A/N: This is completely random. It's all I could focus long enough to put out and has nothing to do with anything so there is NO PLOT! It's just something that has happened to happen, and isn't very likely to happen again.

(:P)

Ray and Bobby went to town

Always cutting Jamie down

Obtaining blood, sweat, tears, and spit,

These two bullies wouldn't quit

Constantly causing Jamie pain

Without anything to gain

Kicking him even while he lay

The child's spirit they did slay

Perhaps you wouldn't be so tearful

If the story's end was cheerful

But the fact of the matter is

Ray and Bobby each got his

Jamie Madrox took an axe

And gave the Iceman forty whacks

When he saw what he had done

He gave Berserker forty-one

Jamie, like them, ceased to live

He prays his soul you can forgive

And so it goes, my dearest friend;

This morose tale has met its end

A/N: Yeah…I guess there was something to that after all. Huh! Well, umm, flame away, folks; whatever…