Note: If anything that I write in this book is real, I am sorry. I just though it was fictitious.
Introduction
Hi, I am RJ Raccoon. I am a junior at Westchester High and am Captain of the Blue Jays Soccer team. I am 16 years old, wear braces and am 95 pounds. I am the second skinniest raccoon on the team, besides my friend, Jason, who is 85 pounds.
Some say that he is anorexic, but they are all just guessing. If they were concerned about him being anorexic, they would not be gossiping about him and teasing him the way they do. I do not tease Jason because he is my friend and I like him.
There are eighteen members, including me, on the Blue Jays team. Some say that is puny, but compared to the Robins, who have twenty-two members, I just let them talk. I do not think that the Blue Jays are any smarter than the Robins because there are four members less.
At first, I thought the four who quit were wimps, but now I do not blame them. The Robins are tough to beat, but with teamwork, noting is impossible.
Then, there are the cheerleaders, Britney, Kristen, May-Lee, Jessica, Monica, and Julia.
Britney is the leader 0f the cheerleading squad. She can be tough to handle at times, but she really has the moves, and not just on the dance floor.
Kristen, one of Britney's pals, can talk your ears off. She thinks that she is smarter than Britney and Britney hates that.
May-Lee is Japanese and likes tofu, karate, boyfriends and sex, cheerleading and acting hot on the dance floor. She sometimes talks in Japanese just to confuse people.
Jessica is the roughest of the six girls. She is gothic and likes to tell her mind, even if it means kicking your gust out in front of everyone. She likes gothic and punk music and sometimes listens to it without headphones during lunch.
Monica is just jealous that I am in love with Britney and will do anything to try to turn me on. She knows that I will only have sex with Britney and that makes her mad.
Then, there is Julia; oh, she is a real bugger. She likes to draw pictures of what she thinks I look like naked and sends them out to all of the cheerleaders by way of e-mails.
I ignore her just as I do Monica. It is easy to ignore people you hate when you have had practice.