You Know What Grinds My Gears?

by UltimateWarriorFan4Ever

Peter Griffin brings back the famous topic which is on his mind! With all the problems facing the world today, Peter sends out his opinions on the things that really grinds his gears! If there's a topic you want Peter to cover, let him know! These opinions are strictly Peter's, not mine. Just to let you know. Chapter 219 is up!

14. Peter on Soap Operas

"You Know What Grinds My Gears?"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Family Guy or any of the characters. Family Guy and the characters are owned by FOX and the creator, Seth McFarlane. Anyway, I was inspired by one of the episodes of Family Guy, and I suggested that I do a fic based on the segment that Peter Griffin did called 'You Know What Grinds My Gears'? Enjoy!

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Chapter 14: Peter on Soap Operas

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"You know what really grinds my gears? Soap Operas. All of them include the same damn thing: Cheating, having sex with someone's wife, bribing and blackmailing someone, killing off a bitch who murdered your wife, and mindless sex under the bed covers. You wanna make soap operas interesting? Include frickin' soap in there while's someone's singing off-key. Even so, I wouldn't want to be caught dead watching it. Maybe Lois is used to that sorta thing. Having someone sing like a retard while having to be scrubbed with Dove soap. Maybe it's alright if it's a hot chick doing that. And that is what really grinds my gears. Oh, and P.S., The Bold And The Beautiful is better than all soap operas out there. So suck it, General Hospital."

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Yes, to be truthful, I also speak the language of B&B, hands down.

More topics on your mind? Just let me know! Until then, WOOOOOOOOOOOO! ^_^