"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 7: Charlie Sheen
"You know what really grinds my gears? Charlie Sheen. I don't know why I brought that up, but it's something about him that makes my innards chill like frozen turds. Is it that drunken glare in his eyes whenever he's in mugshots. Is it that annoying catchphrase that keeps getting into our brains every night and day? You know, with all of that 'WINNING' this and 'WINNING' that? Or maybe the way he sleeps with sluts out of all sizes, whether they're small or large, beautiful or ugly, white or black, flat or busty, young or old, teenage or elderly, diseased or mentally challenged, or skinny or thick and curvy? I don't know why I'm trashing him like this, but I do have one reason why he really grinds my gears: I hate the way I absolutely frickin' love him. That guy is like an acting god. I would worship the ground that guy walks on. And 'Two And A Half Men' f***ing rocks. Way better than that awful Full House. Maybe I should be talking about how awful 'Full House' is instead. Anyway, that's what really grinds my gears."
Who knows, maybe I'll cover Full House in a future chapter. Anyone agree?
Anyway, keep bringing in those topics for me! C-YA! ^_^