"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 4: Peter on Nicki Minaj
"You know what really grinds my gears? Nicki Minaj. If you already seen her, it's like a black Lady Gaga but with fat all injected in her butt. Have you ever seen her butt? It's like two double Whoppers attached to your ass. Thinking about double Whoppers makes me hungry though. But I'm not here to eat, I'm here to talk about Nicki Minaj. I would so do her. The only thing I hate about her is her music, though. It nearly sounds like two dying birds having sex with each other. I'd listen to Ariana Grande instead, but that isn't worth it either since she dresses a lot like a whore. So, maybe she and Nicki are whores. But I'd do both of them, no matter what my wife Lois thinks. And that is what really grinds my gears."
I'd agree with Peter about that situation, especially when Nicki Minaj is in that "Anaconda" video. Now that's hot!
Anyway, keep those suggestions coming! Salud! ^_^