"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 8: My Little Pony
"You know what really grinds my gears? My Little Pony? I don't get why guys are starting to love the girly crap. I mean, us men like things like sports, beer and kicking ass, but My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic? Where is America coming to? Instead of looking up to our President, we look up to six colorful ponies who promote friendship and honesty towards others. So far, we got a pony with a cowboy hat with Apples on her ass, a pony with three diamonds on her ass, a pony with balloons on her ass, a pony with butterflies on her ass, a pony with rainbow-colored lightning on her ass, and a pony with stars on her ass. Are they tattoos? How right is it to tattoo a horse like that? That's animal abuse people. So far, I don't support anyone who tattoos their horses. Unless if it's a retarded horse, then it's fine by me."
"Worst of all, there's a male My Little Pony fanbase out there called Bronies. Of course, they're the kind of people who discuss about ponies, talk about the episodes they've seen, and share some fan-made ponies that they've created. If those are the kind of people we're gonna look up to, then do what's right with you. But it's not gonna be fun when nuclear rain pours on the rest of this country, full of fire and bloodshed. All of us are gonna die and not live to tell about it because we listen to colorful ponies. Remember, that's your fault, America. And that's what really grinds my gears."
To be truthful, I'm a huge Brony myself.
Keep bringing in those topics for me anyway you can! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ^_^