"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!
Chapter 12: Peter on The Hunger Games
"You know what really grinds my gears? The Hunger Games. I really thought that it was like a mixture of Olympics and food. You know, the idea having to toss a cookie flying high into the air, or perhaps pole vaulting into a tub of ice cream. Or better yet, how about having to run the 400 yard dash while having to grab a Subway Sandwich? I usually thought the Hunger Games were just like that. But when I saw the movie, I was f**king disappointed. It didn't show any food or all. It didn't show any burgers, fries, pizza, tacos, chicken, none of the above. It was a bunch of teenagers killing each other just for our teenagers amusement. If you're gonna call it the Hunger Games, for f**k's sake, include food in there! That way, I could imagine having to eat and compete in the same time! If you're gonna include violence and blood in which teenagers enjoy, call the film 'Kill Those F***ers Now'. Which I plan to do because of the way I was tricked by the title itself. And that is what really grinds my gears."
No offense, but I'm not exactly a fan of the Hunger Games myself. I don't know why, but I'm just not. Nothing personal.
Anyway, got any topics you thought of? Just let me know! Until then, peace! ^_^