Hojo who had just arrived at the Sunset Shrine had just asked Kagome's grandfather where she was. The reply was that she had fallen ill with the Bird Flu. After asking if she was home and got a negative answer he hears a thud coming from the well house, but not until after giving her grandfather some Viagra because Kagome needed it to help her endurance (when given to a girl it does not stimulate their sex drive). He had heard about this in Sex Education class and had told her grandfather so.

As Hojo walked toward the God Tree he hear thuds and other various noises that sounded suspiciously like moans, but then heard a horrified (yeah right) scream of pain which soon turned into a moan of pleasure. Studiously ignoring this fact, being the good Samaritan he is, Hojo continued toward the well house to help the women in pain.

Hearing a loud cry of, "Kagome," Hojo assumed she had fallen down the well house steps. The cry had seemed "panicked" (to Hojo). Throwing open the door to the well house Hojo stared in horror at the sight before him. There were to people going at it like two rabbits in heat, while powered by Viagra which was a scene unlike anything he had ever seen nor had he ever wanted to. Souta who was passing by looked over Hojo's shoulder after a glimpse of what Hojo saw, "Looks like they are at it again. Quiet down will you. I was wondering where you were going at it to tell you to keep it down."

The figure on the bottom was someone he was quiet familiar with, it was Kagome! The other figure on top was someone he had never seen before all he could see was long black hair. Was Kagome a lesbian? (A.N.: No offence to any lesbians out there reading this story. I have nothing against you.) The only thing that shielded them from Hojo's sight was a white baboon pelt. As Hojo walked away with a broken heart the words he heard shattered it into thousands of glass shards. "Oh Naraku! Faster, Harder!

The end…

I am so evil. Sorry, but I hope that this more than makes-up for my poor updating abilities. Co-Written by JadeStoneTheYounger. Oh I have a new story called Kikiyou Bashing Season