MONKEY!
Tak: (continues her snicker, until it goes into that weird squeaky laughter that's like. . . insane) (sharp turn of the head, suddenly serious and angry) You fool! (takes the jacket off her head, and turns her holographic disguise off)
(Zim notes Dib's jacket, and squeaks in terror)
Zim: (small voice). . . you ate Dib. . .
Tak: (confused) Hueh? What are you-
Zim: (emerging from behind chair slowly) (hysterical) YOU ATE THE DIB MONSTER AND TOOK HIS COAT AS YOUR TROPHY BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T FINISH ME OFF, IS THAT IT! AND NOW YOU THINK YOU'RE GOOD ENOUGH TO DEVOUR THE ALMIGHTY ZIM, BUT I WON'T LET YOU, TAK! BECAUSE THAT'S JUST SICK! YOU HEAR ME! YOU ARE A SICK, TWISTED FREAK! (hides behind chair again)
Tak: (slightly weirded out). . . um. . . are you. . . feeling okay. . . Zim. . .?
Zim: (hidden behind view of chair) (flatly) Zim is fine.
(there's a brief silence as Tak just stares at the chair in confusion) (then she shakes her head and reverts to her typical glare)
Tak: Whatever. Listen. (strained) As much as it. . . pains me to. . .come to you. . . I. . .need . . .your... he-. . .(shakes head again) I need you give me some information concerning the sky liquid.
(shot of the chair, brief silence) (back to Tak)
Tak: (rolls eyes) Why is it that it burns my skin, yet you remain unharmed?
(chair shot again) (more silence)
Tak: Zim. . .
(chair shot) (even more silence)
Tak: (anger twitch) (flips chair over) (Zim is huddled up, sleeping and sucking his thumb) YOU STUPID-
Zim: (wakes up quickly, instantly alarmed) DON'T EAT ME!
Tak: Would you shut up! I'm not going to eat you!
Zim: LIES! (takes off his boot, throws it at Tak's head) (once he does, he runs from the room, and jumps down the kitchen toilet frantically)
Tak: . . . ZIM! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT, I SWEAR IT, YOU LITTLE-
(Gir suddenly latches onto her leg tightly)
Tak: (all shrieky like) GET OFF OF ME! (shakes leg furiously, but Gir won't detach himself)
Gir: (looks up with a huge smile, giggles) (he then jumps back, landing on his feet and standing up straight)
(a short pause as Tak just stares at him both exasperated and anxious) (Gir suddenly whips out a random bottle of glue) (Tak gasps in alarm, as Gir suddenly sprays it forcefully in her direction) (she falls back dramatically in slow motion as it hits her, but once the impact's been made, it returns to normal speed, and she slides back several feet on the ground) (Gir suddenly jumps on her head, and seizes her antennas, which he uses as reigns to steer her out the door, which she does, screaming the whole way)
(her screaming fades, as does the scene)
the scene cuts to later, still raining, where the Dee-lishous Weenies stand is shown, towering above the city (it fades and the scene switches to inside the building, where Mimi is in her cat form, sleeping in the corner of the room, closest to the camera) (the background is blurred slightly, as the door opens and Tak enters) (she approaches Mimi, and then her image comes into focus) (she's in her holographic disguise, dripping in paste, appearing completely miserable)
Tak: (shutting off her disguise) MIMI!
(Mimi awakens with a start, shakes her head, then does that weird lightning speed thingy, appearing before Tak in her original form) (Mimi stands at attention, but then her eyes flicker blue for a moment) (she shakes her head once more and her eyes return to red and she salutes)
Tak: I don't recall instructing you to sleepwhile I was gone. . . (Mimi hangs her head) (Tak sighs) Go retrieve my cleansing chalk at once.
(Mimi nods, goes to random box thingy in the room) (as she rummages through it, Tak sighs and leans against the wall, arms crossed)
Tak: This whole thing is a complete pain Mimi. . . I mean, the whole invasion on this disgusting planet might actually be relatively challenging if only my opponent wasn't such a complete moron. Zim thought I was trying to eat him today, and I don't know where the hell he got that from. . . at least his robot gave me protection against the sky liquid, but that's still not enough for me to respect his master. You know?
(Mimi nods in understanding, though not looking up from her task) (Tak walks over to a desk thingy beside the box, and lifts up a random chunk of metal that has her symbol on it)
Tak: (sighs softly) This is all that's left from my ship. . . unless I take over this planet, I'll be stranded here. . . so I have no choice but to face Zim and his stupidity. . . (looks up, flatly) And now I'm talking to myself. . . that Dib human's rubbing off on me. . . (clenches metal chunky thing, glares) (throws metal against ground angrialy) DAMMIT!
(Mimi pauses, glances to the metal) (her eyes suddenly flicker to blue, and she suddenly begins to dance)
Mimi: WHEEEEE-HOOOO! (going psycho) (jumps on Tak's head) BE MY FRIIIIIIEEENNNND! DANCE WITH ME MASTER! BE MY FRIEND! MAKE ME A SAMMICH! BLOW UP BABIES! WHEEE! BABIES!
(Tak's screaming, running in circle, arms flailing around)
Tak: GET OFF, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS-
Mimi: (gets right up in her face) KISS ME!
