Here's 15. RR it, unless you'd prefer to be slaughtered. I do not own Azumanga Daioh.
Chapter 15, "The Coup D'etat of Class 2".
"I'll bet I could run your class better than you could!" Yukari challenged, in an argument between herself and Nyamo about each other's capabilities. "Keep dreaming! You can hardly run your own class!" Nyamo countered. "HEY! I take offense to that!" Yukari threw back. "What makes you think you could do any better than me?" her fellow teacher retorted. "Because I'm more likeable than you!" Yukari said. "You keep thinking that. Well, I have a class to go teach, so I'll see you later." Nyamo walked away, trying to ignore Yukari ranting at her. Yukari herself returned to her homeroom and immediately snatched Tomo. "Hey, what's up? Am I in trouble?" Tomo asked nonchalantly. "Oh, no. Far from it. Actually, I was looking for your help with something." Yukari elaborated malevolently. After she informed Tomo, they were both cackling at the thought. Upon reentering the room, they received glances from the rest of the group. "What happened? Did Tomo get in trouble? What're you gonna do to her?" Kagura asked enthusiastically. "Nothing like that! Just don't worry about it!" Yukari said, acting as if nothing had happened. The day dragged on until break, when Yukari took Tomo and left in a hurry. "They're up to something. Normally Miss Yukari wouldn't have anything to do with her." Yomi surmised. "It can't be anything serious. "No offense to Miss Yukari, but two idiot's working together won't equal much." Kagura said, but stopped when Yomi shot her a dark glance. "That's my idiot you're talking about. Anyway, I still don't trust it. Miss Yukari and Miss Kurosawa were arguing earlier. It's gotta be one of Yukari's schemes." Yomi finished, and got up to stretch.
Yukari and Tomo lurked in the vicinity of the gym, where Nyamo was instructing at the moment. "Alright, if we do things right, we'll be in charge around here!" she plotted evilly. "You really think it's going to work? I mean, won't we get in trouble?" Tomo asked. "Not if no one find out! Now stop being paranoid and let's go through with it!" Yukari decided, and they entered the gym. "Oh, hey Yukari! What's Tomo doing with you?" Nyamo asked, quite unwitting of the impending dilemma. "Oh, we were just in the area, and we thought we'd drop in!" Yukari explained, trying not to look like an idiot. "I don't believe you." Nyamo replied, expecting the worse. "Oh, Tomo, why don't you ward off all these little bastards so we can talk?" Yukari suggested, pointing to Nyamo's students. "Sure thing, Miss Yukari!" the wild girl replied, and drove them off. "Now that any distractions are gone, why don't we step into your office for a moment?" she implored, and forced Nyamo that way. "Alright, now what-"Nyamo began to ask, but was silenced by a smack in the head from a rather large object. "...WHY DID YOU HIT ME?" she screamed at Yukari. "Damn, you freakin' hard-head!" Yukari cursed, hitting Nyamo in the stomach this time. "Agh!" her victim grunted, and collapsed. "Sorry, but I'll do anything to prove my point." Yukari told the writhing Nyamo. She dragged the poor teacher into the storage room, and proceeded to lock the door after she left.
"Uh, Miss Tanizaki? Where's Miss Kurosawa?" one of the class's students asked her. "Don't worry about it!" Yukari replied. "...Eh?" the students asked in unison. "Tomo's teaching now! Aren't you?" Yukari asked the now stunned girl. "ME? I can't teach! I'd get in more trouble than what you just did to-"Tomo protested, but was punched on the head by her own teacher. "Now, Tomo, we won't discuss that in the open, now, will we?" Yukari scolded. "Ah, right! How's the subject, anyway?" Tomo asked. "Oh, it's fine. It won't be bothering us for a while. Well, I have a class to teach! Keep things under wraps here, 'kay?" Yukari asked, but didn't wait for an answer, and proceeded to run away. Returning to the class, she was interrogated by the group. "What were you doing? And where's Tomo?" Yomi asked accusingly. "She's helpin' out Nyamo, so don't worry about her! Nothing happened to Nyamo!" Yukari fowled, and then walked to the board. "I'm going over there." Yomi stated, and went to get up, when Yukari descended on her. "As of now, no one's leaving the room!" she declared, and shoved Yomi back into her seat. "Something's definitely up." Sakaki interjected, but remained in her seat; Yukari was watching them like a hawk. "We're going to find out what's going on! I say we sneak out during class!" Chiyo planned, shocking the others. "Wow, when are you so gung-ho to break the rules?" Kagura asked. "Well, Miss Tomo's going to be away. Why can't we?" the small girl explained, although she was weary of breaking school policies. "I guess you're right! We're gonna to stop them, whatever they're doin'!" Osaka agreed, patting her girlfriend on the head. "Then let's go!" Kagura decided. Whilst Yukari chewed out one of the other students, they slipped out the door, and down the hallway. After walking a few corridors, they reached the gym. A horrific sight greeted them...
"Agh! My aching body!" one of the girls complained, and others were as they did rigorous training exercises. "That's right; don't stop until I tell you!" Tomo cackled malevolently as she drove them on. "What's going on here?" Yomi questioned, causing Tomo to scream. "W-what are y-you doing here? Yukari said you'd stay in the room!" she scrambled into an attack position, directed at her girlfriend. "H-hey! You wouldn't attack me...would you?" Yomi asked fearfully, and backed away. The others charged in, and a fight was about to commence, when muffled cries came from the storage area. "...Care to tell us what's going on? Before we get the Principal?" Kagura asked, and Tomo dropped to her knees. "No, it wasn't m-me! Yukari made me do it! She threatened me with detention and stuff!" Tomo cried. Said teacher stormed the gym, kicking Tomo across the room. "She's a liar! A-anyway, I told you heathens to stay in the room! This is a violation!" Yukari screeched, preparing to take them out. "Maybe, but this is a worse one." Sakaki countered, helping Nyamo out of the room. "YUKARI!" Nyamo yelled at the top of her lungs. "N-now, l-l-let's be reasonable!" Yukari cowered, and ran for her life, Nyamo close behind. "Well, you're little Coup failed. Now that you can't do anything anymore, I think it's time we clean up." Yomi grinned, an evil gleam in her eyes. The others converged on her, and together they dragged a protesting and sobbing Tomo from the room.
Well, here's another! It may seem like filler content, but it'll be key to some developments in the next chapter, so, yeah. Anyway, RR!
