Oops, we forgot to include a disclaimer last time, so this is making up for it:
Disclaimer:Not ours.
Make-up Disclaimer: Still not ours.
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Part II
From: maskseller(at)masksanonymous. com
To: undergroundlunatic(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: New Items Now In Stock!
To our loyal customers:
Come in today and see the great new additions to our wide collection of masks for all occasions! Has your mask broken? Is it getting old? Has it gone out of fashion decades ago? Well, say goodbye to the paper bag with eyeholes, because our warehouse has every mask you will ever need!
In addition to the old classics, we have recently gotten in stock exciting new additions such as monkey masks, feathered masquerade masks, and a charming little one we have fondly dubbed the "Red Death."
Don't forget to order your mask today!
-Masks Anonymous Mask-Sellers
"Disguise yourself in style!"
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From: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
To: divalady(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: Your Threat
I am trying out for the part of the Countess, Carlotta. My angel of music has assured me that I fully deserve the part, and I have faith in his guidance! He was sent by my father to protect me, and I am ever so grateful for his help… -swoon-!
Once my angel… "speaks" with them… Andre and Firmin will see who truly deserves the lead role. Oh, my wonderful angel of music!
Hugs and Luvs,
--Christine--
"…angel of music…"
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From: hotdates(at)matchmaker. com
To: frozenexpression(at)operapopulaire. com
Subject: Meet New People, FAST!
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"Where Lonely Hearts Meet (tm)"
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From: frenchlady(at)operapopulaire. com
To: welovepublicity(at)operapopulaire. com
CC: castncrew(at) operapopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
Subject: Mass E-mails
Really, I had hoped you can think of better things to do with your time and hours than sending out mindless mass e-mail quizzes that do nothing but clutter up our inboxes. If you continue this, I'm afraid I will have to have a word with the Opera Ghost about you all. He has ways of taking care of these kinds of things!
Please, for the sake of the poor inboxes, do think before sending out mass e-mails.
-Antoinette
"Don't just do it, dance it!"
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From: welovepublicity(at)operapopulaire. com
To: frenchlady(at)operapopulaire. com
CC: castncrew(at) operapopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
Subject: RE: Mass E-mails
Why, isn't this the pot calling the kettle black! ;-)
All jests aside, we understand your concern, and will try to not to indulge our e-mail cravings.
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From: welovepublicity(at)operapopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operapopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
Subject: Mars, Jupiter, and Saturn!
Fantastic news, everybody! For the first time in six months, all three planets are appearing at the same time in the night sky! These flawless beauties shall be visible from precisely 12:04:37 AM to 12:04:56 AM to the naked eye.
M. Reyer, would you mind letting our fabulous cast and crew out of rehearsal early to witness this phenomenal sight?
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a twice-in-a-year opportunity! You would do well not to pass it up.
Your Managers :-)
-Andre & Firmin
"I had a dream.. such publicity! But it was a dream, and nothing more..."
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From: blondeballetrat(at)operapopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operapopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
Subject: RE: New Opera, Patron, and a Cool Quiz
Basic Info:
Name? Marguerite Emilene Giry
Age? sweet 16
Eye color? green as the sky
Hair color? blonde!
Height? 5'6''
Faves:
Country? I've always wanted to visit Narnia..
Food? Biscuits.. especially slightly burnt ones
Movie? Legally Blonde (plus both sequels!)
Drink? Earl Grey tea, with one and a half sugar cubes
Animal? I'm quite fond of sea turtles myself
Color? All shades of yellow, like my purty hair
Are you:
Nice? Of course!
Sarcastic? nope!
Funny? Not really, but I know my idol must be… if only he would tell a joke for me… -sigh!-
Finally:
Do you remember your dreams? Only sometimes -blushes-
Do you believe in soulmates? YES!
Do you believe in love at first sight? Uh huh.. I remember the first time I saw him.. he looked so handsome in his cape and mask! -swoon-
What was your favorite childhood toy? My first pair of pointe shoes
Thoughts on life? No thoughts in my head but thoughts of love..!
Who do you want to be stuck on an island with? Do you even have to ask?
What did you do before Opera? Nothing, ballet was my life.. now.. he is.. -contented sigh-
"Cute and blonde since 1854!"
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From: Angelina(at)beautyunlimited. com
To: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
Subject: Order Confirmation
This email is confirm that "Raoul, le Vicomte de Chagny" ordered:
12 Princess Pink Vintage Hair Ribbons
Your total is: 4999.99 francs.
These ribbons are guaranteed(I) to have been owned once by a genuine princess(II). Your order should come within 5-7 business days.
I. Well, almost guaranteed.
II. Or maybe one of her ladies-in-waiting. Or maids. Or pet doggies. But what's the difference, really?
"Beauty Unlimited (tm): helping every girl feel like a princess."
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