Disclaimer: Still not ours. What a shocker!
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Part XFrom: welovepublicity(at)operapopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operappopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net; overlooked(at)persiansrus. org
Subject: April Snow!
Dear all,
We have been, as we're sure you have been as well, pleasantly surprised by the furry of snow on the first day of April this year. As a joyous celebration of this event, we ask you all to complete this following sentence and express your hope for the year to come.
April snow brings: muchos dineros!
A&F
"I had a dream.. such publicity! But it was a dream, and nothing more…"
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From: divalady(at)operapopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operappopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net; overlooked(at)persiansrus. org
Subject: RE: April Snow!
April snow brings: adoring fans.
"Superior Singer"
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From: blondeballetrat(at)operapopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operappopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net; overlooked(at)persiansrus. org
Subject: RE: RE: April Snow!
Kewl! Ths looks lyk funn!
April snow brings: drop-dead gorgeous musical geniuses!
-Megsies
PS, La Carlotta, can you stand to be a little less dull sometimes? The predictability… it burnses…
"Cute and cloned since 1854!"
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From: prettypirouettes(at)operapopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operappopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net; overlooked(at)persiansrus. org
Subject: RE: RE: RE: April Snow!
Heyy.. dudette.. watch your typing there.. I sure hope you're not cloned.. although, that would explain a lot.
April snow brings: handsome Comtes. -swoon-
"Coupé, coupé, jeté, jeté, assemblé!"
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From: undergroundlunatic(at)operapopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operappopulaire. com; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net; overlooked(at)persiansrus. org
CC: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net;
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: April Snow!
No no, dear La Sorelli, you've got it all wrong…
April snow brings: handsome Vicomtes.
Yes, Raoul and I must confess. We have been harboring secret passions for each other ever since we started our virus war. It's quite obvious now, we hope, that that was just blatant flirting. Our love/hate relationship has finally moved out of the "hate" zone, and we feel nothing but love for each other. We hope that you will understand.
PS. Christine and Meg, you two should get together sometime.
No thoughts in my head but thoughts of love!
-Erik, formerly OG.
"The Phantom of the Opera is there… inside your mind!"
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From: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net;
To: castncrew(at)operappopulaire. com; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net; overlooked(at)persiansrus. org
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: April Snow!
April snow brings: lunatics with lavender-scented hair.
'Tis true. Erik and I are soulmates. And Meg, dear, keep your hands off my psychopath!
-Raoul
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!"
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From: frozenexpression(at)operappopulaire. com
To: blondeballetrat(at)operappopulaire. com
Subject: FW: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: April Snow!
Eeeeeeek! Did you know about this! Oh.. my Erik! My Raoul! How can they do this to me? Ohh.. whatever shall I do? I knew that there was something wrong with Raoul.. I think it's the way he kisses… but Erik..? He's such a manly-man!
-Chrissie
"…angel of music…"
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From: blondeballetrat(at)operappopulaire. com
To: frozenexpression(at)operappopulaire. com
Subject: RE: FW: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: April Snow!
Lyk, oh-em-gee.. I know! I was such a devoted gurlferind, too. I mean, u were kinda playing them both, so it's understandable if they got tired of u… but me!1/1?1 This is sooooooo not fair!1!1!1!1
-Meg
"Cute and blonde since 1854!"
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From: frozenexpression(at)operappopulaire. com
To: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
Subject: FW: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: April Snow!
Raoul!
Look here, buster. I don't know what you're playing at, but Erik's mine! Got it?
I thought you loved me! How can you do such a thing as to steal my beloved away from me?1?1 Really, you're such a prissy fop that I'm surprised he would settle for someone like you.
-Mlle Daaé
PS. I tried your shampoo. It doesn't even smell good!
"…angel of music…you denied me…"
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From: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
To: frozenexpression(at)operappopulaire. com
Subject: RE: FW: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: April Snow!
Heh. Don't hate me cuz I'm beautiful. Hate me cuz your ex-boyfriend thinks so too!
And it's "Monsieur Vicomte" to you!
PS. You're just jealous cuz your hair doesn't smell like bubblegum!
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!"
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From: frozenexpression(at)operappopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operappopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net; overlooked(at)persiansrus. org
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: April Snow!
April snow brings: strong sopranos who do not need men. Or fops. So there.
"…angel of music… you denied me…"
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From: frenchlady(at)operappopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operappopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net; overlooked(at)persiansrus. org
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: April Snow!
Yes, dear, you go show 'em!
April snow brings: cute-butted, book-loving, mass-e-mailing, tall, dark, 'n' handsome Persians. Oh baby!
"Don't just do it, dance it!"
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From: blondeballetrat(at)operappopulaire. com
To: frozenexpression(at)operappopulaire. com
Subject: FW: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: April Snow!
Aaaaaaagh! Will this cursed day never end?112?1 First the love of my life doesn't like females, so I will have to undergo a couple of painful operations, but now, my mother?11?23?2?
-Meg
"Cute and blonde since 1854!"
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From: frozenexpression(at)operappopulaire. com
To: blondeballetrat(at)operappopulaire. com
Subject: RE: FW: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: April Snow!
Ooh.. gender-change operation? Brilliant idea! I'll go sign us up right now!
-Chrissie
"…angel of music… you denied me…"
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From: frozenexpression(at)operappopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operappopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net; overlooked(at)persiansrus. org
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: April Snow!
Dear all,
There's something Meg and I would like to share with you. Having been denied the love we feel we deserve from a certain peeping-Erik, we have decided that since he likes men, and we would like to be liked by him, well, you know the drill…
Mssrs André et Firmin, we would like to ask you for different roles after this, since we believe we cannot realistically portray our feminine roles anymore.
Thank you for your understanding,
Christoph Daaé and Markus Giry
"…angel of music… you denied me…"
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From: undergroundlunatic(at)operappopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operappopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net; overlooked(at)persiansrus. org
Subject: April Fools!
Noo… my darling Christine (and I s'pose, you too, Meg) don't do eeeet!
April Fools, everyone. I hope that your intelligence was sufficient enough for you to at once detect our trick, and were merely playing along. Although, recent events have made me think otherwise.
The Vicomte and I are in no way a couple, unless you mean a couple of leet hax0rs, or course.
Yours ever,
O.G.
"The Phantom of the Opera is there… inside your mind… and unquestionably straight and single…"
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From: frozenexpression(at)operappopulaire. com
To: castncrew(at)operappopulaire. com; prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net; bigbrotha(at)dechagny. net; overlooked(at)persiansrus. org
Subject: RE: April Fools!
Oh yes, my darling tutor. Right right, I knew at once that you were merely joking. Of course I was playing along!1!11!1
Just to make sure, though, you're serious, right? You still wub me?
Very relieved,
Christine
"…angel of music… maybe you didn't deny me after all…"
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From: prettyinpink(at)dechagny. net
To: undergroundlunatic(at)operappopulaire. com
Subject: RE: April Fools!
What?1?1 You mean you don't love me after all? I thought we had something special!1!
Still hopelessly in love with you,
-Raoul
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! And a little hurt as well…"
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Authors' Note: We realized that we didn't put up an April Fools Special in time, so this is making up for it! Hope you're not too enraged and murderous… review, review!