"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 12: Peter on 19 Kids and Counting
"You know what really grinds my gears? That show '19 Kids and Counting' on TLC. Just exactly how many kids is that balloon pumping out? It's like a frickin fastball machine just shooting baby after baby after baby. And you wanna know the scary part about that? All of those kids look just like the frickin' mom and dad themselves. I'm not gonna lie, but those kids look like they could be clones! Heck, those kids look exactly like Mom and Dad if they were at least five or ten years old. You ever seen their dad? It's like a clown without any makeup. All in all, it's a boring show, nothing funny or exciting happens, and I hate it when the kids on that show cry and s**t their pants. Therefore, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone, unless if the deaf and dumb are willing to stomach through afterbirths of another Duggar. As for me, I'm a Duck Dynasty man all the way. That's the show I prefer other than 19 Kids And Counting. But, there is one thing I do appreciate about that show however: It's the moment when it's over. And that's what really grinds my gears."
Yeah, I'm not such a fan of 19 Kids and Counting either. Just like Peter, I'm a Duck Dynasty man all the way. No one beats the beard of Willie!
More topics on your mind? Just send them to me for a future chapter! Until then, C-ya! ^_^