Tak: (shrieky roar) NEVER! GO AWAY! (seizes Mimi, chucks her against the wall)
(all is quiet)
(Mimi stands up slowly, her head slightly lowered) (she glances up, eyes all red and evil-like, shadows cast across her face) (she raises a fist and steps forward threateningly)
(Tak appears to be bracing herself, and stands up, straight and firm, fists at side)
Tak: (authoritively) Mimi (in a swiping motion, raises arm halfway to the side) I order you to stop.
(Mimi continues to glare) (a few sparks suddenly come from the top of her head) (her head then falls off)
(Tak lowers her arm, then approaches Mimi's lifeless body and. . .head) (she lifts both parts of Mimi up, and carries them to the desk, setting them down lightly)
Tak: (under breath) I swear, once I gain enough of Dib's trust to steal supplies from his father's lab, you are the first thing to be fixed. . .
(a sudden crash is heard from another room)
(Tak whips around, her fists raised in defense)
Tak: (demanding) Who's there!
(uneasy silence) (Tak looks skeptically towards the door)
(angle suddenly shows from the door's POV, as Tak approaches it, a little blurred in the back, until she comes closer) (there is the sound of soft, uneven breathing) (once Tak's image comes into focus, her eyes suddenly widen in shock)
Tak: What are you-
(a blinding light flashes, then fades to black)
Unknown female: (voice-over) (softly) You don't need to fight it anymore. . .
(it fades back to the scene, slowly, still blurred, still from the door angle) (Tak is found, lying on the ground unconcious) (fades to black once more)
scene fades into new scene, showing Skool courtyard
(Zim is in the front, wringing his hands together nervously) (his eyes switch back and forth, all paranoid-like) (a few children rush past him, and he appears startled)
Dib: (voice only) Zim?
(Zim jumps, all frightened and such) (turns around, facing Dib) (blinks in shock)
Zim: (in disbelief) Is. . . is that you, Dib. . .?
Dib: (awkwardly) Er, yes.
Zim: (hysterical) But. . .but Tak ate you! You can't be here!
Dib: (raises eyebrow) . . . what?
Zim: You. . . you weren't eaten. . . (turns away slightly) (more to self then to Dib) Of course. . . she'd want me to be her first victim. . . (pounds fist into palm of hand)
Dib: . . . why would Tak want to eat anyone?
Zim: (looking up, both gravely and perturbed) She tried. . . (all passionate and dismayed) Oh, how she tried! But I, the mighty ZIM was too much for her! But I fear she will try again. . . soon. . . (gets paranoid look again)
Dib: Wait. . . (majorly confused) she actually tried. . .to eat you. . .? Like, she bit your arm, or. . .?
Zim: (waving hand dismissively) Nonsense Dib-worm! She tried to eat my mouth!
(long, awkward silence) (Zim's paranoid confidence thingy kinda falters, and then he just looks uncomfortable)
Dib: (even more uncomfortable then Zim) . . . you're saying. . . you mean. . . she tried to kiss you, right. . .?
Zim: Not tried! She succeeded! She- (eyes widen in horror) KISS! Wha-! (confused) What are you blabbering on about monkey-brain? (suspiciously, leaning forward) What is a "kiss". . .?
Dib: . . . you really don't know. . .?
(Zim shakes head, still untrustingly)
Dib: (looking away, kinda pissed off and embaressed) A kiss is when someone's lips touch someone else's. . . like, when they actually like that person, so I don't get why Tak would even- (pauses) (eyebrows raised) are you okay?
Zim: (is twitching tremendously)
(arial view, as Zim throws his arms in the air, screaming, "AUGH!" at the top of his lungs) (returns to normal view)
Zim: (still be with da twitchiness) T-t-t-that's even worse then getting eaten, that is just sick, I- I MUST BE DE-CONTAMINATED AT ONCE! (suddenly angry) (shaking fists, to the sky) I DEMAND TO SEE THIS HIDEOUS TAK FOR HORRIBLE INTERROGATIONS!. . .(lowers fists, meekly) I feel so icky. . . (more twitches)
Dib: (smugly) (crossing arms) Don't worry. I'm sure she either has a good reason, even though I have no idea what that could be, or you're just CRAZY, and she never even came near you!
Zim: I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU, HUMAN! (looking around menacingly) WHERE IS TAK!
Dib: (shrugs) I haven't seen her since yesterday. . . she hasn't come to Skool yet. . .
Zim: (glowering) Then I will come to her! (begins to run from courtyard, angle shows weenie stand in the distance)
Dib: (chasing after him) (annoyed) Oh, no you don't! I bet you were just hallucinating! I won't let you near her, just to be the annoying little moron you are- (trips, falls into puddle)
(Zim keeps running down the block)
Dib: (holds out protesting hand) Ziiiim! Come back! (tries to get up, arm slips, falls face first into puddle with a lovely splash)
(he's wet)
To be continued. . .
Okay. So. Yeah. I don't know where I'm going with this exactly.
There were a lot of caps locks in this part. Lotsa screaming. Meh heh.
Please review. My dearies. I will be muy happy-o.
Don't know when you can expect part three. School's starting soon. . . school equals. . . no comp. . .cause my grades get bad. . . and Pinky gets punished. . . cry for me. Do it. Now.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
Much love.