"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 6: Peter on Bob's Burgers
"You know what really grinds my gears? Bob's Burgers. I don't know why it's so funny. The title doesn't even do justice, considering it's all about a fat middle-aged man with a moustache with a wife that sounds too much like a gay guy. And have you even checked out their children? The tall one looks like a more nerdy Meg with a Beatle haircut, the son looks like a short, yet fat George Harrison, and the younger daughter wears bunny ears for a hat. I don't know why, but putting bunny ears on your own daughter sounds like they wanna pose for Playboy magazine. Imagine if your 10-year old daughter poses for a nudie magazine. That's child pornography and that's sick, even on my standards. Why name your show "Bob's Burgers" if they're not centered on the burgers themselves? I wanna see burgers sizzle, not having to see a conversation of people inside a low-down burger joint. If I want to see food sizzle, I'd watch anything on the Food Channel. For Bob's Burgers, I hate shows that fool me because of the title. And that's what really grinds my gears."
Truth is, I watch the Food Channel. Huge fan of Trisha's Southern Kitchen here!
Keep bringing those topics in! LATER! ^_^