Hojo as he was walking to school one day noticed that Kagome was there that day So he calls "Higurashi-sama!" 'Oh shit.' Kagome muttered hurrying her pace and turned around to walk in the opposite direction. This went unnoticed by Hojo though and he continued talking to her, "will you go out with me, and marry me, and have billions of children with me?'
Kagome who unfortunately was not far enough away stalked back to ward him and slaps him, harder than Sango slaps Miroku and says, "My god are you retarded! After all the times I say no, or don't even show up to the date's u still don't get a hint! Yeah well FUCK YOU!"
Though suddenly and very unexpectedly, Sesshoumaru decided to pop out of thin air, and said, "I've always loved u, never shown it though, I didn't want others to know I was soft and harsh. and further more I want you to marry me and be a mother to rin as i am her father, and then we can have billions of babies.' and Hojo turned and ugly purple in his anger and exclaims, "Hey! I asked her first!' and Sesshoumaru's eyes flash red, but he doesn't transform, and so he walks over to Hojo and sadistically uses his poison claws to kill him.
Kagome turned to fluffy and says, "Oh yes Sesshy! I have wanted you since the moment I saw you on the shoulder of the oni and since you first tried to kill Inuyasha. I love you so much!' and they kiss passionately making Kagome's three friends who had happened to walk by and see the scene stare wide-eyed thinking, 'What the hell!'